Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[Validon98]

>Blush a bit and explain how that would mean I wouldn't be able to behold her beauty from the outside!

[an unmatched sock]

>Finish wedding plans with Sukuna, then tell her where the master bedroom is, since it no doubt is getting late, and I have world domination to attend to.
>Oh? Small cage with...that guy who got eaten by that girl who I teleported off of my ship...lift cage and stare inquisitively, pondering what to do.

[Kasu]

Time to get back into the action!

> Dropkick Sock after appearing above him.

[LaserTurtle]

>Uhhh.
>When in doubt, REPAIR DAMAGES!

[Cybeast710]

>Do not hold out my hand, receive a legendary scythe, and equip it.

>Also do not collect $200.

> [1]
Your reverse psychology worked wonders.

> [2]
You also got your200 dollars.

> lets get it to Iffy and see what he says about it.

[2]
Seems you tripped and lost it.

>Read a good handful of books on magic and stuff so you're prepared to join in the fray

[3]
You read 1. Too lazy!

>Blush a bit and explain how that would mean I wouldn't be able to behold her beauty from the outside!

[5]
She nods, looking for someplace to keep you.

>Finish wedding plans with Sukuna, then tell her where the master bedroom is, since it no doubt is getting late, and I have world domination to attend to.
>Oh? Small cage with...that guy who got eaten by that girl who I teleported off of my ship...lift cage and stare inquisitively, pondering what to do.

> Plan [3] She wanders off to look for it.

> Cage [3] You just can't seem to get ideas.

Pouty eyes at him. Full on. [2]
It's not working!

Time to get back into the action!

> Dropkick Sock after appearing above him.

[2 vs 5]
You have no current way of reaching the space station.

>Uhhh.
>When in doubt, REPAIR DAMAGES!

[1]
SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED.

[an unmatched sock]

>Hmmmmm...well, options seems to be:
  >>1) Keep as a pet, he's small and cute.
  >>2) Boot him from the ship. Air lock or teleportation, shrinking or unshrinking might occur. If I feel nice.
  >>3) Use as bait to keep Yuyuko from trying to eat me. I don't care that I'm delicious, I'm no ghost treat!!

>After dealing with the caged one, activate defenses, it's getting late.

>Remember if we set aside some leftover blood in case Remilia gets peckish tonight.

>PC98 final/Stage 5 bosses are here too, huh...gonna have to make sure Yumemi doesn't steal my technology.

>Hey wait...last I saw, the small guy was shoved into the stomach of a small blonde girl. Whole and full size. How'd he shrink again and wind up stuck in a cage? And how'd he get back on my palace? Damn security system didn't send me a notice like it should have...or did it? Might want to check the security logs.

>Speaking of strange appearances, how did Suwako get on board? I don't remember getting the EX bosses here, just Stage 5 and 6 bosses...and if she's here, then would that mean...so are the...others?

...oh no.

>Adjourn to the master bedroom and, by extension, Sukuna (if Option 1 is chosen, bring cage along.)


(oh god this is a long one, sorry!)

[Kasu]

> Pull off a dynamic entry into the space station with my powers of hotbloodedness.

[Cybeast710]

>Hmmmmm...well, options seems to be:
  >>1) Keep as a pet, he's small and cute.
  >>2) Boot him from the ship. Air lock or teleportation, shrinking or unshrinking might occur. If I feel nice.
  >>3) Use as bait to keep Yuyuko from trying to eat me. I don't care that I'm delicious, I'm no ghost treat!!

>After dealing with the caged one, activate defenses, it's getting late.

>Remember if we set aside some leftover blood in case Remilia gets peckish tonight.

>PC98 final/Stage 5 bosses are here too, huh...gonna have to make sure Yumemi doesn't steal my technology.

>Hey wait...last I saw, the small guy was shoved into the stomach of a small blonde girl. Whole and full size. How'd he shrink again and wind up stuck in a cage? And how'd he get back on my palace? Damn security system didn't send me a notice like it should have...or did it? Might want to check the security logs.

>Speaking of strange appearances, how did Suwako get on board? I don't remember getting the EX bosses here, just Stage 5 and 6 bosses...and if she's here, then would that mean...so are the...others?

...oh no.

>Adjourn to the master bedroom and, by extension, Sukuna (if Option 1 is chosen, bring cage along.)


(oh god this is a long one, sorry!)

> "Help me..."
[1]
Plea falls on deaf ears. The cage is taken with him.

> Defenses [1]
Yeah, you seem to have forgotten your password. How, when it's your name, is hard to understand. Maybe later.

> Prevention [4]
Blood's out.

> Logs [3] Logs state of a small dimensional fluctuation. Didn't really do much besides place the two. The cause is unknown, but no major effects happened...

> EX Bosses? [5]
Seems you got lucky. It's just her, because she came with Kanako.

> Bed, with Sukuna and Caged Cybeast. [5]
Night!

> Pull off a dynamic entry into the space station with my powers of hotbloodedness.

[1]

No dice. You're captured by the security system, and shot down.

[an unmatched sock]

>Drop a small cover on the cage, then go bed.
>Sukuna allowing, sleep uneventfully and wake up in the morning well-rested.
>Once it's morning, take cover off of cage and drop a cookie in there for him.
>Sukuna's whereabouts this morning? Still asleep or up and about?

[Dumanios]

>Flandre and I enter Unmatched Socks ship.

[Cybeast710]

>Drop a small cover on the cage, then go bed.
>Sukuna allowing, sleep uneventfully and wake up in the morning well-rested.
>Once it's morning, take cover off of cage and drop a cookie in there for him.
>Sukuna's whereabouts this morning? Still asleep or up and about?

Cover > [6] You precisely dropped a cover on the cage. So precisely, though, that you can't see or hear what Cybeast is up to inside, as you are unaware of his true abilities.

GM Note: Cybeast, if you forgot, can summon anything under the sun by naming it. But he's sitting back to see how things play out.


> Summon some spy equipment to tack onto places if he lets you out.
> Summon Bag of Holding
> Create emergency weapon for use if need be.

> Spy [1] The equipment sparks rather loudly, almost waking him up. Luckily, the cover masked the noise.

> Bag [4] You now have a bag that can hold anything~ Just be careful not to get yourself trapped.

> Weapon [2] Damn. No dice there either. Oh well, try again later...


> Sleep uneventfully [4]
You slept amazingly like a log.

> Uncover and cookie. [5]
Once it's morning, you take the cover off. Seeing the bag, you discount it, but make a note of determining if he had it last night later, you're a little hungover. You leave him a cookie while he continues to plead.

> Whereabouts? [1]
Sukuna's made an unholy mess trying to cook you breakfast.

"Sorry..."

>Flandre and I enter Unmatched Socks ship.

[3]
You managed to get in, but it seems he FINALLY remembered his password and secured a teleport lock. Flandre's power labeled her as a threat and she was sent back.

[an unmatched sock]

>Hmm...bag I don't remember...better drop a powerful, unbreakable, and pretty magic seal on the cage so he doesn't slip out without me knowing. Or at all without my permission. (Didn't he make things just randomly appear before? I seem to recall something like that when Yuyuko was chasing us...)
>"It's alright, Sukuna. You tried." Activate mechanized cleaning robots to clean the mess Sukuna made.
>Check security logs again. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried to sneak on board while I was asleep...
>Send reminder to everyone that the food synthesizer can make breakfast automatically, especially since there's a slight...delay...in the kitchen.
>Ask first person (besides Sukuna) that I find how their night was.
>Try to figure out which place I should conquer first...world domination and all.

[Validon98]

>Once Mystia finds a place for me, let's try that Mini spell on myself again to get back to normal. It's hard to caress and love someone when I'm tiny!

[Cybeast710]

>Hmm...bag I don't remember...better drop a powerful, unbreakable, and pretty magic seal on the cage so he doesn't slip out without me knowing. Or at all without my permission. (Didn't he make things just randomly appear before? I seem to recall something like that when Yuyuko was chasing us...)
>"It's alright, Sukuna. You tried." Activate mechanized cleaning robots to clean the mess Sukuna made.
>Check security logs again. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried to sneak on board while I was asleep...
>Send reminder to everyone that the food synthesizer can make breakfast automatically, especially since there's a slight...delay...in the kitchen.
>Ask first person (besides Sukuna) that I find how their night was.
>Try to figure out which place I should conquer first...world domination and all.

> Seal
> Cybeast sets up in direct opposition, wanting to not be sealed. He gives the cutest look he can muster, pleading to be let out, promising to help.

[3 vs 1]

The seal is placed on the cage. But he could be useful if what you suspect is true.

> Encourage [3]
Sukuna cheers up.

> Logs [1]
Oh, damnit, you forgot your password again.

> Reminder [1]
Well, everyone's still asleep.

> Ask [N/A]
Sleeping.

> Conquer [5]
You plan a brilliant strategy to take over China,

>Once Mystia finds a place for me, let's try that Mini spell on myself again to get back to normal. It's hard to caress and love someone when I'm tiny!

[6] You overdid it and shot up even higher. Mystia stares up at you, then shrugs. "Eh, what's 4 more feet."

[an unmatched sock]

His looks and pleads fell on deaf ears, I left him in the bedroom, and I am not there. It was a remote sealing.

>Ah dangit, remember that dang password!
>Once the password is remembered, check those dang security logs.
>Of course! Control the means of production and you control everything else! Brilliant! But it can wait a bit. Ponder now where the wedding should be held. Ask Sukuna for suggestions.
>Go grab some synthesized pancakes and orange juice! And whatever Sukuna tells me she wants.

[Validon98]

>"4 feet that will be constantly knocking his head against the ceiling?"
>I want to be normal sized again! Come on, I can do it! Normal size gooooooooooooo!

[Dumanios]

>Befriend Remilia
>Disable teleport lock.
>Bring back Flandre.

[Cybeast710]

His looks and pleads fell on deaf ears, I left him in the bedroom, and I am not there. It was a remote sealing.

>Ah dangit, remember that dang password!
>Once the password is remembered, check those dang security logs.
>Of course! Control the means of production and you control everything else! Brilliant! But it can wait a bit. Ponder now where the wedding should be held. Ask Sukuna for suggestions.
>Go grab some synthesized pancakes and orange juice! And whatever Sukuna tells me she wants.

> Password [5]
FINALLY

> Logs [3]
They weren't caught in them, but a disturabnce has been reported in sector D4.

> Wedding [2]
A mysterious creature appears and offers her assistance. She asks that the seal be removed on her "Nice half", though. She points at the cage.

> Pancakes [3]
Maybe when Yuyuko is done hogging the machine.

>"4 feet that will be constantly knocking his head against the ceiling?"
>I want to be normal sized again! Come on, I can do it! Normal size gooooooooooooo!

> Reason [2]
"But there's more of you to cuddle now!"

> Normal Size [5]
It works, but Mystia doesn't look too happy about it.

>Befriend Remilia
>Disable teleport lock.
>Bring back Flandre.

> Befriend Remi [3]
She doesn't sound the alarm, but tells you to go away and get out.

> Disable lock [6]
You disable it so masterfully that you destroy the mechanism too, effectively stranding yourself without backup.

> Bring Flandre back [Impossible]
Due to your botched deactivation, entry or exit is now impossible until it's fixed. The malfunction is being logged as "Incident in Sector D4."

[an unmatched sock]

>"Relax, the seal is only there until I determine if he's going to be useful or not. Or feisty. I just haven't gotten around to asking...huh? Sector D4? Ugh...gotta put this on hold, I'll deal with it in a bit. Don't worry, the seal's border drops in delicious cookies and milk once every few hours. He'll be fine."
>Use magic for a grand entrance in Sector D4, where the disturbance took place. Also don't forget to don the clothes I will be using for my World Domination Outfit. And the cool sword, too.

[Dumanios]

>This ain't good.
>Destroy the wall with a Galic Gun, then run amok around the ship, causing chaos.
>If I see Seija, Galic Gun her too.

[LaserTurtle]

>ohgodohgodohgod
>DEACTIVATE TIMER AAAH

[Validon98]

>She wants to cuddle? Then cuddddddddddddle~~~. <3

[Rei Scarlette]

> [1]
Your reverse psychology worked wonders.

> [2]
You also got your 200 dollars.

After reaping my rewards, I shall, with the legendary scythe...

>Enact the Apocalypse nah
>Blatantly misuse it, to cut one hell of a good slice of pie. It'll be the best damned pie ever.

(okay, Shinigami is done making afterlife jokes now, I swear on my soul.)


>Look over at LaserTurtle
>>No need to panic at a time like this, you're just running your life's timer that much faster! The hourglass is accelerating! You trying to have a heart attack or something?

[Cybeast710]

>"Relax, the seal is only there until I determine if he's going to be useful or not. Or feisty. I just haven't gotten around to asking...huh? Sector D4? Ugh...gotta put this on hold, I'll deal with it in a bit. Don't worry, the seal's border drops in delicious cookies and milk once every few hours. He'll be fine."
>Use magic for a grand entrance in Sector D4, where the disturbance took place. Also don't forget to don the clothes I will be using for my World Domination Outfit. And the cool sword, too.

> Relax [6]
"I suppose..."

> Appearance [2]
Damnit, teleport mechanism is offline.

>This ain't good.
>Destroy the wall with a Galic Gun, then run amok around the ship, causing chaos.
>If I see Seija, Galic Gun her too.

> Ain't good.
No shit.

> Wall [6]
You've set off every alarm with that stunt! Now they are ALL after you!

> Seija [5 vs 1 (flip for Seija)]
Seija takes the gun from you, destroys it, and captures you, marching you towards Sock's council room...

>ohgodohgodohgod
>DEACTIVATE TIMER AAAH

[3]
Well, you've slowed it down...

>She wants to cuddle? Then cuddddddddddddle~~~. <3

[5]
She jumps up on you, cuddling.

After reaping my rewards, I shall, with the legendary scythe...

>Enact the Apocalypse nah
>Blatantly misuse it, to cut one hell of a good slice of pie. It'll be the best damned pie ever.

(okay, Shinigami is done making afterlife jokes now, I swear on my soul.)


>Look over at LaserTurtle
>>No need to panic at a time like this, you're just running your life's timer that much faster! The hourglass is accelerating! You trying to have a heart attack or something?

[2] Persuasion Attempt Failed

[an unmatched sock]

>I don't need no dang machine to telepo- alarm? Huh, better head to the council room in a timely fashion and wait to see what shows up. Still in World Domination garb and with cool sword.
>"Oh, also, the seal works both ways. He can't touch it, and no one else can touch it from the outside without my say-so. I didn't want the ghost princess to make a meal of a potential ally. Sound goes through it though, so you two can chat while you wait for me."

[Validon98]

I am honestly finding it hilarious that almost everyone else is having hijinks on this ship, and meanwhile I'm having peaceful cuddle time. Hurray for not getting mixed up in this nonsense... maybe? :V

>Live out the rest of my days with Mystia. Or something. I don't know, I've got practically nothing to worry about!

[Cybeast710]

>I don't need no dang machine to telepo- alarm? Huh, better head to the council room in a timely fashion and wait to see what shows up. Still in World Domination garb and with cool sword.
>"Oh, also, the seal works both ways. He can't touch it, and no one else can touch it from the outside without my say-so. I didn't want the ghost princess to make a meal of a potential ally. Sound goes through it though, so you two can chat while you wait for me."

> Room [1]
Yuyuko is in your way.

Options:
> Feed her (Anything not a 1)
> Persuade (3 or higher for a check)
> Attack (You will need a 4 or higher to even check for a success)

"Hehehehe... ok."

> Give Cybeast graphic description of her last victim.

I am honestly finding it hilarious that almost everyone else is having hijinks on this ship, and meanwhile I'm having peaceful cuddle time. Hurray for not getting mixed up in this nonsense... maybe? :V

>Live out the rest of my days with Mystia. Or something. I don't know, I've got practically nothing to worry about!

[5]

Mystia likes having you that way. She feeds you, and just generally hugs you when things aren't going her way. She makes a request.

"When you die...can I put you to rest inside me?"

[an unmatched sock]

>*sigh* "Yuyuko, if you promise to stay out of my way, I will install your own personal food synthesizer, just for you." Bribing is persuasion, no?
>Once she's gone, into the council room.

[Cybeast710]

>*sigh* "Yuyuko, if you promise to stay out of my way, I will install your own personal food synthesizer, just for you." Bribing is persuasion, no?
>Once she's gone, into the council room.

> Persuade
This works very well.

> Room
Seija is currently suspending the intruder in midair by use of gravity flipping.

[Patorikku]

>Read Books 2 - The Noveling
>Attain the Black Mage class