ORIGINAL DRUNBK AWARDS THREAD

[Janitor Morgan]

How about you take a shot every time you take a shot? :V

Depending on how you interpret that second "shot", it could mean an infinite loop of drinking.  :V

[Slaves]

Depending on how you interpret that second "shot", it could mean an infinite loop of drinking.  :V

just do this.

every time you drink, take a drink.

[triangles]

I went to the local drug store just now.  I was the only person not buying alcohol.  Guy comes in decked out in green beads like it's Mardi Gras wanting a refund on a 12pack because one of the cans was broken/leaking/missing but didn't bring a receipt or the case back.  Not to worry, your bros got you covered with another two cases!  And don't forget the girls with the boxes of wine!  Heck, even the little old lady in front of me was buying some Jack Daniels.

MJP and I and all the Orthodox Jews are probably the only ones sober tonight in our town.  Truly the stars have aligned to put St. Patrick's Day during spring break when I live half a mile away from Big State U.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

As honorary tradition to the man with the tall green hat, I wore green and drank a Guinness yesterday

[♛ Apher-Forte]

just do this.

every time you drink, take a drink.

bad advice, here is a good one:

watch a rerun of CSI, everytime Grissom says something science-like or too complicated for your drunken mind to absorb you take a shot.

or better yet, play the Buri Hamachi song

loop on, until you quite simply cannot loop anymore.

everytime a fish is shown you take a shot.

[HakureiSM]

EDIT: NVM MY COMPUTER WENT NUTS WHAT'S GOING ON

[Nietz]

shit this place is so full im getting pushd on the pool table but heres a award. Best saint; Saint Patrick because hes thf saint of booze.

[Hello Purvis]

Note that legalizing drugs in no way guarantees they'd be made much safer. Look at all the stuff tossed into cigarettes that doesn't need to be in them.

Then again, comparing today's liquor to bathtub gin and formaldehyde applejack =[

[HakureiSM]

Nietz, go shoot pool.

[JT]

I wish I could be out drinking at a pub or bar too, but since no DD I'll be staying home with a friend drinking.

Now we just need to figure out a good drinking game, any reccomendations?

Marathon G Gundam. Every time something ridiculous happens, take a drink. Better pace yourself though or you'll be dead of alcohol poisoning by like the fifth episode.

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

Marathon G Gundam. Every time something ridiculous happens, take a drink. Better pace yourself though or you'll be dead of alcohol poisoning by like the fifth episode.

THIS LIVER OF MINE IS SWELLING WITH ALCOHOL!
ITS BURNING PAIN TELLS ME TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT!
HERE I GO!
SHINIIIIIIING TWO FINGERS OF TEQUILAAAAAA!!

Also someone needs to make a Shining Finger recipe.

[?lice Bl?ckb?rn]

just do this.

every time you drink, take a drink.

My Immortal, the drinking game. Guaranteed to cause liver failure by chapter 12 or your money back!

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

My Immortal, the drinking game. Guaranteed to cause liver failure by chapter 12 or your money back!

To be honest, that seems near unplayable. You'll be taking at least 5 shots per paragraph.

[Alfred F. Jones]

My Immortal, the drinking game. Guaranteed to cause liver failure by chapter 12 or your money back!

lmao, Rou did that game. I think his results are on that page.

And now reading that again, I would like to watch the effects of absinthe, bourbon, or vodka on the next poor sapz who does it. :>

On the other hand... it does say I can do a non-alcoholic version of the game, right? Not that I've got any, uh, ideas.

[?lice Bl?ckb?rn]

On the other hand... it does say I can do a non-alcoholic version of the game, right? Not that I've got any, uh, ideas.

Let's just say that I am really tempted to do this game with espressos sometime this weekend. Caffienated, of course.

[E-Nazrin]

Let's just say that I am really tempted to do this game with espressos sometime this weekend. Caffienated, of course.

Apparently caffeine is worse than weed.

Druggie.

=(

[?lice Bl?ckb?rn]

Apparently caffeine is worse than weed.

Druggie.

=(

:dwi:

Edit: Huh. Okay, what's the actual bbcode for the Deal w/It animated dog smiley? I could have sworn that was it but apparently nope!

[Suikama]

:dealwithit: :kanakodwi: :suwakodwi:

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

Interesting. Apparently Suwako takes more time to put on floating dwi glasses because she has a hat who wears floating glasses as well.

[E-Nazrin]

Interesting. Apparently Suwako takes more time to put on floating dwi glasses because she has a hat who wears floating glasses as well.

That, and her eyes are lower on the image.

[Kuma]

Watch the vid for Telephone. Take a shot for every absurd costume change, or product placement.

[Suikama]

Watch Logorama and take a drink for every logo you see

[E-Nazrin]

Watch Logorama and take a drink for every logo you see

Holy shit.

[Suikama]

Holy shit.

The best part of the whole vid is Ronald

[Nietz]

Nietz, go shoot pool.

I did but I sucked, I usually play better than today.

I'm home now and not so drunk anymore, so I guess drunk awards are not so valid now.

[Nobu]

DRUNK AwARDS TIME!!

NIETZ: Coolest guy that has an avatar that is actually not a little girl and you seem pretty cool do you know Japanese? You translate stuff right? :3 Let's talk sometimes.
RUOR: I rABU YOU! I bet you're sleeping right now. Hahaha.
Serp: Hey Serp! o/
E-Mouse: It took me forever before I realised that himekodaidanbokudanbooru was actually you, i'm kinda embarasseed about that >_>;
Drago: Hey, sup drago. Ahaha.
sana: HATS! Sanana!
Vic: Fuck you. >:| Damn Rantail sellout
N-Forza: Thank you for your hospitality when I went to Japan, I really appreciate it.
Rikter: aahaha, sup Rikter
Triangles: you hate theree hangles!
Pesco: Bitch!
TSO: Do you actually read these threads? :3
Kilga: If i'm oneeniisama, what do I call you?
Keri: *nibbles*
Rou: *bop*
Tengukami: *boptwice*
Slabes: SLABLESHEYSUP
Mode: Are you my oneechan or imouto? I don't even know anymore :<
Moerin: ONEE SAN!!!!
Drake: :3~~~
Naut: See above
Drago: BREAD
Trance: Hey, wear more dresses :3~
Alice: Blablasciencestuff
Anthony: ANCHAN
Gappy: すきま～～～
Donut: Fuckin pastry

fuck who am I missing

Letty: We don't talk anymore on AIM :<
Edible: Uhhhh, stop trollin'
Thundr: lol
Okashiikisei: lolol

Matsuri: IMOUTO! stop breaking brooms.

HakureiSM: You live in South America. Hehe.
HUNGARY: HUNgARY
Kanako: stop being shota :<
Purvis: My favorite hobo ;_;
ShiningDrake: I like how you link songs from youtube whenever you sign off meido <3
Valentia: Good luck!!
AF: Good artz.
HELEPOLIS: STOP< TITS

Uhh, i think I got everyone

Oh, Lucarius is p. awesome btw.

Suikama: DO SOMETHING

[LHCling]

Drago: Hey, sup drago. Ahaha.

Drago: BREAD

These awards seem legit to me.

[Nobu]

FUCKIFORGOTBAITY

Sup Baity. I ehar your good at Touhoues.

AUSTRAILIA!

[E-Nazrin]

NOBU WHY DO YOU WANT TO STOP HELEPOLIS' TITS

THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[Pesco]

Uncharismatic tits