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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #840 on: February 07, 2010, 07:45:25 PM »
SA and UFO both suck, but UFO still wins :V

UFO better than SA? What did they put in your food? Donuts maybe?

I think that goes to Chen as well
Spoiler:
if you're going for perfect runs, that is.

Bah. Chen's attacks are nothing compared to Parasol Star Memories.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #841 on: February 07, 2010, 07:48:15 PM »
If I don't die to Yamame's opener, I just die to her first spell. Seriously, this game is completely fair except for this boss, not counting MarisaC Satori, but who uses MarisaC?

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #842 on: February 07, 2010, 07:57:14 PM »
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #843 on: February 07, 2010, 08:14:39 PM »
FFFFFFF.
God damn it Yuka.
GOD DAMN IT WONT YOU DIE ALREADY FFFFFFFF
YOU'RE SPAMMING LEVEL 4 BULLETS
I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT
MY COMPUTER LAGGED
RAEG

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #844 on: February 07, 2010, 08:18:07 PM »
If I don't die to Yamame's opener, I just die to her first spell. Seriously, this game is completely fair except for this boss, not counting MarisaC Satori, but who uses MarisaC?

I spent 20+ attempts to capture all her cards but only 5+ for all the other characters. Yeah, i guess there is some balancing issue here. But of course, if you use MarisaC you are asking for it.  :)
« Last Edit: February 07, 2010, 08:44:53 PM by Zengeku »

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #845 on: February 07, 2010, 09:18:53 PM »
Died 3 times on Stage 3 and a stupid death on stage 4 during the stage part. I still make it to boss Orin just to clip stuff.

One complete bullshit death on stage 5 when I should have been safe.

If I could quit fucking up Yugi and her stage I'd 1cc this if I didn't mess up on Orin badly.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #846 on: February 08, 2010, 01:09:00 AM »
Getting used to Marisa's speed when you're used to lugging Reimu's slow, yukkuri'ing ass around has been like a sage's trial of patience. And just when I'm starting to get the hang of it is the point at which I decide to stop studiously ignoring the fact that my score is pathetic due to my timid, hang-out-at the bottom play style so far. Well. That just won't do, will it? And so it's back to frustration! Be more aggressive! Catch some more of those point tiles high up! Stop flying into bullets! I SAID STOP FLYING INTO BULLETS!!!!!!! >:#  ((You might ask why I fail so hard. At Normal. With games overall, I'm one of those people whose skills stubbornly refuse to improve until I mentally reach a breaking point and snap because I'm tired to hell of losing, and get better. Another factor might be that I aim for perfect game from the get-go. Even if you tell me bombs are there to be used... I don't want to! :x And well, if you say lives are there to be lost, I  won't believe you. That's just silly.))


PS: Yeah. I snuck a peek at UFO spell cards in the wiki once. Kogasa seems like she'll be unpleasantly reminiscent of Kikuri e.e;;;;;;;  Good thing I played Rei'iden.... But my shot probably won't be able to destroy bullets in UFO, will it? X'D  Regardless of the much smaller hitbox I'll have, Tatara Kogasa is seeming rather ominous all of a sudden.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #847 on: February 08, 2010, 01:19:02 AM »
Another factor might be that I aim for perfect game from the get-go. Even if you tell me bombs are there to be used... I don't want to! :x And well, if you say lives are there to be lost, I  won't believe you. That's just silly.

Good luck with your aneurysm/heart attack/stress-induced flipout followed by murderous rampage/all of the above!




AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH Suika's 「BURN EVERYTHING」

(Pandemonium looks pretty tame after a bit of practice, though. Fortunately)

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #848 on: February 08, 2010, 02:16:54 AM »
Hahaha. There's no doubt that most of my stress comes from my irrational perfectionism. But despite that, I'm pretty laid back. Generally the more obscenely retarded the nature of a death, the more I laugh over it. Besides, if I actually do start getting pissed off or feel like I'm in a rut I just Alt+F4 and go read or draw, or get something to eat XD

'Cause yeah, karoshi from playing Touhou to nerve's end and beyond would probably be the most wretched and pitiable cause of death. Ever.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #849 on: February 08, 2010, 02:17:33 AM »
Game over on
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Vajra

GODDAMNIT

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #850 on: February 08, 2010, 03:45:56 PM »
What the fuck is wrong with EoSD. 3 misses on stage 3, on bullets not even coming close to me? Capturing flower dream vine? What's going on.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #851 on: February 08, 2010, 03:55:47 PM »
1DNB Sanae Lunatic. I'm amazed I could pull it off almost effortlessly. BUT WHY THE HELL DOES HER FIRST SPELL HAVE TO BE SO CLIPPY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #852 on: February 08, 2010, 04:01:27 PM »
Had a great EoSD hard run going. Made it to stage 5 with 6 lives and 2 bombs. I figure that I stand a very good chance of 1ccing it this time (my first on hard for this game)

...and then proceed to die once before making it to the midboss. Then die TWICE on midboss Sakuya's non-spell (by somehow terribly misjudging openings between the kunai). No bombs used on any of these lives. The actual boss went fairly well in comparison. Then in stage 6, I died by RAMMING a nearly stationary bullet after all the enemies before Sakuya were dead. Somehow.

Thus losing 5 lives in just over a stage, with about 1 bomb used between all of them. Needless to say, I did not 1cc that game.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #853 on: February 08, 2010, 08:25:57 PM »
Died three seconds from unintentionally timing out Buddha's Light "Vajra of Perfect Buddhism" on lunatic, couldn't figure out if I should rage at the fact I was so close to timing it out... Or the fact that I was nowhere close to actually killing her despite lasting so long.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #854 on: February 08, 2010, 11:12:01 PM »
50% Reflowering

1 death no bombs, on the first wave of red butterflies.

ebarrett

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #855 on: February 09, 2010, 03:08:11 AM »
Did I just waste more resources vs. the non-directional lasers than vs. the rest of MarisaA lunatic Patchy? Sure, it was the first test run, but goddamnit it's freakin' non-directional left-to-right-then-right-to-left easy-as-pie lasers

Still managed to make my way to Remilia's last nonspell (and pretty much instaclipped it), which was more than I deserved, anyway, considering I also died with a bomb in stock to Sakuya's second boss nonspell after panicbombing freakin' Jack the Ludo Bile.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #856 on: February 09, 2010, 03:09:41 AM »
Got to Yumemi with Kotohime, and no lives remaining (fucked up on Reimu).

Despite her typical "I'm invincible until you die at least once" attitude, I STILL managed to get her down to half a heart, and I was at FULL. I even got an Extend.

Then suddenly I'm engulfed in a storm of death, die, next round starts, I die two minutes in.

So much for almost clearing PoDD Lunatic.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #857 on: February 09, 2010, 04:01:57 AM »
Took a break from SA Lunatic attempts with a PoFV run. Normal though because I want SA to be my first Lunatic 1cc.

I failed a fucking Normal 1cc due to the AI. Aya lasted for over 3 fucking minutes on the first round just to kill me the first time. Komachi killed me twice. And Final boss Reimu lasted over 3 minutes on some of the rounds before killing me.

Apparantly, normal isn't that much easier. I did beat stage 6 first round but barely.

ebarrett

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #858 on: February 09, 2010, 05:03:45 AM »
can we just pretend UFO doesn't exist

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #859 on: February 09, 2010, 05:13:07 AM »
IN Lunatic 1cc failed at Hourai Jewel.

And I was 24 point items away from a life bonus.

brbseppuku

ebarrett

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #860 on: February 09, 2010, 05:40:59 AM »
*headdesk*

Decided to ignore hard mode and just continuespam UFO lunatic as far as I could endure it, promptly failed Busy Rod. Headdesk above is not figurative.



second EoSD run today which wasn't aborted before stage 3:


One death with bombs in stock to NON DIRECTIONAL LASERS, one panic bomb vs. NON DIRECTIONAL LASERS, clipped Remilia's opener with a bomb in stock (arrived there 2/1), still entered Scarlet Gensokyo 0/2 which should have been enough but I wasted the bombs waaaay too early. A shame.

Either way, this one is pretty much in the bag as soon as I stop derping vs. Patchy's lasers (and Jack the Ludo Bile as well, goddamnit this card is supposed to be easy), and EoSD is tons of fun anyway.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2010, 06:24:05 AM by ebarrett »

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #861 on: February 09, 2010, 01:45:43 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK.
Today is a no-touhou day.

Hard difficulty.

Died on Kogasa's midboss. TWICE.

Then I decided to play IN Lunatic.
Restarted the first stage 4-5 times.
Died on Stage 2 midboss, restarted.
Died on Stage 2 boss, last spellcard. AGDOPhkm

Then I decided to play EOSD Hard.
Stage 1 perfect.
Stage 2 perfect.
Stage 3 per- GJAIOEDHGJ>sjf<ktgdkjtedi?'0tejtekjtepok0 SELAGINELLA WHAT THE FUCK I ALWAYS CAPTURE THAT JGOSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #862 on: February 09, 2010, 02:07:33 PM »
WHY DO I KEEP DERPING ON BULLETS THAT HAVE ONE PIXEL ON SCREEN ABOUT TO GET OUT FUCK

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #863 on: February 09, 2010, 02:47:36 PM »
Died twice to Parsee almost game over on Yugi, still make it to stage 5 midboss Orin. I fucking hate these early stages. I'm consistent on the later ones but I fuck these up.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #864 on: February 09, 2010, 04:07:55 PM »
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcCm2u-Unlk

(please wait patiently as girls are preparing youtube has processed the video)

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #865 on: February 09, 2010, 08:48:03 PM »
I don't know what is wrong with me today but apparently i can capture Radiant Treasure Gun a couple of times but consistently failed Aura of Light.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #866 on: February 09, 2010, 08:54:16 PM »
SERIOUSLY WHAT

WHAT

HOW THE FUCK DOES YUMEMI GET SEVEN BOSS CARDS IN A ROW LAUNCHED WITH NOT ONE OF THEM BEING FROM MAX CHARGE WHAT THE FUCK

Okay, I'll launch a Boss Card - OH WAIT SHE CANCELED IT

Well, shit. Oh, look, I got enough score to auto-launch one- OH WAIT SHE CANCELED IT

Oh look, I got enough score to cancel hers with another of mine- OH WAIT SHE CANCELED IT

Whew, looks like I survived that one- OH WAIT HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE RIGHT AWAY

Oh, look, I managed to cancel that on- CANCELED

Ah, but I managed to- CANCELED

Wow! I managed to cancel- CANCELED

Phew! I survived all that- OH WAIT HERE'S ANOTHER

GAME OVER

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #867 on: February 09, 2010, 09:25:32 PM »
Ugh, I'm just useless at Touhou these last couple of days.
I really hope this skill regression goes away soon as this is not funny anymore.

I want to try a no bombs run of SA and do that mentioned UFO no UFO's challenge, but I can't in this state.  :(

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #868 on: February 09, 2010, 09:43:12 PM »
That's pretty much how I've been feeling for the last month.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #869 on: February 09, 2010, 10:43:17 PM »
I
Hate
EoSD

No really.  I don't know entirely why, but I suck horribly at it.  I made it to midboss Sakuya with three lives left - and proceeded to game over BEFORE her spellcard.  And this is on Normal.  I've Normal 1cc'd every damn game and am working on Hard 1ccs on the majority of them right now, I just needed to get that Normal 1cc to re-open Extra.  EoSD was the first game I 1cc'd Normal on, and I've got a way better grasp of how to handle patterns and stuff... and now I'm doing terrible at it for some reason.