This thread started out as halloween then BDSM then gendertalk then states

[Tengukami]

Direct link for the Jack Chick futa comic, in case filesmelt decides not to host the images anymore.

[Nobu]

That's because zombies aren't unholy, just diseased.

[Slaves]

Just out of curiosity, what's the origin of that comic?

This.

oh holy hell

that was hilarious

[Greyn]

That's because zombies aren't unholy, just diseased.

Purge them with fire.

[Ramus]

That's because zombies aren't unholy, just diseased.

Purge them with fire.

But then they'll wander over to my house or something and set that on fire before dying!

[UncertainJakutten]

Ooh, I forgot this tract. I wanna be in this dungeon of bondage! How do I get there!?

And rock music is of the devil! So is DnD!

Oh shi- dominance is bad!

[UncertainJakutten]

I don't think they're talking about the good type of bondage dungeon. :

There's a bad type!?

[Tengukami]

I don't think they're talking about the good type of bondage dungeon. :\

There's a bad type!?

No, there isn't. It doesn't exist.

[Slowpoke]

Ironically, by condemning a fictional demonic cult, Chick has basically played the role of a D&D paladin.

[Tengukami]

And failed his saving throw against irony.

[UncertainJakutten]

I don't think they're talking about the good type of bondage dungeon. :\

There's a bad type!?

No, there isn't. It doesn't exist.

. Are you a dom by any chance?

I mean, you seem familiar with some of the concepts .

[Dragoshi]

...Of the good kind or of the lawful stupid kind? :V

[Ramus]

Ooh, I forgot this tract. I wanna be in this dungeon of bondage! How do I get there!?

And rock music is of the devil! So is DnD!

Oh shi- dominance is bad!

Dungeon of Bondage can be homemade with some gray bricks, cement, and iron shackles!  You'll need some screws and screwdriver of both varieties to boot.

Also, isn't rock the music of which you use to defeat the devil?  That's what they always do in the movies.

EDIT:  Weren't Paladins originally made to make the religious people happy?

[Tengukami]

I don't think they're talking about the good type of bondage dungeon. :\

There's a bad type!?

No, there isn't. It doesn't exist.

. Are you a dom by any chance?

In a word, yes.

[Dragoshi]

I... don't know, actually. My knowledge of that kind of thing is pretty bad, if not abysmal. Though I wouldn't be surprised if that was indeed the case.

[Kuma]

I don't think they're talking about the good type of bondage dungeon. :\

There's a bad type!?

No, there isn't. It doesn't exist.

but what if you don't like bondage?
Or dungeons?

[UncertainJakutten]

I don't think they're talking about the good type of bondage dungeon. :\

There's a bad type!?

No, there isn't. It doesn't exist.

. Are you a dom by any chance?

In a word, yes.

Ho ho, quite a twist. I was unaware of this. Amazing! I wouldn't mind talking to you more.

And no, I'm not desiring you that way, I just like being able to talk to people who understand the art.

but what if you don't like bondage?
Or dungeons?

Then obviously it's bad for you. But there is no bad bondage dungeon for me.

[Tengukami]

If paladins were created to make religious people happy, the plan failed. The only way D&D would please fundamentalists would be if it stood for "Daisies & Daffodils" and had classes like Boy Scout, Missionary, and Ascetic, where there were no monsters, no one fought, no one died, and the action of the game was like, "OK, you enter the church. What do you do?" - "Why, kneel and pray, of course!" - "Congratulations, that's 1,000,000 God Points. You are now a Level 55 Parishioner."

Ho ho, quite a twist. I was unaware of this. Amazing! I wouldn't mind talking to you more.

And no, I'm not desiring you that way, I just like being able to talk to people who understand the art.

Sure, no problem. My MSN's in the profile.

[UncertainJakutten]

If paladins were created to make religious people happy, the plan failed. The only way D&D would please fundamentalists would be if it stood for "Daisies & Daffodils" and had classes like Boy Scout, Missionary, and Ascetic, where there were no monsters, no one fought, no one died, and the action of the game was like, "OK, you enter the church. What do you do?" - "Why, kneel and pray, of course!" - "Congratulations, that's 1,000,000 God Points. You are now a Level 55 Parishioner."

Ho ho, quite a twist. I was unaware of this. Amazing! I wouldn't mind talking to you more.

And no, I'm not desiring you that way, I just like being able to talk to people who understand the art.

Sure, no problem. My MSN's in the profile.

Haha, nice.

But...yeah...as is mine. I'm a little shy .

[Slowpoke]

Any role Satanism might have in D&D is confined to the enemy (unless the player chooses evil, which isn't the norm). So, since this guy is so preoccupied with Satanism, I don't see how his life is much different.

[Nietz]

Heh, my only physical urge is to please my master/mistress. Umu...whenever I have one. If he or she wants to use my physically, I will do my best to fulfill that urge .

Damn it woman, all this submissive and obedient crap is demeaning of you and you will stop right now!
And don't you ever start with that masochist stuff again or Iyou'll force me to go over there and give you a beating until your butt glows red!

[UncertainJakutten]

Heh, my only physical urge is to please my master/mistress. Umu...whenever I have one. If he or she wants to use my physically, I will do my best to fulfill that urge .

Damn it woman, all this submissive and obedient crap is demeaning of you and you will stop right now!
And don't you ever start with that masochist stuff again or Iyou'll force me to go over there and give you a beating until your butt glows red!

Wouldn't the latter be a reward? As for the former, you aren't my master, now are you?

See, meta orders like that don't work. Since you would very unlikely be a master with that take.

[Greyn]

If paladins were created to make religious people happy, the plan failed. The only way D&D would please fundamentalists would be if it stood for "Daisies & Daffodils" and had classes like Boy Scout, Missionary, and Ascetic, where there were no monsters, no one fought, no one died, and the action of the game was like, "OK, you enter the church. What do you do?" - "Why, kneel and pray, of course!" - "Congratulations, that's 1,000,000 God Points. You are now a Level 55 Parishioner."

Ho ho, quite a twist. I was unaware of this. Amazing! I wouldn't mind talking to you more.

And no, I'm not desiring you that way, I just like being able to talk to people who understand the art.

Sure, no problem. My MSN's in the profile.

Introduce and Inquisitor class.

All you do is find people that look at you funny then greet them with a strappado.  How long it takes for them to confess their fabricated sins would obviously vary from person to person.

[Ramus]

If paladins were created to make religious people happy, the plan failed. The only way D&D would please fundamentalists would be if it stood for "Daisies & Daffodils" and had classes like Boy Scout, Missionary, and Ascetic, where there were no monsters, no one fought, no one died, and the action of the game was like, "OK, you enter the church. What do you do?" - "Why, kneel and pray, of course!" - "Congratulations, that's 1,000,000 God Points. You are now a Level 55 Parishioner."

Funny thing, in 4e, they literally based the religions around real life religions (take that as you will) to appease that fundamentalists of all religions.  The Christians weren't happy since that wasn't properly put into the game.

Another fun fact:  About 50% of the people who are in Bible club at my school also are in the DnD club.  Irony, ain't it?

EDIT:  I take that back, there's no irony in there what so ever.  It's just a minority being annoying.

[Tengukami]

Haha, nice.

But...yeah...as is mine. I'm a little shy .

Alright, no problem. I'll be in touch.

[Nobu]

My love is a switch, and I try to be dom for her from time to time, but i'm such a natural submissive at heart. x_x

So yeah.. halloween guys?

[UncertainJakutten]

My love is a switch, and I try to be dom for her from time to time, but i'm such a natural submissive at heart. x_x

So yeah.. halloween guys?

It's too late for that.

[Ramus]

My love is a switch, and I try to be dom for her from time to time, but i'm such a natural submissive at heart. x_x

So yeah.. halloween guys?

Corn candy heaven.    Great stuff.

[Slowpoke]

My love is a switch, and I try to be dom for her from time to time, but i'm such a natural submissive at heart. x_x

So yeah.. halloween guys?

Corn candy heaven.    Great stuff.

I thought I was the only one who liked candy corn.

[Greyn]

My love is a switch, and I try to be dom for her from time to time, but i'm such a natural submissive at heart. x_x

So yeah.. halloween guys?

Corn candy heaven.    Great stuff.

I thought I was the only one who liked candy corn.

You are. >.>

Candy corn tastes terrible.