Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

Another 3 death IN Extra clear.

I want a no deaths run damn it.

Deathbomb Mokou's first card because I suck at it and get clipped by stuff.

Die right as I do the damage needed to go from a nonspell to Flaw of Forgiving Shrine.

Deathbomb and die on Hollow Giant "Woo"

Die to the rings of death

Capture Fujiyama Volcano and Possessed by Phoenix.

Then deathbomb on easy Hourai Doll twice.

[theshirn]

CAPTAIN CHEATINGSONOFA MURASA

WHAT

THE

HELL

WAS

THAT

I think I died four times, all with at least two bombs, on not a SINGLE BULLET I COULD SEE

including one that would have had to have been OFF THE SCREEN to have killed me

and game over on Stage 5 because of a BS clip as Basket-Lazors cleared, followed by two instadeaths the moment my bombs wore off

I HATE THIS GAME

SO MUCH

SO MUCH

[lmagus]

I feel your pain, I HATE MURASA

[Scarlet Moon]

- two BS deaths on stage 4

- BS clip death on the last spell of the Prismrivers after dropping their health bar to 1

[lmagus]

Multiple mistakes made me game over at Yuyuko

I feel so powerless, I have reached her over 20 times and I'm still to 1cc the damn game.

[ebarrett]

Botched the recording of a MS lunatic 1cc
Youtube is messing up a Mt. Ooe timeout video
Can't record in-game sound and mic at the same time

WHAT THE HELL COMPUTERS


also tried Dodonpachi
what the hell
WHAT THE HELL
8cc or something
WHAT THE HELL

[theshirn]

no no NO NO NO NO NO NO

MURASA

WHAT

THE CRAP

once again

four deaths, all with two or more bombs

all on her second card and third noncard

'sfunny, 'cause I perfected everything else except one bomb - also a best - on Dipper Creeping Close

seriously goddamnit all

[ふねん1]

Here's my history for "End of Imperishable Night -11 o' Clock-":

In Spell Practice: 4/4
In full stage runs: 0/6

What the hell is wrong with me? I'm this close to perfecting all of IN Easy, and I can't cap it when it counts.

And Marisa, why must you be so hard as a boss? Spell Practice means nothing when doing "minimalist" streaming on your last regular spell card (on Normal) can't even get past your randomly positioned lasers consistently.

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

I just failed a Subterranean Animism Hard 1cc on Subterranean Sun. Just because I died 3-4 times on Orin and died on the lolsafeheight card.

[Helion]

UFO NORMAL, got to stage 5 and CURVING LASERS FDGJFDJFDGJSDJ
K got to Shou with no lives and 1 bomb and NAZRIN'S SPAM CARD ON STEROIDS,

 DAMN IT TO HELL

IT'S JUST NORMAL FFS

[Menreiki]

SA Hard's Satori is actually harder than Orin and Utusho for me. I always end up losing 3 lives just in the boss phase while just 1 live on Orin and Utsuho each (sometimes none).

[Generalguy]

The lag I get from Unzan's spellcards, and from Murasa's "I shoot anchors everywhere" spellcard. It's almost always an autobomb because the speed changes randomly.

At least the school computers are powerful enough for me to play without lag.

[Janitor Morgan]

PCB Normal.

Stages 1 and 2, no problem. Stage 3, deathbombed Foggy London Dolls; no big deal. Stage 4, made some careless mistakes on Lunasa's third nonspell and Concerto Grosso, but I'm still confident.

Stage 5... Seriously, how do you die TWICE to Delusion of Enlightenment, of all things?! Not to mention all the cards I should have just bombed anyway. Stage 6, I just stopped paying attention out of anger, Yuyuko finally swatted me down on Swallowtail Butterfly. >_<

[Jaimers]

Perfect stage 6 ruined by the very last red wave of Resurrection Butterfly. :<

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

Border of Wave and Particle(Hard) just killed me 5 times in practice. Whenever I fail trying to capture it in practice which is every time, I just try to time the thing out.

Too bad I clip pretty much everything on it.

[theshirn]

guess when I died

as QED cleared

I still managed to top my old high score

GODDAMNIT

[Formless God]

I got killed by 80% Reflowering FOUR times what the hell.

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

Safespot Border of Wave and Particle successfully after failing to capture it. So I wait until the time was almost up to finish the spell, I don't move or anything and I die as she is defeated. What the fuck?

Then I proceed to fail a lot on Stage 5 so that I end up 1ccing SA Hard with ReimuA on my last life instead of with several spare lives like it should have been. Well, that's 2 Hard 1ccs down for this game, but still what the fuck?

[Arcengal]

Captured LFO Hard with ease at the end of a run.

Rageworthy because it ended 5 previous runs with multiple deaths. And this run had the worst Stage 3 of the lot.

[Krimmydoodle]

Bah, PCB Stage 4, Lily timeout, full Lunasa, one death.  The death was to one of the nameless fairies toward the end that come from the left and right and fire aimed clusters of blue or red bullets.

[?q]

I can't be the only person who dies to Luize's laser every time, right?

...right? 

[Bananamatic]

I can't be the only person who dies to Luize's laser every time, right?

...right? 

I don't even know who Luize is :V

[Helion]

Another run ends on Murasa, I'm starting to lose hope. I even played safe and used all the bombs for the risky spells, being on my last life, then remembered: THE SURVIVAL CARD. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

I don't even remember whether that was LLS or MS. But those lasers are an autobomb for me.

[orinrin]

Its always fun to die AS you clear a spellcard.
Especially someone's last spell card on the last stage.
Especially when its also your last life.
FFFFFFFFFFF-

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

So I tried Concealed the Conclusion.

What the hell is up with this game?

[nintendonut888]

I can't be the only person who dies to Luize's laser every time, right?

...right? 

You are not.

Dear GOD you are not. The laser hitboxes in Mystic Square makes the ones post-IN seem conservative.

[Chaotic Phoenixma]

Tried 3 extras with No Focus. Koishi, made it up to the first heart card. Ran, made it up to Charming Siege. Mokou, made it up to Xu Fu's Dimension. I suck at No Focus.

But I got hit on the Flying Phoenix card which caused me to lose all rythm causing me to die twice. Deathbombed her first card as well. Xu Fu's Dimension was crap. Either move up a little bit from the bottom and get hit by familiars or move up more than that and get hit by amulet bullets.

I couldn't do well on the stage portions of any of them without focus.


What's the easiest No Focus Extra anyway? I want to do one of those.

[ebarrett]

Everything.

EVERYTHING.

D:

[ふねん1]

I find it funny that more often than not, when I die on the Catwalk, I end up killing Orin earlier than when I capture it. Is this some demented way of teaching me to learn how to read Orin's attacks?

I also had way too many "WTF I moved in time!" moments when practicing SA Stage 5 Hard. Either my physical reflexes have dumbed down 'cause it's late, or the game really isn't picking up my movements properly. I kinda hope its the former - I don't have much tolerance for technical malfunctions.