>Obtain magical time-manipulating hourglass using pentagram.
>If that action fails, try again as needed.
>If a 3 is rolled, use remaining actions (if any), to attempt to correct whatever flaw that happens.
4: You obtain a time-manipulating hourglass.
Hourglass: Is everything slower, or are you faster? Grants an extra action and extends the dying timer by 1.Poniko moves around a bit.
Clank is contemplating pushing the button under the speaker labeled "Press if Alice."
> This time, shove a Mogeko like I did earlier into Koishi's corpse.
> Pat Okuu's head for a job well done.
> Signify this place as my new home by moving a couch inside.
5: You glance over to the Mogekos, already stricken with fear of what you did earlier. You quickly grab hold of one and head to Koishi's corpse. The Mogeko stares straight at you with a blank expression, before you shove it into Koishi's corpse. Satori immediately begins vomiting.
"That creature was inside me!?" After a few seconds, Koishi coughs up a Mogeko tail and sits up, before yawning.
(+1) 10 Mogekos Left.2: You pat Okuu's head. Satori chastises you. "I'm thankful for what you've done, but refrain from petting them without permission."
(-1. Total: 0)5: You have your Mogekos bring a couch in here. They quickly do so without hesitation.
(+1. Total: +1)Moge-ko immediately sits on the couch. Flandre follows shortly. The Mogekos hide behind the couch.
How can you slay that which is the avatar of death itself?
>Reject my death
(6+1=7): 1+1=2: You revive and try to reject the idea of death dying. You then remember, that this is
Gensokyo.
(-1)Your followers dub this the fifth coming, or is it the fourth? They've forgotten.
> Ehm. Okay. Maybe it's best not to let them do whatever it is they're doing. Determine first and foremost what they're doing.
> Proceed to find them in order to best prevent what they're doing.
> Prevent what they're doing.
> Should any action in the sequence preceeding the third fail, then just throw your hands up in the air, exclaim loudly, "MAN, I don't even KNOW how a fairy's supposed to end the world!" and then proceed to repeat the failed action as is necessary.
> If the bodied souls at any point want to take a gander at it, let them do so, unless it demands one of your three actions, in which case, let them continue their chilling.
5: You deduce, that by Cirno saying she wanted it "to be awesome" and the word "Barrier" as well as the map they had, link to them having business with the Hakurei Barrier.
(+1)3: You make an educated guess that they're still at Misty Lake with you right now. They couldn't have gotten far while huddled together, right?
6: You shoot fire at the place they were before they disappeared and the pathway to the Forest of Magic.
Rolling...4: The fire hits nothing. They must've been too smart to stand in one place or leave directly.
The two bodied souls are looking around for something invisible. Not too wise on their part.
>Let the fairies do their job.
>Head on over to the human village.
"Eh, it's up to the fairies now." You say.
4: You head to the Human Village safely.
....
>Save the world with the power of AIDORU
(aka summon all 765 girls and sing to save the timeline)
>Then re-brainwash the idolist followers and haters underground colony and all the touhous to have them worship the best religion, across timelines, again.
>repeat if failed
5+1=6: Your timeline is saved and occupied by every Idol.
You are no longer Dying.1+1=2: You contemplate how this would work.
(-1)2+1=3: You are successful in re-informing everyone in Gensokyo about Idolism once more, but it's ultimately their choice to worship it or not.
The Idols are still singing.
>Meet up with the other group
>Relaxing music
E. Reimu:
>Patrol the area for those fairies
E. Yuuka:
>Do the same as E. Reimu
5: You accompany Unmatched Sock and Patorikku's group.
(+1)3: You play some relaxing music. It's not as good as you usually do, but it's decent.
E. Reimu: 2+1=3: E. Reimu patrols lazily. It's still a clone of Reimu, after all.
E. Yuuka: 1-1=0: E. Yuuka doesn't do anything. She's too busy enjoying electricitea.
>Barrier with a hole in it to the outside. That's foreboding. Teleport (with Soushiko's assistance if necessary) to Reimu and tell her about it.
>Y'know what why not tell Yukari about it also. She's in the picture after all.
>Use the powers of jumping to conclusions and bat-logic to deduce where the hole is.
5: You teleport to Reimu's shrine somehow. It's a faster way of travel, but it could be fatal if failed.
(+1) You inform Reimu of the Hakurei Barrier being in trouble.
"Right. I feel like these new contestants could cause something like that to happen. I'm coming with you."
2: You teleport Reimu and yourself to the section of the Hakurei Barrier Yukari was at. You almost teleport into the ground though. That was close.
(-1. Total: 0)6: You scan the barrier for holes. It looks thin, but there's none to be found. You
were just reading the clothes of a book Youkai, so maybe it was the past, or possibly the future. Heck, it could've been a different, completely irrelevant timeline or something that didn't exist.
> Fix literally everything with the power of sunflower seeds.
3: You don't fix everything, but you do fix up the Human Village for Keine. You ran out of sunflower seeds though.
>That...was a lot cooler than I expected from Excalibur!
>Step past Pat and point heroically at where the Fairies were/are (mind-reading, so I should know where they are) and say "Scoundrels! You are the cause of some sort of disaster, so reveal your plans and your punishment shall be less severe!" Let's see where a bit of confidence will get me.
>Make sure there are no incoming reinforcements. That might not be good.
5: You look for minds to read and point directly next to the spot Patorikku shot flames at and shout there.
(+1) You can tell a conversation going on from the thoughts in their minds.
"-Should stop now before it gets worse. Mercy-" one mind thinks.
"-Fight-" Another one thinks.
"-Run-" two minds display.
"-Bluffing. Run.-"
"-Team ⑨. Hideout.-" The first mind thinks something different.
Eventually, you can't read the minds at that spot anymore. Seems like they might be moving.
5: You look around for other fairies. There's a few, but they aren't paying your group any attention. They actually seem to be enjoying Failure's music.
(+1. Total: +2)The glow and your wings fade away.
Wow, I can't believe that worked.
>Umbrellarella sounds good. Let's keep it that way while the fusion lasts.
>Heal the world, make it a better place.......
>And if that doesn't work, use the power of YOUKAI MOE to bend reality and get Yukari to complete us.
3: You heal the world. You only manage to reform the stands of the Arena.
6: You use your YOUKAI MOE to bring Yukari to fuse with you. It's Yukari 2 though. She was enjoying breakfast at the Yakumo household. She's pretty upset, but fuses with you anyways. You begin to change further. Your hair grows long and red ribbons appear, tied at the ends Remilia's cap with a flower on it gains a ribbon, similar to Yukari's hat. This seems to be the peak of your transformation at the time. Voices begin to flow through your head.
"This umbrella isn't very charismatic...""Hey, I heard that!""I would have to agree. It is childish looking.""Oh, we can hear each other now? Forget what I said about the slow thing Yuuka. Hey, qMyon, where's Sakuya? I've been trying to ask you for the past few minutes but it seems I could only do so now.""I can't gap out huh. Well, let's see if I can still do anything."The Umbrella's mouth disappears. The eye has been replaced with that of a Gap. The inside of the Umbrella also seems to only hold gaps. Your body moves to sip some tea.
"Hey, can I do that too?""There's a few positives and negatives to this it seems... I'm not invincible anymore because I'm not me, but we should be able to act much more efficiently. This post is also getting uncomfortably long, so wait till the next one for something like that.You can now shift focus between each of the characters in your fusion.> Mesmerize everyone with my and Clownpiece's juggling skills.
4: You and Clownpiece juggle. It's surprisingly good.
>Pretend to be a worm.
>Pretend to be an owl.
>Eat a pinecone.
(2): Currently Deceased. (Roll 3 or more to revive)
(5): 4: You revive And pretend to be an owl.
5: You consume a pinecone. It's good..?
(+1)"No! Tembot only want TemFlakes." You hear your armor let out a voice.
>Conjure an Aegis of the Immortal. (If roll is below 4, try again once)
>Go through the hole in the Hakurei Barrier and turn towards Yukari's gap. "Well, the 'game' certainly doesn't seems to be under your control anymore..."
>If there is a leftover action, try to upgrade t-shirt again.
>If there is (somehow) another leftover action, start preparing the Gensokyo-sized magical spell for the next turn.
3: You create a normal shield.
2: The shield cracks and you cut yourself.
(-1)Although the Hakurei Barrier isn't as thick as it used to be, there is no hole in it. Where did such a conclusion arise from...
4: You upgrade the shirt.
Welcome ♥ Hell Shirt and Skirt: The inclusion of a skirt makes it more fashionaaabluh...? Allows actions within Hell. (Can still act while dead and reviving, but still can't leave until revived.)Renko questions your new fashion sense.
Well that turn was a complete bust. I didn't want to go this far up, I didn't want to save anyone and I didn't manage to even hit anyone. And oops, didn't even know hater wasn't killing. Since when is stabbing people with arrows good for them :<
>Complain about getting screwed over by scripted events.
>Use manipulation of nothing to change the spear into a cloak that prevents people seeing me.
>Use remaining nothing to create a very sharp knife.
>Head back down the hole but stop just before entering the palace and make sure invisibility antics are working.
Your nothing Knife begins to fade in and out. It might disappear for real, soon. You can't really have nothing if you have something else in your items.
-⑨: How could you... Go read more of Jojo's bizarre adventure.1: The spear changes into a something cloak that allows everyone to see you.
4: You use the rest for a nothing knife. A sharp one at that.
2: You head into the hole. You trip.
(-1) It is sort of dark, save for the casinos.
>Say hi to Meiling.
>Say hi to Sayaka.
> Kill Kyubey!
You don't see Meiling anywhere around the outside of the Mansion.
Sakuya isn't outside of the mansion.
4: You decide to kill Kyubey.
Kyubey must Roll to Dodge!1: You kill Kyubey with firebending. His body is roasted. In what seems like an instant, another Kyubey strolls from around the gate, and consumes the old one's body.
Kyubey: 6: Kyubey tries something.
You must Roll to Dodge!6: You pull out Chekhov's gun and fire quickly before he can do anything.
Kyubey must Roll to Dodge!1: Kyubey is killed once again. Chekhov's gun disintegrates into nothing.
... Poof*
You look up to see Kyubey's body fade away, as well as Sayaka's magical girl uniform. She, now has on her normal school outfit.
"Huh?" Sayaka says in surprise. "Where's my sword and outfit?"
Events:
Chekhov's gun has done an important thing. It can now appear again.
The cheese has stopped falling.
EX!Keine has returned to being Keine.
The Lamb, having not found it's target inside of EvilNazgul/Azazel, re-appears in the Pure Pacifist Pentagram.
Orin hands Satori and Koishi a drink and a meal.
Yukari and Reimu are talking about apparent threats to the barrier.
Locations: "The moon descends out of view. It should be morning soon."
Hakurei Barrier: Yukari, Reimu, LaserTurtle, Empty Giant Robot
DNAbc Timeline: DNAbc, Idols
Outside World: Searinox/Maribel, Renko
Arena: PX/Death, 4k Idolist Followers (PX), HopeMetal, qMyon/Umbrellarella, Raikaria/Sekibanki, Hecatia, Clownpiece,
Arena/Pure Pacifist Pentagram: EvilNazgul/Azazel, Clank, The Lamb, Poniko
Human Village: Keine, Akyuu, Soushiko, Kasu, Username
Misty Lake: Unmatched Sock, Excalibur, Patorikku, 4 Bodied Souls, Miki Sayaka, Failure, Reimu Clone (Failure), Yuuka Clone (Failure),
Palace of Earth Spirits: Hating Hater, Moge-Ko, Flandre, 10 Mogekos, Satori, Okuu, Orin, Koishi
Underground Civilization: Mr. Jovial
Bonuses for next possible rolls:
+1: Hating Hater, Patorikku, HopeMetal, Failure, Cirno, The Moon, Okuu
+2: Unmatched Sock
-1: PX/Death, DNAbc, Searinox/Maribel, Mr Jovial, Koishi
Status:
Kasu: Chlorophyll injection ability, Ability to control basic plants
EvilNazgul/Azazel Chaos Card, Pink Homing Laser Ring, Double Shot, The Lamb, Clank, Poniko, Hourglass
Failure: Pure Electric Ensemble, Yuuka Clone, Reimu Clone
Old Guy/Avatar: Nothing else mentionable.
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, Telepathic, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls
Patorikku: Large flaming red Trident, Welcome Hell cape, Necromancy?, Fire magic, 2 (dark blue) bodied souls
LaserTurtle: Soushiko (Human Village), Negate Attack Card, Spell Bomb
Username: Giant Robot (Hakurei Barrier)
DNAbc: Nothing else mentionable
qMyon/Umbrellarella: a full Teacup, Umbrella, Umbrella-fu, Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2
PX/Death: 4k Idolist Followers, Cooler looking Scythe
Searinox/Maribel: Welcome♥Hell Shirt and Skirt, Sumireko doll v2, Compensation (2).
Raikaria/Sekibanki: 5 heads, Welcome Hell Shirt, Hecatia, Clownpiece
Mr. Jovial: Sharp Nothing Knife, Something(un-invisibility) Cloak
Hating Hater: Flandre, Moge-Ko, 10 Mogekos, Fully Functional(?) Mogeko generator
HopeMetal: Tembot Armor, Desk Utensils, Anti-Cheese Wheel