>You are Reisen Udongein Inaba, Gensokyo's premier gunbunny!
>You an immigrant to Gensokyo from the moon. The events surrounding that have left you with a powerful hatred of Neil Armstrong, which you do not like to get into. You have been living at Eientei after running away from home. You work for Eirin Yagokoro, which has led to many rumors being spread about the abuses she heaps on you. Only a few of them are true! She has given you a variety of strange jobs over the years; you've done your best to handle them and think you did pretty well outside the moon incident. Kaguya Houraisan considers you her pet and you still don't know what she means by that; aside from the fact she uses it as an excuse to pat you on the head sometimes. You are deeply concerned about the rights and treatment of rabbits, particularly those in Eientei, and have managed to argue for them to have better treatment on a few occasions. You have crazy eyes and it freaks some people right out; thankfully you have gotten some tinted glasses to deal with this. You are a goddamn snappy dresser.
>You recovered your stockings from being hung out like flags! The Hakurei Shrine and Byakuren's Followers are at each other's throats over UFOs supposedly spying on the Hakurei Shrine. Hina lost her arm, but you've found it and have sent her to Alice in order to get it put back in place. A mysterious unnamed rabbit got Letty and Hina drunk last night! Patchouli asked you to secure Kanako and Suwako's blessings for her; Kanako has asked you to deal whatever is messing with the wind in the eastern reaches of the Forest of Magic in exchange for hers. Patchouli also asked you to check up on the Prismriver Sisters, who should be down in the Palace of the Earth Spirits. Marisa has asked you to hook up Alice with a suitable friend, or perhaps significant other. You have befriended the Yakumo family! You've vowed to prove to the world you aren't just good for your sex appeal, however ample it may be.
>You are currently visiting Mokou, to return her lost hair ribbon. You have not died yet! In fact, it's almost been pleasant.
>"We did, actually, not too long after that. Keine helped with that, too. It turned out one of her Students had it."
>"I had some spare time, So I thought I'd return the bow to you."
>"Heh, kids," says Mokou, sipping her tea. "So what's got you running around today, ways? I saw you've been through the bamboo a couple times already."
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