Author Topic: SILVERQUEST  (Read 93980 times)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #420 on: March 16, 2015, 04:52:51 AM »
Cape Canaveral - tewi or nue?

I like how Lyrica is being physically pushed aside by the speech bubbles.

Nice gifs. I also like how Lunasa turns up the contrast.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #421 on: March 16, 2015, 05:08:12 AM »
[01:00] <Edible> Oh my god stuffman
[01:01] <Edible> Oh my god roukanken

This entire update is a platinum mine.

>Poltergeists: Board Mystery Machine ironically; investigate explosion.

Cape Canaveral - tewi or nue?

It's nue, google cape canaveral if you aren't sure why :V

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #422 on: March 16, 2015, 05:30:19 AM »
Cape Canaveral?  Oh right.  Aliens.

Edit:  LED ASTRAY BY EDIBLE.

And while Lunasa might not be the silver, she's brought a whole lot of metal.  And it is good.

> The rule against looking at explosions only counts for explosions you cause.  Head out front to see if some mooks need to get rolled.

« Last Edit: March 17, 2015, 05:23:23 AM by Iced Fairy »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #423 on: March 16, 2015, 08:56:09 PM »
>Plant roaring dinosaur plush in Merlin's pocket.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #424 on: March 17, 2015, 12:29:48 AM »
>Investigate origin of noise.
>Gear up for battle just in case.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #425 on: March 17, 2015, 05:27:13 PM »
>Old Spice?
Sugoiiii~
[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #426 on: March 22, 2015, 01:05:15 AM »


I thought so. You guys are bad at this.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #427 on: March 22, 2015, 11:57:11 PM »
> Lyrica: Check your skills and stuff already.



The towering presence of your MUSICTECH SKILL TREE is what roots you firmly in the BARD class. You can't really do damage with it without getting into the POWER METAL branches, but that's not your style. You prefer to confound enemies with bad status and field effects, which MUSICTECH provides in spades.

TRICKTECH is a prankster's toolkit and, ironically, the main source of your straightforward attack power. It offers a wide variety of utility attacks that can be picked up for cheap. THROW STONE is a notable favorite; you can't believe how much utility you can get out of throwing small rocks (as you saw in the scuffle earlier).

ITEMTECH is another utility tree whose advantages have already been discussed. You have a large inventory on hand at all times, giving you plenty of material to work with for any situation that needs solving.

DUOTECH - somewhat of a misnomer in your case since you use it to form a trio - improves the performance of you and your sisters when you fight together. The three of you are able to gang up and fill up only one slot in a party if you want to. It also makes it legal for all of you to go three-on-one in a spellcard battle, which you think is kind of bullshit, but that hasn't stopped you yet!

That patch of disturbed XP MOSS is where you're considering planting a SPORTTECH sapling; you're still deliberating over whether to invest in it. You could definitely use the stats, and to be honest, you're kind of scrawny and unintimidating for a rapper. You still need to run the math though. Maybe you should make Cherry do it.

Finally, that discarded road sign indicates your current STREET CRED, which is earned by putting on good shows and, more effectively, punking fellow rappers. It gets harder to raise it the higher it goes. Word has it that when someone reaches 100, they will claim their throne as the TRUE KING OF RAP.



Despite IMAGINATION being one of your best stats, your THICKET is kind of a mess and doesn't put it to work properly, so your biggest weakness is your somewhat limpwristed offense. You'd prefer to have backup if you get into a real fight (your sisters, for instance). That aside, you have pretty respectable performance in most other areas. Your best point is your outstanding SARCASM stat, preventing all but the most wily opponents from using their charisma-based skills against you.

Thanks to your considerable wealth, you are able to afford very high-tier, finely crafted clothes. It makes your defense a lot better than it would be otherwise.

Your inventory is absolutely crammed with odds and ends of all kinds. Thinning it out would be an exhausting endeavor, so you don't bother.

Your BACKUP CANDY of choice is CHICLETS.

Now, back to the story!

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[sorry, the true update will have to wait until later this week, i'm not feeling well enough to get into it today]

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #428 on: March 23, 2015, 12:03:50 AM »
>rock joke

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #429 on: March 24, 2015, 10:46:49 AM »
> don't you mean "Rock-It Launcher?" :3

(I suppose that's ONE way to cheat poltergeist powers >_>)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #430 on: March 25, 2015, 01:23:04 AM »
>Proceed with objectives at hand.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #431 on: March 30, 2015, 02:47:03 AM »
> Lyrica: Investigate.

You look out the window to find a small crater in your front lawn.



A moment later, you hear a commotion breaking out in the living room!



As you and your sisters run in, you find the roadies fighting off what appears to be a bunch of animated dolls! (And doing a pretty good job of it, all things considered.)





Mel stumbles forward, wounded! The lifeless assailant appears latched to the lance in his back.



You listen closely. The dull, methodical thump of powerful bass speakers can indeed be felt reverberating through the mansion.







As Mel falls to the floor, making one of those hilarious skeleton sounds, you discover a note pinned to his back with the miniature lance.





Damn. This can only mean one thing.



A RAP ASSASSIN.

> Lyrica: Ascend.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #432 on: March 30, 2015, 03:05:56 AM »
>Aw shit.
>Examine M. Troy'd.
Sugoiiii~
[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #433 on: March 30, 2015, 04:15:39 AM »
>Prepare to parry her prismatic poems with your ghastly gangster gab.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #434 on: March 30, 2015, 04:19:49 AM »
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you fucker

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #435 on: March 30, 2015, 08:21:49 AM »
>Examine Alice.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #436 on: April 01, 2015, 06:26:35 PM »
> x2 PSYCHEOUT COMBO!

Might as well go all the way with the reference ... ;)

Also, hm. Alice with Kamina-shades. Where have I seen that before ...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #437 on: April 05, 2015, 05:02:00 AM »
I forgot to respond to this update because the "I feel it in my bones" joke actually caused me to go into cardiac arrest.

>Tell Alice to get rid of the stupid fucking anime shades, she looks ridiculous and no one can take her seriously.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #438 on: April 06, 2015, 12:57:10 AM »
I forgot to respond to this update because the "I feel it in my bones" joke actually caused me to go into cardiac arrest.

>Tell Alice to get rid of the stupid fucking anime shades, she looks ridiculous and no one can take her seriously.

Seriously? You got a heart attack for real from laughing too much about that joke?!
Jokes are sometimes serious businesses, it seems...
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #439 on: April 06, 2015, 01:40:15 AM »
>It's time to start a nuclear war. At the Gay Bar.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #440 on: April 06, 2015, 04:02:31 PM »
> Pick another golf club
> Commence street fight Epic rap battle of history

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #441 on: April 06, 2015, 06:22:03 PM »
>It's time to start a nuclear war. At the Gay Bar.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #442 on: April 12, 2015, 02:04:39 AM »
> thank mr skeltal
> mock glasses

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #443 on: May 25, 2015, 06:24:15 AM »
> PSYCHE!



You are now--

> x2 PSYCHE COMBO!!



You are now the WUSHU VIGILANTE.

Wait no.  You need a RED COMMAND INTERPRETER for that.

> x0 PSYCHE COMBO.

Forget it, you're still Lyrica.

You stare down the terrace at the RAP ASSASSIN and all her creepy dolls.









































She's good. But you're better.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #444 on: May 25, 2015, 09:30:40 PM »
>Misplaced worshippers you don't understand at all
>A perfect example, your little legion of dolls
>You give them life, only to send them to hell
>In an explosion of gunpowder to protect your shell

>But enough of your dolls, here's something about you
>Lonely puppeteer of seven colors and hues
>It seems that, like many, you've made the usual error
>Of trying to fight this musical terror

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #445 on: May 26, 2015, 12:59:28 AM »
Finally! I was wondering where have Stuffman been. About time!
Anyways...

>Misplaced worshippers you don't understand at all
>A perfect example, your little legion of dolls
>You give them life, only to send them to hell
>In an explosion of gunpowder to protect your shell

>But enough of your dolls, here's something about you
>Lonely puppeteer of seven colors and hues
>It seems that, like many, you've made the usual error
>Of trying to fight this musical terror

>Seconded the above post.
>Stuffman: Explain your absence.
There's nothing inscribed on the dog tag...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #446 on: May 26, 2015, 05:29:53 PM »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #447 on: May 27, 2015, 06:30:13 AM »
>Stuffman: Explain your absence. ... ... ... In the most Andrew Hussie way possible.
Did you bring a light?
...No...


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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #448 on: May 27, 2015, 06:44:51 AM »
>Clearly this requires a tactical approach, one cannot just wade into such a war. We need a strategem, something to throw her off guard. Something to demonstrate she has not reached the minimum level of sweetness needed to take on one of our caliber.
>"I did your mom."

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #449 on: November 29, 2015, 06:35:49 PM »
> MONTHS OF INACTIVITY LATER









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? blackestMagic [BM] started babbling at lyricalMiracle [LM] at xx:xx ?
BM: LM, how the fuck do i beat OS at guilty gear!?
BM: she keeps talking shit and it's pissing me off!!
LM: good fucking luck
LM: she does nothing but play games all day
LM: she has no life
BM: didn't you beat her a few times??
LM: well yeah but that was in ac
LM: and it was usually just luck
LM: i think one time it was just because i made her laugh too hard
LM: i don't have xrd
LM: no zappa no buy
BM: there must be something you can give me!!
LM: okay look does she still play eddie
BM: yeah
LM: is shadow gallery still bullshit
BM: YES
LM: youre fucked
BM: come on!!
LM: fine whats your main
BM: sol!
LM: sol really
LM: do you play ryu in street fighter
BM: I SWEAR TO MOM, IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT SOL
LM: rofl whatever
LM: look just kill little eddie and then go in
LM: and dont do it somewhere where youre gonna get hit by a drill
LM: and for the love of god
LM: dont do fucking random volcanic vipers
BM: but its the best move in the game!!
LM: i know
LM: but volcanic viper is like sex
LM: you need to read the mood and know when the time is right
LM: otherwise youre gonna end up outside in the rain
BM: what??
LM: i dunno that metaphor kinda ran away from me
LM: but what im saying is think dont mash
BM: i'll try??
LM: hey is wintermalice there
LM: tell her shes hella fine
LM: i mean shes clearly a psycho and i want nothing to do with her
LM: but shes hella fine all the same
WM: <3
LM: whoa i didnt even see her log in
BM: shes always logged into my convos!
LM: well okay then im out
LM: talk to you later you hella fine creepazoid
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> LATER AGAIN



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? lyricalMiracle [LM] started babbling at gothicGuardian [GG] at xx:xx ?
LM: hey sorry to message you out of nowhere
LM: but im simultaneously curious and bored as shit
LM: is the lake of blood actually filled with blood
LM: ive seen the pictures youve taken of it
LM: so im assuming youre from around there
GG: Mmhmm, my villa overlooks the lakeside.
GG: But nope! It's just a lake full of red water.
GG: It has something to do with the mineral content.
GG: Depending on the time of day, it can also be purple.
LM: cool theres my fact for the day
GG: Well, I mean, it does have SOME blood in it.
GG: Not nearly enough to turn the whole thing red, though.
LM: wheres the blood come from
GG: Dead humans, of course!
GG: I'm a vampire, so I feed on blood, but...
GG: I can't completely drain someone in one sitting.
GG: And they end up going bad before I bleed them dry.
GG: So in the lake they go!
LM: yeah i know how that goes
LM: like its cheaper to buy 2 liter bottles of soda
LM: as opposed to a case going by volume
LM: but you crack the cap open and its like
LM: theres no way im gonna finish this before it goes flat
LM: so i just end up dumping it cause like
LM: im not gonna drink flat soda im too rich for that shit
GG: I know, right?
LM: so wait youre a vampire
LM: are you that scarlet sister that nobodys ever seen
GG: No, no relation to the Scarlets.
LM: shit
LM: but arent you vampires supposed to have like
LM: a bunch of hush hush secret society bullshit going on
LM: im rich and important tell me something cool
GG: Hmm.
GG: Well, alright.
GG: There's a portal at the bottom of the Lake of Blood.
GG: It leads to another world.
LM: whaaaat seriously wheres it go
GG: That's a secret! <3
LM: oh fuck no what is it with girls that use less than three
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> LATERER

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- lyricalMiracle [LM] started babbling at devilsAdvocate [DA] at xx:xx -
LM: yo
DA: who dis
LM: finally i get ahold of someone in your goddamn estate
LM: arent half of you demons or something why dont you have phones
LM: anyway
LM: this is lyrica motherfucking prismriver
DA: omg
DA: i kno exactly why you ur callin lmao
LM: then ill get right to the point
LM: what is your relationship with patchouli knowledge
DA: im her babysitter
LM: then tell her to put on her big girl pants and meet me for a rap battle
DA: sad
LM: excuse me
DA: ur so butthurt about losin
DA: shes not even that good lol
LM: it was
LM: a casual venue
LM: and i wouldnt give a shit if everyone else didnt
LM: but thats not the case because now i got bozos showing up on my doorstep
LM: thinking im an easy mark and wasting my time
DA: well that's 2 bad bcuz shes goin nowhere
LM: look if your boss can show up while the suns shitting record temps
LM: and challenge my sister to a hoedown
LM: patchouli knowledge can spare five minutes for me to hang her out to dry
LM: and close the book on this bullshit no pun intended
DA: looool nope 2 bad so sad
LM: look is their some kind of hierarchy i can battle my way through
LM: do i need to rap battle the gate guard
LM: do i need to rap battle you
LM: i will rap battle you right now i got plenty of time (unfortunately)
DA: f no
DA: rap is dumb
LM: so what you really mean to say is
LM: you have no flow
DA: not this shit again...
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> EVEN LATERER AFTER THAT



> STILL MORE LATERER







> ALMOST LATEREST



> PRESENT DAY, PRESENT TIME



































> Stuffman: Explain absence.

I was busy.

> Stuffman: Explain absence, in most Andrew Hussie way possible.

I was busy rotoscoping horses and figuring out how to make Vriska the main character.



> Rewind a little.











> We're goin'!





She'll run out of big words eventually. Turn up the heat.

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