Author Topic: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 43739 times)

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #180 on: March 11, 2015, 03:55:37 AM »
> "What what?"

>"What you were just talking about," says Nue. "Performance?"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #181 on: March 11, 2015, 03:57:27 AM »
> "Ah. Yuyuko-sama has written a play, and it is to be performed in the human village at some point in the relatively near future."
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
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[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #182 on: March 11, 2015, 05:04:15 AM »
> "Ah. Yuyuko-sama has written a play, and it is to be performed in the human village at some point in the relatively near future."

>"And you're saying Hijiri is gonna be in it?" says Nue.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #183 on: March 11, 2015, 10:55:05 AM »
> "I will need to go back to her and confirm, now that I have talked to more potential actresses. But she was strongly considering it, yes."
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #184 on: March 11, 2015, 02:47:02 PM »
> "I will need to go back to her and confirm, now that I have talked to more potential actresses. But she was strongly considering it, yes."

>"Didn't know she had it in her," Nue says.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #185 on: March 11, 2015, 03:08:20 PM »
> "I hope it will not be a problem if she confirms her participation?"
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #186 on: March 11, 2015, 03:38:44 PM »
> "I hope it will not be a problem if she confirms her participation?"

>"I don't...think so," says Nue. "Just didn't think the old girl was an actor."

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #187 on: March 11, 2015, 04:06:42 PM »
> Sip.
> "I think there is an argument to be made that diplomatic leaders make some of the finest actresses."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #188 on: March 11, 2015, 04:45:40 PM »
> Sip.
> "I think there is an argument to be made that diplomatic leaders make some of the finest actresses."

>"Heh. There's no acting in Hijiri, I'll tell you that much," says Nue.
>"Two skewers ready!" calls a voice from the back.
>"Gimme a minute to serve these," says Nue, as she loads up a tray, "And I'll have these right out to you."
>The youkai leaves to do just that. An oni sitting near you, a small one  with horns like a bull, glances at you and says, "Oy, you lookin' to put them swords to work?"

>_

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #189 on: March 11, 2015, 04:48:16 PM »
> Turn to the oni.
> "Perhaps, if it does not interfere with my duties to my mistress. What kind of work?"
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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #190 on: March 11, 2015, 05:06:38 PM »
> Turn to the oni.
> "Perhaps, if it does not interfere with my duties to my mistress. What kind of work?"

>"I was jus' thinkin'," the oni says, "I know someone who wouldn't mind seein' if you could use 'em proper."

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #191 on: March 11, 2015, 05:13:30 PM »
> Nod.
> "Is this as a demonstration, or is someone causing trouble?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #192 on: March 11, 2015, 07:13:51 PM »
> Nod.
> "Is this as a demonstration, or is someone causing trouble?"

>"I mean seein' if you can do anything with 'em against her," says the oni.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #193 on: March 11, 2015, 07:23:26 PM »
> "Ah, a sparring session. I believe I could do this, yes."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #194 on: March 11, 2015, 07:38:25 PM »
> "Ah, a sparring session. I believe I could do this, yes."

>"I can get you started," says the oni. "If'n that's what you're lookin' for."

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #195 on: March 11, 2015, 08:27:40 PM »
> Nod.
> "That would be appreciated, if you are willing to wait until after I have had my meal."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #196 on: March 11, 2015, 08:45:47 PM »
> Nod.
> "That would be appreciated, if you are willing to wait until after I have had my meal."

>"Might be that I can get it set up while you're havin' lunch," says the oni, giving a toothy grin.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #197 on: March 11, 2015, 10:56:11 PM »
> "Oh, that would be most convenient if you could."
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #198 on: March 11, 2015, 11:26:51 PM »
> "Oh, that would be most convenient if you could."

>"You just go about your business, then," says the oni, as she hops off the barstool. "They'll find you when things are ready." nd with that, she skitters out of the establishment.
>"Okay," says Nue, as she returns and places a place with two sizable skewers of chicken and several vegetables that you cannot identify in front of you. "What did that idiot rope you into?"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #199 on: March 12, 2015, 01:34:47 AM »
> "It seems someone has an interest in having me be their sparring partner."
> Sample the chicken.
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #200 on: March 12, 2015, 02:25:14 AM »
> "It seems someone has an interest in having me be their sparring partner."
> Sample the chicken.

>"Oh, I see," says Nue. "Heh, good luck with that."
>You sample the chicken, and find it is buried in a very savory sauce. Rather good, actually, if overdone.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #201 on: March 12, 2015, 02:26:25 AM »
> "Have I gotten myself into something I should not have?"
> Have some more of the chicken.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #202 on: March 12, 2015, 02:41:39 AM »
> "Have I gotten myself into something I should not have?"
> Have some more of the chicken.

>"Maybe," Nue says. "Might not hurt to have a will ready."
>You continue on the meal. You can't name the vegetables on it, but they aren't half bad and mix with the chicken really well. The sauce does a lot for them, you think.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #203 on: March 12, 2015, 03:22:08 AM »
> Could we actually die? What would happen to us if we did?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #204 on: March 12, 2015, 03:29:00 AM »
> Could we actually die? What would happen to us if we did?

>Yes. As far as you know, you would face the same judgment as any dead soul. However, as one born in Hakugyokurou, you are a step closer to Nirvana than most beings simply by being that further removed from the circle of reincarnation. What this would mean for you in concrete terms is not something you are privileged to know, so it is probably not a good idea to get a swelled head about it.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #205 on: March 12, 2015, 04:16:51 AM »
> "I have faith that one will not be necessary. May I ask what sauce this is? It is quite delicious."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #206 on: March 12, 2015, 04:26:58 AM »
> "I have faith that one will not be necessary. May I ask what sauce this is? It is quite delicious."

>"Kasha paw, with a bit of apple gourd to sweeten it," says Nue.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #207 on: March 12, 2015, 12:32:52 PM »
> Do we have kasha paw in the store rooms back home?
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #208 on: March 12, 2015, 01:14:12 PM »
> Do we have kasha paw in the store rooms back home?

>No. You've never heard of it.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #209 on: March 12, 2015, 02:01:04 PM »
> "I have never heard of that first thing. Is it indigenous to this underground area?"
The only thing this dimension does well is show its ass. We might as well applaud it! - Albert Burneko

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