Author Topic: dRUNBK Awards THReD  (Read 32021 times)

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #420 on: May 16, 2010, 04:09:31 PM »
How can you guys even read that?! :S

Write more clearly, I can't read what you're trying to imply.

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #421 on: May 16, 2010, 04:42:12 PM »
NOBU SUICIDE IS BAD FOR YOU

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #422 on: May 16, 2010, 05:34:39 PM »
How can you guys even read that?! :S

It helps if you read it out loud. It's also a whole lot funnier that way, too.

Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #423 on: May 16, 2010, 06:24:20 PM »

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #424 on: May 16, 2010, 06:41:59 PM »
Ohh dear. I've been ridiculous before, but this time I'm actually really embarassed. @_@; Nobu is going to abstain from booze for a loooong time. Getting drunk four nights in a row is stupid draining, and I'll be happy to just relax and :yukkuri:.

I'm really excited to get back and hop online though. And Purv, I did not commit suicide :<
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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #425 on: May 16, 2010, 06:46:23 PM »
Don't blame me because you screwed it up.

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #426 on: May 16, 2010, 06:46:35 PM »
Aw, so no more adorabubble drunken Imouto-chan~?  ;_;

Oh well... May as well give your liver a rest every once in a while, ahah~
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[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #428 on: May 16, 2010, 07:18:44 PM »
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wow he must REALLY hate the police

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #429 on: May 16, 2010, 08:52:34 PM »
Nobu is going to abstain from booze for a loooong time.
They always say that, and then they post here again a week later  :P

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #430 on: May 16, 2010, 08:56:52 PM »
I think it's good of you to stop drinking, Nobu. I don't believe your phone could take much more abuse. Were you typing with your elbow or something? Was a little over the top there ...

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #431 on: May 17, 2010, 12:54:46 AM »
I didn't see you again after hairruffles. :( Since I only drank a little bit, I'm not nearly incoherent enough for this thread. Maybe some other time... And I want Matsuri to come too cuz you live like RIGHT THERE! >:)

Edit becAUSE (Oops caps) I forgot that the greter-than cat doesn't work. :(
Edit eitd because greater-than smiliey face doesn't work either. :<

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #432 on: May 17, 2010, 01:02:12 AM »
Maybe next year. :x

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #433 on: May 17, 2010, 01:57:36 AM »
Unfortunately for everyone interested, the entire collection is bought by a single investor who wishes to remain anonymous.  From Scotland.  >.>

Wow, my uncle Patrick has odd interests.  :/

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #434 on: May 17, 2010, 04:58:21 AM »
Fuck I love you alll,!!!! So drunksBvjk,,,,!!! .... ._. I'ms loso embaeassed.ioh lno. Io hiope ruro still lobrd mes. Loces me! Oih shit, loves me,,,, ! Oh crraap. Mmmm..... I'sm sorry fpor being soooooo druinkk vlkbk...  ;;Y you guis arw hilearuiouis!!! Facoprite, madterrt seirp!! Youy should talk mlorw. Bd jappy.mmmmm! Ilvor nfoprxa! Tall!

Facoprite, eh?
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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #435 on: May 17, 2010, 07:22:42 PM »
Oh sweet jesus, those posts were worse than I remembered.

Looking through my ACen pictures, there were a few near the end of the night I don't remember taking at all. >_>; My first blackout. Definitely not doing *that* again.

Facoprite, eh?

I have no idea what I said there. Absolutely no idea.


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Ilvor nfoprxa! Tall!

Hey look, NForza got a drunbk award. :3
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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #436 on: May 18, 2010, 01:06:03 AM »
Does that really mean N-Forza? It could be anything :3
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #437 on: May 18, 2010, 02:28:19 AM »
Does that really mean N-Forza? It could be anything :3

I'm 99% sure, especially since at the end I just exclaim 'Tall!'. He's pretty tall.
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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #438 on: May 18, 2010, 07:30:13 AM »
hahahaha oh man now that's a drunk award if I ever saw one

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #439 on: May 18, 2010, 11:27:44 AM »
Oh is THIS where this thread is.  The other week I was trying to post drunbk awards and was complaining that I had been unfunnied and couldn't post in CPMC or what have you.  I don't remember much.  It was only later that it occurred to me I had been trying to post in the archive.  See kids, this is what happens when you try to employ muscle memory while drunk.  (CPMC was always below UGW before...)
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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #440 on: May 18, 2010, 10:20:46 PM »
I'm 99% sure, especially since at the end I just exclaim 'Tall!'. He's pretty tall.

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #441 on: May 18, 2010, 11:10:00 PM »
HEY IT STIME FOR ME TO GET THE DRUNBK AWARDS
ADN DO YOU HAVE A UFCKFCUCFUCKINGCLUE HOW HARD IT IS TO DO TO DO CONTROL-F WHEN YOU'RE TWO MARGARITAS IN!?

FUCK MY DIRECTOR, FUCK DESIGN VP, HE CAN SUCK MY NARROW ASSHOLE, FUCK HIS BLACKBERRY

SOvIET RRPROPAGANDA ON YOUTUBE FUCK YES I LOVE YOU

LENIN IS AWEOMSE STALIN IS GREATNESS AWESOME HWOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #442 on: May 18, 2010, 11:11:27 PM »
YO ITS ONLY BEEN FIVE SEOCONDS SINCE I POSTED WHY THE FUCK HAS NOBODY RPLEIED YET D: D: D:

YOU'RE MAKING ME A SAD MOTHERFUCKING PANDA YOU BITCHES THIS IS THE FUCKING CLASSROOM AND SHIT MOVES FASTA AROUND HERE, WHYAT IS ALL THIS SLOW CRAP THERE"D BETTER BE 4200@! NEW REPLITESIS HAS VEE NP OSTED YOYU MAY WANT TO REVIEW YOUR PSOT IN LIGHT OF THIS

I WANNA GO SHOOT GUNS AND SHIT IMS OF FUKCING STRESSED AND HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #443 on: May 18, 2010, 11:14:24 PM »
ONLHY MY CATS OLEVELOLOEVE ME

CERTAINLY NT ANY OF YOU PELPLEO

Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #444 on: May 18, 2010, 11:15:37 PM »
Dude c'mon even the math class's been a little slow lately. :ohdear:

Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #445 on: May 18, 2010, 11:17:39 PM »
Jaoooooooooooooo!

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #446 on: May 18, 2010, 11:17:50 PM »
YOU AMEIRCAN IMPERIALIST SCUM

THE SOVIET PEOPLE WILL MARCH EVER ONWARD PAST YUOURLIES

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #447 on: May 18, 2010, 11:20:16 PM »
Jaoooooooooooooo!

asawhat as this and speak ENGLAMRICAN MOFO FOOL SUCKA YOUS A BUSTA  :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: :( ??? ??? ??? :o :o :o :o

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #448 on: May 18, 2010, 11:27:37 PM »
I can feel the pressure on my bladder increasing, the anger and drunknenesnsess fading, BUT NOT ENOUGH

DO want to continue

DO want not to fucking thing about work tomorrow and thefucking asshole who never does shit and awlaways bitches and is a hgue fucking bully to everyone to come to ream me the fuck out becuase WAWAWAAAAAAAAAAA I AM A MORAN AND FUCKING LOST MY BLACK BERERY AND CANNOT EMAILS ON MY VACAATAION SO GET A NEW ONE ONE NOW NOW NOW and my FUCKING DIRECTOR DIDN'T GIVE ME THE FUCKING GODDAMN PHONE NUMEER OF THE VERIZON GUY and NOW I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIER and FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK hwy does my company SUCK

Why am I no t DRINKING MOAR ON A TUESDAY

ITEQUEILA IS LOW CARB RIGHT GUHYS

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Re: dRUNBK Awards THReD
« Reply #449 on: May 18, 2010, 11:28:07 PM »
See, MJP can type properly, why can't you, No-bun? >:<