Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[Patorikku]

> Test your new Magus skills. Thundara in a random direction!

[Dumanios]

>I am now Rumia number... uh.... over 9,000?
>Team Nine, assemble!

[Cybeast710]

The GM would like to apologize for the inconvenience, but no rolls will be made for a while. As I have a Chemistry final tomorrow, I desperately need to study. I repeat, no further rolls will be made at this time, and we apologize for the inconvenience.

The GM WOULD ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE OF HIM BEING A COMPLETE MORON. THE CHEM FINAL WASN'T FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS.

As such... ROLLS. NOW.

Awesome, I've been waiting for breakfast...where's my drink?

>Out of paranoia, double check the breakfast to make sure no funny business is with it. At least the table looks nice.
>If nothing, dig in! So hungry...
>Sukuna still hasn't answered my questions. If she hasn't had breakfast, offer some to her from this.

> It's fine.

> Dig in [5]
WITH GUSTO!

> Offer [3]
She has a nibble or two.

>Hmm... let's let the man go for noooow... but warn him that if he comes near here again, all bets are off in terms of being taken off the menu.

[3]
He fled, immediately, before hearing the warning. Mystia ruffled your hair. "What was that about becoming a youkai?" She asked, in a sweetly flirty tone.

>but... but... I didn't earn enough points from the defeat of the DARK LORD OF EVILY DOOM for a 1up?
>Dangit. Reincarnate as a hat.

[1] What do you think this is, an arcade game or something?
[5] You are now a flying hat.

> Test your new Magus skills. Thundara in a random direction!

[N/A] As you skipped Black Mage, you skipped everything except for the -Aga spells. You also learned Flare.

>I am now Rumia number... uh.... over 9,000?
>Team Nine, assemble!

> I believe you're the 4th Rumia we have running around at this point, as the original Rumia's consciousness is now in another body.

> Assemble [1]
No dice, Cirno's off training, Mystia's with a love interest, and Wriggle is trying to train a bug Pokemon or two. (It IS Crossover Edition)

[solarlight]

>Gain the power of the elements.

First post on the forums!

[an unmatched sock]

>Yeah, he stays. For now. Good breakfast.
>Make sure we keep an egg for Okuu if she does good. Even simple minds understand the punish-reward system!
>Hmm...now what? Oh right, taking over China.
>Abduct Meiling to get more information about Meiling. I mean China. And use magic teleportation, I don't need the technological one. Why did I even install that...

[Patorikku]

>Okay, Thundaga in a slightly more particular direction. Due north!

[Validon98]

>"You heard right. I want to become a youkai"
>Start whatever training or process that needs to be done in order to change. For partial immortality!

[Dumanios]

>Alright, I'll make my own team, with blackjack and hookers.
>Hire Black Mage.

[LaserTurtle]

>Bypass the hundred-year wait! MAGIC UP A BODY!

[Cybeast710]

>Gain the power of the elements.

First post on the forums!

[2]

>Yeah, he stays. For now. Good breakfast.
>Make sure we keep an egg for Okuu if she does good. Even simple minds understand the punish-reward system!
>Hmm...now what? Oh right, taking over China.
>Abduct Meiling to get more information about Meiling. I mean China. And use magic teleportation, I don't need the technological one. Why did I even install that...

[3]

Half an egg good enough?

> Abduct [1]

She never has been, so the mission is aborted.

>Okay, Thundaga in a slightly more particular direction. Due north!

[1]

...OOPS. Fried Patorikku, anyone?

>"You heard right. I want to become a youkai"
>Start whatever training or process that needs to be done in order to change. For partial immortality!

[4]

Mystia waves you off. "You know, I like you better this way... I'll see what I can do..."

>Alright, I'll make my own team, with blackjack and hookers.
>Hire Black Mage.

[1]

...He left after burning your ribbon.

>Bypass the hundred-year wait! MAGIC UP A BODY!

[1]

OUCH. You died...again.

[Dumanios]

...He left after burning your ribbon.

>Kill him.
>Then hire Nue Houjuu for our Awesome Darkness Team!

[an unmatched sock]

>Meiling abduction failed?! Fine, try beaming Patchouli up here. Her massive knowledge probably has something about Meili- er, China.
>"Ugh. Teleportation can be a drag sometimes."
>Pocket the egg in the pocket Sukuna is not in. While we're at it, put Sukuna on our shoulders. (Unless she's Final Boss-sized for some reason. In which case, how is she fitting in my pocket?)
>"So, whatever-your-name-is, what can you do? The same as your 'nice half', or can you do something different?"

[Validon98]

>Hesitate
>"...As a human?"

[Rei Scarlette]

>[Thinking] What a nice and quiet day we're hav-

[1] ...OOPS. Fried Patorikku, anyone?

(Edit: By the way, I'm assuming that someone who is fried by Thundaga rather than simply shocking themself is totally dead, ignore if I am incorrect)
>[Speak] ...what's this, some kind of omelette...? Oh, nah, it's a guy. You know, it's hard to talk to people when they look like that, so for now you'll be a soul until you decide what you're gonna do from here.
>[Poof] Soulify
>[Await Response]

[1] OUCH. You died...again.

>[Speak] Life as a hat didn't really work out for you, huh? It's alright. I'll just take that soul and swap it out for a fresh one, again, and you can go ahead and reincarnate or whatever.
>[Pause] ...unless, you want to try being a zombie or some other undead thing, in which case I shouldn't hand you a new soul just yet? It's your call.
>[Await Response]


While waiting for them, I'm gonna actually do an action and
>[Action] Serve up a Pizza with that legendary scythe of mine
>[If successful] 1d6 for how many slices I offer them, if any at all. The rest goes to myself.

[LaserTurtle]

>...
>Flip metaphorical afterlife table
>"We're gonna try this again. GO GO REINCARNATION YEAH"
>Reincarnate! This time as something with a body. Preferably humanoid, but after all this I'm not too picky.

[solarlight]

Nothing happened? seems legit! XD

>Well, something else then. Get an enchanted beehive made out of steel, Without the bees ofcourse. It's enchantment means it is capable of knocking almost everything miles away!

[Cybeast710]

>Kill him.
>Then hire Nue Houjuu for our Awesome Darkness Team!

> Kill [3]

Someone's an idiot and gets neatly snagged.

> Nue [4]

You're very persuasive and manage to get her to join.

>Meiling abduction failed?! Fine, try beaming Patchouli up here. Her massive knowledge probably has something about Meili- er, China.
>"Ugh. Teleportation can be a drag sometimes."
>Pocket the egg in the pocket Sukuna is not in. While we're at it, put Sukuna on our shoulders. (Unless she's Final Boss-sized for some reason. In which case, how is she fitting in my pocket?)
>"So, whatever-your-name-is, what can you do? The same as your 'nice half', or can you do something different?"

> Patchy [2]
...Curse damn it she's got a teleportation ward... When you're done steaming, hold onto the egg.

"Hahahaha, you really want to know? I manipulate shadows... if you wish to know what this means... can I demonstrate?"

>Hesitate
>"...As a human?"

She grins. "No, silly! But let me take care of this? I've got a song of change here somewhere..."

She starts singing.

>[Thinking] What a nice and quiet day we're hav-

(Edit: By the way, I'm assuming that someone who is fried by Thundaga rather than simply shocking themself is totally dead, ignore if I am incorrect)
>[Speak] ...what's this, some kind of omelette...? Oh, nah, it's a guy. You know, it's hard to talk to people when they look like that, so for now you'll be a soul until you decide what you're gonna do from here.
>[Poof] Soulify
>[Await Response]

>[Speak] Life as a hat didn't really work out for you, huh? It's alright. I'll just take that soul and swap it out for a fresh one, again, and you can go ahead and reincarnate or whatever.
>[Pause] ...unless, you want to try being a zombie or some other undead thing, in which case I shouldn't hand you a new soul just yet? It's your call.
>[Await Response]


While waiting for them, I'm gonna actually do an action and
>[Action] Serve up a Pizza with that legendary scythe of mine
>[If successful] 1d6 for how many slices I offer them, if any at all. The rest goes to myself.

> Pizza [2]

...Well, it's not really edible...

> Slices [N/A]

No pizza.

>...

>Flip metaphorical afterlife table
>"We're gonna try this again. GO GO REINCARNATION YEAH"
>Reincarnate! This time as something with a body. Preferably humanoid, but after all this I'm not too picky.

> Flip table. [5]
NICE.
>Reincarnate [1]
WHA-POW!

...You're now a sunflower. See you next turn. Ah well, at least Yuuka's watering you.

Nothing happened? seems legit! XD

>Well, something else then. Get an enchanted beehive made out of steel, Without the bees ofcourse. It's enchantment means it is capable of knocking almost everything miles away!

[3]

...You got a normal beehive. No bees.

[Validon98]

>"Oh, um... thank you."
>Listen to the song, hoping it has the intended effect and doesn't somehow flub. Although I doubt it, Mystia is a great singer, so how could she flub her singing~?

[solarlight]

Well, that is the first part atleast.

>Try to find someone to enchant my beehive, also pick up a pickaxe if I come across one.

[an unmatched sock]

>Psh, teleportation ward. Mental force my way right through it! If she resists, bribe her with books she's never seen before.
>"Shadow manipulation, eh? Heard that one before. Yet you also don't look like either of the two people I know who can do anything of the sort. So sure, demonstrate or whatever."
>Try magic-sleuthing what everyone on board is doing. Hopefully they're not messing with stuff. I know Sukuna is with me and Yuyuko is most likely at the food synthesizer, but everyone else...hmm...
>The hell kinda phrase is "curse damn it," and why'd i think it...?

[Patorikku]

>Ow my everything

>[Speak] Augh... What is this staticky feeling everywhere...? Did I mess up that spell THAT badly? And... am I floating? How the hell...?

>Attempt to deduce the situation presented
>Retrieve arms

[LaserTurtle]

>FRICKIN DANGIT!
>Well, uh... Try to communicate with Yuuka?

[Cybeast710]

>"Oh, um... thank you."
>Listen to the song, hoping it has the intended effect and doesn't somehow flub. Although I doubt it, Mystia is a great singer, so how could she flub her singing~?

Note: +1 Experience modifier.

[4+1]

You don't seem any different outwardly, but you can tell it worked.

Well, that is the first part atleast.

>Try to find someone to enchant my beehive, also pick up a pickaxe if I come across one.

[5]

Hmm... you found both.

>Psh, teleportation ward. Mental force my way right through it! If she resists, bribe her with books she's never seen before.
>"Shadow manipulation, eh? Heard that one before. Yet you also don't look like either of the two people I know who can do anything of the sort. So sure, demonstrate or whatever."
>Try magic-sleuthing what everyone on board is doing. Hopefully they're not messing with stuff. I know Sukuna is with me and Yuyuko is most likely at the food synthesizer, but everyone else...hmm...
>The hell kinda phrase is "curse damn it," and why'd i think it...?

> Force [1]

...Uh-oh. Not only did you fail to do it, but she traced you, and is outright interfering with any surface interaction...

-1 to any interactions with surface due to Patchouli's interference.

"Hahahaha... so I'll just give you an explanation of my power first."

Recieved OCs.txt.


> Shrink [4]
A snap of her fingers, and Cybeast becomes small enough to even be bite sized for Sukuna.
"Resizing shadows is such a blast!"
> Flare [4]
BOOM!
"Powers are essence, essence is shadow."
> Rift [4]
"See essence is shadow, and all places have shadows." She smiles as she withdraws a parallel universe's Earth, sized like a candy. "Aren't portals fun?"
> Offer [3]
She smiles and gets a knife. "Want to cut this candy in two for me?"

>Ow my everything

>[Speak] Augh... What is this staticky feeling everywhere...? Did I mess up that spell THAT badly? And... am I floating? How the hell...?

>Attempt to deduce the situation presented
>Retrieve arms

> Deduce [4]

You deduce that you are dead.

> Retrieve arms [5]

...You retrieve your non-existent arms.

The GM says "UGH." But no accounting for taste, and to each their own.

>FRICKIN DANGIT!
>Well, uh... Try to communicate with Yuuka?

> Communicate [6]

Works a little too well. Now she's keeping you rather close...

[solarlight]

Yay!

>Ask the one with the ability to enchant my beehive to enchant it, and if possible my pickaxe too.

[Validon98]

>If she is finished, hug Mystia happily.
>"Aww, thank you so much~. You know I love you, right?"

[Patorikku]

The GM says "UGH." But no accounting for taste, and to each their own.

Yah, that was just me being a twit, sorry. Not really sure if I could follow that series anyway...

>[Speak] Well, criminy. What kind of hero dies before his story starts up? Better find a way to fix this.

>You're still in the library, since you made no attempt at leaving, so go find a book on resurrection for ghosts.

[an unmatched sock]

>Hmm. That's...different. Certainly not like the other shadow manipulators...then again, one's an idiot, the other's not extremely skilled with just shadows, so...meh.
>"Eh...whatever." Split alternate earth and toss the halves back to what's-her-name. "I'm not one for eating planets. Taking them over, yes. Otherwise it just seems like a waste."
>Try scrambling magic signal so Patchouli can't interfere. That could get annoying.
>Speaking of conquering, bring up a holographic message to Keine to ask her about China. If anyone were to help, it would be her. Without giving away what I plan to do with the information, of course.

[Dumanios]

>Hmm... to continue the theme of darkness...
>Hire Mima for our Awesome Darkness Team.

[LaserTurtle]

>Close how?
>Oh god please don't tell me she's marrying me

[Cybeast710]

Yay!

>Ask the one with the ability to enchant my beehive to enchant it, and if possible my pickaxe too.

[4]
He enchants your beehive, but warns you. "As soon as it wears off, this thing will shatter..."
DUR: 50

>If she is finished, hug Mystia happily.
>"Aww, thank you so much~. You know I love you, right?"

[4]
"OF COURSE, SILLY!"

Yah, that was just me being a twit, sorry. Not really sure if I could follow that series anyway...

>[Speak] Well, criminy. What kind of hero dies before his story starts up? Better find a way to fix this.

>You're still in the library, since you made no attempt at leaving, so go find a book on resurrection for ghosts.

[5]

You find one and detailed procedures.

>Hmm. That's...different. Certainly not like the other shadow manipulators...then again, one's an idiot, the other's not extremely skilled with just shadows, so...meh.
>"Eh...whatever." Split alternate earth and toss the halves back to what's-her-name. "I'm not one for eating planets. Taking them over, yes. Otherwise it just seems like a waste."
>Try scrambling magic signal so Patchouli can't interfere. That could get annoying.
>Speaking of conquering, bring up a holographic message to Keine to ask her about China. If anyone were to help, it would be her. Without giving away what I plan to do with the information, of course.

> Split [4]
You split it and toss the halves back to her.

> Scramble [5-1]
Seems like it worked,,, for NOW,..

Patchouli will try to unscramble it for every command sent down. A 6 will put her back on your feed.

> Keine [3]
Seems Patchy cut the link midway through. Oh well, you found out some things at least.

> Trace [5]
She almost traced you again, too!

>Hmm... to continue the theme of darkness...
>Hire Mima for our Awesome Darkness Team.

[4]

Mima laughs, but sobers up when she realizes you're serious.

>Close how?
>Oh god please don't tell me she's marrying me

She's keeping you in her pocket close.