Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[an unmatched sock]

>Oh come on...
>Wake everyone up! This isn't a resting party; this is a WAR PARTY!

[Validon98]

>HUMAN HUNTING A-GO-GO.

[Patorikku]

> Oh...

~< Ressurection arc complete! >~

Spoiler:

I apologize for making your eyes bleed. Hopefully, I won't have many arcs.

> Now that you're not dead, co-operate with Patchy on learning some more powerful magic. As far as you know, there's something going on outside, and since she was kind enough to revive you, you can try your luck in diplomacy. Assisting her in exchange for magic skill can't end too badly for you.

[LaserTurtle]

>Intuition can lead me wrong, but I hope it's not doing so this time. Do I find the plot coupon?

[Rei Scarlette]

[5]
It flips upright to become a castle again.

>"I've seen plenty of crazy things, but this still came as a bit of a surprise. Well, that was fortunate. Needs some defense now."

>[Action] It doesn't solve everything, but dig a moat and fill it with any sort of liquid that is more dangerous than water.

[solarlight]

That worked? awesome!
hmmm.

>Use earth to create a passageway into a mountain. Then make a nice 10x10 room inside of the mountain, connecting to the passageway.

[Cybeast710]

Due to finals, I haven't really been able to do much. This isn't dead, mind you.

[solarlight]

Good luck on your finals!

[Cybeast710]

Still not dead, just computer problems!

[solarlight]

...Good luck with your computer problems then!

Thanks for not quiting even with the problems!

[Cybeast710]

>Oh come on...
>Wake everyone up! This isn't a resting party; this is a WAR PARTY!

[1]

...Zzzzz...

>Wake up and assess surroundings.

One Direction, I believe?

>HUMAN HUNTING A-GO-GO.

[1]

Mystia's feeling kinda tired.

> Oh...

Yeah, I don't think so, no need to see rainbow vomit twice.

> Now that you're not dead, co-operate with Patchy on learning some more powerful magic. As far as you know, there's something going on outside, and since she was kind enough to revive you, you can try your luck in diplomacy. Assisting her in exchange for magic skill can't end too badly for you.

[6]

She offloads several high level spell scrolls onto you and tasks you to think of a solution before "that power hungry warlord feeds this room to that girl!"

>Intuition can lead me wrong, but I hope it's not doing so this time. Do I find the plot coupon?

[1]

NOO! Instead, you find a trap!

[4 vs 5]

Which gets you! You are SHRUNK!

Penalty to actions... and a 11% likelyhood of a...situation each turn for 3 turns.

>"I've seen plenty of crazy things, but this still came as a bit of a surprise. Well, that was fortunate. Needs some defense now."

>[Action] It doesn't solve everything, but dig a moat and fill it with any sort of liquid that is more dangerous than water.

[4]

Castle, with lava.

Oh, that's beneath you! That's video game shorthand for "Insert Boss Fight Here!" You might as well invite the Belmonts over and have at them! Actuallyyyyy...

That worked? awesome!
hmmm.

>Use earth to create a passageway into a mountain. Then make a nice 10x10 room inside of the mountain, connecting to the passageway.

[3]

It collapsed.

[LaserTurtle]

>...
>Flip another metaphorical table.
>"Yuuka! You're probably more capable than I at the moment, so help please?"

[an unmatched sock]

>Dance the dance of merriment with the toothpaste of doom!
>Wake up? Please?

[Validon98]

>"Hey, are you okay? If you want, you can go back home and I'll try hunting on my own. Or do you want me to come with you?"

[solarlight]

...Atleast it worked to begin with!

>get the power of teleportation, travel into the forest of magic.

[Rei Scarlette]

[4]Castle, with lava.
Oh, that's beneath you! That's video game shorthand for "Insert Boss Fight Here!" You might as well invite the Belmonts over and have at them!

This is really great! Time to-

Actuallyyyyy...
[3]It collapsed.

What horrible luck I have with castles! Even if I repair this one, it is still stuck inside a mountain, with lava and everything.
Inside a mountain... lava... Uh.

>Time to get to work. Gonna rework this broken castle into the Fire Temple.
>And remember to hide "that" at the farthest corner of the temple, near the guardian.

[Patorikku]

>[Inner Dialogue] Alright, in order to pull this off, I have to find some way of either using some sort of interference to separate the library from the warlord's control, or incapacitate that girl to prevent the library from facing any danger. Setting up any form of interference isn't exactly my forte, but I'll have a better shot at that than quietly eliminating that girl. Not only that, but Patchouli should be able to assist in the separation. Then protecting the library from there is as simple as creating a barrier using some form of imaginary number lock. From there, I could launch an all-out offensive on the warlord from a separate location, if only to distract them from assaulting the library again.

>Begin preparations for the interference. This kinda magic needs some serious numbers in order to prevail.

[Cybeast710]

>...
>Flip another metaphorical table.
>"Yuuka! You're probably more capable than I at the moment, so help please?"

[6] You get the attention of Yuuka...but right now, with her staring at you with a sadistic grin on her face, you're not sure that was a good idea

>Dance the dance of merriment with the toothpaste of doom!
>Wake up? Please?

[3] Whatever the fuck that is,  you do it.
[1] When did that Jigglypuff get on board? AH, IT'S SINGING!

>"Hey, are you okay? If you want, you can go back home and I'll try hunting on my own. Or do you want me to come with you?"

[1] "I'm...fine...just feeling a little odd..."

...Atleast it worked to begin with!

>get the power of teleportation, travel into the forest of magic.

[2]

But it failed!

This is really great! Time to-

What horrible luck I have with castles! Even if I repair this one, it is still stuck inside a mountain, with lava and everything.
Inside a mountain... lava... Uh.

>Time to get to work. Gonna rework this broken castle into the Fire Temple.
>And remember to hide "that" at the farthest corner of the temple, near the guardian.

Gonna clarify. The "actually" was about the Belmont joke. You COULD summon them for a fight. With that in mind, if you want to change your move, you can.

>[Inner Dialogue] Alright, in order to pull this off, I have to find some way of either using some sort of interference to separate the library from the warlord's control, or incapacitate that girl to prevent the library from facing any danger. Setting up any form of interference isn't exactly my forte, but I'll have a better shot at that than quietly eliminating that girl. Not only that, but Patchouli should be able to assist in the separation. Then protecting the library from there is as simple as creating a barrier using some form of imaginary number lock. From there, I could launch an all-out offensive on the warlord from a separate location, if only to distract them from assaulting the library again.

>Begin preparations for the interference. This kinda magic needs some serious numbers in order to prevail.

[1]

Patchy stops you and holds you up to the window. The library was literally bite-sized! "Magical shields are nice and all, but all it takes at this size is a punch to crush them and us." She sighs. "Perhaps we should assist him..."

[an unmatched sock]

DREAM SHENANIGANS, HOOOOO!
>Where does the merry sleep bus take me next?
>Also, WAKE THE CRAP UP! No one won anything by sleeping, not even sleeping contests because the champion was actually in a coma for years! WAAAAKE UUUUP!!!
>>If we wake up, toss the marshmallow Normal Fairy type at what's-her-face. "Eat up. I don't want it. Or at least get rid of it."

GM Preference: Fairy Type does not f***ing exist. I hate it so much... and anything with a fairy type that comes up in this is going to be replaced with its original type or "" type.

[Rei Scarlette]

Gonna clarify. The "actually" was about the Belmont joke. You COULD summon them for a fight. With that in mind, if you want to change your move, you can.

Oh, I see. Yeah this is loads better than having to rework my castle, thanks for the clarification. Totally gonna go with

>Summon the Belmonts!
>...and if at all possible, convince them to be the guardians of my castle. I mean, they just got summoned out of nowhere by a Shinigami, but MAYBE they aren't mad, right?
>Should that fail, prepare for battle.

[Cybeast710]

if at all possible, convince them to be the guardians of my castle.

*has a private chuckle* Yeah, that worked out rather nicely for Dracula, actually...

I'll roll when more people have responded.

Moved it.

Patchy sighs. "We're pretty much cornered. We have no choice but to assist him. ...And you really think that girl won't notice that? I'm getting a ridiculously powerful reading from her. Here, put this on." She forks over a scouter. As you put it on, all it says is "Overflow Error".

DREAM SHENANIGANS, HOOOOO!
>Where does the merry sleep bus take me next?
>Also, WAKE THE CRAP UP! No one won anything by sleeping, not even sleeping contests because the champion was actually in a coma for years! WAAAAKE UUUUP!!!
>>If we wake up, toss the marshmallow Normal Fairy type at what's-her-face. "Eat up. I don't want it. Or at least get rid of it."

GM Preference: Fairy Type does not f***ing exist. I hate it so much... and anything with a fairy type that comes up in this is going to be replaced with its original type or "" type.

"Thank you, SOCK, but our princess is in another castle!"
Escape Dream [2]

Nope, guess you're off to World 2~

Oh, I see. Yeah this is loads better than having to rework my castle, thanks for the clarification. Totally gonna go with

>Summon the Belmonts!
>...and if at all possible, convince them to be the guardians of my castle. I mean, they just got summoned out of nowhere by a Shinigami, but MAYBE they aren't mad, right?
>Should that fail, prepare for battle.

[4] SUCCESS!
They draw arms the second thy see you.

[6] They guard the castle faithfully. UNFORTUNATELY, they're so thorough, you need to show them your I.D. every time.

>Hmm... she doesn't look too good. Attempt to diagnose the problem. I want to know what's causing Mysty-chan to be ill! ;~;

[6] ...Hmm... seems she's just hungry. Starved, actually. This kind of appetite indicates a spike in power, usually...

[Validon98]

>Hmm... she doesn't look too good. Attempt to diagnose the problem. I want to know what's causing Mysty-chan to be ill! ;~;

[Patorikku]

> [Speak] "Huh. Alright, I think we're gonna need something a little more practical based on our size... Maybe if we just used a powerful enough fire spell as propulsion, we could get ourselves out of range of this maniac and hide the library in the forest until we come up with a spell to return it to its original state."

> Open up a window.
> Firaga thrusters at full! GO! GO! GO! > Overhear Patchouli whispering to someone else in the library, and immediately inquire.

Rolls above were originally here due to a mistake.

[Patorikku]

Hi guys I'm Cybeast now. :V

Spoiler:

I'm just kidding please don't put the GM responsibilities on me please

I'm not sure which is more impressive: The fact I did that in the first place? Or the fact I read it THREE TIMES before actually realizing what you meant.

> [Speak] "Welp, that sure puts us in a corner. In that case, we'll just have to cooperate for a while, and maybe find a way to bring about an insurgency. I doubt all her minions are all that loyal, so we could recruit them while we're at it, but we'll need forces from outside of hers and the library as well."

>  Send out a distress signal to the Forest of Magic. But be QUIET about it.

[Validon98]

>The fact that it's NOT, then, must mean trouble. I have to find her something, anything to eat! Mystia must have food!

Who says it isn't?

[solarlight]

Awww! D:

>Attempt to gain the power over space-time.

[LaserTurtle]

>"Plot coupons... remember? Yeah...? _{please don't kill me I beg of you I'll grovel if you want I hate the reincarnation system}"
>Check rulebook. Are plots life-specific? If I die, is the plot cancelled?

[an unmatched sock]

>Okay, I've literally been asleep for about four turns now. This is getting actually annoying. Enough sleep. Waking up and then waking everyone else up is good. No more slumber party.
>>In case that doesn't work, is the captured princess in this case Sukuna? Either way, I guess rescuing princesses is a thing to do...also, keep an eye out for Mugenkan. Just in case.
>>If waking is successful, scan for things that might have happened during my nap (or that might be happening; who knows!). Also, wipe Jigglypuff from existence. Maximum obliteration.

@GM comment: Although I share your sentiments (somewhat), the slashed "Normal" was supposed to be the joke with that. It apparently went over your head. But, that's alright, it happens to everyone.

[Rei Scarlette]

[4] SUCCESS! They draw arms the second thy see you.
[6] They guard the castle faithfully. UNFORTUNATELY, they're so thorough, you need to show them your I.D. every time.

Sounds like best-case scenario to me, you never know when some adventurer is gonna disguise themself to get past the castle. If even I myself can't just get through freely, that's perfect. I should totally remember to prepare a reward for their excellent service.

>While I'm thinking about it, place a "pull lever to open door" sign in one of the rooms, with a lever to match. I'll decide whether or not to place a trap on it later. The sign alone should definitely cause some trouble and confusion for any unwanted guests.

[Validon98]

Who says it isn't?

[6] ...Hmm... seems she's just hungry. Starved, actually. This kind of appetite indicates a spike in power, usually...

Relevant word highlighted.
"Usually," the way I see it, implies that it's not happening now, especially since her hunger is being described as her "not feeling well." It's a minor thing, I guess, but it's also kind of ambiguous... unless that was intentional, in which case ignore this post entirely. ^^;

Usually indicates a probable cause. As you have no reason to reject that probable cause, perhaps you should allow things to play out for now.

EDIT (from Validon): Alright, thank you for the clarification. Changing action to:

>Hmm... keep an eye on her, then. If her condition worsens, then take immediate action, but otherwise be there for support!