Author Topic: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5  (Read 115209 times)

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #930 on: February 14, 2010, 12:04:32 AM »
i hate fucking ufos what is wrong with SA extend system or MOF extend system

what the fuck do ufos have to do with touhou anyway

wait a second, ufos?

what the fuck


Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #931 on: February 14, 2010, 12:13:25 AM »
Hard drive wipe. Lost my games and all my records. FFFUUUUUUUUU-
What happened? Virus? Or was the hard drive damaged? I lost a bunch of stuff because my comp would always get infected by Trojan Horses.

I should probably copy my saves on a USB key. I fear that my computer might screw up soon, as I only have 6GB left on my 150GB hard drive, while I should keep at least 15GB of space to make sure everything works properly.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #932 on: February 14, 2010, 02:24:11 AM »
What happened? Virus? Or was the hard drive damaged? I lost a bunch of stuff because my comp would always get infected by Trojan Horses.

I should probably copy my saves on a USB key. I fear that my computer might screw up soon, as I only have 6GB left on my 150GB hard drive, while I should keep at least 15GB of space to make sure everything works properly.

Virus. Caused crashes a minute or two after the computer started.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #933 on: February 14, 2010, 02:28:42 AM »
I'm strongly considering forgetting that Hourai Elixir Lunatic even exists. That last phase is a load of crap.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #934 on: February 14, 2010, 04:02:57 AM »
well, unless you are completely spoiled by Border Team's tiny hitbox.  It is truly a test of your hitbox knowledge and going for it.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #935 on: February 14, 2010, 04:07:19 AM »
I am using the border team to try to capture it.

Just tried Stage 3 again since I'm out of practice on IN and I'm not too worried about the first two.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #936 on: February 14, 2010, 05:53:18 AM »
Failed Three Treasures like always.
wut

you're taking it from the bottom of the screen aren't you

if yes, well, don't

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #937 on: February 14, 2010, 12:50:16 PM »
Started going for MoF hard 1cc again.
First try, no deaths in stage 1 2 3, then 1 death on momiji (pff! I can take 1 mistake), then  I lose all my lives (5 or so) at freaking Aya >.< Still made it to that Cleaver spellcard from Kanako but I lacked like 3 lives to beat it.

Damn....

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #938 on: February 14, 2010, 03:19:01 PM »
Promoting motion to remove Chen and her spam luckshit card "douman-seiman" from existence.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #939 on: February 14, 2010, 05:36:28 PM »
I'm not trying to do it on the bottom. I just can't find a good height for it.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #940 on: February 14, 2010, 06:53:21 PM »
I'm not trying to do it on the bottom. I just can't find a good height for it.
In my experience, you can't really keep at any set height; you need to keep moving up or down depending on where Keine moves to. Just read it and look for the height where the bullets have the largest gaps.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #941 on: February 14, 2010, 07:44:01 PM »
Why must I always, always die at least once on "Advent of the Divine Grandson"? (Ok, I did capture it once, but I almost always die). It looks simple, but I always do something stupid. >.<

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #942 on: February 14, 2010, 11:07:48 PM »
STUPID SHIKI
I GOT TO HER WITH THREE EXTRA LIVES
THREE
AND SHE BEAT ME EVERY SINGLE TIME
WHAT KIND OF STUPID AI IS THIS
;______________;

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #943 on: February 14, 2010, 11:35:03 PM »
Promoting motion to remove Chen and her spam luckshit card "douman-seiman" from existence.

Seconded.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #944 on: February 14, 2010, 11:57:34 PM »
STUPID SHIKI
I GOT TO HER WITH THREE EXTRA LIVES
THREE
AND SHE BEAT ME EVERY SINGLE TIME
WHAT KIND OF STUPID AI IS THIS
;______________;
I don't think I've ever beaten her until I had no lives in stock.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #945 on: February 15, 2010, 12:00:17 AM »
I've had that crap happen to me 6 times now. 2 of those were with Medicine. Please tell me this was on Lunatic as well.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #946 on: February 15, 2010, 12:07:38 AM »
God dammit, denied a Scarlet Gensokyo capture while Remilia was exploding.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #947 on: February 15, 2010, 01:52:14 AM »
DAMN YOU REMILIA
JUST DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID SPOILED BRAT

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #948 on: February 15, 2010, 04:43:11 AM »
Somehow, I lost all my Touhou.

All my score, all my replays, all my recorded endings, all my games. Everything.

Now I have no proof of my Hard 1ccs. Now I have no proof of my Extra conquers. Now I have no record of my hard-earned PC-98 Extra scores.

And all of this somehow managed to happen while I was using my computer, without my noticing, and without any of it going to the recycle bin first. And after performing a scan, with several checkers, I have no virus.

So in a freak incident, all my Touhou somehow erased itself.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #949 on: February 15, 2010, 09:52:45 AM »
even when you need that fucking last red UFO, blue UF.O.E >_<
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #950 on: February 15, 2010, 03:36:45 PM »
I just had an amazing EoSD Hard run with MarisaB.  I only died on max rank Flower Dream Vine and max rank Water Elf, capping a bunch of max rank cards along the way (with MarisaB, which is fairly impressive).

Then Sakuya and Remilia proceeded to luckwall me into failure, forcing me to bomb almost every attack.
5/2 starting Stage 5 -> 3/1 starting Stage 6 -> 0/2 at Scarlet Gensokyo -> -1/0 with SG at 25% life.

It's not supposed to end like this :(

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #951 on: February 15, 2010, 03:48:48 PM »
....
Sakuya just hit me.
WHILE I WAS TRYING TO BOMB.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #952 on: February 15, 2010, 07:53:40 PM »
Somehow, I lost all my Touhou.

All my score, all my replays, all my recorded endings, all my games. Everything.

Now I have no proof of my Hard 1ccs. Now I have no proof of my Extra conquers. Now I have no record of my hard-earned PC-98 Extra scores.

And all of this somehow managed to happen while I was using my computer, without my noticing, and without any of it going to the recycle bin first. And after performing a scan, with several checkers, I have no virus.

So in a freak incident, all my Touhou somehow erased itself.

Oh my godddd, I know how you feel. This exact same thing happened to me a year ago.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #953 on: February 16, 2010, 03:21:19 PM »
I have no chance of 1ccing MoF Lunatic with how I'm currently playing. Where the hell did my playing skill go?

I'm failing almost everything in practice, even the easy crap. I'm derping into stuff I never derped to before. My sense of bullet hitbox detection is failing me. I'm dying consistently to the first part of VoWG several times. I keep dying to most of Kanako's other spells and nonspells.

I'm failing completely trivial stuff like Autumn Sky and a Maiden's Heart, Broken Charm of Protection, Old Lady Ohgane's Fire, Trauma in the Glimmering Depths, Secretly Inherited Art of Danmaku, Takeminakata Invocation, Yasaka's Divine Wind, and more.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #954 on: February 16, 2010, 08:49:33 PM »
I'm failing completely trivial stuff like Autumn Sky and a Maiden's Heart, Broken Charm of Protection, Old Lady Ohgane's Fire, Trauma in the Glimmering Depths, Secretly Inherited Art of Danmaku, Takeminakata Invocation, Yasaka's Divine Wind, and more.

None of these are trivial, except Yasaka's Divine Wind. All the rest can and *will* kill you if you take them for granted.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #955 on: February 16, 2010, 09:06:51 PM »
Maiden's Heart is trivial...found it much harder on Hard :V

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #956 on: February 16, 2010, 10:07:00 PM »
SA Lunatic is so much bullshit

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #957 on: February 16, 2010, 11:08:57 PM »
SA Lunatic stage 1 is so much bullshit

Fixed. :3

Also, never watch a perfect run of something after utterly failing yourself. It is emotionally damaging.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #958 on: February 17, 2010, 12:34:50 AM »
I've never had many problems with Maiden's Heart. Promise of the Wheat God is much harder.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #959 on: February 17, 2010, 12:58:04 AM »
Argh! How many times do I have to hit the bomb key a single picosecond AFTER the time allotted for deathbombing ends? It's the only way I can start the Sakuya fight with 6 lives and be halfway through the Remilia fight with 1 life and a full set of bombs with EACH of the lives I lost. I couldn't mash the escape key fast enough.

And now SA has spontaneously decided to start crashing immediately after character selection. What da heck, man?

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