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Ghost/Spectre

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If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« on: December 09, 2009, 03:00:29 AM »
Honestly, I'd be a lightning yokai. Raining lightning and thunder on my enemies or victims would be sick. plus generating an intense electric feild could protect you from mostly anything especially knives and metal.
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Anything worth doing is worth pouring all your energy into, work hard, play hard, rest hard. That's why when I get a nosebleedz my head ashplodes!!! :D

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 03:20:20 AM »
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 03:22:59 AM »
gigiddygasp! holy crap, that's a friggen long post... WOW... I'm impressed.
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Chronojet ⚙ Dragon

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 03:23:38 AM »
Quote from: Ghost/Spectre on December 09, 2009, 03:00:29 AM
knives
Sakuya. T_T

EDIT: I forgot to say something! I'd have Yuyuko kill/eat me.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2009, 01:29:13 AM by Always お⑨烏 »
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Sen

Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 03:27:15 AM »
I'd buy some Christmas lights from Kurindou and pretend I had my own spellcards :V
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RainfallYoshi

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 03:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Serafie on December 09, 2009, 03:27:15 AM
I'd buy some Christmas lights from Kurindou and pretend I had my own spellcards :V

Or better yet, have the power to generate CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

Christmas tree danmaku for the win?
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Chaore

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 03:32:57 AM »
Realistically, I'd be youkai food or downright pointless in existance. :V
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Toasty

Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2009, 03:48:42 AM »
Realistically, i'd bug yukari. Or remilla. In pursuit of youkaidom! (or steal alice's book)
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Kuma

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2009, 03:53:17 AM »
Quote from: Toaster-Lunchbox on December 09, 2009, 03:48:42 AM
Realistically, i'd bug yukari. Or remilla. In pursuit of youkaidom! (or steal alice's book)

And wind up gapped to death, or killed and eaten, or blown up by a gunpowder doll.

or eaten by Rumia.
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Janitor Morgan

Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2009, 04:05:38 AM »
On the off-chance that I don't get eaten by some rogue youkai, I'd probably get Keine to teach me some basic danmaku or something.

And then get eaten by some rogue youkai.
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Esoterica

Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2009, 04:08:04 AM »
I'd become Chen's shikigami.

Only good things could come of it.
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RainfallYoshi

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 04:11:40 AM »
I'd go find Rikako and learn the secrets to the POWER OF SCIENCE.

Then I'd take my new jetpack for a test drive and throw mechanical gears at people.
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Chaore

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 04:15:03 AM »
The Death count for this thread is pretty damn high so far.  :V
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Esoterica

Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 04:16:46 AM »
Quote from: Chaore on December 09, 2009, 04:15:03 AM
The Death count for this thread is pretty damn high so far.  :V
Not me, Chen will protect me.
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 04:17:48 AM »
i be rollin with dem fairies. sunny milk, luna child and star sapphire. being pranksta and keepin it real, dawgg.
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Toasty

Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2009, 04:54:30 AM »
Quote from: AnaloKuma on December 09, 2009, 03:53:17 AM
And wind up gapped to death, or killed and eaten, or blown up by a gunpowder doll.

or eaten by Rumia.

Remi has a light appitite :|
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 04:57:15 AM »
I'd be able to fade into obscurity.
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2009, 05:11:57 AM »
I'd be the biggest pimp there ever was.

Straight to Makai and fuck everybody else.
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2009, 05:32:23 AM »
Interdimensional travel like the Ing from Metroid prime 2 would be cool. THE BARRIER HAS NO EFFECT! AND you can steel food from sakuya's pantry, because interdimensional travel and time stopping are two sides of the same coin, according to ZUN, SHE CAN'T STOP YOU!
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Kuma

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2009, 05:58:55 AM »
If I wasn't kiolled or horribly maimed in some way, I stumble my way to a human village, ask someone to take me to to the Hakurei, and ask Reimu to take me to Yukari and get myself back home.

I might Make a record of things I learn in my time in Gensokyo, maby make a map of it, but mostly try to go home.
Gensokyo has no internet after all.
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Moerin

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2009, 06:03:39 AM »
Youkai food.  The lot of you.  Saying anything else is unrealistic unless you happen to already be a superpowerful youkai~

And don't even think of going to the SDM, as seems to happen a lot to outsiders in fanworks.  That's an instant death sentence right there~
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Esoterica

Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2009, 06:04:12 AM »
Quote from: AnaloKuma on December 09, 2009, 05:58:55 AM
If I wasn't kiolled or horribly maimed in some way, I stumble my way to a human village, ask someone to take me to to the Hakurei, and ask Reimu to take me to Yukari and get myself back home.

I might Make a record of things I learn in my time in Gensokyo, maby make a map of it, but mostly try to go home.
Gensokyo has no internet after all.
You never know what Yukari may have at her home.

...which loops back to my whole "Become Chen's shikigami" thought process. :V
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2009, 06:11:58 AM »
Quote from: Moerin Satsuki~ on December 09, 2009, 06:03:39 AM
Youkai food.  The lot of you.  Saying anything else is unrealistic unless you happen to already be a superpowerful youkai~
Human Village.
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Moerin

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2009, 06:14:08 AM »
Quote from: Satanerebus-sama on December 09, 2009, 06:11:58 AM
Human Village.

You have to get there first~

And even if you do, you're just going to end up as one of those faceless residents that don't appear in any of the games and are only vaguely referenced in supplementary materials~
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Ghaleon

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2009, 06:15:17 AM »
Quote from: Always お⑨烏 on December 09, 2009, 03:23:38 AM
Sakuya. T_T

Meh, she'll just spam Eternal meek instead. Is that really a good thing?
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2009, 06:37:54 AM »
Quote from: Moerin Satsuki~ on December 09, 2009, 06:14:08 AM
You have to get there first~

And even if you do, you're just going to end up as one of those faceless residents that don't appear in any of the games and are only vaguely referenced in supplementary materials~
I'll admit, getting there WILL take some effort and perhaps luck. It's obvious that the first instance of being gapped into Gensokyo is where you're survival skills are put to the ultimate test, if you know what you're doing (Or have watched Survivorman recently) then you'll survive long enough to reach the village.

Trust me, if you can get through the initial journey and settle down, I don't think being a faceless resident will matter much. Besides, we all know the true role of the faceless resident in Gensokyo.
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Kasei Honoo

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2009, 06:59:09 AM »
I think I'd find Eirin and try to get some type of medical treatment to make me not get eaten/destroyed
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Solais

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2009, 09:23:10 AM »
Go Village.
Find books about magic.
Learn magic.
Become a Magician Youkai.
Beat everyone up.
Marry Sanae.
Have a great life.
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Helepolis

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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2009, 09:56:55 AM »
I swear I remember a similar thread WAY AGES AGO like this that eventually lead to the infamous waifu thread. Correct me if I am wrong.
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Re: If YOU were a resident of Gensokyo
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2009, 10:35:15 AM »
Quote from: PrismYoshi on December 09, 2009, 03:31:36 AM
Or better yet, have the power to generate CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

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