Author Topic: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments  (Read 170737 times)

Formless God

Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #810 on: January 31, 2010, 04:07:33 PM »
I died FIVE times trying to timeout Mountain of Faith.

EASY.

Bananamatic

Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #811 on: January 31, 2010, 04:10:47 PM »
I died FIVE times trying to timeout Mountain of Faith.

EASY.
MoF easy is a goddamn trainwreck. Nothing to be ashamed of :V

Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #812 on: January 31, 2010, 04:12:11 PM »
Winning a new life during Extra mode with Komachi, RIGHT AT THE MOMENT WHEN I DIED!  :V

ebarrett

Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #813 on: January 31, 2010, 11:11:02 PM »
UFO hard. Two deaths with two bombs in stock each during stage 4, then died with two bombs in stock again to Murasa's first card, obvious ragequit.

Lybydose

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #814 on: February 01, 2010, 11:35:00 AM »
Might as well repost this here.

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LHCling

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #815 on: February 02, 2010, 01:26:27 AM »
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jc_foster

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #816 on: February 02, 2010, 01:59:36 AM »
MoF easy is a goddamn trainwreck. Nothing to be ashamed of :V
And this is the proof.

Serela

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #817 on: February 02, 2010, 02:02:59 AM »
And this is the proof.
I find it harder then Virtue of Wind God on Hard. D: Thankfully, I can usually cap VoWG on Hard. Lunatic is a completely different matter.
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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #818 on: February 02, 2010, 02:18:37 AM »
I have WAY more trouble with VoWG Hard than MoF Easy.

But that will probably change when I get used to VoWG, as I don't think there's any trick to MoF Easy, it's just too random and slow and annoying.
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Serela

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #819 on: February 06, 2010, 04:24:06 PM »
With all those people complaining about SA, and Donut mentioning spending an hour and a half trying to perfect Stage 1 Lunatic, I decided to go try that out.

WOAH the beginning is a lot faster... ooh the boulder shoots danmaku when it explodes, nifty. Kisumu's spellcard is now really fun, and... oh it killed me once >:

Went through the rest of the stage okay, reaching Yamam-OH MY GOD YAMAME WHAT ARE YOU DOING AUUUGH THE ENTIRE SCREEN HOW DO I MISDIRECT THIS SHIT ASDFGHFSDGK*game-overs on first noncard*
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

jc_foster

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #820 on: February 06, 2010, 10:06:39 PM »
Game overed on Wizard Fox Thoughts.

/faceground

ふねん1

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #821 on: February 06, 2010, 10:51:06 PM »
Tried UFO for the first time. Almost gameovered on Byakuren. On Easy.

What am I getting myself into?

Went through the rest of the stage okay, reaching Yamam-OH MY GOD YAMAME WHAT ARE YOU DOING AUUUGH THE ENTIRE SCREEN HOW DO I MISDIRECT THIS SHIT ASDFGHFSDGK*game-overs on first noncard*
I'm putting this out there right now, anyone who complains about Yamame's opener isn't doing it right. Get out of its way altogether. Not that hard.

And I'll keep posting this until you all get the idea.
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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #822 on: February 07, 2010, 03:53:19 AM »
I decided to take a crack at UFO Hard with MarisaA, since all my attempts with SanaeB end up with UFO-chaining failure.

One bomb on Nazrin Pendulum, not a big deal. Accidental death on Stage 2, didn't mess up my chain, so I made it up. 0D1B Kogasa fight (captured everything except her second card). I was feeling pretty good about the run so far.

I then proceeded to have the most terrible Stage 3 run ever and game over'd at Ichirin's second card (it was four seconds away from being an accidental timeout because lolmarisaA range anyway) because my fingers have not yet realized that I'm playing Hard Mode, and that the stuff I can dodge on Normal without bombing cannot be done here.

MysTeariousYukari

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #823 on: February 07, 2010, 05:53:10 AM »
PCB Hard, I have Stage 1 down to an average of 0D0B or 1D0B, pending on various little outside things. Stage 2 is a royal nightmare though, causing anywhere from 3 Deaths and Lotsa Bombings to "Challenge Again?". Stage 3 send me to the continue screen if Stage 2 did not, and even if Stage 2 sent me to the continue screen, Stage 3 sends me anyway. Stage 4 consumes all of my remaining continues. Weird-name-De-something from Prism(river) Black anyone? :V

Does this belong in here, or the ARGH-really-long-name-that-seems-to-be-involving-shouting thread? :V Cause I borderline rage at my failures, I refuse to play in front of ANYONE due to me sucking so much, and I laugh my head off like a nutcase... all due to Stage 3 and Stage 4. :V

Autumn

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #824 on: February 07, 2010, 06:37:57 AM »
I was acing Kaguya on normal until I died on her last spell... by crashing into her.

Lybydose

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #825 on: February 07, 2010, 07:12:34 AM »
Died 3 times to Remilia's opener.

SupahVee1234

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #826 on: February 07, 2010, 12:38:34 PM »
EOSD Stage 4 and Stage 5.

Not the boss fights, the stages.

I always die like a retard there.

Krimmydoodle

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #827 on: February 09, 2010, 09:50:34 PM »
Finally got my first fail of Shackles.  Died as Yuugi's opener cleared, trapped myself inside a shackle when I respawned, destroyed said shackle to escape (ideally, I would have only opened it and not destroyed it, but I'm not exactly thinking straight), bubble wall expands from the center of the screen and pushes me out to the edge, pellet wall advances, *dead.
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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #828 on: February 09, 2010, 09:53:17 PM »
I was playing PCB today. On Stage 2, I somehow completely forgot the purpose of a border, and immediately after gaining one, flew into a load of bullets trying to reflect them a la Giga Wing.

Maybe I shouldn't play shmups while somewhat sleep deprived. :V
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ebarrett

Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #829 on: February 10, 2010, 02:16:54 AM »
Fact: if it wasn't for freakin' Cirno shotgun, I'd already have 1cc'ed EoSD lunatic long, long ago. But it's hard to keep your spirits up when you get ⑨'ed in about three out of every four runs.

LordVant

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #830 on: February 10, 2010, 03:39:52 AM »
Every time I practice stage 5 of UFO easy, Shou has never killed me she's so nice to me~<3
BUT! I tried easy mode with MarisaB...and I got all the way to stage 5 with 6 lives and 7 bombs.
Mid-boss Nazrin shows up and takes 3 of those lives along with 2 bombs. Then Shou comes...and for some odd reason...she hates me. I died against her with 4 bombs in stock  :'(
What's wrong with me?

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LordVant

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #832 on: February 10, 2010, 06:39:41 PM »
Oi, I'm not choosing Sanae because that'll make things too easy...at least with SanaeA...

FIGHT!

Iryan

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #833 on: February 10, 2010, 08:10:18 PM »
Aye, I feel your pain. If I have beaten UFO stage 5 with SanaeB on lunatic, why can't I beat it with MarisaB on hard?  ???

Bah, I'm probably just too tired.
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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #834 on: February 10, 2010, 09:11:42 PM »
I wasted a bomb trying to get a red UFO with MarisaA and failed because it drifted off-screen right when I bombed.  Gah.

LordVant

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #835 on: February 11, 2010, 04:51:48 AM »
I just noticed...I said MarisaB....when I totally meant MarisaA....Master Spark you know

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #836 on: February 12, 2010, 10:38:03 PM »
Paused during "Makai Butterfly". Worst idea ever.
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Turtlesaur

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #837 on: February 12, 2010, 11:30:26 PM »
Game overing on UFO Stage 6 normal in stage practice right after unlocking it. I blame curvy lasers.

LHCling

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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #838 on: February 17, 2010, 07:47:02 AM »
I wanted to do a second "one". The result? Embarrassing.
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Re: Most Embarassing Touhou Moments
« Reply #839 on: February 17, 2010, 09:58:45 AM »
Dying six times to Reisen in IN normal, after having not died once to that point.