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Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« on: February 12, 2010, 07:17:01 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGXPy_HDz7Q&feature=related&fmt=18

Fuck your Chrono Trigger, Dragon Quest, Earthbound and Final Fantasy. This is the best SNES RPG ever. Needs a fan translation NOW!

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 08:24:05 PM »
 :V

Looks okay but Other than that head thing i'm not to impressed I'll stick to my FFIV.

Matsuri

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 08:41:47 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGXPy_HDz7Q&feature=related&fmt=18

Fuck your Chrono Trigger, Dragon Quest, Earthbound and Final Fantasy. This is the best SNES RPG ever. Needs a fan translation NOW!

You had me convinced until you got to 'Earthbound', and every last shred of your credibility went out the window :V

Either way the game itself looks interesting enough.

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 09:46:01 PM »
The thread title and the video (along with related videos) seem to imply that this is the only RPG no one has played.

Chainsaw Guitar

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 03:02:05 AM »
:V

Looks okay but Other than that head thing i'm not to impressed I'll stick to my FFIV.

You hipsters don't know art when you see it. :V

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2010, 06:46:46 AM »
Very very weird game, that's for sure...

I'll say one thing though.....at least looking at the video finally answered the question to one of my older images..... :P


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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 06:49:44 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGXPy_HDz7Q&feature=related&fmt=18

Fuck your Chrono Trigger, Dragon Quest, Earthbound and Final Fantasy. This is the best SNES RPG ever. Needs a fan translation NOW!

Earthbound

No.


Game looks ok I guess.

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2010, 06:55:38 AM »
I just watched the final boss fight.

What the fuck was that.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2010, 07:01:20 AM »
Obligatory:

Maka + Maka = Maka Maka
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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2010, 07:43:57 AM »
Maka Maka is terrible what you talking about

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 07:53:27 AM »
I can't find dirt on this game anywhere. Like it never even existed.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2010, 06:07:03 AM »
You hipsters don't know art when you see it. :V
+1

C'mon everyone you can turn your irony detectors back on now.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2010, 07:28:13 AM »
I can't find dirt on this game anywhere. Like it never even existed.

lol @ this guy expecting to find results on a game that's incredibly obscure even in Japan.

Very very weird game, that's for sure...

I'll say one thing though.....at least looking at the video finally answered the question to one of my older images..... :P



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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2010, 09:19:54 AM »
Derp. I'll pass. I have enough RPGs and RPG-esque games I've yet to beat/still have stuff to do in them.

-Pokemon Platinum: Trying to get Gold Prints on the Battle Frontier, it's harder than it looks.
-Ratchet and Clank Up Your Arsenal/A Crack In time: My top two picks from the series, and the ones I feel are the best to spend time on.
-Persona 4: Normal NG+, beccause this game is excellent.
-Devil Survivor: So is this one. I wanna beat it at least once, maybe twice so I can enjouy the lack of an EXP penalty.
-Devil Summoner 2: Played it, it's fun. Not sure what I should spend my points on, though.
-Wild ARMs 3: Overlooked and underrated desertpunk JRPG. I love it.
-FFIII DS: Get Black Belt job, get 9999 HP, get all jobs to level 99 to get the bonus equipment, and then pwn the final dungeons. Not that hard to do, it just takes forever.
-FFX: Bleh, I may try a No Sphere Grid Challenge because gaining levels is an absolute pain until near the end of the game. Other than that, I don't think it's worth it.
-Shadow Complex: I've yet to get all the achievements for this game, but it shouldn't be too hard. Dunno about the challenge rooms though...But since there's an achievement attached to it, I might as well try.
-Fire Emblem 9: My [girl]friend has this, and it's my favorite of all the FE games I played. Maybe I'll try FE10 once I beat 9.
-Dream Realm: I wouldn't be playing this if it wasn't on Kongregate and there weren't badges attached to it. I have no life.
-MapleStory: see above, only replace "badges" with "Lilin's Ring [3]."
-Brutal Legend/Batman: Arkham Asylum/Bioshock 1 + 2/Fallout 3: Games I have bought but have not played much, and should, because they're awesome.

Games I have large beefs with:
-Mass Effect: As I said before, playing ME makes me and my computer cry because I don't have good specs on it, nor the money to upgrade it. I may as well just bite it and play the slightly-less-liked 360 version.
-Metroid Prime Trilogy: Good compilation. Prime 1 was great. Prime 2 was...Not so great, I didn't like the difficulty. Prime 3 makes me rage cause of the stupid tokens and my tendency to 100% games I like to play.

Games I have preordered/wish to get:
-Strange Journey: I played three MegaTen games so far, why not another? I look forward to a challen~ge! DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
-Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver: Preordered one for myself, another for my [girl]friend. I heard Red's gonna be hard to beat.
-3D Dot Game Heroes: Q-Block style characters in a Zelda-type adventure? Sign me the hell up!
-Arc Rise Fantasia: Lack of specific release date makes me cry, but as soon as it comes out I'm buying it.
-Persona 3 Portable: Now that this version is out, playing the PS2 version seems like a step back for me. I'm willing to wait for this. No, I will not import the JP version.

So, in conclusion, I don't need Maka Maka, nor will I want to play it.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2010, 12:28:54 PM »
Derp
God Hand isn't RPG enough for you? :V

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2010, 12:34:15 PM »
-Devil Summoner 2: Played it, it's fun. Not sure what I should spend my points on, though.

Vi, Ma and some Lu, just in case.

-Strange Journey: I played three MegaTen games so far, why not another? I look forward to a challen~ge! DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

Go get Nocturne, Persona 2 and SMT If... . They are the best in the series :V

Chainsaw Guitar

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2010, 12:37:18 PM »
Ho-ly shit. Despite how obscure and rare it is, this game sells for less than 30$ used and new on eBay!
Yeah, fuck Earthbound. The only reason it manages to sell at ridiculous prices of up to 500$ is because it's overrated to shit now thanks to all those who keep wanking over it for not being a Yu-Gi-Oh RPG.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2010, 12:53:25 PM »
Go get Nocturne, Persona 2 and SMT If... . They are the best in the series :V

SMT If... is in Japanese and does it have a translation?

Agree that it is a great game though.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2010, 01:06:17 PM »
Yeah, fuck Earthbound. The only reason it manages to sell at ridiculous prices of up to 500$ is because it's overrated to shit now thanks to all those who keep wanking over it for not being a Yu-Gi-Oh RPG.

Or, y'know, because it's actually a good game. Your assumptions are baseless and stupid. You're already jerking off over this game here and you don't really even know anything about it. Wow.

Chainsaw Guitar

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2010, 01:14:49 PM »
lmao, couldn't you tell by the absurdity of the statement that I wasn't being serious?
This whole thread was a joke from the beginning. I already know it's shit. I've known this for about 2 years because I read somewhere that the debugging process was skipped entirely. You wanna know why I made this thread? so it could be more widely known for a "so bad it's good" kinda game. That's why.
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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2010, 02:12:13 PM »
Please use a sarcasm tag as most individuals like myself, cannot detect sarcasm over long distances.   :V

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2010, 02:59:04 PM »
Then say so. It's incredibly difficult to sense sarcasm when you really leave no indication of it.

Besides, it's not uncommon for people to like obscure games just so they can say they like it-- no matter how shitty it is.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2010, 04:16:03 PM »
lol @ this guy expecting to find results on a game that's incredibly obscure even in Japan.

Well, I can't believe there isn't anything on it. I've tried everything, Google, Bing, Ask, Wikipedia, nothing works! I've seen obscure, and this game goes beyond that.

Also, how the hell am I supposed to know it's obscure if I can't find any info on it?

Matsuri

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2010, 04:17:57 PM »
You answered your own question.

Toasty

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2010, 04:30:48 PM »
This is all you need to know about makamaka.

Also, try searching using it's name as written in japanese.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2010, 04:35:15 PM »
This is all you need to know about makamaka.

Seen that already.

I've tried using the japanese name too, still doesn't get me anything. Doesn't help there's a Futa manga with the same title.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2010, 06:40:12 PM »
Well apparently the Final Boss only has 1 HP...

I guess if it ever gets translated i'll look into it.

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2010, 09:43:15 PM »
Vi, Ma and some Lu, just in case.

Go get Nocturne, Persona 2 and SMT If... . They are the best in the series :V
That's what I planned on, prioritizing Vit and Mag. But I like hitting things with swords too. :V I'm kind of an aggressive player.

Nocturne's on my list, but I'm so backlogged with other games I may never get to it, lol. P2 I heard was good, but I'm not sure if I should get it or not. If... I don't know too well, but if there's a fanslation for it, please point me to a link.

Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2010, 09:56:06 AM »
SMT If... is in Japanese and does it have a translation?

Agree that it is a great game though.
Pretty confident it doesn't have one just yet. Shame, too...

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Re: Maka Maka: The Greatest RPG no one has played
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2010, 11:58:24 PM »
Then say so. It's incredibly difficult to sense sarcasm when you really leave no indication of it.

Besides, it's not uncommon for people to like obscure games just so they can say they like it-- no matter how shitty it is.

I'm honestly hurt that you would think of me that lowly... :ohdear: