ORIGINAL DRUNBK AWARDS THREAD

[Rin Kagamine]

Vic who won the drinking game?

Was it the brewery?

I think I won, because I forgot my own phone number when ordering pizza, and then passed out before it got there (gave the money to Tristan beforehand, so the driver still got a fat tip).

[dustyjo]

Best Lonely Guy: dustyjo because he's got a Firebird and he's gonna pull mad tail once he grows a Burt Reynolds mustache.

hurhur

[Tengukami]

We need to get you drunk on Skype sometime.

[Rin Kagamine]

Next time I'm near a computer I'll do it

[HakureiSM]

Christ, I am never drinking again. 

Next time I'm near a computer I'll do it

:smug:

[Dead Princess Sakana]

Damn, HakuSM, you beat me to it.

[Pesco]

[19:34] <Greyn> Did Letty get into the cocaine stash?
[19:34] <LettyWhiterock> GRAIN
[19:35] <Greyn> Oh god
[19:35] <LettyWhiterock> YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY
[19:35] <Sana> How did I not make this connection
[19:35] <Greyn> Crackheads and Debutantes
[19:35] <Sana> Greyn -> Grain
[19:35] <LettyWhiterock> THIS SNOW SMELLS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD
[19:35] <Greyn> CRACKHEADS AND DEBUTANTES
[19:35] <Greyn> Nanael's Magical Pixie Angel Dust
[19:35] <Pesco> @8ball Is Letty drunk?
[19:35] <Keine> Pesco: Obviously.
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> THAT'S THE CHEAP SHIT
[19:36] <Tyrant_Erebus> lol
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> I GOT THE GOOD SHIT
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> THE CIRNO SHIT
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> NOT HER LITERAL SHIT
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> THAT'S FUCKED UP
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> GRAIN, YOU FUCKED
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> UP
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> U
[19:36] <Tyrant_Erebus> I was about to say that to...
[19:36] <Pesco> *dinner on screen*
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> P
[19:36] <Dragoshi> Yeah that'd just be wrong on so many levels
[19:36] <Dragoshi> like you wouldn't even fucking know
[19:36] <Greyn> I KNOW I'M FUCKED UP WITH SOME DALLAS SALAD
[19:36] <LettyWhiterock> DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE, DRAGOSTEIN?
[19:36] <Sana> I am so lost
[19:37] <headcrabs> Hm, maybe I should play rollercoaster tycoon. That was fun back then!
[19:37] <Dragoshi> No.
[19:37] <Dragoshi> I've seen enough that I know what to expect
[19:37] <LettyWhiterock> DRAGOSHI DIN TEI
[19:37] <LettyWhiterock> YUKARI
[19:37] <LettyWhiterock> YOUMU
[19:37] <LettyWhiterock> YUYUKO
[19:37] <Dragoshi> oh do not make me bust out the egg timer.
[19:37] <LettyWhiterock> KAGUYA-AH
[19:37] <LettyWhiterock> SING ALONG, YOU KNOW IT WORKS
[19:37] <Sana> Please tell me someone is logging this?
[19:37] <LettyWhiterock> CAPITAL LETTERZ
[19:37] <Dragoshi> I am going to unleash such a temporal mess all over your face.
[19:38] <Dragoshi> god help you if I find out where the oven is
[19:38] <Tyrant_Erebus> moar leik Caps Lock
[19:38] <YoseiOnmyoji> I was reading MotK, so in order: Hey Stone, Hey AF, Hey Helebrator
[19:38] <LettyWhiterock> CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
[19:38] <Sana> CAPITAL PUN-ISHMENT
[19:38] * Pesco kicks Sana
[19:38] <Tyrant_Erebus> :|
[19:38] <Sana> ;_;
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> SANA
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> MORE LIKE
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> UHH
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> NASA
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> GO TO THE MOON, SANA
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> WITH ALL THE BUNNIES
[19:39] <Sana> WOAH WHAT
[19:39] * Magical_Moerin giggles~
[19:39] <Sana> I DIDN'T EVEN-
[19:39] <AF_faithpoints> Tewipiercetheheavens.jpg
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> GO SAVE CHRISTMAS
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> AND DON
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> 'T
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> GIV
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> E
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> ME NO F
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> OR A
[19:39] <LettyWhiterock> N ANSWER
[19:40] <Dragoshi> well
[19:40] <Dragoshi> uh
[19:40] <LettyWhiterock> NO ONE ASKED YOU, NUMA NUMA
[19:40] <Dragoshi> I forgot where I was going to go with this
[19:40] <Sana> FLY ME TO THE MOOOOOON
[19:40] <Magical_Moerin> AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS!
[19:40] <LettyWhiterock> AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARZ MOVIE PACK SPECIAL
[19:40] <Irmingard_von_Stein> And let me play.....
[19:40] <Irmingard_von_Stein> To late.
[19:40] <LettyWhiterock> CALL NOW AND GET HBO FOR A MONTH FOR FREE
[19:41] * AF_faithpoints has quit (Broken pipe)
[19:41] <Sana> AWESOME
[19:41] <LettyWhiterock> SO YOU CAN WATCH REAL SEX WITH CHEN
[19:41] <Sana> NOT AWESOME
[19:41] <UsuallyDead> Stop this madness.
[19:41] <suki-gin> Bye bye everyone~ o/ Will be heading out early, nap and then project work summons me ^^;
[19:41] <Sana> Bye suki
[19:41] <Magical_Moerin> See you, Suki~
[19:41] <LettyWhiterock> USUALLYDEAD
[19:41] <Dragoshi> I second Sana's NOT AWESOME
[19:41] <Dragoshi> adios, suki
[19:41] <LettyWhiterock> AREN'T YOU, LIKE, USUALLY DEAD?
[19:41] <LettyWhiterock> BUT SUKI
[19:41] <LettyWhiterock> *BUY
[19:41] <UsuallyDead> Hi Letty.
[19:41] <LettyWhiterock> **BYE
[19:41] <YoseiOnmyoji> Bye Suki~
[19:41] <Magical_Moerin> That's like trying to stop the tide, UD~
[19:41] <Dragoshi> nice typing fail snowman
[19:41] <Dragoshi> :V
[19:42] <UsuallyDead> It's amazingly awesome to see you again. :|
[19:42] <YoseiOnmyoji> Letty is the yeti?
[19:42] <LettyWhiterock> YOU AND ME GO WAY BACK
[19:42] <LettyWhiterock> BACK
[19:42] <LettyWhiterock> TO THE FUTURE
[19:42] <LettyWhiterock> 88 CIRNOS PER ⑨
[19:42] <suki-gin> o/ Bye bye~
[19:42] <LettyWhiterock> MARTY MCKOAKUMA
[19:42] <Sapz> Letty you are being a crazy person
[19:42] <UsuallyDead> You're being dumb now.
[19:42] <YoseiOnmyoji> I think he's drunk
[19:43] <UsuallyDead> I hope so.
[19:43] <Dragoshi> I think he had a bit too much snow to drink
[19:43] <Pesco> [19:35] <Pesco> @8ball Is Letty drunk?
[19:43] <Pesco> [19:35] <Keine> Pesco: Obviously.
[19:43] <Sapz> Fair enough
[19:43] <Dragoshi> well yeah
[19:43] <Magical_Moerin> Letty needs to drink less.
[19:43] <Magical_Moerin> Or more.
[19:43] <Dragoshi> we don't need werecow over there to tell us that
[19:43] <Dragoshi> seriously
[19:43] <Dragoshi> :V
[19:43] <LettyWhiterock> VANILLA SNOW
[19:44] <Greyn> VANILLA ICE
[19:44] <Greyn> ICE ICE
[19:44] <Irmingard_von_Stein> Momma.
[19:44] <Sana> LET THE SNOW PAINT ME
[19:44] <Sana> GET IT?!
[19:44] <LettyWhiterock> I ALREADY DID THAT SANA
[19:44] <LettyWhiterock> LIKE
[19:44] <LettyWhiterock> A MILLION YEARS AGO
[19:44] <Sana> AW DARN
[19:44] <Sana> I'M A MILLION YEARS TOO LATE
[19:45] <LettyWhiterock> LIGHT YEARS, MAN
[19:45] <Irmingard_von_Stein> Distances to late.
[19:45] <Irmingard_von_Stein> too*
[19:45] <Magical_Moerin> LIGHT YEARS ARE DISTANCE NOT TIME!
[19:45] <Pesco> LETTY IS A MEMBER OF SNOW PATROL
[19:45] <LettyWhiterock> SNOW PATROL THEME SONG
[19:45] * suki-gin has quit (Bye bye everyone, take good care~ o/)
[19:46] <LettyWhiterock> DAH DAH NANANANA DAH DAH DA-DAH SNOW PATROOOOOOOL
[19:48] <Dragoshi> :V
[19:48] * UsuallyDead pours hot water on Letty.
[19:48] * Magical_Moerin pours some suger on Letty~
[19:49] * Irmingard_von_Stein calls in Def leppard.
[19:49] <@Helepolis> No but on a serious note, I want to know what mushrooms Letty took this time

[Rin Kagamine]

What the fuck is wrong with Letty?  This is the thread for drunk, not idiocy >=|

I was still at work at 7PM anyway.


And iPhone actually makes it worse to be typing while drunk, since there's no actual keyboard and it auto-corrects the shit out of everything.

[Dragoshi]

And iPhone actually makes it worse to be typing while drunk, since there's no actual keyboard and it auto-corrects the shit out of everything.

god, that must lead to some absolutely beautiful sentences.

[Rin Kagamine]

god, that must lead to some absolutely beautiful sentences.

Oh it does, take a look:

"AintssucjSAintssucj sand Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen" was supposed to be "Saints suck, and Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen"

"It's not do inis. Work at dominos. Rssrrd Marcos and I dj f even care abut my slekkj g tonight fucj." was supposed to be "It's not Dominos, I work at Dominos.  It's Marcos and I don't even care about my spelling tonight fuck."

It's fun :V

[HakureiSM]

You work at Domino's? Oh fuck.

[Rin Kagamine]

You work at Domino's? Oh fuck.

They pay me to drive around, and I can't exactly be a trucker while in college, so this is the next best thing.

[HakureiSM]

You're a delivery guy? Hm, I hope you're not as much a fucking slave as those guys are here.

[Rin Kagamine]

Slave in what way?

[HakureiSM]

They have to fight their asses off to buy a motorbike, to begin with, then they're forced to race around the city delivering pizza, their payment is ridiculously low, they have to pay their own gas, etc.
And until a few years ago when a law prohibiting this passed, Domino's Pizza would make the bikers who didn't make it to the client within that half hour pay for the pizza.

[Rin Kagamine]

No, it's nothing like that up here.  I don't even think they'll let you deliver on a motorbike up here.  We get a dollar for each delivery for gas, but only make 3 dollars an hour. 

We haven't had the 30 minute guarantee in the US since the 80s.

[Sana]

Wait, Vic has an iPhone too? Now I won't be alone when Kanako makes fun of me!

...;_;

[Rin Kagamine]

Wait, Vic has an iPhone too? Now I won't be alone when Kanako makes fun of me!

...;_;

Yeah, like 1/4 of my posts are from my phone

[HakureiSM]

My uh, mother has one.

[Prody]

Wait, Vic has an iPhone too? Now I won't be alone when Kanako makes fun of me!

...;_;

What is an iPhone?

[HakureiSM]

I'm at a bar with friends right now. We're celebrating the fact that everyone got into college.
I'm not drunk, nor planning to get, but the possibility is there :V
Second beer right now, yukkuriing.


edit: FFFFFFFF- drinking game. I'm so screwed.

[Hello Purvis]

As long as you remember your destiny.

If you're going to kill your brain cells and your liver, you have to make it entertaining for us.

[Rikter]

I demand an award if you come back and are drunk.

[HakureiSM]

Oh god i keep losing why this happenning nooooo everything is dizeeeee

[HakureiSM]

after i lose a bit more ill post prize.

[triangles]

Grats on having a good reason to celebrate 

Man, I'm always so coherent when I drunkpost on the internets.  I feel like I'm missing out.

I've sworn off alcohol for the time being of my diet.  At this rate, I foresee fun mobile posting times at Otakon BE PREPARED

[Moerin]

Oh Haku, you're an adorabubble drunk~  Eheheh~

[HakureiSM]

Triangles you durnk?
also ilu too moerintan my cute theoriasts

also tringles i think im gonna to otkaon this uear fuck wtfds

[Rin Kagamine]

HakureiSM I love you you should come to Otakon it'll be hot!

[Slaves]

make sure mode doesn't go and see him she'll go into a hissyfit holy moly