>No, wait, you didn't fall to your death.
>You are Reisen Udongein Inaba, Gensokyo's premier gunbunny!
>You an immigrant to Gensokyo from the moon. The events surrounding that have left you with a powerful hatred of Neil Armstrong, which you do not like to get into. You have been living at Eientei after running away from home. You work for Eirin Yagokoro, which has led to many rumors being spread about the abuses she heaps on you. Only a few of them are true! She has given you a variety of strange jobs over the years; you've done your best to handle them and think you did pretty well outside the moon incident. Kaguya Houraisan considers you her pet and you still don't know what she means by that; aside from the fact she uses it as an excuse to pat you on the head sometimes. You are deeply concerned about the rights and treatment of rabbits, particularly those in Eientei, and have managed to argue for them to have better treatment on a few occasions. You have crazy eyes and it freaks some people right out; thankfully you have gotten some tinted glasses to deal with this. You are a goddamn snappy dresser.
>The Hakurei Shrine and Byakuren's Followers are at each other's throats over UFOs supposedly spying on the Hakurei Shrine. A mysterious unnamed rabbit got Letty and Hina drunk last night, you think she might be connected to the UFO incident. Marisa has asked you to hook up Alice with a suitable friend, or perhaps significant other. You've vowed to prove to the world you aren't just good for your sex appeal, however ample it may be. You are wracking your brain to figure out how to make a base six pair of paints. You have connected yourself to two gems of considerable magical power, and are seeking the other two gems to complete the set. You're convinced one of those gems is in a particularly dangerous part of the underground.
>You recovered your stockings from being hung out like flags! You have befriended the Yakumo family! You've done multiple errands for Patchouli! You have hoodwinked Remilia into thinking you robbed Hakugyokorou on her behalf! You have Youmu's gratitude for returning her sword! You helped Letty deal with her hangover. You helped Hina find her missing arm and get it reattached! You've helped Nitori recover some scrap metal from a crashed rocket! You rescued Satori from a dumbwaiter chute she got stuck in! You've impressed the faeries with your ability to mutilate reason! You've gotten in good with the boss of the underground's premier club, The Felt! You have befriended a lone wolf, and have Satori training him!
>Presently, you are making your way into parts unknown in the Underground, seeking one of the gems in a place known to be home to a monster called the Oni Eater. You are just outside the region, deciding on which way to go.
> Take the northwestern route. There may be something up with it due to its length.
> Take the northwestern route. There may be something up with it due to its length.
>You decide there's gotta be some benefit to taking the long way.
>You take the long way, heading down the a gentle but noticeable incline.
>Soon, you come to a chamber that is not on the map. You are now within the Oni Eater's domain.
>The chamber is oblong in shape, with a ceiling high enough that you would have to jump to brush your ears against it. A fairly acrid smell, something like rotten eggs, lingers in the air. You suspect that there must be a sulfur deposit in nearby. Obvious exits are Northwest, Southwest, and East.
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