Author Topic: SILVERQUEST  (Read 93987 times)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #330 on: January 18, 2015, 01:41:06 PM »
>SPOOKY GHOST AQUARIUM.

Undead fish?  Sure why not.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #331 on: January 19, 2015, 05:49:45 AM »
>Kitchen. Tuna fish works fucking miracles on cats.
>... unless we don't have any fish there, in which case we'll need to catch some at the aquarium.
>Might as well set up the trap in the ballroom if there's more open space there to nullify the cat's main advantage.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #332 on: January 20, 2015, 04:51:23 AM »
> Lyrica: Lure it to the SPOOKY GHOST KITCHEN.

Yeah, that sounds like a plan. You reach into your pocket and prepare for the SHADOW CAT to cross the hallway that leads to the SPOOKY GHOST KITCHEN.







You deploy TACTICAL LEGOS, changing the cat's course. Not even an incorporeal spirit would risk stepping on a lego!!



The cat runs into the SPOOKY GHOST KITCHEN. Or LAYLA'S BAKERY, if you feel like being official about it. You and your sisters call these rooms that Layla created the SPOOKY GHOST ROOMS, because frankly, they're spooky as shit. Aside from the fact that they make the mansion bigger on the inside than it is outside, they're made entirely of phantoms that Layla created. Unlike you, who is anchored to the concept of a person in the real world, these phantoms were created entirely from Layla's whimsy. Without her around to maintain them, they've become pretty warped and unpredictable.

Thankfully, the phantoms pose no danger to the other paranormal creatures of the mansion (you and the cat, for instance). However, anyone alive that wandered in there would be in for some bad times. As such, Lunasa decided to have them locked up with some powerful magic, and gave you and Merlin each a set of keys to keep them secure so the fairies or other visitors can't wander in.

Merlin lost her set of keys a few years ago, so if you lose yours, Lunasa's will be the only set left, and that's no good.

You steel yourself and enter.

> Lyrica: Enter.



Looks about the same as last time. Still, it gives you the creeps, so you decide to intentionally fail your WILL SAVE, which shows you an illusion of how Layla intended the room to look.



That's more like it. The helper gnomes are still watching you with vacant, unnerving smiles, though.



You open up the pantry. Layla had singing animals in here all the time, so there must be some cat food in here somewhere.



















[ BGM ]





That's more like it. You may not be the scariest thing in the mansion, but you're sure as hell not going to take it from little shits like that.



Here we go. "CAT CHUM". Doesn't sound particularly appetizing, but cats can't read and it won't know how it tastes until it drops the keys.







Sigh. SHADOW CAT doesn't want to eat the SPOOKY GHOST CAT FOOD. You guess it's time to call an expert. A SPOOKY GHOST EXPERT.

> Lyrica: Contact SPOOKY GHOST EXPERT.



You whip out your SinPhone. These are normally limited to demons and other permanent Makai residents; otherwise, the cost for owning one is YOUR SOUL, but the saleslady didn't know that poltergeists don't have souls, so you were able to get on the family plan for effectively no cost. (If you ever do come into ownership of a soul, you'll have to turn it in as payment, but you doubt that will ever come up.)

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TOWEROFBABBLE.EXE
-- lyricalMiracle [LM] started babbling at orreriesSundered [OS] at 11:52 --
LM: yo pick up
LM: answer me motherfucker i know youre there
LM: you have no life
OS: You're a real smooth talker, you know that?
OS: What the hell do you want.
LM: i got a paranormal pussycat that needs wrangling
LM: and im not real clear on how this ghost shit works
LM: so im asking the ghost with the most
OS: First of all, I am not a fucking ghost. We've been over this.
OS: I am a spirit. Ghosts are people who died pleb deaths. I achieved immortality.
OS: Second, you live in a house full of ghosts. You should know this shit already. Read a damn book.
LM: books are for nerds
LM: you gonna help me or not
OS: Fine.
OS: If she's got a ghost tail, the clit is in the same place, you just can't see it.
LM: what
LM: fucking
LM: no
LM: i mean that's actually pretty useful to know but no
LM: im talking about a literal cat here
OS: Oh.
LM: ghost cat stole my ghost keys
LM: im trying to feed it ghost food so itll ghost drop em and ghost fuck off
LM: but its just staring at me like a dope
OS: Ghost food? So something from one of Layla's rooms?
LM: yeah the can said cat chump or something like that
OS: Well offer it something better. Give it a damn tuna sandwich.
LM: where am i gonna get a ghost tuna
OS: Oh wait, is this the SHADOW CAT you're talking about?
LM: yeah sorry i shouldve mentioned that
OS: Fully incorporeal creatures work a bit differently from regular ghosts.
OS: It's true that it won't be able to interact with any solid food.
OS: But at the same time, it doesn't gain anything from consuming "ghost food".
OS: Beings of the nether realm crave elements of the living world.
LM: tldr
OS: Just mix some fucking regular food in with it. Something good.
LM: thanks youre a doll
OS: This wouldn't have been a problem if you would learn proper magic already.
OS: Instead of sticking with a shit class like Bard.
LM: magic is for nerds
LM: later
OS: When are we going to play Marvel again?
LM: soon
LM: im working on some new tech
OS: Drop Wesker already, he's shit.
LM: youre shit
LM: (⌐■_■)
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> Lyrica: Kick the cat food up a notch.

You dig through your inventory to see if you have anything that would entice a SPOOKY GHOST CAT. Your inventory is pretty huge - you used to be in charge of hauling the band equipment around, so you put a ton of points in inventory space. These days, your inventory is full of miscellaneous crap that you can't bring yourself to drop because you might need it someday. However, this is one of those times where it looks like it might pay off.

Backup candy? No, you doubt a cat will eat Chiclets.

Eggs? Wait, they're all rotten. You were going to throw them at someone.

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs? The cat probably knows chocolate is bad for it, even if it's just a lifeless spectre.

A bag of walnuts? You're not gonna stand around cracking all these open just to stick 'em in cat food.

Purple mangosteen? Might work but...you'd rather save it for yourself. This shit's expensive.

Bacon bits?



BACON BITS!

You submit the new-and-improved cat food for approval.





SUCCESS. You grab the keys and the cat food and bolt out of the SPOOKY GHOST KITCHEN. The cat follows, unwilling to relinquish its meal so easily.



After SHADOW CAT is out, you lock the door. (You'd rather not lock the cat in there and have it turn into something even nastier next time you go in.)

> Lyrica: Put away SPOOKY GHOST KEYS.

With that resolved, you decide to make sure this incident does not repeat itself. You think a good idea would be to find a SPOOKY GHOST BOX to put your SPOOKY GHOST KEYS in, which will hopefully not be tampered with by SPOOKY GHOST CAT PAWS.

You've got a good idea of where to get one. You go to what is, ironically, the least haunted of Layla's rooms.



Her final resting place.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #333 on: January 20, 2015, 05:12:20 AM »
> Comment on presence of hair

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #334 on: January 20, 2015, 05:29:44 AM »


Her final resting place.

Well, that's terrifying and/or depressing.



BACON BITS!



BACON BITS!

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #335 on: January 20, 2015, 05:56:58 AM »
Check that the flowers are freshish.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #336 on: January 20, 2015, 07:37:13 AM »
I should have known Eversion and Sariel would appear in the same PQ/SQ page.

goddammit Stuff, don't mess around like that. You have to not say it's not Mima if it actually is Mima.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 07:42:06 AM by O4rfish »
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #337 on: January 20, 2015, 09:22:51 AM »
>Inspect Layla's Violin.
>Then find box.
There's nothing inscribed on the dog tag...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #338 on: January 20, 2015, 11:17:32 AM »
> it's obviously a cello

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #339 on: January 20, 2015, 11:48:21 AM »
>Make sure the other ghosts haven't made any messes in here.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #340 on: January 20, 2015, 12:32:33 PM »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #341 on: January 20, 2015, 10:46:43 PM »
>Lunasa's the one that keeps the cello tuned, right?
>Why are we keeping that book on the desk around?
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #342 on: January 22, 2015, 03:37:57 AM »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #343 on: February 02, 2015, 03:32:13 AM »
> Examine Layla.



This was LAYLA PRISMRIVER, the youngest of COUNT VON PRISMRIVER'S four daughters. The Count was a connoisseur of classical music; he owned a business importing and selling high-quality instruments. He wasn't able to play them himself, but since he always had such a large stock of instruments onhand, he decided to have his daughters learn to play.

You're not clear on the whole story, but the gist of it is that Layla's father happened to acquire something you refer to as THE SPOOKY THING. THE SPOOKY THING killed Layla's parents, drove her family to ruin, and gave Layla her powers. You don't know what THE SPOOKY thing was, where it came from, or where it went. That's just what happened and that's probably all you'll ever know. In the aftermath, Layla's older sisters escaped to the far corners of the earth, while Layla stayed behind to live in the mansion alone.

Thanks to THE SPOOKY THING, Layla had what was arguably the STRONGEST ABILITY EVER; the ABILITY TO CREATE PHANTOMS. Since you can make pretty much anything out of phantoms, she could create, well, pretty much anything, not limited to sentient beings such as yourself. She never used it for much more than her own whimsy, though. Besides creating you and your sisters for companionship, she loved to conjure colorful, childish landscapes to play in, like an enchanted kitchen, a royal ballroom, or even a huge aquarium filled with friendly dolphins and tropical fish. (Unfortunately, most of it went to hell once she was gone.)

Layla ended up moving the mansion to Gensokyo, somehow - YUKARI YAKUMO had something to do with that - and the lot of you had a pretty easy life living among all the other spooks and weirdos.

Eventually, Layla got sick, and wouldn't see a doctor for whatever reason, so she died. Before she passed, she asked you to leave her body where you found it, as she intended to seek out her flesh and blood sisters as a ghost to tie up loose ends, and then return to her body, after which she'd be laid to rest, or turn undead, or something like that (she'd decide later). However, none of you saw her ghost when she died, so you're not sure whether she's actually still out there or not. Regardless, that happened long enough ago that her body has now been reduced to this stately skeleton. You haven't bothered moving it, both to respect Layla's wishes, and also because digging a grave is a pain in the ass. Honestly, it's fine where it is.

This room fills you with a sense of melancholy. You didn't really care about Layla that much, but because she made you that way, that must mean she thought the human Lyrica didn't care about her that much either, which is pretty sad, you guess.

> Examine book.



This is a photo album. It contains a LONG STORY. You briefly lament that my production budget cannot currently accommodate any LONG STORIES.

Feel free to put on an emotional version of Phantom Ensemble [ like this ] and imagine one for yourself.

> Examine cello.



This is Layla's Cello. It's a pretty nice cello, probably. You don't know, that's more of Lunasa's area.

Layla didn't have a particular specialty, she just played a little of everything, so this is just one of several instruments she owned. A legend among the roadies is that if you gather all eight of them together, something magical will happen. That sounds like bullshit to you since you're pretty sure she had more than eight instruments, but that also sounds like the kind of game Layla would like to play, so who knows. Still, having the roadies digging through the house for treasure wouldn't be good, so you took Layla's Flute and told the roadies they couldn't challenge you for it until they beat your EIGHT BOSS MASTERS. That's been enough of a wall to keep them disinterested.

That was a bit of a tangent. In any case, Layla's real specialty was her SINGING. (She wasn't incredible at that either, but it was better than her playing.)

> Make sure the flowers are fresh.



These are SPOOKY GHOST PHONY PHANTOM FLOWERS. They never wilt. Seems none of the phantoms in the vicinity of her remains have turned spooky, which is another reason to not disturb them.

If you're curious about that pad of paper, Layla used it to write down song lyrics. You've looked through it before; the lyrics are generally so nonsensical that you aren't sure if they're meant to be part of the same song or just individual lines as seeds for whole songs. They're full of bizarre metaphors, mostly about hope and love and all the other touchy-feely things Layla liked.

> Get a box.



You quickly locate a small incense box you remember seeing earlier. You're pretty sure nothing bad will happen to it if you take it out of the room; what's the worst that a SPOOKY GHOST BOX could do?

...On second thought, you decide it would be best to make sure the box gets put back at least once a month. Anyway, you take it for now, putting your SPOOKY GHOST KEYS inside, hoping that the SHADOW CAT, as well as any other fingerless incorporeal interlopers, will be unable to work the latch.



SUDDENLY, you are surprised as Lunasa has snuck up behind you like a damn ninja. She does that on purpose.

> Examine Lunasa.



This is your sister, LUNASA PRISMRIVER, THE POLTERGEIST VIOLINIST. Most of the stuff I said in your own intro can be repeated here.

The human Lunasa was the oldest sister. How much she had in common with this one is a mystery, but your Lunasa is characterized by her humorless demeanor and general pessimism. One might be tempted to think of her as being just moody and pretentious, but that would be a mistake, because in truth she has a force of personality that can be pretty unpredictable. She works obsessively at whatever she's interested in. Challenging her is generally a bad idea.

She asks you what you're doing in here. You inform her of the SHADOW CAT fiasco, and Lunasa agrees that acquiring a box for her own set of keys is a good idea. You help her look for one, and she settles on a PHONY PHANTOM MUSIC BOX after you talk her into it, despite her feeling uncomfortable taking things of actual value from Layla's room. It's still in the mansion, so whatever, you argue.



Lunasa says she's making chowder and fresh bread for lunch, so come down in about fifteen minutes if you want some. (You probably do.)

What will you do in the meantime? You could hassle Merlin or hang out with the roadies, for instance.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #344 on: February 02, 2015, 03:55:08 AM »
> Compliment Lunasa on her hair.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #345 on: February 02, 2015, 04:31:02 AM »
>Moonwalk out, we got shit to do and we're better than this talentless scrub.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #346 on: February 02, 2015, 05:57:45 AM »
Hassle Merlin.  Don't wanna get too caught up in things before food times.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #347 on: February 02, 2015, 06:03:49 AM »
>Roadies? what?
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #348 on: February 02, 2015, 04:09:17 PM »
> Rap battle

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #349 on: February 02, 2015, 05:59:13 PM »
>Rap battle with the roadies. Contemplate kidnapping the most MOTHERly.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #350 on: February 02, 2015, 11:06:53 PM »
> Who are said roadies, anyway?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #351 on: February 03, 2015, 12:07:07 AM »
[answering this seems like a good idea]

> Who are the roadies?

Just normal fairies. They live in the rooms downstairs and make lots of noise and get into trouble, which is perfectly fine with you. It'd be too quiet around here otherwise.

As terrible an idea as it sounds to let fairies handle your expensive equipment, they seem to do a mostly competent job of it under the leadership of your STAGE MANAGER, CHERRY BLOSSOM, who is some weird kind of special fairy. She has extraordinary, genius-level intelligence for her kind, which means she's about as smart as a normal person.



Plus she has this one danmaku attack that's really hard to dodge. Like, it doesn't look that difficult, but seriously, it's wicked hard. You didn't have a good view of the fight but you think she made Reimu use a bomb once. Hardcore.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #352 on: February 03, 2015, 12:34:16 AM »
>Hello Daddy, hello Mom.

>Go see what Cherry Bomb is up to.
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #353 on: February 03, 2015, 02:28:52 AM »
>Visit the fairies.
There's nothing inscribed on the dog tag...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #354 on: February 09, 2015, 02:55:21 AM »
> Lyrica: Compliment Lunasa on her hair.

You tell her that the long hair looks nice on her.



Lunasa leaves without comment from you. You're not sure if that's something you want to see or not.

You return to your room and safely deposit your SPOOKY GHOST KEYS, then head downstairs to see what the roadies are up to.

> Lyrica: Descend.





You arrive in the always-immaculate foyer of the Prismriver Mansion. Since cleaning the entire house is a pain in the ass, you keep the entrance looking spotless and stock it with the nice furniture so you can do your all business meetings here.

(The cleaning isn't done by you, of course. You hire outside help for that.)

You find two roadies jumping up and down on your fine leather couch. This will not do.









If there's one thing fairies love to do, it's start random battles.


[ BGM ]

They?re just fairies, but don?t take them too lightly.

They know about timed hits.

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« Last Edit: February 09, 2015, 03:32:46 AM by Stuffman »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #355 on: February 09, 2015, 02:57:51 AM »
>"Two little fairies, bouncing on the couch. One got hit and they both said 'Ouch!'"
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #356 on: February 09, 2015, 03:10:20 AM »
Song

(We don't want to Sack them!  We'd have to hire new roadies.)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #357 on: February 09, 2015, 03:58:34 AM »
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>Play a song, we shouldn't do anything physical due to possible collateral damage to the room

Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #358 on: February 09, 2015, 04:05:57 AM »
As soon as I saw the animation, I was afraid you were going to do the Bittan Bittan thing :V

> Song

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #359 on: February 09, 2015, 04:14:21 AM »

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