$1000! People, this is amazing, but at this rate it's just gonna be me as a toilet paper mummy!
SWIM TRUNKS! And today the high is supposed to be 32 degrees Fahrenheit! That's FREEZING! The wind chill has us at 9!
You know you want to see me suffer!
BONUS! Since this is me being humiliated and undergoing personal suffering for charity, I'll walk out of the car in trunks and sandals and only put on a shirt before I enter the facility where I make the donation! They say "no shirt, no shoes, no service" - I say "no loopholes, no lawyers, no problem!"
I WILL LITERALLY FREEZE FOR THIS CONTEST! So make it happen! Get to the $1,200 level and let's make a good thing happen for charities in need this year!