Author Topic: Sendai Hakurei no Miko: The Chuck Norris of Gensokyo? (Read 10111 times)

Cirnouli K. · « **on:** June 28, 2016, 06:05:16 PM »

So, I had an incredibly dumb idea whilst browsing old internet memes; what if The Former Hakurei Miko, aka Sendai Hakurei no Miku, was Gensokyo's equivalent of Chuck Norris, ala Chuck Norris Jokes in style.

To start us off, here's a re-skinned joke.
'There are no Incidents in Gensokyo. Only a number of places Sendai's visited.'

Discuss? _{Also I hope this is the right place for this. Also, first topic!}

andykhang · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2016, 01:32:27 PM »

"You know why the Faires keep reviving? Sendai don't allowed them to die.."

AzyWng · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2016, 01:36:09 PM »

"Do you know why the Lunarians live on the moon? They're too scared of Sendai Hakurei no Miko."

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2016, 02:53:05 PM »

"You don't lose your power each time you die. Sendai Hakurei no Miko just takes back what she lends you."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2016, 02:55:41 PM »

Sendai Hakurei no Miko throws foo's hella far!

...Did I do this right?

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2016, 03:04:49 PM »

Quote from: Purji Costavis on June 30, 2016, 02:55:41 PM

Sendai Hakurei no Miko throws foo's hella far!

...Did I do this right?

Close enough, my friend.

Close enough.

andykhang · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2016, 05:40:03 PM »

Edited: "Do you know why all the strong youkai are girls? because Sendai ripped their balls off."

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2016, 07:08:17 PM »

"There are no straight girls in Gensokyo. Only a list of youkai Sendai hasn't *pi-chuun~!*ed yet."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2016, 07:20:07 PM »

Yalls, seriously =[

Also: They use paper money in Gensokyo because the Sendai Hakurei no Miko wearin' all the gold around her neck!

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2016, 07:55:09 PM »

Quote from: Purji Costavis on July 01, 2016, 07:20:07 PM

Yalls, seriously =[

Also: They use paper money in Gensokyo because the Sendai Hakurei no Miko wearin' all the gold around her neck!

_{What, am I not allowed to say that kinda stuff?}

the old guy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2016, 07:57:23 PM »

Quote from: Cirnouli K. on July 01, 2016, 07:55:09 PM

_{What, am I not allowed to say that kinda stuff?}

Besides, everyone knows the only straight people in gensokyo are Junko and the Moon Bitches.
Also: The only reason why Sendai hasn't soon up as a boss yet is because ZUN is afraid she'll be impossible to defeat.

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2016, 12:21:29 AM »

"Once Komachi had a near-Sendai experience."

"There's no logic in Gensokyo; only statements that gets Sendai's pass."

"Sendai Hakurei no Miko built the shrine his mother was born in."

"Sendai Hakurei no Miko can break the Spellcard Rules... with her fists."

"Sendai Hakurei no Miko found out that nothing could kill her, so she tracked down nothing and killed it instead."

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2016, 10:29:43 PM »

I love all of these, keep 'em up guys!

"Mima (or Shinki) and Sendai once walked into a Human Village bar. The bar exploded, because the bar could not handle the sheer badassery of the both of them at the same time."

Tengukami · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2016, 10:34:56 PM »

UNDER SENDAI'S BEARD IS ANOTHER FIST

wait no

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2016, 04:51:30 AM »

Huh, lemme try.

"Satori once tried to read Sendai's mind, her brain got overloaded instead."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2016, 08:48:27 AM »

There are no buses in Gensokyo because they don't want to risk being seen as competition to the Sendai Hakurei no Miko's 1982 GMC Custom Van.

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2016, 05:10:33 PM »

It makes me happy to see people enjoying my dumb little concept. Thank you all! c:

"Sendai's breakfast consists of Reimu's donation money, fairies, and Remilia's Scarlet Meister spellcard."

"Sendai Hakurei no Miko doesn't shower. She just steps out into a rain of bullets and dirt falls off of her in fear."

Tengukami · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2016, 06:49:58 PM »

Sendai Hakurei no Miko doesn't focus; she stares at the bullets until they slow down for her.

TableCloth · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2016, 09:59:13 PM »

Sendai Hakurei no Miko doesn't dodge dem bullets; the bullets never even get close to her in the first place.

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2016, 05:04:25 AM »

Yuyuko once tried to invoke her power over death on Sendai Hakurei no Miko... Before realizing that you can't kill a legend.

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2016, 09:47:42 AM »

Night battle!

...wait, wrong Sendai.

PK · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2016, 10:38:09 AM »

Flandre wasn't confined in the SDM for being a threat to others, she purposedly went into hiding from Sendai Hakurei no Miko.

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2016, 11:05:07 AM »

RUMIA HIDES IN THE DARK BECAUSE SENDAI JUST GOT HER FLASHLIGHT. :V

CenturyEgg · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2016, 05:39:29 AM »

Quote from: Cirnouli K. on July 03, 2016, 05:10:33 PM

"Sendai Hakurei no Miko doesn't shower. She just steps out into a rain of bullets and dirt falls off of her in fear."

But friend. This implies the dirt fears bullets more than they fear Sendai

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2016, 02:46:22 PM »

Dirt fears both; it just needs some more convincing.

Boomer · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2016, 03:51:17 PM »

Utsuho wanted more power so that she could hope to be a match for Sendai Hakurei no Miko; she failed to even defeat Reimu.

Cirnouli K. · « **Reply #26 on:** July 07, 2016, 06:27:51 PM »

"SDM used to sit on a mountain. Sendai Hakurei no Miko needed a swimming pool. Henceforth, a lake was punched around the SDM."

NekoNekoRex · « **Reply #27 on:** July 07, 2016, 07:37:31 PM »

The border doesn't exist to keep the outside out, it exists to keep Sendai Hakurei no Miko away from the rest of the world.

andykhang · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2016, 03:27:57 PM »

Sendai doesn't die, she just keep Death as her company and go on a vacation.

Tribow · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2016, 04:51:47 PM »

When Sendai got hit by a bullet, the youkai she was fighting pichuun'd instead.