>Put rockets on the moon where the Lunar Capital is, and send it off into the centre of the galaxy
>Stop being Seija
>Repeat above if fail
6-1=5: Yes, yes a wonderful idea. You place rockets on Gensokyo's usual moon, and send it off to the center of the galaxy. That deals with those lunarians.
3-1=2: You can't stop being Seija just yet.
4-1=3: You stop being Seija. But that leaves the question of; who are you?
>Forcefully activate spellcard rules on the moon
>Assign the Moriya trio sit inside the mansion and be the incident masterminds
>ACTIVATE MANSION DEFENSES
6: Spell card rules have been enforced upon both the real moon and the moon you're on.
2: "Hey, we've already been blamed for enough incidents back in Gensokyo." Sanae complains.
2: The defenses fail to activate. They must not be in range. Speaking of being in range, you can already see soldiers approaching from afar.
Profit !
>While everybody is fixing the Barrier, keep guard for any troublemakers, especially for a certain someone that messed with the shrine.
>Retry if failed.
>Pet Chen.
>Magically pull out some money out of your pocket and put half of it in Reimu's donation box, that should relieve her a bit.
And if there really is an incident, you bet it's gonna have the best magician to solve it, ze.
4+1=5: You keep guard against anyone trying to do anything against the barrier or those fixing it. They'll have to go through you before they can touch it.
1+1=2: Ran interrupts, thanking you for the help, but saying that she doesn't really feel comfortable letting
you pet Chen. (Well, you
are Marisa...)
2+1=3: You pull out a few coins from your pocket and tell Reimu that you want to donate to her shrine. She pulls a small offertory box from her sleeves and you place the coins inside.
"Yea yea,
Thank you for your generous donation. I would ask what you're trying to pull this time Marisa, but there's no time for that. Now please excuse us, we still have to finish this."
Despite sounding like she didn't care, you think that Reimu is a bit happier than before.
> "Hm yep. That went precisely as planned, and I totally planned that." With the party clearly at a much better level of entertainment, take to the partying!
> Oh also, acknowledge the four bodied souls. They've been here this whole time, haven't they? Or at least two of them have been; the other two followed you the whole way here wordlessly.
3: You commence the partying. Watching puppet shows with Bandage Girl, seeing Dio try to communicate with the dolls- actually, the party still seems very incomplete. The dolls do make it more lively, but there isn't enough diversity. It
is a party, but it could be even better...
6: The two bodied souls were watching you and Alice solve the puzzles. You do notice that they seem down and haven't been partying as much as everyone else here.
>Reset gamestate to start of turn 1, but everyone can bring one worldly possession with them on this trip
2:
. Nothing happened.
>Slap DNAbc. Regardless of how physically impossible it is to do so from my current position. Reach across the space-time continuum if I have to.
If his action was successful:
>Undo it.
>Repeat if failed.
else:
>Try to find a quest idea through more reading!
>Watch Patchy open Meen's book.
1: You end up slapping yourself. It hurts...a lot...I-Is that blood?
(You're dying. Will recover in 3 turns. If you're attacked or roll a 3 or lower before then, you'll die.)4: You scan the library for an interesting book. One sparks your interest successfully. It seems to be in Patchouli's own handwriting. It's marked up as well.
"
"The loner magician came for another visit today." just kidding 
"The loner magician came for another visit today. That doll accompanied her as usual, and she brought a tea set
(The tea is enjoyable and likely made well. It's different from the kind the dog makes.) and
that grimoire as well. This is
xth time she's brought the grimoire, and trying to figure out what's in it is getting on my nerves. Why does she not open it? It clearly appears sealed. I've had enough waiting. Koakuma will retrieve the grimoire and the blame will be set upon the
black-white.
(Although I say that, waiting until the right moment is still required.)"
2: You look over to Patchouli to see that she's holding the book, and begin watching enthusiastically.
"...This isn't one of my books, but it feels filled with magic. Koakuma!" Patchouli snaps
"Y-Yes Patchy-
I-I mean Lady Patchouli!"
"Set this magic book with the rest similar to it."
Koakuma grabs the book and carries it off to a distant bookshelf
"That reminds me." Patchouli walks over and addresses you. "Why are you here?"
Sakuya begins to clean the mess made by the Mansion moving aro- and she's done. She asks you the same question.
Flandre is following Koakuma, much to the latter's dismay.
Should probably go for a larger market instead.
> Start by opening a stall in the Human Village to get the word out about the wine.
3: You open a stall in the Human Village. No customers yet...Oh, here's one, it's that night sparrow!
"Hey, you aren't trying to take my customers are you?"
You wonder why she would think that when there are more stores in the village, before you realize that you've set up directly on the other side of the path from her lamprey stand.
>Steal the Hakurei Barrier and put it in my pocket(s). Break it into smaller chunks if needed.
>Repeat until success.
>If possible, walk away like nothing happened.
4+1=5: You get right in front of the barrier and prepare to steal it, but you are intercepted by Marisa! Roll to Dodge!
Mr. Jovial: 4+1=5: You graze all the shots she takes at you.
(+1)1+1=2: You're too worn out from dodging to try and defeat Marisa right now.
1+1=2: Marisa continues to glare you down, as if she would stop at nothing in order to defend this barrier.
> Tell Reimu that we are all in a game of RTD and prove it by showing her the log of all the past posts with Yukari's name circled each time.
> Make all of Gensokyo the new arena so we can get the arena rules back again.
5: "Never heard of such a game and I don't get it's concepts. If all of this is true though, I'll have to talk with Yukari after this is done."
4: Gensokyo becomes the next Arena, and the bs rules such as items affecting rolls, Satan, and other things will return starting next turn.
The items themselves haven't though...
Screw that, YOLO!
>Possess Reimu
As Reimu:
>Tell Yukari that i love her
> And then do a dance!
> And then find DNAbc and beat the crap out of him.
6: You try to possess Reimu. It works at first, but you're in a seasoned shrine maiden's body, and things look like they're going to go bad really quic-
Roll to Dodge!Old Guy: 3: You can't seem to maintain control over her body.
(-1)6: You tell Yukari that you love her. Yukari looks slightly puzzled and asks if something's wrong.
Reimu's body continues to try and reject you.
Roll to Dodge!Old Guy: 3: H-Hot!! Something's burning you intensely!
(-1. Total: -2)4: You do a dance in midair.
"Reimu, focus on the barrier." Yukari reminds Reimu.
It doesn't seem like Reimu's going to quit.
Roll to Dodge!Old Guy: 2: It feels like you're being pelted by hundreds of Yin-Yang orbs!
You are Dying!>Resist urge to put on spoopy mask to scare Letty with.
>Make a spoopy snow sculpture of someone else instead.
4: You resist the urge successfully.
6: You make a spoopy snow sculpture of Evill Nazgul/Azazel. It's absolutely terrifying.
Roll to Dodge!Hope Metal: 6: You destroy the sculpture in fear. Jeez, you almost had a heart attack. Letty seems to be okay, but she's shaken too.
>
>"NONONONONONO MY PUZZLES ARE NOT FOR CHEATING OR REARRANGING WITHOUT MY PERMISSION YOU STOP THAT!" Into an intercom system, preferably.
>Madly mash buttons to make sure Yukari has a more difficult time and replace those cameras! Or just stop her in her tracks, whichever comes first.
>Find the Gap-Destabilizer button and mash it repeatedly until it works!
>"Um...The rest of you, have fun in the Puzzle Arena~!"
The child-like Yukari stops in place and gaps something in as you speak. After a short while, she holds a tape recorder to the camera.
"NONONONONONO MY PUZZLES ARE-FOR CHEATING OR REARRANGING WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"
You hear your voice shout back at you. Yukari giggles and continuously replays the last few words, leading to a repetition of the annoying: "STOP- YOU YOU YOU STOP- YOU YOU YOU STOP- YOU YOU YOU STOP YOU..."
She suddenly drops the tape recorder and looks down. You think you see her tearing up. But why?
"Y-Yuyuko."
Daiyousei, Young-Alice, and the Meiling-like character are all talking about the first room. They haven't started to solve it yet.
"Well, that rules out flying." Daiyousei says.
"But flying isn't cheating, right?"
"Not sure Orange, but they didn't put any rules in the first place besides that rearranging one." Alice says.
"I guess so..." Both Daiyousei and Orange agree.
4: She seems to be stopped for now... But you also replace the cameras.
5: You deploy a field over the maze room so Yukari can't use her gaps.
You are bonked on the head with something.
"Fool! You have not been listening at all, have you? Ignoring even the most trivial of aspects can spell disaster."
It seems Excalibur will go on a rant again, and you don't think you can ignore him while he's smacking you with that cane.
>Okay, okay - Initiate Emergency Backup Barrier Restoration Program.
>Target the last person to mess up the barrier with Kogasa-Yuuka Hybrid Surprise.
5: You immediately restore the barrier to better than it's been before. Now, about Reimu suddenly stopping in the middle of fixing it...
2: Yuuka complains that she doesn't want to give Marisa more ideas based on her techniques.
You hear arguing inside the circus.
Locations:
Hakurei Border; Starlighthawk/Marisa, Hating Hater, Mr Jovial, Old Guy/Zombie Ghost,
Hakurei Border; Traveling Bamboo Forest/Circus (of the lost): qMyon/Umbrellarella
Wrong-Moon Mansion: LaserTurtle
Youkai Mountain; Bottom: Hope Metal
Misty Lake: Zero Breaker
Human Village: Kasu, DNAbc
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Library: EvilNazgul/Azazel
Puzzle-ridden Arena; Victory Room: Unmatched Sock, Patorikku
Bonuses:
+1: Mr Jovial
-2: Old Guy/Zombie Ghost
Dying/Dead:
Dying: Evil Nazgul (3 turns left), Old Guy (3 turns left)
Status:
Kasu/Nature-related God: Self-Chilled Wine products.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Reisen, Past Satori, B-R-E-W-T-H-M/Homura, Fairies who have mastered calculus, I. M. Meen.
Old Guy/Zombie Ghost: Trying to Possess Reimu.
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls, Endogeny, Dio.
Patorikku: 2 blue bodied souls, Alice.
LaserTurtle: Soushiko (Human Village), Legendary Hero, Cirno, Nitori, Kanako, Suwako, Sanae.
qMyon/Umbrellarella: Umbrellarella entities (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Eientei's Residents (Kaguya, Eirin, Tewi), Mokou.
Mr. Jovial: Nothing else mentionable...
Hating Hater: Flandre (SDM), Moge-Ko, 8 Mogekos, Komachi, Tenshi-mobile.
Hope Metal/Cirno?: Tembot, Letty.
Zero Breaker: Super Tengen Toppa Hisoutensoku.
