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theshirn

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #240 on: May 10, 2009, 04:18:24 AM »
/forefeit VoWG Lunatic  >_>

It's out of my ability at this point. I can't read the waves fast enough.

I'm going to rage at something different now. Maybe LLS. 1st Hard Mode playthrough underway.
No you don't.  For all my "I'm getting better at it" on Friday, I just got spattered by it another dozen times tonight before quitting disgustedly.  I even tried timing it out, only to get lolwalled around 5 times in a row.  And I still keep at it!

Don't give up!

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #241 on: May 10, 2009, 09:48:32 AM »
No you don't.  For all my "I'm getting better at it" on Friday, I just got spattered by it another dozen times tonight before quitting disgustedly.  I even tried timing it out, only to get lolwalled around 5 times in a row.  And I still keep at it!

Don't give up!
Attempt No. 40 = bleeeh. Maybe I should switch to ReimuB.

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I would've had a PERFECT BOSS RUN for MoF Stage 5 at Hard Mode. The only thing wrong was... Sanae's (not midboss) opening. Like really, things can't get any more BS than that.

EDIT: Stage 4 MoF. Aya = BS.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #242 on: May 10, 2009, 09:50:41 PM »
Yeah, so all my "I'm getting better at this" was apparently crap and luck.  Kanako is walling me so badly I lose going into VoWG with as many as five or six lives.  That's lose, as in "try to clear the card and still lose", not timing it out.

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I am PISSED.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #243 on: May 10, 2009, 09:59:42 PM »
MoF = BS

In my opinion, this is a bit more accurate.  :P There's just so much about MoF I don't like.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #244 on: May 11, 2009, 07:08:38 AM »
Almost 80 tries now.

I went in with NINE LIVES and only got the timer down to 46.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON TODAY

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE HELL

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #245 on: May 11, 2009, 07:18:18 AM »
Almost 80 tries now.

I went in with NINE LIVES and only got the timer down to 46.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON TODAY

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE HELL

Try dying on the first goddamn wave.

I think sleep deprivation is holding me down today. I was clipping myself on bullets I didn't see. That's proof enough.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #246 on: May 11, 2009, 12:59:59 PM »
Try dying on the first goddamn wave.

I think sleep deprivation is holding me down today. I was clipping myself on bullets I didn't see. That's proof enough.
DONE AND DONE

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #247 on: May 11, 2009, 01:18:51 PM »
DONE AND DONE

Now run, Simba. Run FAR AWAY, and NEVER come back....
rofl bye

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #248 on: May 11, 2009, 01:30:37 PM »
There is no card in the entire world that I hate more than Rising World.

For some reason, I can capture Rising Star unfocused about 2 out of every 3 tries, but my stats on Rising World is 1/159.

That card seriously exploits every weakness I have as a bullet hell player, and my luck is so bad on that card it's fucking stupid.

There is no card I hate more than that one.

EDIT: Whoa got my difficulties confused.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #249 on: May 11, 2009, 08:05:20 PM »
What about Rising World? :V
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #250 on: May 11, 2009, 08:29:36 PM »
Rising World is a lot of fun.

Try dying on the first goddamn wave.

Try doing this and then timing out the rest of the card without dying or bombing.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #251 on: May 11, 2009, 09:23:36 PM »
IN stage 1.  This is THE MOST BORING STAGE EVER.  Kill repetitive waves of enemies.  Auto-collect.  Kill enemies.  Auto-collect.  Once in a great while, a bullet might get thrown at you.  Repeat for 3 minutes.  SA's stage 1 might be a little broken, but at least it keeps my full attention.  And infuriatingly, despite it being ridiculously easy, I still die to it constantly just like with every other stage 1 and have to repeat it over and over... orz. 

Stage 1 is why I always dread 1cc runs.  Not 4, 5, or 6.  Stage 1 is far more horrifying than any of those.

Oh, and while I'm raging about IN, I was also wondering... how u dodge Brilliant Dragon Bullet....?  ???

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #252 on: May 11, 2009, 11:29:35 PM »
how u dodge Brilliant Dragon Bullet....?  ???

Pray as hard as you can and avoid anything even remotely shiny.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #253 on: May 12, 2009, 01:01:25 AM »
I figured out what's wrong with me and not being able to get VoWG Lunatic.

Oh man it isn't pretty  >_>

Let's just say that my endurance / focus isn't the greatest...
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theshirn

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #254 on: May 12, 2009, 01:24:40 AM »
Stage 1 is why I always dread 1cc runs.  Not 4, 5, or 6.  Stage 1 is far more horrifying than any of those.

Oh, and while I'm raging about IN, I was also wondering... how u dodge Brilliant Dragon Bullet....?  ???
Huh...for me, it's usually stage 2 and/or 3.  Those always wreck good runs.  Mostly Chen and Alice.

Prayer is good.  I hate indistinct lasers.  Oddly, though, I find Brilliant Dragon Bullet, even on Lunatic, simpler than Dragon's Necklace (Normal).  That one WRECKED me when I was trying to capture random cards in Spell Practice.

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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #255 on: May 12, 2009, 01:31:18 AM »
IN stage 1.  This is THE MOST BORING STAGE EVER.  Kill repetitive waves of enemies.  Auto-collect.  Kill enemies.  Auto-collect.  Once in a great while, a bullet might get thrown at you.  Repeat for 3 minutes.  SA's stage 1 might be a little broken, but at least it keeps my full attention.  And infuriatingly, despite it being ridiculously easy, I still die to it constantly just like with every other stage 1 and have to repeat it over and over... orz. 

*yawn* Until you play SoEW stage 1, you have nothing to complain about.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #256 on: May 12, 2009, 01:44:38 AM »
Stage three is easily the worst in 1cc attempts. It's far enough in the game that I don't want to restart, yet it's early and ostensibly easy enough that I can't tolerate mistakes on it.

Really, almost all of my Lunatic 1cc's have hinged on how stage three went.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #257 on: May 12, 2009, 02:01:37 AM »
Oddly, my Hard 1cc's tend to depend on how well Stage 5 goes.  It would be nice if they'd depend on stage 4, though.  The last shot I took at PCB, Youmu thrashed me, but the Prismrivers cost me a single bomb.  And it was on Merlin's BS opener.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #258 on: May 12, 2009, 02:45:37 AM »
Oddly, my Hard 1cc's tend to depend on how well Stage 5 goes.  It would be nice if they'd depend on stage 4, though.  The last shot I took at PCB, Youmu thrashed me, but the Prismrivers cost me a single bomb.  And it was on Merlin's BS opener.
For me, my Hard 1ccs depended usually on Stage 4s, minus PCB. PCB's RAGE are stages 2-4. Each one of those stages could make me restart from doing horribly. >_>

Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #259 on: May 12, 2009, 02:57:50 AM »
*yawn* Until you play SoEW stage 1, you have nothing to complain about.

Nah, SoEW stage 1 isn't all that bad... It's short, and at least gets you to move around the screen once in a while to collect power-ups, and it's got a nice head-bangin theme to keep you occupied.  IN stage 1 simply has nothing worth noting.  It's just complete monotony to me.

And the reason I said I dreaded stage 1 more than anything is that I have a really bad tendency to make stupid mistakes in stage 1.  Like really bad, to the point where I can spend 45 minutes on stage 1 alone, restarting over and over until I finally get a run going.  Oddly enough, once I do, I can usually get fairly far, and am not bothered much by stages 2/3 (with the exception of PCB.  CHEEEEEN!).  If I'm gonna fail, I'd like it to be to something actually difficult, like stage 3+.  Dying repeatedly at stage 1 is just infuriating.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #260 on: May 12, 2009, 02:59:18 AM »
To me, EoSD stage 1 and 2 are always a chore. ESPECIALLY stage 1, it's so boring. >_>


And I always die on Cirno, always. No exceptions. Her first nonspell is just too much.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #261 on: May 12, 2009, 05:03:37 AM »
Stage 1's are always boring. Except MoF lunatic. The nonspells are actually enough to keep me awake.

Also, yeah, I got super-lucky and almost caught Rising World on a practice stage run. Still hate the card with a passion though.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #262 on: May 12, 2009, 08:33:54 AM »
And I always die on Cirno, always. No exceptions. Her first nonspell is just too much.

Just swing wide and bypass the shotgun.

EDIT: My EoSD Normal 1cc attempt was recently thwarted by three things:
1) It was nearly impossible to determine any shots fired at me because of my shots being opaque rather than transparent.
2) I can't deathbomb in EoSD for the life of me.
3) PS: My computer apparently can't handle EoSD at full speed.  Ever.  Even in this run, with all the relevant options turned off (or on depending on how the option went), Stage 1 still hovered aroun 48-55 FPS, and varied throughout the run.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #263 on: May 12, 2009, 10:34:26 AM »
Note to Self: If I go with the intent of capturing a Spell Card, I take my hand off the bomb button  >_>
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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #264 on: May 12, 2009, 08:58:40 PM »
I'm on a school computer right now. It could easily run SA lunatic on max settings. I can't because it's against school rules to play games and there's only a couple places where the teachers are cool enough to allow it. I did one such thing earlier, showing off to a friend. It was awesome.

Meanwhile at home my computer is sluggish and dying.

Seriously, why the hell are these computers here at school so damn good if they're simply going to waste them? They don't even need XP for the kind of crap they use them for. >_<
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #265 on: May 12, 2009, 11:22:21 PM »
Seriously, why the hell are these computers here at school so damn good if they're simply going to waste them? They don't even need XP for the kind of crap they use them for. >_<

The school computers aren't necessarily good, your home computer just absolutely sucks.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #266 on: May 12, 2009, 11:33:29 PM »
Well, that, and there's barely anything on school computers that aren't on dedicated servers or packaged with the OS.
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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #267 on: May 12, 2009, 11:35:44 PM »
Still, it almost makes me want to see if it's possible to buy these computers from them.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #268 on: May 13, 2009, 02:45:39 AM »
I don't know of any way to buy high school computers, but universities often sell their old computer equipment at school run outlet stores. So if you live near a big university you can see if such a store exists near you.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread
« Reply #269 on: May 13, 2009, 04:30:06 AM »
And I always die on Cirno, always. No exceptions. Her first nonspell is just too much.
Yep, that first nonspell is way too overpowered.