Well well well, after I went to bed yesterday, this thread exploded into more than five pages.
All clueless people whining about Th12.5 and Th9.5 --> Go read ZUN's
afterword to learn why he made 9.5 in the first place. Infact, while you at it, go read all of the afterwords starting from EoSD. They are really interesting to read and discover ZUN's mind a bit.
I seen a translated section popped up by Lucarius (surprise visit) so I'll be adding that to the OP.
Edit:
Start hiding your ecchi/H collection. Secure your bank accounts. Do not make any phonecalls for the time being. Cause Shameimaru Aya is on you all. Ayayayayayayayaya.