Touhou Dreams Thread

[Halca]

I HAD THE WEIRDEST AZZ DREAM EVER.......

I was preparing for some unknown convention at a hotel I'd been to once in Atlanta, I was cosplaying as Youmu.  But it was weird because it was the perfect cosplay, I looked fat-faced and ZUN-ish and everything.  My brothers were Dylan and Cole Sprouse and they were going to cosplay as the grim reaper so me and the twins went to the Everglades looking for weapons for our coplays.  I know, it doesn't make sense.  So the grass in the Everglades was MAJORLY tall like waaaay too tall.  I found my sword and the twins quickly found a scythe somehow and they started cutting down the grass like retards.  My grandma was then there for some reason and the twins were like "Can we have this?" and then they impailed her with the scythe.  She was completely uneffected and said "Don't do that."  So when we were done we went through a door that led to my bathroom.  After about a minute kids from my school started pouring in on a field trip.  Some random lady told my (bisexual?) boy-thing friend to say "Hi" to me, but he was like "Um, that's Youmu dude."  So I ran outside and did one of those hardcore Youmu-slashie thingies and the house exploded.  I have dull memories of collecting ashes of the house, then I woke up.

I am effed up to the extreme.

[dustyjo]

Goddammit, I had a bunch of doll-sized touhou girls all to myself, and I never did anything with them ;_;.


Though I did hang Kanako on the wall by that thing on her back  :V

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

I was reading the first Twilight novel, apparently; the mental images it called to mind were nothing like what I've (barely) seen of the movies. Also, the author kept referencing Japanese terminology as if this were some sort of anime fanfic. Then it switched to me as a vampire, though I was the non-sparkling kind -- I was worried because I'd been caught in the sunlight and needed an umbrella to keep me in the shade. I wandered along with the umbrella in a perfectly sunny day, barely drawing any looks as I wandered down the street, past a daycare center with a bunch of kids, etc. until I reached this sort of highway in a wooded area by a lake. There was a large stone cliff at one point on the side of the cliff; for some reason, it had a strange sort of screen on it next to a cave. I directed Flandre Scarlet (who was suddenly accompanying me; I was vaguely aware of the presence of others in the SDM crew) to examine it and the cave, to see if she'd be able to go *through* the screen. She ended up going into the cave insdead, and the screen showed what she was doing inside it. I went inside; the other side of the screen was showing various surreal imageries, with a placid but surreal soundtrack, and she was just lounging around watching the scenes.

[Wordspoken]

Oh, yeah my dream last night. There were lot of things happening, but at one point I was going to school and so was Suwako. Apparently Cirno was her sister and she didn't like when Suwako was going on a date after school.

[Primula]

My Touhou related dream happened the night before last night's. I did the DDR section of the Overdrive song on the piano, one of my friends showed me an album of Touhou characters done in the style of Studio SDT and then I started to point out Koishi, Satori, Cirno, Letty and then we started to say the character's named.

Note that my friend doesn't have an idea about Touhou.

[Hops203]

I once had a dream that I was a blacksmith who fixed a chip in Youmu's sword, straightened Komachi's scythe, and made a fresh set of silver throwing knives for Sakuya.
That's about all I remember, my dreams are always extremely vivid.

[Halca]

Holy crap I had the weirdest dream last night....
So I was in my house (but it was really some weird traditional japanese house) and I walk into a room with one of those japanese table-blanket-bed things and Medicine is there drinking milk straight from the carton.  I suddenly started feeling very sad and angry and I kept yelling at her to stop drinking my milk while crying.  When she drank the whole carton I ran over at her screaming and started strangling her, but she wasn't effected and then shortly after bit my nose off which made me explode.  I woke up and was very unsettled  o_o

[Nine West]

I had this dream last night:

I was in school, and it seemed a pretty normal day... until I got to my World History class. All of a sudden, we were given a test. The test was nothing out of ordinary, that is, until I got to the middle of it, where there was written this question:
"What happened in the summer of Gensokyo?"
My reaction was, "Okaaay..." Then I went on to the next question.
"When did Marisa Kirisame invent her Master Spark?"
I said, "Huh?" and immediately glanced at the next question.
"What is the name of the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine?"
"What?" Being a Touhou fan, I know the answers to most of these question, and I see that no one was complaining, so I decided just to go along with it (the last question was "What did Yumemi Okazaki do in Gensokyo?").

When I returned the paper to my history teacher, I commented, "I didn't know you knew about Touhou." Then I looked at his face, which was saying 'What in the world are you talking about?' And I woke up.

Really, I blame Keine for all this.

[Primula]

I had a dream of Sakuya outside in the snow...

Edit: I remembered Sakuya built and went inside an igloo...

[wailofthebanshee]

I know for sure I've had touhou dreams. The details escape me though.

One was me and my friends (Who don't even know what touhou is) going to some touhou convention or something :V That's all I can remember.

[Arcengal]

There's one thing I don't get about most of these dreams.

How does the brain convert a 2D image into a 3D person?

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Guesswork. And/or by giving you a vague mental image and "telling" you it's Koishi or whoever. (You know how you just know things in dreams without directly seeing it? Yeah, like that.)

[Halca]

There's one thing I don't get about most of these dreams.

How does the brain convert a 2D image into a 3D person?

Well actually I dream in anime most of the time.  It's sort of strange.

[wailofthebanshee]

Yeah uh, dreams don't have to be in 3D you know.

[Arcengal]

My dreams are all first person, and they don't look anything like Castle Wolfenstein, so I'd say they were 3d.

[dustyjo]

I have sometimes have dreams that are in 3rd person, and ones where I'm not in it.

Is this strange?

[Arcengal]

I was having a dream this morning about something totally unrelated to Touhou, when suddenly Necrofantasia (dBu remix) started up and Yukari gapped in, telling me I needed to get up or I'd be late for work. She was right: I had about 10 minutes to get up and out to catch my train.

And no, Necrofantasia is not my alarm tune. Evening Star is one of them, but I was using Native Faith at the time, and it had gone off already. 0_0;

[Slacker]

Last night I had a dream, I don't know if it counts as a touhou dream.

I was dreaming that I was with a complete new touhou cast, unfortunately that is all I can seem to remember.

[Legacy|iB]

A few weeks ago, I had something of a Touhou related dream. I can't recall all the details, but there were some parts I can.

In my dream, I was terrified, alone, and was hiding in a closet for some reason. I believe I was being chased by somebody, but I can't remember who. Suddenly, the door opens and it's Reimu. She was about to leave, but then I went, "Please don't leave me" in a very distressed voice. I then grab her by the shoulders and pull her in. She ended up underneath me in a very awkward and compromising position - you know...that kind of position.

I then woke up, just as a sick and horrible thought had crossed my mind. Now that I look back on it, I don't know whether it's a good or bad thing that I have yet to succeed with lucid dreaming.

[Lucarius]

I daydream about Touhou whenever I'm bored. It's become some psychological barrier from boredom. It blends my own philosophy about this world and the natural laws behind 霊力 to create fantasy plot structures. They're really fascinating. I wish I could write or draw, but I can't really do either.

I didn't write anything about the dreams did I. =_=

[shinyjam]

I was having a dream this morning about something totally unrelated to Touhou, when suddenly Necrofantasia (dBu remix) started up and Yukari gapped in, telling me I needed to get up or I'd be late for work.

Damn...Yukari wake up service, always wake you up.

[Peachems]

Too bad I never remember my dreams....

[KomeijiKoishi]

I had a really fucked up dream. The only things I remember are that I heard Hartmann's Youkai Girl, I threw sand at mooses (I guess that this was supposed to be "danmaku") and Toot from Drawn Together appeared.

I should stop watching TV after 11 pm...

[DarkHedge]

I had such an odd dream. I was walking in some place that called itself a church, but it looked more like a gym than a real church. But there were people praying here and there... And so, I was searching for someone, and walked a bit around until I find a small office. There, a priest was working at something, his head concentrated on his papers. There are large windows behind me. As I stood up in front of the desk, saying nothing and waiting for him to notice me, he finally looked up. Then, his eyes revolted in fear, his pupils diminished in size by at least half, and he was looking at me, trying to move back, with an intense expression of FEAR.

And I didn't know why. I was looking at him with a neutral, interrogative expression (or so I thought), until the man started talking. He said something in the likes of this:
"No, please! Forgive me! Forgive me!"

I was really asking myself what he was talking about until I realized I was starting to float upwards in the air. And as I did, my shadow rose on the wall the priest was leaned against. That's when I realized this shadow was displaying six large wings I started to be scared of myself. And the priest, upon seeing I was up in the air like that:
"Please, Sariel! Forgive me! Forgive me!!"

Oh shit. I became an archangel of death in my very own dream. When I... ended in understanding he called me Sariel, I woke up. "Oh shit.", I said.

Sariel is now officially my personal archangel. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Slowpoke]

I dreamed I was playing some fanmade Touhou game with Yuyuko as the final boss. The cover art was a shot of Yuyuko's boobs from below.

I wonder why I dreamed of Yuyuko when Cirno was on my mind all day.

[Toasty]

I ended up accidentally getting gapped to gensyoko. Learned magic from marisa. Bullied yukari into making me an all powerfull youkai sage. Proceeded to rule gensyoko. Got killed by cirno. Healed and gapped back to the real world. Dream end.

Also, alice stared at me....as in, glared. Alot. it was creepy.

[Rikter]

The most recent Touhou Related dream I can recall involved me browsing this forum. Another involved the release of a game starring Reisen as the main character. It was a First Person Turn Based Strategy game. At least thats what the description said for it.

[Slaves]

last night i had a dream that Nue came into my house and ate my noodles.

that was it.

probably revenge for me finally defeating her.

[Bananamatic]

I've had a dream that I was on a school trip.....but everyone except me was a touhou.
And then I've had fun time with Satori :V

Maybe I should play until 5 AM again.....never had anything else like this.

[P♂ zeal]

I had a dream in which I was alice, and I was at my school, and everyone else was a touhou character.
Everyone was talking about how aya's birthday was coming soon, and I had resolved to make her a doll that looked like her as a gift.
However, walking down the hall I heard crying near the nurse's office and I looked in and the nurse (eirin) was tending to Aya. She had a camera set up nearby and was sobbing loudly.
Eirin told me that Aya was dying and wanted to record her very last spellcard launch so that she'd be remembered later in life.
I started sobbing and told aya she wouldn't be forgotten and that I'd make dolls of her and use them to remind people that she existed.
Then I woke up.
Crying of course.