Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[Patorikku]

I'm not sure which is more impressive: The fact I did that in the first place? Or the fact I read it THREE TIMES before actually realizing what you meant.

It's finals, man. They do mean things to students' minds.

Fight on, brother. Fight on.

Finals? Spring term just started here...

Oh uh... Well I kinda assumed, since we're doing finals and wrapping up the college/uni winter terms here. Don't mind me; they affect me too.

[Blue]

>Challenge them to a battle of the bands so I can escape and gather the other music youkai.

[Cybeast710]

> [Speak] "Welp, that sure puts us in a corner. In that case, we'll just have to cooperate for a while, and maybe find a way to bring about an insurgency. I doubt all her minions are all that loyal, so we could recruit them while we're at it, but we'll need forces from outside of hers and the library as well."

>  Send out a distress signal to the Forest of Magic. But be QUIET about it.
[/quote]

[6]

You sent out a distress signal. Unfortunately, it's rather loud... and Lumia's looking at you, licking her lips.

"I would have no qualms at all about just having you for snack. Better turn that off~

Awww! D:

>Attempt to gain the power over space-time.

[Free Action]

Damnit. Seems it was too vague to work.

>Okay, I've literally been asleep for about four turns now. This is getting actually annoying. Enough sleep. Waking up and then waking everyone else up is good. No more slumber party.
>>In case that doesn't work, is the captured princess in this case Sukuna? Either way, I guess rescuing princesses is a thing to do...also, keep an eye out for Mugenkan. Just in case.
>>If waking is successful, scan for things that might have happened during my nap (or that might be happening; who knows!). Also, wipe Jigglypuff from existence. Maximum obliteration.

@GM comment: Although I share your sentiments (somewhat), the slashed "Normal" was supposed to be the joke with that. It apparently went over your head. But, that's alright, it happens to everyone.

[2] It's really not your day today...

[2] Nah, it's Peach.

Sounds like best-case scenario to me, you never know when some adventurer is gonna disguise themself to get past the castle. If even I myself can't just get through freely, that's perfect. I should totally remember to prepare a reward for their excellent service.

>While I'm thinking about it, place a "pull lever to open door" sign in one of the rooms, with a lever to match. I'll decide whether or not to place a trap on it later. The sign alone should definitely cause some trouble and confusion for any unwanted guests.

[6] Yep. Lever placed. Giant lever that's too heavy to pull, but placed nonetheless.

>Hmm... keep an eye on her, then. If her condition worsens, then take immediate action, but otherwise be there for support!

[6]

You keep both eyes on her, as a hungry Rumia slowly walks up behind you, salivating.

The GM would like to apologize for all the Rumia clones.

[1 vs 1+1 Sneak bonus]

She sinks her teeth into your tush. It hurts.

>Challenge them to a battle of the bands so I can escape and gather the other music youkai.

[Free Action]

They refuse, and they have a mean glint in their eyes.

Again. the GM doesn't endorse the violence against celebrities which may occur. He does however find it hilarious.

[an unmatched sock]

FREAKING...

>Wake. Up.
>>Otherwise, proceed through the dream as normal. Although I should be done sleeping...there are things to be done, and china's probably already forgotten about my attack...

[solarlight]

I am glad that becoming OP isn't that easy!  :V
Well then.

>Practice Power over earth by making stalagmites shoot into the air made out of of what is approxamatly(How does one spell this e.e) 10 feet below the ground they shoot up from.

Is it possible to train a skill so that you can get a +1 to rolls involving that skill?

No.

[Validon98]

>Oww! Hey, Rumia, you're hungry? Then eat paralysis projectiles!

[Patorikku]

>Ff-- Turn it off, TURN IT OFF. It's probably been on long enough that someone who could help caught wind of it, so best not risk getting eaten.

>Continue to attempt in your feigned cooperation with the forces of a giant hungry girl.

[LaserTurtle]

>Resubmit previous action

CRAP! Thanks, I missed ya!

[Cybeast710]

>"Plot coupons... remember? Yeah...? _{please don't kill me I beg of you I'll grovel if you want I hate the reincarnation system}"
>Check rulebook. Are plots life-specific? If I die, is the plot cancelled?

[2-1]

She doesn't seem to be listening, as she licks your body once...

[Situation Check, out of 11. 1 equals failure] = 4

...before tossing you away.

[Rulebook]

If the plot has been pulled from the GM's behind, it dissipates on death.

FREAKING...

>Wake. Up.
>>Otherwise, proceed through the dream as normal. Although I should be done sleeping...there are things to be done, and china's probably already forgotten about my attack...

[3] Reroll
[1]

Seems like you're in Subcon now...

I am glad that becoming OP isn't that easy!  :V
Well then.

>Practice Power over earth by making stalagmites shoot into the air made out of of what is approximately 10 feet below the ground they shoot up from.

Is it possible to train a skill so that you can get a +1 to rolls involving that skill?

No.

[6]

Dah dah la la dah! (FE Jingle) You engulf yourself in core magma. Your distance of earth pull leveled up to infinity! ...Too bad you died and can't use it.

[DEATH... come join the party.]

>Ff-- Turn it off, TURN IT OFF. It's probably been on long enough that someone who could help caught wind of it, so best not risk getting eaten.

>Continue to attempt in your feigned cooperation with the forces of a giant hungry girl.

[3]

Where's that off switch, she's starting to drool!

[6]

It's off. Unfortunately, it's also busted.

>Oww! Hey, Rumia, you're hungry? Then eat paralysis projectiles!

[1]

You just can't bring yourself to hurt the little cutie.

[an unmatched sock]

>Hey dice, you know what was fun? Not repeating the same action over and over and actually getting things done. Why can't we relive those glorious days and have me WAKE THE F*** UP. (To clarify, this is an outcry against the dice gods, not the GM. But I am actually rather annoyed at this point.)

I am too. I really WOULD like to get back to the story. But these dice seem to have OTHER ideas...

[Validon98]

>Damn my inability to hurt cute girls! Uhh... hmm. At least try to convince her that, no, I am not a human, I'm human hunting with Mystia, please leave us alone and look elsewhere for prey.

[Blue]

>Whack 'em across the face and get the hell out of there. Preferably not with the part of the saxophone that corresponds with my head, since I have a head injury.

[Cybeast710]

>Hey dice, you know what was fun? Not repeating the same action over and over and actually getting things done. Why can't we relive those glorious days and have me WAKE THE F*** UP. (To clarify, this is an outcry against the dice gods, not the GM. But I am actually rather annoyed at this point.)

I am too. I really WOULD like to get back to the story. But these dice seem to have OTHER ideas...

[5] Seems like they're listening. You wake up to the sound of a kazoo in your ear.

>Damn my inability to hurt cute girls! Uhh... hmm. At least try to convince her that, no, I am not a human, I'm human hunting with Mystia, please leave us alone and look elsewhere for prey.

[2] "That's ok. I'm just giving my jaw a workout." She said, still attaching firmly.

>Whack 'em across the face and get the hell out of there. Preferably not with the part of the saxophone that corresponds with my head, since I have a head injury.

[1] One of them tries to...blow...you... You choose to deck them with your head, falling unconscious as a random Rumia clone appears out of nowhere.

[Blue]

...Was that double entendre really needed? Really?

>Wake up. Again.

[Validon98]

>"That's great, but your workout seems to involve inflicting pain on me. I don't appreciate it. Please go find some other youkai's butt to chew on that isn't myself or Mystia, please."

[LaserTurtle]

>"I really don't know what I expecteeeeeeed!"
>Survive fall, examine surroundings.

[Cybeast710]

...Was that double entendre really needed? Really?

Would you rather I have said "blow in you?" There's almost no good way to do that

>Wake up. Again.

You see Rumia smiling, rubbing her tummy, as she lets out a satisfied belch.

>"That's great, but your workout seems to involve inflicting pain on me. I don't appreciate it. Please go find some other youkai's butt to chew on that isn't myself or Mystia, please."

[4]

She finally detaches and proceeds to chomp the block of wood you gave her.

>"I really don't know what I expecteeeeeeed!"
>Survive fall, examine surroundings.

[6-1]

You look around...she's still there.

[SC:11]

A bizarre feeling fills you. Other than that, nothing else happened that's different...

[Perception: 1]

Except the giant spider that's on top of you! Stop it!

[LaserTurtle]

>Wait, giant to mini-sized me, or giant as in huge to normal people too? Distinctions are important.

Huge to normal people

>Either way, avoid detection by spider.

You rolled a ONE for perception. That means you didn't notice until it was too late.

>Failing that, mount and tame the spider! ONWARD, TRUSTY STEED!

[an unmatched sock]

YES! Finally awake!

>Look at kazoo assailant with a mix of confusion, grogginess, and irritation.
>>If Sukuna, smile and hug.
>>Otherwise, maintain look and get up.
>Scan for events I wouldn't be aware of due to sleep. Also use a mirror to check for marker drawings.
>Anyone else still asleep? What time is it, compared to falling asleep?

[solarlight]

Interesting...
...

>Attempt to gain the ability to travel through the void and use newfound mobility to travel myself back to life, preferably appear inside of the Forest of Magic.

*prays to dice gods*

[Validon98]

>...Well then. Off Mystia and I go, then. We have NOT been successful in the slightest, and I'm starting to get hungry too.

[Patorikku]

>Great, OKAY, now try and contact whoever's in charge of this girl to get some conditional surrender terms down.

[Cybeast710]

>Wait, giant to mini-sized me, or giant as in huge to normal people too? Distinctions are important.

Huge to normal people

>Either way, avoid detection by spider.

You rolled a ONE for perception. That means you didn't notice until it was too late.

>Failing that, mount and tame the spider! ONWARD, TRUSTY STEED!

[6]

You jump up to mount it, but you jump into its belly, and rub your head from the injury.

YES! Finally awake!

>Look at kazoo assailant with a mix of confusion, grogginess, and irritation.
>>If Sukuna, smile and hug.
>>Otherwise, maintain look and get up.
>Scan for events I wouldn't be aware of due to sleep. Also use a mirror to check for marker drawings.
>Anyone else still asleep? What time is it, compared to falling asleep?

It's Sukuna.

Seems like someone's attempting to get your attention.

Been about 8 hours. As for marker drawings, you have a wonderful mustache drawn.

Interesting...
...

>Attempt to gain the ability to travel through the void and use newfound mobility to travel myself back to life, preferably appear inside of the Forest of Magic.

*prays to dice gods*

[3]

You manage to revive, but you have to start at Level 1.

>...Well then. Off Mystia and I go, then. We have NOT been successful in the slightest, and I'm starting to get hungry too.

[5]

You're in luck! It's a group of idiots!!

>Great, OKAY, now try and contact whoever's in charge of this girl to get some conditional surrender terms down.

He's waking up... slowly...

[Validon98]

>Paralysis projectile launcher to trap them, and then go in for the kill. Let's get us some humans!

[an unmatched sock]

>Well, on the bright side, full 8 hours of sleep means I'm good to go. It just might screw up my regular sleep schedule, though. Not sure.
>Magic off the mustache (or turn it into a magnificent real one) and slow, dramatic turn to Jigglypuff.
>Obliterate the puffball for this insurgency. Unless it's gone. In which case, set internal defenses to hunt it down. (How'd it even get here in the first place...)
>Headcount. There should be that weird girl who eats planets, the tiny library containing Patchouli, and all Windows and PC-98 final bosses and Stage 5 bosses. And Suwako. I already know Sukuna is counted for.
>Keep hugging Sukuna.

[Patorikku]

> Continue awaiting communication.

> While you wait, continue discussion of plans with Patchouli. We need to plan out this insurgency business.

[LaserTurtle]

>What, so Yuuka rolled a 1 on her perception, too?
>SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS STYLE! Climb the spider up from one of its legs!

[solarlight]

...ALL OF MY RAGE. jk
Oh well, risk and reward I suppose.
Didn't actually have that much to lose anyway >.>

>return to the enchanter, make small talk.

Gonna need a reliable ally >.>
I love this game

[Rei Scarlette]

>Find the free time to actually come back and post something (not a real action)

[6] Yep. Lever placed. Giant lever that's too heavy to pull, but placed nonetheless.

It's probably better this way. Now if/when they finally DO decide to pull the lever... they are stuck trying to figure out HOW exactly to do that!

>I've been considering this for a while, and it is completely unrelated to my castle or the Belmonts being there. Class change over to Vampire, but should the dice allow it, also remain a Shinigami. A Vampire Shinigami. Priority on Vampire though.

>Examine self in mirror to check for success.

[Cybeast710]

>Paralysis projectile launcher to trap them, and then go in for the kill. Let's get us some humans!

[2]

Uh-oh, you missed... oh, how cute, they drew sticks.

>Well, on the bright side, full 8 hours of sleep means I'm good to go. It just might screw up my regular sleep schedule, though. Not sure.
>Magic off the mustache (or turn it into a magnificent real one) and slow, dramatic turn to Jigglypuff.
>Obliterate the puffball for this insurgency. Unless it's gone. In which case, set internal defenses to hunt it down. (How'd it even get here in the first place...)
>Headcount. There should be that weird girl who eats planets, the tiny library containing Patchouli, and all Windows and PC-98 final bosses and Stage 5 bosses. And Suwako. I already know Sukuna is counted for.
>Keep hugging Sukuna.

[3] You turned the mustache drawing into a beard drawing.

[4] You turn to face Jigglypuff.

[6] You erase it.

Lumia has fallen over and is snoring, her mouth squarely around the library as she did. If you aren't careful, the library could disappear down her throat rather easily when she wakes up.

> Continue awaiting communication.

> While you wait, continue discussion of plans with Patchouli. We need to plan out this insurgency business.

Patchy shuts you up.

"SHHHH! If we make too much noise..." She points at the snoozing Lumia, or more accurately the maw around them.

>What, so Yuuka rolled a 1 on her perception, too?
>SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS STYLE! Climb the spider up from one of its legs!

[Situation Check: 3] PASS

[6] You climb right up next to it's mouth! Bad idea, bad ideeeea!

...ALL OF MY RAGE. jk
Oh well, risk and reward I suppose.
Didn't actually have that much to lose anyway >.>

>return to the enchanter, make small talk.

Gonna need a reliable ally >.>
I love this game

[2] You make rather large talk, in 36 pt font.

>Find the free time to actually come back and post something (not a real action)

It's probably better this way. Now if/when they finally DO decide to pull the lever... they are stuck trying to figure out HOW exactly to do that!

>I've been considering this for a while, and it is completely unrelated to my castle or the Belmonts being there. Class change over to Vampire, but should the dice allow it, also remain a Shinigami. A Vampire Shinigami. Priority on Vampire though.

>Examine self in mirror to check for success.

[2] You have failed.