Author Topic: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4 (Read 118146 times)

Bananamatic · « **Reply #120 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:43:52 PM »

Quote from: Drake on November 14, 2009, 06:34:31 PM

Does other rage go here? Well, not my rage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-_sODtYL-g

the line of comments from the -15 one teehee

lol it's the guy with the ufo lunatic "1cc"
cool fps bro

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #121 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:57:41 PM »

I would never try to capture Vajra in a nonpractice run unless I got to it without bombs. That card always kills me if I don't bomb even on Easy.

Zengeku · « **Reply #122 on:** November 14, 2009, 07:02:45 PM »

Quote from: Bananamatic on November 13, 2009, 01:16:14 PM

Somebody conf?rm this as a TAS or I'll rage.

I didn't notice anything before Byakuren. Wasn't looking actually. But Purple Rape Cloud showed those robotic babystep movements that are quite characteristic about cheater replays. And the way he captured it and with a 0/1 capture rate makes it even more obvious.

Should i assault him then... hmm... *Searches the deeper reaches of my mind for the "towards-riskbreaker-vocabulary*

Drake · « **Reply #123 on:** November 14, 2009, 07:08:17 PM »

Quote from: Bananamatic on November 14, 2009, 06:43:52 PM

lol it's the guy with the ufo lunatic "1cc"
cool fps bro

oh it is hahaha

wow

But yeah he is cheating. Call him out on it.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #124 on:** November 14, 2009, 08:08:23 PM »

Geez, it's like impossible to tell the real people from the fakers now.

To be fair though, the guy says in his description that his laptop slows down a lot, so at least he's honest.

Really though, why are fake runs of UFO lunatic so popular? There's always been cheaters, but the amount for this game are off the charts.

?q · « **Reply #125 on:** November 14, 2009, 08:18:08 PM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on November 14, 2009, 08:08:23 PM

Really though, why are fake runs of UFO lunatic so popular? There's always been cheaters, but the amount for this game are off the charts.

*Because people like UFO (with notable exceptions)
*Because UFO is difficult
*Because BROFISTs and anchors slow your computer down anyway

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #126 on:** November 14, 2009, 09:05:59 PM »

Quote from: jc_foster on November 14, 2009, 07:34:38 AM

From a couple days back, trying to reach Mystia's last spell:

At least I didn't miss by one ....

Bringing back an old classic:

D:

Seian Verian · « **Reply #127 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:42:42 PM »

I just realized how far I am from Hard mode 1ccs... Since when playing EoSD Normal just now, I had to struggle to get the 1cc and finished on my last life >_< Although... I think that's because I'm allergic to stage 5 for some reason <_<; Last couple tries, I reached it with almost no problems, then suddenly started dying at a ridiculous rate upon reaching midboss Sakuya.

Zengeku · « **Reply #128 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:44:21 PM »

I just lost a UFO Normal run. A scoring run mind you. Meaning less lives. That is just so darn frustrating. It hurts my pride to fail a Touhou game at something like Normal! Why can't the game just have a scoring system that doesn't makes lives the trade-off for points? Its ridiculous. I want to have decent scores simply because 300M isn't good enough. I have gotten it up to around 600M though which i guess is nice enough.

Oh well... Note to self: *UFO game only fun in practice. Not fun in run. Not consistent. Not my cup of tea. Let the others make the awesome replays... oh wait, that's not happening yet. Why not? Maybe there is a good reason... Where is Veronica when i need her? She absolutely destroyed SA...*

Quote from: u? on November 14, 2009, 08:18:08 PM

*Because people like UFO (with notable exceptions)

Hmmm?

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #129 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:47:33 PM »

I can't even consistently 1cc EoSD Normal or even most of the Normals though there are a few I can consistently do, yet I've 1cc'd Hard or almost 1cc'd Hard on them.

Seian Verian · « **Reply #130 on:** November 15, 2009, 12:17:32 AM »

Summary of most recent run of EoSD Normal:

*perfect first three stages*

Whoa, I'm doing awe-

*couple deaths on stage 4*

I'm still doing pretty good, no big deal.

*reaches stage 5 with ridiculous number of lives*

This shouldn't be a proble-

*ridiculous chain of deaths that ends with entering stage 6 on second to last life*

It's okay... Maybe, just maybe I can do this...

*death on Eternal Meek*

...Well, I can hope for a miracle.

*capture first nonspell, Star of David, and second nonspell, bomb Scarlet Netherworld*

Oh, still three bombs left. Maybe I have some sort of cha-

*knifed while attempting to PoC*

WHYYYYY?!

Arcengal · « **Reply #131 on:** November 15, 2009, 12:24:48 AM »

Quote from: ShiningDrake on November 15, 2009, 12:17:32 AM

*knifed while attempting to PoC*

WHYYYYY?!

Because you went to PoC right before the knives, tis why.

lmagus · « **Reply #132 on:** November 15, 2009, 12:29:16 AM »

Quote from: ShiningDrake on November 15, 2009, 12:17:32 AM

*knifed while attempting to PoC*

WHYYYYY?!

This has put me from 1cc'ing EoSD Hard for many weeks.

I lost count how many times I died because of that, and I keep forgetting that's the SPINNING KNIVES NONSPELL GOD DAMNIT :V

Sen · « **Reply #133 on:** November 15, 2009, 12:46:30 AM »

Quote from: Bananamatic on November 13, 2009, 01:16:14 PM

Somebody conf?rm this as a TAS or I'll rage.

You know the best part about this?

It's not even this guy's replay. This was a Japanese player who TAS'd the game on Lunatic the day after it came out. I believe I even have his replay on my computer :V

Seian Verian · « **Reply #134 on:** November 15, 2009, 12:53:13 AM »

...I think I must hold the world record for "most stupid deaths on stage 5 of EoSD" ._.

Drake · « **Reply #135 on:** November 15, 2009, 01:09:27 AM »

Quote from: Serafie on November 15, 2009, 12:46:30 AM

You know the best part about this?

It's not even this guy's replay. This was a Japanese player who TAS'd the game on Lunatic the day after it came out. I believe I even have his replay on my computer :V

oh christ that would explain it

find it, then we can rag on him for stealing a cheated replay, claiming it was his and it being TASed dishonestly as well

Azinth · « **Reply #136 on:** November 15, 2009, 01:10:54 AM »

Eh, that UFO TAS that everyone's up in arms about doesn't really seem anything special. The ones that Scalgon and Riskbreaker posted here were far worse.

The best (meaning most entertaining) example of TAS cheating I've seen on youtube is definitely this one. I intended to call him out but I decided not to because the video made me laugh.

Garlyle · « **Reply #137 on:** November 15, 2009, 01:11:05 AM »

Quote from: Bananamatic on November 14, 2009, 03:08:54 AM

Same here, but switch "bombs" with "deaths"

....damn I still hate Ichirin even after 1ccing it.

BROFISTS
FUCKING
EVERYWHERE

God damn I agree. I'm on hard... King Kraken Strike is bullcrap, I don't think I -could- capture Hook Combo through Heaven and Hell because I'm full-forward MarisaA and I can't spend much time in the center of the screen at all (That and it is SO easy to fuck that one up)... oh, and, of course, the last non-spell can go die. It wouldn't be so bad, but the second burst doesn't line up with the first and ARGH.

At least I can do most other stuff decently.

The eyebeams can go die though for always being RIGHT in my retreat line DX

Scooter1000 · « **Reply #138 on:** November 15, 2009, 01:21:10 AM »

Quote from: ShiningDrake on November 15, 2009, 12:53:13 AM

...I think I must hold the world record for "most stupid deaths on stage 5 of EoSD" ._.

My record is somewhere around 5.

Also as a somewhat related note, I game-over'd on Scarlet Gensokyo again. Major rage followed because I could have had an extra life if I hadn't gotten cocky on Scarlet Meister and tried to capture it.

lmagus · « **Reply #139 on:** November 15, 2009, 01:43:51 AM »

scarlet meister is a 1 bomb card if you bomb it on the first wave then shotgun remilia.

i'll never try to capture it again during a 1cc run

Seian Verian · « **Reply #140 on:** November 15, 2009, 02:03:18 AM »

...One death between the first three stages. Game over on Patchy's second nonspell.

WHAT.

Sen · « **Reply #141 on:** November 15, 2009, 02:28:33 AM »

Quote from: Drake on November 15, 2009, 01:09:27 AM

oh christ that would explain it

find it, then we can rag on him for stealing a cheated replay, claiming it was his and it being TASed dishonestly as well

Ah, sorry, I made a mistake. I was confusing his replay with this. Sorry D:

Looks like it actually is his replay then, even though it is obviously TAS'd.

Seian Verian · « **Reply #142 on:** November 15, 2009, 02:34:52 AM »

I... I would have captured Scarlet Shoot again if I hadn't suddenly panic-bombed x.x And just ONE screw up on Scarlet Gensokyo as well...

Meh, at least I go the 1cc, and I did capture her second spell. And Sakuya's final~

Scooter1000 · « **Reply #143 on:** November 15, 2009, 02:47:10 AM »

"Yes! Stage 6 with 4 lives! Ooh, I can even clear the spam at the start of the stage too since I have 122 power!. Oh man, this is great."
*Midboss Sakuya Opener*
"You know what? I don't feel like wasting a bomb he-" *death*
"Crap, died with bombs in stock. Probably need to bomb Eternal Mee-" *deathsound.wav*

Then I game-over at Scarlet Meister with no bombs or lives.

What.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #144 on:** November 15, 2009, 03:20:06 AM »

Someone in the accomplishments thread said it took them like 90 tries to capture Complete Clarification, so I decided to take the opportunity to try and time it out. I got to two seconds and...you'll never guess what killed me.

THE LASERS. DAMN IT.

Also that scoring method of spinning around inside the lasers of Syou's third non-spell is much easier than it should be.

Seian Verian · « **Reply #145 on:** November 15, 2009, 03:33:18 AM »

So, in a fit of insanity, I decided to try MoF Hard. WHAT THE HELL AYA?! No, the problem isn't the patterns, I expected those to be ridiculous. The problem is that on one of her nonspells, A BULLET KILLED ME WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING MY HITBOX! That's right, those bullets that have a nice little ring of empty sprite around the hitbox? Apparently those now have hitboxes TWICE THE SIZE OF THE SPRITE!

lmagus · « **Reply #146 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:33:23 AM »

Quote from: ShiningDrake on November 15, 2009, 03:33:18 AM

So, in a fit of insanity, I decided to try MoF Hard. WHAT THE HELL AYA?! No, the problem isn't the patterns, I expected those to be ridiculous. The problem is that on one of her nonspells, A BULLET KILLED ME WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING MY HITBOX! That's right, those bullets that have a nice little ring of empty sprite around the hitbox? Apparently those now have hitboxes TWICE THE SIZE OF THE SPRITE!

have a replay for that? oO

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #147 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:37:34 AM »

Stage 4 tends to desync, at least it does for me any time I try to watch it in a replay.

I also used to get knife'd by trying to go to the PoC, took me a few tries before I learned not to do it.

Stage 5 Sakuya midboss, I always ****ing clipdeath her noncard.

Esoterica · « **Reply #148 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:37:45 AM »

Attempting to make a deck for Alice in UNL that's functional for the purposes I want.

This could take awhile.

Seian Verian · « **Reply #149 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:40:06 AM »

Sadly, no, I don't have a replay. Probably should have saved it... Oh well.

Anyway, on to more rage... WHAT THE FREAKING HELL SHIKI?! I reach her with three lives and game over... Depressingly, this would be normal if it weren't for one little detail... I GOT AN EXTEND DURING THE BATTLE! Seriously... Can't she just stick with the dodgehax for the first three lives and commit suicide like a good little girl on the fourth instead of sending WALLS at me?! ARGH!!!