This thread started out as halloween then BDSM then gendertalk then states

[helvetica]

Ignore gender.  Just think about plumbing.  If he wants to stick it in a vagoo, he's straight, if he wants to suck cock, he's gay.

MtF or real girl doesn't really matter, that's more personality and other things.

[dustyjo]

Ignore gender.  Just think about plumbing.  If he wants to stick it in a vagoo, he's straight, if he wants to suck cock, he's gay.

MtF or real girl doesn't really matter, that's more personality and other things.

What if I want to do both AT THE SAME TIME

[helvetica]

That's very bi =P

[Nobu]

Ignore gender.  Just think about plumbing.  If he wants to stick it in a vagoo, he's straight, if he wants to suck cock, he's gay.

MtF or real girl doesn't really matter, that's more personality and other things.

What if I want to do both AT THE SAME TIME

That's very awesome =P

Fixed.

[helvetica]

Take it up the ass while punching someone's uterus with your massive mancock.

[dustyjo]

Ignore gender.  Just think about plumbing.  If he wants to stick it in a vagoo, he's straight, if he wants to suck cock, he's gay.

MtF or real girl doesn't really matter, that's more personality and other things.

What if I want to do both AT THE SAME TIME

That's very awesome =P

Fixed.

I don't think I'd be able to reach though, unless her cock was fucking massive :V

[helvetica]

Who says it's just 2 people? =P

Surprise from behind from a cute boy with a girl on your lap!

[dustyjo]

Who says it's just 2 people? =P

Surprise from behind from a cute boy with a girl on your lap!

EW NO

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Oh right, I'm also possibly switch-leaning-sub-ish, too ...

[Slaves]

Ignore gender.  Just think about plumbing.  If he wants to stick it in a vagoo, he's straight, if he wants to suck cock, he's gay.

MtF or real girl doesn't really matter, that's more personality and other things.

What if I want to do both AT THE SAME TIME

WHILE ON FIRE

[dustyjo]

Oh right, I'm also possibly switch-leaning-sub-ish, too ...

same

[Kilgamayan]

What does it mean if you want to fuck pantyhose? Like, not the person they're on, but the pantyhose itself.

[Fetch()tirade]

If you don't understand, you're thinking about it too hard.

[Slowpoke]

What does it mean if you want to fuck pantyhose? Like, not the person they're on, but the pantyhose itself.

Indirect sex is hot.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I have a confession to make.

This morning just before I woke up I had a very vivid dream.
I dreamt that I had a body to die for, a trap, slim, slender, non-muscular except for the somewhat squarish chest, legs etc... in tights...I had hair that is fluffy and short, puffy by the sides and messy out and an oval face that is totally all girl...

 I walked to my sister's room and I asked her casually if I could borrow her clothes cause strangely, by default, I had my clothes and they are HUGE and I LOOK CUTE in them, but I'd like something I could wear comfortably.
She said yes simply and tried...to fondle me, saying I was so cute...

Then... of all things I...cried.
Then I woke.
and I felt a tear dangle on my eyes, I realized I will never be the trap.

OH GOD WHY

[Nobu]

I have a confession to make.

This morning just before I woke up I had a very vivid dream.
I dreamt that I had a body to die for, a trap, slim, slender, non-muscular except for the somewhat squarish chest, legs etc... in tights...I had hair that is fluffy and short, puffy by the sides and messy out and an oval face that is totally all girl...

 I walked to my sister's room and I asked her casually if I could borrow her clothes cause strangely, by default, I had my clothes and they are HUGE and I LOOK CUTE in them, but I'd like something I could wear comfortably.
She said yes simply and tried...to fondle me, saying I was so cute...

Then... of all things I...cried.
Then I woke.
and I felt a tear dangle on my eyes, I realized I will never be the trap.

OH GOD WHY

I swear I almost teared from that. ;___;

[trancehime]

I have a confession to make.

This morning just before I woke up I had a very vivid dream.
I dreamt that I had a body to die for, a trap, slim, slender, non-muscular except for the somewhat squarish chest, legs etc... in tights...I had hair that is fluffy and short, puffy by the sides and messy out and an oval face that is totally all girl...

 I walked to my sister's room and I asked her casually if I could borrow her clothes cause strangely, by default, I had my clothes and they are HUGE and I LOOK CUTE in them, but I'd like something I could wear comfortably.
She said yes simply and tried...to fondle me, saying I was so cute...

Then... of all things I...cried.
Then I woke.
and I felt a tear dangle on my eyes, I realized I will never be the trap.

OH GOD WHY

...Sad day. Truly a sad day.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I will comfort myself with this..
oh and why can't I be this...

[dustyjo]

I've always wanted to be cute too

[helvetica]

That was positively... fabulous :V

[Kilgamayan]

What does it mean if you want to fuck pantyhose? Like, not the person they're on, but the pantyhose itself.

:<

[Pesco]

What does it mean if you want to fuck pantyhose? Like, not the person they're on, but the pantyhose itself.

:<

What fabric?

[Nobu]

What does it mean if you want to fuck pantyhose? Like, not the person they're on, but the pantyhose itself.

:<

What fabric?

It means you have a fetish, that's all~

[Kilgamayan]

C'mon, that's a copout answer. Everyone has a "fetish". I have a fetish for women. Be more specific.

[helvetica]

I dunno, other than you have a fetish for silk or whatever on your manhood.  Get a girl who'll let you fuck her while she's wearing it, that'll probably be your perfect combination :V

[Slaves]

What does it mean if you want to fuck pantyhose? Like, not the person they're on, but the pantyhose itself.

:<

then you're cool.

[Kilgamayan]

I dunno, other than you have a fetish for silk or whatever on your manhood.  Get a girl who'll let you fuck her while she's wearing it, that'll probably be your perfect combination :V

What if you don't want to fuck the girl, you just want to fuck the pantyhose?

[Nobu]

C'mon, that's a copout answer. Everyone has a "fetish". I have a fetish for women. Be more specific.

But it's not, really! It just means that you receive sexual pleasure from the fantasy of fucking pantyhose (and maybe the act as well).

That's kinda like asking "What does it mean if you like pizza?"

[helvetica]

Kilga: then stick your dick in a leg and enjoy!

Seriously... trying to make sense of why certain fetishes tickle our fantasy is a pointless exercise.  You just do... so roll with it and incorporate it into your play.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I totally do it myself, except I want to grab a set of kneesocks instead...
(they don't have kneesocks here so go figure)