Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[Validon98]

>Finish off the day right with Mystia. And then possibly tomorrow, we adventure together as lovers! That can't possibly go wrong, right?

[Dumanios]

>Well, we have a semi-drunken Mima.
>Hmm.... how about Meira? Yeah, Hire Meira.

[an unmatched sock]

>Send a quick message to Mima: "Don't forget, your allegiance is mine. Leave and you're fair game for domination." (She's a final boss, remember?) "How'd you get off my palace anyhow?"
>Now that she's lost me for a bit, focus on trying to teleport Patchy up here again. If this doesn't work, I'll just be going in blind.

[Patorikku]

>Get to work on reviving yourself. The book had some pretty good details on getting things right, so take to the procedure with care.

[solarlight]

...I sense a potential troll enchanter.

>"How long will the enchantment last?" If the answer is more then a day go on my merry way. if it's below, leave and start punting away everything that can be punted, with the beehive.
Make sure nothing belongs or has relations to the enchanter. Don't want enemies.

[Cybeast710]

>Finish off the day right with Mystia. And then possibly tomorrow, we adventure together as lovers! That can't possibly go wrong, right?

[6]

You're sleeping nicely. She comes back with some...food... for when you wake up.

>Well, we have a semi-drunken Mima.
>Hmm.... how about Meira? Yeah, Hire Meira.

> Meira [3]

...She pledges loyalty ONLY if Reimu is on the targets list.

>Send a quick message to Mima: "Don't forget, your allegiance is mine. Leave and you're fair game for domination." (She's a final boss, remember?) "How'd you get off my palace anyhow?"
>Now that she's lost me for a bit, focus on trying to teleport Patchy up here again. If this doesn't work, I'll just be going in blind.

> Mima responds "You think I care? I just want revenge on humans, besides... I'll see if I can't lead this fool into helping you out."
> Patchy [6]
The entire library is teleported up... as a tiny little cube you could crush. Patchy is in a bad situation...

>Get to work on reviving yourself. The book had some pretty good details on getting things right, so take to the procedure with care.

[1 + 1 assurance modifier]

DAMN... the book exploded!

...I sense a potential troll enchanter.

>"How long will the enchantment last?" If the answer is more then a day go on my merry way. if it's below, leave and start punting away everything that can be punted, with the beehive.
Make sure nothing belongs or has relations to the enchanter. Don't want enemies.

[5]

"Depends on how hard you hit stuff. It's not that it's shattering because of the enchantment, but a regular honeycomb isn't very sturdy.

[Dumanios]

>Ah... Reimu.
>She's defeated all of us separately. But surely the four of us are a match for her.
>Then there's the issue of who gets her power: Mima or Meira. But we'll cross that bridge later.
>The Awesome Darkness Team shall attack Reimu.

[Validon98]

>YAY FOOD
>"Thank you Mystia~!"

[an unmatched sock]

>To Mima: "Hmm...yeah alright. Good luck with whatever you're planning."
>To Patchouli: "Well well well. Isn't this a bit of a predicament you're now in, you little purple bookworm? All I wanted was information from you, and you go and try to mess it all up. That's just rude. Rude enough that I might contemplate giving you to the girl over there." Gesture at the one probably eating half of a miniature planet.
>"And no, we're not giant, you're just small, like that planet. Also, I would like to point out that your good friend Remilia and her maid are in league with me. So, wouldn't it be more beneficial for you to, say, let me install your library into the palace? I'm sure we do have some books you don't. Oh, and I would also suggest not trying to jam my magic again." Not like she gets much of a say in the matter anyhow, anymore.
>"Now, I need information on China. Not Meiling, the country. Can you help?"

[LaserTurtle]

>Ask Yuuka what she thinks of me

[solarlight]

>"Ah right, that makes sense, Thank you very much for the help. I hope we meet again one day!" Proceed to wander off, attempting to find a cave somewhere.

[Patorikku]

>[Speak] I uh... The book exploded... I managed to make a book explode... How, by all that exists, did I... Wait hang on, something's going on in this library.
>Look through whatever window available to survey the scene.
>Take note of the allegedly giant unmatched sock outside of the window.

>Start shouting to gain said sock's attention. Maybe this giant knows how to revive people without exploding books in the process!

[Cybeast710]

>Ah... Reimu.
>She's defeated all of us separately. But surely the four of us are a match for her.
>Then there's the issue of who gets her power: Mima or Meira. But we'll cross that bridge later.
>The Awesome Darkness Team shall attack Reimu.

> Attack [1]

The attack goes awry... Reimu was successfully put on the run, though, but you all were badly hurt...

>YAY FOOD
>"Thank you Mystia~!"

"You're welcome!" She dangles the human.

>To Mima: "Hmm...yeah alright. Good luck with whatever you're planning."
>To Patchouli: "Well well well. Isn't this a bit of a predicament you're now in, you little purple bookworm? All I wanted was information from you, and you go and try to mess it all up. That's just rude. Rude enough that I might contemplate giving you to the girl over there." Gesture at the one probably eating half of a miniature planet.
>"And no, we're not giant, you're just small, like that planet. Also, I would like to point out that your good friend Remilia and her maid are in league with me. So, wouldn't it be more beneficial for you to, say, let me install your library into the palace? I'm sure we do have some books you don't. Oh, and I would also suggest not trying to jam my magic again." Not like she gets much of a say in the matter anyhow, anymore.
>"Now, I need information on China. Not Meiling, the country. Can you help?"

Patchouli sighs. "Might as well... hey, a loose soul!" She grabbed the loose soul of Pattoriku.

> Info [1]
...She lied to you... gave you the US's info instead, and you're clueless.

Shrug, and eat candy [5]

She smiles as she eats her "candy."

>Ask Yuuka what she thinks of me

[5]
"I think you're a loose soul... do you want me to set you adrift?"

>[Speak] I uh... The book exploded... I managed to make a book explode... How, by all that exists, did I... Wait hang on, something's going on in this library.
>Look through whatever window available to survey the scene.
>Take note of the allegedly giant unmatched sock outside of the window.

>Start shouting to gain said sock's attention. Maybe this giant knows how to revive people without exploding books in the process!

> Patchy's currently keeping you from responding.

>"Ah right, that makes sense, Thank you very much for the help. I hope we meet again one day!" Proceed to wander off, attempting to find a cave somewhere.

[1]

Can't find it...

[Validon98]

>Stare at human.
>Realize I'm a youkai now.
>Give no fucks and eat, because hey, I gave one warning to that one guy, and no one listened, so yup, done caring.

[Dumanios]

>The Shrine is ours, though Reimu escaped!
>Nurse our wounds.
>After that, we take anything we can find and go to the Outside World, where we conquer Japan.

[an unmatched sock]

>"...Considering I come from the US, I know that July 4th is Independence Day, not China Day." *sigh* "Well, you're no help."
>Try to detect if a loose soul is in there, I thought for sure I just heard one try to get my attention before it went silent.
>Well, might as well start. Wait...check calendar. I wanna make sure I didn't somehow schedule the wedding with Sukuna today instead of after conquest.
>Assuming there is nothing truly pressing, lock down the library in the master bedroom so no one can get to it. Then go to the main hall and gather everyone there.

[LaserTurtle]

>"Not currently, thanks. I rather like having a body."
>Attempt gesture of friendship

[Cybeast710]

>Stare at human.
>Realize I'm a youkai now.
>Give no fucks and eat, because hey, I gave one warning to that one guy, and no one listened, so yup, done caring.

> Stare [5]
You give him your best blank stare.

> Realize [5]
"Hmmhmmhm, you're food now, little one!"

> Eat [1]
...Nice throw, Mystia, he's trying to get away...

>The Shrine is ours, though Reimu escaped!
>Nurse our wounds.
>After that, we take anything we can find and go to the Outside World, where we conquer Japan.

> Conquer [3]

You successfully established a defensive parameter.

Detect Mima's double allegiance. [4]

Mima was talking to someone... you're not sure who. Better keep an eye on her...

>"...Considering I come from the US, I know that July 4th is Independence Day, not China Day." *sigh* "Well, you're no help."
>Try to detect if a loose soul is in there, I thought for sure I just heard one try to get my attention before it went silent.
>Well, might as well start. Wait...check calendar. I wanna make sure I didn't somehow schedule the wedding with Sukuna today instead of after conquest.
>Assuming there is nothing truly pressing, lock down the library in the master bedroom so no one can get to it. Then go to the main hall and gather everyone there.

> Detect [3]
...Nope! Nothing.

> Calendar [4]
...You're fine.

> Lock Down [1]
Well, Patchy still can put up a fight, huh?

Incoming message on Channel 5...

>"Not currently, thanks. I rather like having a body."
>Attempt gesture of friendship

[2]

> No response.

[Dumanios]

>The fight ahead will be difficult once Reimu gets back.
>Prepare EX-level spell cards, due to lack of ribbon.

[an unmatched sock]

>*sigh* "Patchouli, look, I'm trying to be nice here. I could easily have given you to that girl." Gesture to the one eating the tiny planet for emphasis. "You'd probably be melting inside of her right now, including a vast majority of your books. And if you weren't digesting, you'd still be stuck. Please just work with me. Besides, don't you think your good friend Remi would be a bit disappointed in you for not following one of her allegiances?" Hopefully she will understand and stop being so...annoying.
>...Hmm? Ah. Returning message along Channel 5...
>Actually lock down the library this time. Then gather everyone in main hall and begin establishing connection to the surface.

[Validon98]

>Catch the human! I wanna eat!

[Cybeast710]

>The fight ahead will be difficult once Reimu gets back.
>Prepare EX-level spell cards, due to lack of ribbon.

[6]

Ready to rumble...

>*sigh* "Patchouli, look, I'm trying to be nice here. I could easily have given you to that girl." Gesture to the one eating the tiny planet for emphasis. "You'd probably be melting inside of her right now, including a vast majority of your books. And if you weren't digesting, you'd still be stuck. Please just work with me. Besides, don't you think your good friend Remi would be a bit disappointed in you for not following one of her allegiances?" Hopefully she will understand and stop being so...annoying.
>...Hmm? Ah. Returning message along Channel 5...
>Actually lock down the library this time. Then gather everyone in main hall and begin establishing connection to the surface.

Lock Down [3]
...Well, the windows are sealed. Door's open, but Lumia would happily gobble her if you gave an order to do so...

>Catch the human! I wanna eat!

[1]

Little bastard got away...

"I'll catch you another... better yet, go hunting with me!" Mystia is cheery about the whole thing, making you suspect she dropped the little guy on purpose."

[Validon98]

>Let's go human hunting then!

[solarlight]

What timezone are you on Cybeast? It was night for me when you became active.

And AWW, my first low roll. Had a nice streak going somehow, nice start!

>No caves? now that won't do! Go and start digging out a house in the side of a mountain, With the  pickaxe I should still have. preferable a mountain that has no other inhabitants on and near it.

[LaserTurtle]

>Accompany Yuuka for her daily activities. Nothing else to do.

[Dumanios]

>Wait.
>Screw waiting around, we're women of action!
>Go to the Outside World and conquer Japan.

[Patorikku]

>[Mmph] Mmmph mm hmpph nnhh mmphm!

>Mmph mmn-- I mean... Struggle to free yourself from Patchouli's grasp.

The "candy" is Lumia's, not Patchy's.

[an unmatched sock]

>"You, planet-eating girl. First, tell me your name. I'm tired of not knowing and it'll be easier to call you by name than description."
>"Second, watch the library. If the purple librarian tries to leave, dissuade her. I want her to stay alive. Although I wouldn't recommend it as an immediate course of action, you can...restrain her in whatever method you choose." Pause and think for a bit. "Anyone else who leaves the library is fair game, as long as it's not her devil familiar. If it's her, keep her hostage. Anyone other than those two are yours to deal with.
>Proceed to the main hall, where everyone is gathered, and psych them up for invasion. Also, start establishing a line to the ruler of China. Make sure effective, efficient translators are in place and working just fine.

[Cybeast710]

What timezone are you on Cybeast? It was night for me when you became active.

And AWW, my first low roll. Had a nice streak going somehow, nice start!

>No caves? now that won't do! Go and start digging out a house in the side of a mountain, With the  pickaxe I should still have. preferable a mountain that has no other inhabitants on and near it.

Being on college time means I'll be up at 2 AM sometimes for no reason at all. And it's EDT.

[1]
...It collapsed...

>Let's go human hunting then!

[4]

You find one...but wouldn't ya know it, it just HAD to be a Gappy Stu... with a Pikachu!

ENEMY: Pokemon Trainer

Partner: Pikachu

Pikachu's health: Full

"I won't go down without a fight!"

"PIKA PIKA!"

>Accompany Yuuka for her daily activities. Nothing else to do.

[4]

Yep.

>Wait.
>Screw waiting around, we're women of action!
>Go to the Outside World and conquer Japan.

[2]

...Bad weather. Lightning seems to reveal Nue for a brief moment...

>[Mmph] Mmmph mm hmpph nnhh mmphm!

>Mmph mmn-- I mean... Struggle to free yourself from Patchouli's grasp.

The "candy" is Lumia's, not Patchy's.

[3]

"Quiet! I'm trying to save you!"

>"You, planet-eating girl. First, tell me your name. I'm tired of not knowing and it'll be easier to call you by name than description."
>"Second, watch the library. If the purple librarian tries to leave, dissuade her. I want her to stay alive. Although I wouldn't recommend it as an immediate course of action, you can...restrain her in whatever method you choose." Pause and think for a bit. "Anyone else who leaves the library is fair game, as long as it's not her devil familiar. If it's her, keep her hostage. Anyone other than those two are yours to deal with.
>Proceed to the main hall, where everyone is gathered, and psych them up for invasion. Also, start establishing a line to the ruler of China. Make sure effective, efficient translators are in place and working just fine.

"My name...is Lumia."

"OKI DOKEY~!"

Incoming call: Press C-Right...

> [3]
Damnit, translation not there. try again?

[Patorikku]

>You're not necessarily sure whether or not you want to believe her, but since she doesn't seem keen on letting go, search around for... Stuff. Anything you might be able to use later for resurrection, offensive magic, supportive skills, melee combat, anything.