> If we haven't left Alice's house yet ask her "Can she understand what we are saying, even if her response only sounds like a Shanghai?"
> "Alice, not only are you skilled with dolls, you make them so cute too <3, your practicly an artistic genius, if you aren't one already! I'm serious!"
> "Of course! That's what makes her fully sentient. She can understand anything! But she can only respond with shanghai. That's what makes her the prototype."
> "Well, flattery will get you nowhere."
>"Shang hi there, Shanhai! Are you ready for ADVENTURE!?"
>Ask Alice for directions
> She raises her arms in excitement.
> "Shanghai shanghai shanghai!"
> She wipes some of the grease off of her hands.
> "Go southwest from Yukari's house, riding the mountain range. You'll find a hot spring and a cave entrance. The cave leads you into the underground."
>"Shanghai, I shall teach you the miracle of the written word. The me of civilization will be yours! But first..."
>Hugs!
> She appears confused.
> "Shanghai?"
> Then you give her a little hug. She hugs you back. Alice allows a little smile.
> Thank Alice.
> Find someone to give you directions to the Underground.
> "It was a hassle, but you're welcome. Be sure to write down any unnatural behavior in that journal. It'll help me out if it needs repairs."
> You have directions! Besides, it's no-
> A massive laser pierces the wall! A witch flies through the new doorway!
> "Alice, I'm comin' for those books~!"
> "Dammit Marisa! Just use the door! We take this outside anyways!"
> They run outside. Preparing for combat, it seems.