Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5

[Lopsidation]

IN Extra stage portion, 2 graze. Nooooo, so close...
Failed on Keine's "Returning-Bridge Ichijo". Although somehow I only grazed 2 bullets.

I know this is possible... I'm using Sakuya/Remilia, because I don't see how it's even possible with any other team.

[Sen]

You're trying to do it without any graze, right? You know that Sakuya/Remilia have the largest grazebox, right? :V

Also, tried unlocking EoSD Lunatic stages for MarisaA practice. I had to use my first continue on Midirection (Sakuya died from my deathwave, seriously), and then somehow had to use another one on her second boss midspell. Used up my last continue on Remilia's last midspell...and then game overed on Scarlet Gensokyo.

ffffffffff

[Helion]

JESUS CHRIST PCB STAGE 4

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

I can't get most of the items on it, and even with SakuyaB I can't cover the crap fast enough to avoid border breaking and bombspam.

I just tried PCB Lunatic with SakuyaB. 4cc. I fucking suck at this game. I can't time borders worth crap. I can't dodge worth crap. Stage 4 sucks regardless of which shottype I pick. Bosses don't die fast enough. SakuyaB has shitty bombs for anything but scoring, SakuyaA is weak and not enough coverage, Marisa is useless due to low bomb stock, and Reimu is underpowered. First credit ended on midboss Alice's nonspell when I lost 3 bombs because the game didn't register a bomb.

The next credit barely got into stage 5 and Merlin's opener is much more rage inducing than the Hard version.

The next credit ended on Repository.

Then the last one got through.

[Helion]

Use marisa A
SPELL C- GET SPELL CARD BONUS!

[Lopsidation]

You're trying to do it without any graze, right? You know that Sakuya/Remilia have the largest grazebox, right? :V

Doesn't matter, no dodges are tight enough to make a difference.
Sakuya/Remilia gets an extra bomb when dying with a bomb, which is the only way I can think of to be able to use 4 consecutive bombs after Keine.

[ebarrett]

You know what, fuck SA and its stupid stage 1 and Yamame. Stage 2 too with Parsee's nonspells. And three with fucking lasers everywhere. And four which is just AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH from beginning to end and Satori's nonspells and Terrifying Hypnotism and everything else.

Stages five and six are fair game, and I'm sure I'd like my chances if I arrived at stage five with two lives to spare, but everything that comes before is just so fucking stupid

[Suikama]

man Murasa murders me every time on normal.

[Bananamatic]

You know what, fuck SA and its stupid stage 1 and Yamame. Stage 2 too with Parsee's nonspells. And three with fucking lasers everywhere. And four which is just AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH from beginning to end and Satori's nonspells and Terrifying Hypnotism and everything else.

Stages five and six are fair game, and I'm sure I'd like my chances if I arrived at stage five with two lives to spare, but everything that comes before is just so fucking stupid

[Iryan]

So, at last I did reunlock UFO stage 6 hard mode for stage practice with MarisaB. So, why is this in this thread?

Because It took me ~5 times as many tries on that stage as I would have assumed, and because 90% of the tries had me dying on the stage. No, not on

Spoiler:

Nue

or at the beginning. On the space invader fairies. *facepalm*

How? Why?
I got nothing.

[Montblanc]

So I can finally play EoSD again, only to find out that I royally suck now thanks to my time away from it.

~_~ I keep fucking up the first five minutes of the Extra Stage, too.

[Janitor Morgan]

Dang it, Shou, you never gave me that much trouble before.

[COPIRIGHTO]

...skip to stage 6

[Janitor Morgan]

...skip to stage 6

Spoiler:

Game over as the last card was clearing? Ouch...

There is a tip I can give, though: on Kanako's third nonspell, try to stay around the middle of the screen instead of the bottom. You're much less likely to get walled that way, but you'll have to react a bit faster.

[Helix ⑨]

I'm fucking reaching my limit here....
I just do not understand why I can't clear UFO extra with MarisaA. every single fucking time, the SAME mistakes!

The stage is so fucking hard, I just can't comprehend it, I can constistently capture all of cards untill Undefined Darkness, but when I reach that point I don't have enough resources to finish.

Like just now, I perfect kogasa (FINALLY!!27*ty#rh) actually manage to get good UFO combinations on the part right after that (with the diagonal shit from all sides), and then I reach those fairy groups, first 2 with blues, then 2 with greens, 2 with reds and then waves of 6 at a time. And I manage to die while grabbing my last red, yay! then I die while collecting the life part, and then when I got 2 red ands going for the 3rd IT FREAKING POPS TO BLUE AT THE LAST SECOND. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-



I'm pulling an allnighter untill I freaking clear this.

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

I'm glad Scarlet Meister killed me because otherwise that would have been a Hard 1cc ruined by my last bomb on my last life not going off on Thousand Needle Mountain. I captured everything after that except for Meister.

Ya, tried a Hard 1cc and I was out of practice. Bombed once on Cirno, bombed midboss Meiling's opener, bombed her spell, bombed boss Meiling's opener, forgot how to do nondirectional lasers, failed almost every Patchy spell like usual.


Edit: Not this crap again. I got her to her last life on the last two lives.

[Sen]

dfjaskldfjasklfj I WILL CAPTURE SYPHAE HORN HIGH LEVEL.

This is the fourth time in a row that I've gotten hit by this card as it was clearing. I know I'm playing Lunatic but good god.

EDIT: ASDJFADSKLFJDS SIX TIMES NOW

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

I've never captured that card even on Normal where ReimuB goes against it instead of MarisA. Never got close on the others.

Just put in another PoFV attempt. I sucked at scoring this time arriving at Shiki with just over 42,000,000 on my last life. How the hell did Yuka kill me twice?

[jc_foster]

"Charming Siege From All Sides", why do you have to be such a brick wall??

I mean, I know what to do; I just can't actually do it. -.-

[Helion]

Did I just have 3 misses on China because of hurf durf one tap too much? Jesus Christ marisa sucks.

[DgBarca]

UFO Hard Stage 3...WTF ? It's harder than stage 4 !
Ichirin in just...brutal, unreadable fast laser, and...AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

If it weren't for Yumemi who is even worse, Shikieiki  would be the most unfair final boss in all of Touhou.

I can deal with the boss attack, I can deal with some of the other stuff. I can't deal with the boss attack and lots of other attacks. 2 hits and you're on your last life, which I wouldn't have an issue with if she didn't send walls at you. So many walls. Don't forget Zun's crappy programming were you don't get the bonus to the bar if you release a charge as you get hit.

Macrododging does nothing to avoid being walled. Micrododging or Macrododging when the boss is out isn't an option because the random shots create overly dense walls.

I've only reduced her Lunatic fight to her last life twice, and those were on the same 1cc attempt.

[Chen]

I wish that you can continue like the old windows touhou games.
The new continue system sucks. Badly. Zun should have gotten rid of it in Touhou 11.

[Formless God]

You know what, fuck SA and its stupid stage 1 and Yamame. Stage 2 too with Parsee's nonspells. And three with fucking lasers everywhere. And four which is just AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH from beginning to end and Satori's nonspells and Terrifying Hypnotism and everything else.

Stages five and six are fair game, and I'm sure I'd like my chances if I arrived at stage five with two lives to spare, but everything that comes before is just so fucking stupid

*thumbs up*

But wait, Catwalk, Orin's last non-spell, GOAST Wheel, UNR and Peta Flare are not fair.

[Jaimers]

UFO lunatic

Went into Murasa 6/2. Beat her 1BND. Bombed her final nonspell because to this very day, I still have no idea how to handle this thing. >_>

Game over on "Complete Clarification".

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! D:
I was using MarisaB, but still...

Apparently, I have absolutely no confidence whatsoever at fighting Shou in an actual run.

[Chen]

*snaps fingers*

I think I know why you all hate UFO so much! Because you're all convinced that Sanae B is the best shot type. I just tried a whole bunch of times and I have a harder time getting through stage 3 with Sanae B on hard than I do Reimu A doing the same on lunatic.

Reimu B > Sanae B
Frog nuke sucks.

[Sen]

Reimu B < Sanae B
Frog nuke sucks.

Y'mean ReimuB > SanaeB? :V

Also, I have given up on capturing Vampire Illusion or Eternal Meek.

[c l e a r]

man Murasa murders me every time on normal.

I hear that man, failed on her Stage 2 times today, I was too ambitious, I had like 5 lives and 7 bombs going in to Stage 4, and only to die twice due to bullshit.  Dying twice is instant restart for me, as I'm not going to fight Deep Vortex without full power.

UFO lunatic

Went into Murasa 6/2. Beat her 1BND. Bombed her final nonspell because to this very day, I still have no idea how to handle this thing. >_>

Game over on "Complete Clarification".

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! D:
I was using MarisaB, but still...

Apparently, I have absolutely no confidence whatsoever at fighting Shou in an actual run.

Hence, why Kefit wants nothing to do with UFO Lunatic.  Bad Power system is bad, etc.
Like I said, dying twice on a boss is game over without a huge bomb investment, which you cannot afford.

[SupahVee1234]

shou die in a fire
shou die in a fire
shou die in a fire
shou die in a fire
shou die in a fire
shou die in a fire
shou die in a fire

[Milkyway64]

Hard drive wipe. Lost my games and all my records. FFFUUUUUUUUU-