Author Topic: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 72869 times)

Chaore

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #600 on: December 26, 2009, 10:35:04 PM »
>Whats left on our quest list? At the very least, it is only proper to fix the sun ya know. Best add that to the list.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #601 on: December 26, 2009, 10:38:28 PM »
>Whats left on our quest list? At the very least, it is only proper to fix the sun ya know. Best add that to the list.


>Your current quests are:
>Destroy All Humidity
>Eight Force
>Secret Collect!
>Flandre's Present.
>Making Amends
>Get a Map of Gensokyo
>Reunite the Prismrivers
>Dancing Lasers
>Out of Time, out of Mind.
>Now it is Personal
>You Broke the Sun =[

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #602 on: December 26, 2009, 10:40:02 PM »
>Apologize to Parser for breaking the sun.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #603 on: December 26, 2009, 10:40:31 PM »
>Eighth Force and Get a Map of Gensokyo are done now, aren't they?
>Make sure the thing you got from Yukari is a map
>Go meet Nitori
>"Oh Nitori, it was Yuka messing with the sun all along, using mirrored flowers!"
>Show Nitori the flowers
>"But don't worry, I fixed the problem. All I had to do was knock out Yuka and slaughter the sun. I even got two Sun Shards!"
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #604 on: December 26, 2009, 10:46:13 PM »
> Say those last three sentences with a tinge of sarcasm.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #605 on: December 26, 2009, 10:51:34 PM »
>Apologize to Parser for breaking the sun.

>It's cool, it was a possibility that had been planned for.

>Eighth Force and Get a Map of Gensokyo are done now, aren't they?
>Make sure the thing you got from Yukari is a map
>Go meet Nitori
>"Oh Nitori, it was Yuka messing with the sun all along, using mirrored flowers!"
>Show Nitori the flowers
>"But don't worry, I fixed the problem. All I had to do was knock out Yuka and slaughter the sun. I even got two Sun Shards!"

>You have not checked either of those items.
>You check the parchment yukari gave you. It is a map of Gensokyo. But...it doesn't have Eientei, Scarlet Devil Mansion, or the Moriya Shrine on it. Not only that, it's only listed the entrance to the underground as Terra Incognita. And what the hell is this Spiffyland next to "Here there be oni" on the north edge of the map? Even the out of date maps at the library aren't this out of date!
>You close in on the voices, and find Utsuho and Nitori making their way up the hill. "I told you it was the rocket!" says Nitori with a proud grin.
>You show Nitori the Bouquet of Mirrored Flowers. "Oh, those are nice," she says. "We should put them in a vase."
>You quickly explain the situation. "We oughta fix that," says Nitori. "Oh, Momiji came back. Looks like she lost sight of Aya. She also said Reimu's on the warpath since you broke the sun. Looks like she's blaming Eientei, though."

> Say those last three sentences with a tinge of sarcasm.

>They seem to be too excited to get it.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #606 on: December 26, 2009, 10:54:10 PM »
> Give Hourai a well-deserved hug

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #607 on: December 26, 2009, 10:56:10 PM »
>"Utsuho, do you think you could make a new Sun for Gensokyo?"
>Examine the Prism that (hopefully) contains the Eighth Force.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #608 on: December 26, 2009, 11:20:47 PM »
> Give Hourai a well-deserved hug

>You give Hourai a hug. She it too short-armed to properly return it, but the effort is made.

>"Utsuho, do you think you could make a new Sun for Gensokyo?"
>Examine the Prism that (hopefully) contains the Eighth Force.

>"Reimu said she'd tear off my head and punch my trachea if I tried," says Utsuho. "But I guess this is a good enough reason to do it anyways. Can I have that Tritium back?"
>"Dammit!" says Nitori.
>You examine the Formerly Sparkling Prism. While no longer sparkling under its own power, it contains a great deal of multi-colored sparkles that have a sort of not-there quality to them. You possess the Eighth Force.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #609 on: December 26, 2009, 11:34:27 PM »
>"What'd you want it for, Nitori? I assumed it was for the rocket, or something."
>return Tritium to Utsuho
>"I think we DO need to replace the sun... do you think it would be wiser to do that right now, or check with Reimu first? Yukari knows what happens, but it's anyone's guess how much she cares about fixing it."
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #610 on: December 26, 2009, 11:37:43 PM »
>Do not check with reimu. Make sure the blame lands on anyone but you - on second thought, find riemu and tell her yuuka has been messing with the sun lately, as discovered by a recent kappa mission-to-space that you were not part of. In fact, you've never been in space.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #611 on: December 26, 2009, 11:39:05 PM »
>Yukari already says she couldn't really fix the sun.
>Realize the best plan would probably going to Eientei and explaining to Reimu. With lots of danmaku. With the help of the entire Eientei Crew and possibly Marisa. All at once, Screw stages. She can't trachea punch if shes out cold.
>Also don't be a pussy, I'm sure shes perfectly reasonable when out cold.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #612 on: December 26, 2009, 11:53:53 PM »
>I never said anything about yukari. We're going to explain to reimu like civilized people, and lie through our teeth while disclosing who actually was messing with the sun. Noone but yukari saw us break it, so yuuka can't deny "i accidentally the sun". Granted yukari isn't a snitch.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #613 on: December 26, 2009, 11:58:56 PM »
>"What'd you want it for, Nitori? I assumed it was for the rocket, or something."
>return Tritium to Utsuho
>"I think we DO need to replace the sun... do you think it would be wiser to do that right now, or check with Reimu first? Yukari knows what happens, but it's anyone's guess how much she cares about fixing it."

>"You can do all kinds of neat stuff with it, is all..." says Nitori.
>You do not have that item.
>"It's probably be a real good idea to fix it soon." Says Nitori. Utsuho nods.

>Do not check with reimu. Make sure the blame lands on anyone but you - on second thought, find riemu and tell her yuuka has been messing with the sun lately, as discovered by a recent kappa mission-to-space that you were not part of. In fact, you've never been in space.

>Yukari already says she couldn't really fix the sun.
>Realize the best plan would probably going to Eientei and explaining to Reimu. With lots of danmaku. With the help of the entire Eientei Crew and possibly Marisa. All at once, Screw stages. She can't trachea punch if shes out cold.
>Also don't be a pussy, I'm sure shes perfectly reasonable when out cold.

>I never said anything about yukari. We're going to explain to reimu like civilized people, and lie through our teeth while disclosing who actually was messing with the sun. Noone but yukari saw us break it, so yuuka can't deny "i accidentally the sun". Granted yukari isn't a snitch.

>Remembering back when Reimu thought you were behind the Scarlet Mist incident, you begin to think up a lot of plans to not be the target of her discontent. Nitori and Utsuho start back toward kappa town.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #614 on: December 27, 2009, 12:19:11 AM »
>Your posts get less comprehensible by the second, Comrade Voice. I'll assume that was a good sane plan like I had planned.
>"Well, The only thing stopping Utsuho from doing it right now is Reimu, Aye?"

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #615 on: December 27, 2009, 12:35:46 AM »
>Nonsense, your post was far less comprehensible. What were you thinknig, beating up reimu? I suggest we cover for ourselves, and inform her that yuuka did it.
>Go to eintei.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #616 on: December 27, 2009, 12:53:33 AM »
>Well, Cowardice only makes things worse. We'll have to face that damn Eiki someday. Besides, Shes likely to resort to violence as we explain what happened anyway, being prepared is smart.
>Try and beat Reimu there while you're at it.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #617 on: December 27, 2009, 12:56:34 AM »
>Your posts get less comprehensible by the second, Comrade Voice. I'll assume that was a good sane plan like I had planned.
>"Well, The only thing stopping Utsuho from doing it right now is Reimu, Aye?"

>"Yeah," says Utsuho. She shrugs. "But I guess I could do it anyways. Not like she'll really have a problem afterwards, right?"

>Nonsense, your post was far less comprehensible. What were you thinknig, beating up reimu? I suggest we cover for ourselves, and inform her that yuuka did it.
>Go to eintei.

>And asking other people to cheat, too. Man.
>You start toward Eientei.
>In the darkness, it is easy to notice little things you might have overwise missed. For instance, the Master Spark that illuminates the sky as you make your way through the Bamboo forest is something. Hourai takes this opportunity to hide behind you.
>You reach the front gates of Eientei. You can see Reimu and Marisa in the middle of some rather intense danmaku overhead. Stars and Yin Yang Balls are flying freely. There are many rabbits on the roof watching, as well as Kaguya and Eirin.

>Well, Cowardice only makes things worse. We'll have to face that damn Eiki someday. Besides, Shes likely to resort to violence as we explain what happened anyway, being prepared is smart.
>Try and beat Reimu there while you're at it.

>That would be cheating.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #618 on: December 27, 2009, 01:00:25 AM »
>Hey, The prismrivers fight all at once, There is little reason we can't.

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #619 on: December 27, 2009, 01:04:22 AM »
>Notify reimu of your presence "REIIIIMUUUU! I HAVE INFORMATION ON THE SUN INCIDENT!"
>When reimu can listen to you:
>"The kappa just sent me into space to investigate - turns out yuuka was behind it all, the heat wave, everything. She moved the sun closer to the earth, basically. When i asked her to move it back, long story short, she attacked me and the sun broke for no apparent reason."

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #620 on: December 27, 2009, 01:05:10 AM »
>Notify reimu of your presence "REIIIIMUUUU! I HAVE INFORMATION ON THE SUN INCIDENT!"
>When reimu can listen to you:
>"The kappa just sent me into space to investigate - turns out yuuka was behind it all, the heat wave, everything. She moved the sun closer to the earth, basically. When i asked her to move it back, long story short, she attacked me and the sun broke for no apparent reason."
>Tell the truth. Seriously. She is NOT going to buy the sun randomly exploded for no reason.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #621 on: December 27, 2009, 01:07:40 AM »
she attacked me and during the battle the sun got busted
> Fix'd.  If she asks how, show the mirrored flowers, and explain one of the spellcards must have destroyed them and messed up something with Yuka's scheme.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #622 on: December 27, 2009, 01:08:26 AM »
>Don't tell the truth!
>Do what shim says


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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #623 on: December 27, 2009, 01:14:07 AM »
>You are all -cowards-.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #624 on: December 27, 2009, 01:17:10 AM »
>You are all -cowards-.

As opposed to suicidal?

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #625 on: December 27, 2009, 01:19:15 AM »
>Hey, The prismrivers fight all at once, There is little reason we can't.

>Are you a prismriver? No you are not.

>Notify reimu of your presence "REIIIIMUUUU! I HAVE INFORMATION ON THE SUN INCIDENT!"
>When reimu can listen to you:
>"The kappa just sent me into space to investigate - turns out yuuka was behind it all, the heat wave, everything. She moved the sun closer to the earth, basically. When i asked her to move it back, long story short, she attacked me and the sun broke for no apparent reason."

>"I'm a little busy right now!" Reimu shouts, not having the luxury to really look in your direction.

>Tell the truth. Seriously. She is NOT going to buy the sun randomly exploded for no reason.

> Fix'd.  If she asks how, show the mirrored flowers, and explain one of the spellcards must have destroyed them and messed up something with Yuka's scheme.

>Don't tell the truth!
>Do what shim says

>You are all -cowards-.

As opposed to suicidal?

>You spend some time getting your story straight, feeling a bit cowardly in the process. What kind of scholar spreads disinformation?
>Well...the kind that didn't get killed by Qin Shih Huangdi.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #626 on: December 27, 2009, 01:26:22 AM »
>Come on, You can't tell me Reimu would honestly kill you for defending yourself. I mean shes a bitch but thats because everyone resists her. Accept the miko, Let it control you, YOU SHALL BECOME INVINCIBLE AND KILL EVERYONE.
>On second thought, Judge based on how angry she seems when she gets shot down or shoots down.
>Make note to change your last name to prismriver, Damn cheating parsers. >: <

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #627 on: December 27, 2009, 01:39:49 AM »
>Come on, You can't tell me Reimu would honestly kill you for defending yourself. I mean shes a bitch but thats because everyone resists her. Accept the miko, Let it control you, YOU SHALL BECOME INVINCIBLE AND KILL EVERYONE.
>On second thought, Judge based on how angry she seems when she gets shot down or shoots down.
>Make note to change your last name to prismriver, Damn cheating parsers. >: <

>There are no current plans for a Turkish release of Patchy Quest. Please stop asking.
>It looks like this battle will be lasting for awhile. But she seems rather irate.
>You still wouldn't be able to join the group, because it no longer exists.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #628 on: December 27, 2009, 01:41:53 AM »
>Devise plans to make your OWN Group then. You'll be more than a 4th stage boss YET.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #629 on: December 27, 2009, 01:52:47 AM »
>Devise plans to make your OWN Group then. You'll be more than a 4th stage boss YET.

>You wonder if Koakuma could play an instrument...

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