Author Topic: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 41490 times)

Kilgamayan

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #810 on: November 22, 2015, 11:28:36 PM »
> Is our sword at the ready?
> Does it seem to want to bite us in half, like last time?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #811 on: November 22, 2015, 11:32:45 PM »
> Is our sword at the ready?
> Does it seem to want to bite us in half, like last time?

>As ready as you want it to be.
>It seems so, or perhaps it is simply looking to snap you up.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #812 on: November 23, 2015, 01:26:55 AM »
> Is it actually large enough to do that?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #813 on: November 23, 2015, 02:41:22 AM »
> Is it actually large enough to do that?

>Perhaps not, but it is large enough to make a good try of it.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #814 on: November 23, 2015, 03:03:39 AM »
> Keep heading up, and tilt forward a bit as well to add some curve to our flight path away from the behemoth.
> Leave some more explodey bullets in our flight path's wake.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #815 on: November 23, 2015, 04:02:39 AM »
> Keep heading up, and tilt forward a bit as well to add some curve to our flight path away from the behemoth.
> Leave some more explodey bullets in our flight path's wake.

>You try to move faster than the behemoth, and it simply doesn't work out at all, as it rapidly closes the distance between you!
>you curve to the side, and it is just enough to save you from it's jaws, but the behemoth passes so close by that you can all but feel its scales against you as you lose control of your flight again! You tumble, having no idea which side is up or which way you're going.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #816 on: November 23, 2015, 04:39:20 AM »
> Couldn't even get those explodey bullets off, huh? Blast it...
> Take the time to get ourselves re-oriented with reality.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #817 on: November 23, 2015, 05:02:47 AM »
> Couldn't even get those explodey bullets off, huh? Blast it...
> Take the time to get ourselves re-oriented with reality.

>It takes a moment, but you think you're being pulled upward right now. You can dimly here someone, maybe Futo, shouting for you from below. You're aware that the behemoth is passing, and its wings are likely to be an issue again.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #818 on: November 23, 2015, 05:06:33 AM »
> Can we see them coming?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #819 on: November 23, 2015, 05:26:07 AM »
> Can we see them coming?

>Not immediately, but you are kind of flopping through the air at the moment.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #820 on: November 23, 2015, 05:35:15 AM »
> In which hand is our sword?
> On which side is the behemoth passing?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #821 on: November 23, 2015, 07:16:05 AM »
> In which hand is our sword?
> On which side is the behemoth passing?

>It is in your right hand, and the behemoth is to your left.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #822 on: November 23, 2015, 07:18:44 AM »
> Look down.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #823 on: November 23, 2015, 07:36:05 AM »
> Look down.

>Looking downward, you see the behemoth's wing coming toward you.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #824 on: November 23, 2015, 07:46:26 AM »
> Would it hit us in the face, chest, stomach, or legs at its current angle?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #825 on: November 23, 2015, 07:54:32 AM »
> Would it hit us in the face, chest, stomach, or legs at its current angle?

>Around your midriff, but this could change depending on how you are thrown about.

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #826 on: November 23, 2015, 11:56:19 AM »
> How much longer do we have before collision?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #827 on: November 23, 2015, 06:36:48 PM »
> How much longer do we have before collision?

>No more than a couple seconds, you think.

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #828 on: November 23, 2015, 10:17:58 PM »
> Take a second to get a two-handed grip on our sword.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #829 on: November 23, 2015, 11:16:18 PM »
> Take a second to get a two-handed grip on our sword.

>You do so, nearly losing it altogether.

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #830 on: November 24, 2015, 12:52:59 AM »
> Take a downward overhead slice of a hack at the incoming wing!
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #831 on: November 24, 2015, 01:19:09 AM »
> Take a downward overhead slice of a hack at the incoming wing!

>You are not sure you can effecitvely raise your blade, being thrown around as you are.

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #832 on: November 24, 2015, 02:08:34 PM »
> Could we do an upward underhand vertical slice instead, then?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #833 on: November 24, 2015, 06:46:18 PM »
> Could we do an upward underhand vertical slice instead, then?

>Unlikely. Centripetal force is not exactly being your friend right now.

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #834 on: November 25, 2015, 02:44:00 AM »
> Given what we have experienced so far, is this thing moving so fast that it would be physically dangerous for us to try to grab ahold of it?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #835 on: November 25, 2015, 02:50:06 AM »
> Given what we have experienced so far, is this thing moving so fast that it would be physically dangerous for us to try to grab ahold of it?

>You would want to take special precautions, at least. And do everything you can to minimize the differences in speed.

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #836 on: November 25, 2015, 03:43:47 AM »
> And how much control do we have over our movement right now?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #837 on: November 25, 2015, 05:21:12 AM »
> And how much control do we have over our movement right now?

>You've not exerted much, it it will take quite a bit of exertion to move how you want, caught in the force of the behemoth's passage as you are.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #838 on: November 25, 2015, 05:36:02 AM »
> Push ourselves forward (as opposed to up or down).
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest XI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #839 on: November 25, 2015, 08:06:03 AM »
> Push ourselves forward (as opposed to up or down).

>You move forward. This is a little tricky, as what is forward keeps changing, but you feel some motion is happening!

>_