Author Topic: ORIGINAL DRUNBK AWARDS THREAD (Read 30528 times)

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #120 on:** January 11, 2010, 06:54:34 PM »

You know, my dad was at a bar once for some reason, and a really drunk guy mistook him for Jerry Garcia. (I suppose I can sort of see the resemblance if you're blind drunk ...)

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #121 on:** January 12, 2010, 03:24:34 AM »

My dad once told us extensively silly adventures about Super Hamster or something during car rides when he'd been drinking. Man, I can't even remember anything about them anymore...

HakureiSM · « **Reply #122 on:** January 12, 2010, 03:32:26 AM »

Quote from: E-Motion on January 12, 2010, 03:24:34 AM

car rides when he'd been drinking.

Dude, that's not safe.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #123 on:** January 12, 2010, 03:45:38 AM »

Quote from: HakureiSM on January 12, 2010, 03:32:26 AM

Dude, that's not safe.

Mom was driving. And had at most one drink.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #124 on:** January 12, 2010, 05:06:05 AM »

At least bear was not driving.

Kiro · « **Reply #125 on:** January 12, 2010, 12:41:17 PM »

I am not drunk right now, but I will say that it's currently 7:40 PM in Hoi An, Vietnam and I am in a bar enjoying free wifi and happy hour: buy one get one free of certain cocktails. This currently equates to $1 Gin and Tonics. Fuck yeah!

Lloyd Dunamis · « **Reply #126 on:** January 12, 2010, 03:48:13 PM »

First time drunk, oh what, Ohmiga--- I felt light when I move... My eye focus takes another half second more just to get a clear, uhh, image of what my eyes actually see... and uhm... everything I do just seems helpless and effortless and *laundry line snaps* Ohp, darn...

Felt like throwing up the moment I try to lie down to sleep... Hnn, what was some 30mins ago... now seems like meh.

Also my first time smoking... at least, that single chocolate mint -flavored stick...

dustyjo · « **Reply #127 on:** January 12, 2010, 06:55:52 PM »

Why do you do these things

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #128 on:** January 12, 2010, 06:59:36 PM »

Quote from: Lloyd Dunamis on January 12, 2010, 03:48:13 PM

First time drunk, oh what, Ohmiga--- I felt light when I move... My eye focus takes another half second more just to get a clear, uhh, image of what my eyes actually see... and uhm... everything I do just seems helpless and effortless and *laundry line snaps* Ohp, darn...

Felt like throwing up the moment I try to lie down to sleep... Hnn, what was some 30mins ago... now seems like meh.

Also my first time smoking... at least, that single chocolate mint -flavored stick...

I see you have passed the royal entry examination to being drunk, welcome to the club of drunkards my brother.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #129 on:** January 12, 2010, 08:14:51 PM »

Drink a lot of water.

Also listen to Dusty.

HakureiSM · « **Reply #130 on:** January 12, 2010, 09:09:59 PM »

Smoking is pathetic ¬¬

Also Lloyd, you'll know the true meaning of gravity when you try to lift yourself from your bed when you wake up :V

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #131 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:11:17 AM »

I love wideface and Tristan is the editor for hoshimittsu and the Colts suck so much holtly shit.!

HakureiSM · « **Reply #132 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:12:59 AM »

Vic, you drunk again?

HOORAY

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #133 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:14:03 AM »

it is Sunday for you, why are you...?

oh nevermind.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #134 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:24:29 AM »

AintssucjSAintssucj sand Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #135 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:26:16 AM »

Where is my pizza? I ordered it like an hour ago or so ething.

HakureiSM · « **Reply #136 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:26:51 AM »

If it's domino's it's free.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #137 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:30:26 AM »

It's not do inis. Work at dominos. Rssrrd Marcos and I dj f even care abut my slekkj g tonight fucj.

HakureiSM · « **Reply #138 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:33:35 AM »

Hit the stereo, put really loud music. Trance or heavy metal.
Chew wood.

Chaore · « **Reply #139 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:33:56 AM »

Isn't this about when Purvis shows up?

Nobu · « **Reply #140 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:40:44 AM »

CALM DOWN VIC. :|

I have to clean up after your vomit because you're too drunk to do it yourself. *sweepsweep*

HakureiSM · « **Reply #141 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:43:42 AM »

Drunbk awards.

You promised me.

Prody · « **Reply #142 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:51:15 AM »

Quote from: rantail-da-sun on February 08, 2010, 04:24:29 AM

AintssucjSAintssucj sand Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

*Sings sand canyon*

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #143 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Reimu-tanSM on February 08, 2010, 04:43:42 AM

Drunbk awards.

You promised me.

IT IS YOUR DESTINY, VIC.

Chaore · « **Reply #144 on:** February 08, 2010, 05:06:25 AM »

Three posts late, damnit Purv.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #145 on:** February 08, 2010, 05:15:13 AM »

Quote from: CHAOS on February 08, 2010, 05:06:25 AM

Three posts late, damnit Purv.

I was talkin' to Xan and watching the text adventures, asspiss.

Kuma · « **Reply #146 on:** February 08, 2010, 05:16:30 AM »

Vic, are you asleep?

HakureiSM · « **Reply #147 on:** February 08, 2010, 05:17:21 AM »

If he is then he's not gonna be answering now, is he? :V

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #148 on:** February 08, 2010, 09:53:45 AM »

Christ, I am never drinking again.

While I'm still not completely Sober, it's time for DRUNBK AWARDS!

Best Reimu: HakureiSM I don't know if you're just a huge Reimu fan or what, but you got that Reimu thing goin' on. Respeck'.
Best Lonely Guy: dustyjo because he's got a Firebird and he's gonna pull mad tail once he grows a Burt Reynolds mustache.
Janitorest Janitor: Nobu because hoy dicks you aren't a mod or anything so lay off a little will ya?
The Momiziest: Momiji ahahhaahahhahahahaaha
Most talktalktalktalktalk: UK because I don't even know why but maybe because she's a girl but she talks a lot
Best Admin: TSO for holdin' it all down, thanks a lot!
Uh: I'm never playing a drinking game ever again.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #149 on:** February 08, 2010, 10:11:44 AM »

Vic who won the drinking game?

Was it the brewery?