Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[LaserTurtle]

>SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY! TIME FOR AN ALL-OUT ATTACK!
>Apologize to fish princess. It seemed like a good idea at the time!

[Kasu]

> Break out of prison.

[Cybeast710]

I can't roll right now, I overslept and I gotta blitz! Sorry!

[Patorikku]

>Send Cirno back to the lake in a comical fashion involving your foot and some slapstick
>Trek your way over to the Forest of Magic. You lack magic training to defend yourself against real problems.

[Rei Scarlette]

It's clearly not my day. :sighs:
However, it's not like I have anything better to do right now, so I guess we have a deal. By the way, could you help me into a ... "condition" that would be better suited for that task?

Sure thing. I'm fairly new at this, so I apologize in advance if this doesn't turn out too great, but I'll see what I can do.

> Roll dice, attempt to restore to previous condition, just without the soul for now.

[Cybeast710]

>Uh, recharge, I guess?
>Try that door again! While we're at it, detect who sealed the door so they can be beaten up later.
-->If the door fails to open, look to Sukuna for suggestions.

(Also, after going back and checking, Kasu was the one who bombed my palace. So, some bombs should be incoming to his position soon. Four of them.)

[1]
Well, you're exhausted...

>Oh, Americans didn't even let me roll? Guess it's too late after all.

GM Note: There IS such a thing as an Impossible Action. Although to be honest, I might have just been kinda grumpy (Valentine's day does that to me) and not really been as open minded as I should have been, I'm open to rerolling that if you want, since there is a SLIM chance [You'd be getting a -1 penalty for difficulty, mind you] of it succeeding

>Grant an abundant harvest of rice for everybody in North Korea. Surely, they will appreciate my benevolence?

> Rice [5]
They love it!

>The underwater isolation cell is strong to not let me roll, but still keep attempting to escape.

GM Note: Yeah, I'll fess up, I missed you in that stack back there somehow.

[4]
You somehow escape with the help of a fox and a plane.

>Let's get back to forming that band.

[6]
You were too aggressive and drove them off...

>Nod head and smile. "I did! It's really beautiful~."
>Note that casting Mini on self would be bad at this point, otherwise Mystia would probably end up with a crushed hand. So let's go with flirting with my waifu!

[2]
"You know, you said you'd do anything for me? Feed me!" She raises you up and drops you towards her mouth...
[3]
Realizing escape is futile, you plummet faster and avoid being minced as she swallows whole.

>SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY! TIME FOR AN ALL-OUT ATTACK!
>Apologize to fish princess. It seemed like a good idea at the time!

[6] You destroy him... AND KILLED WAKI!

> Break out of prison.

[5]
You blow up the prison on your way out, like a BAWS.

>Send Cirno back to the lake in a comical fashion involving your foot and some slapstick
>Trek your way over to the Forest of Magic. You lack magic training to defend yourself against real problems.

[1]
You're a popsicle!

Sure thing. I'm fairly new at this, so I apologize in advance if this doesn't turn out too great, but I'll see what I can do.

> Roll dice, attempt to restore to previous condition, just without the soul for now.

[6]
You did it too well, he's alive again!

[an unmatched sock]

Summon previous command!

>Uh, recharge, I guess?
>Try that door again! While we're at it, detect who sealed the door so they can be beaten up later.
-->If the door fails to open, look to Sukuna for suggestions.

(Also, after going back and checking, Kasu was the one who bombed my palace. So, some bombs should be incoming to his position soon. Four of them.)

Also...

-->If I still can't recharge, look to Sukuna and shrug. "I guess I'm tired."
-->Could this be a result of me being one inch smaller?
GM Note: You "overshot" that roll. You're just an inch smaller than before size shenanigans.

Ohhh, ok. I misunderstood that. I thought I was twice minus one. Thanks for clarification.

[Kasu]

> Summon GaoGaiGar.

[LaserTurtle]

Nooo wakasagihime whyyy
>I MUST AVENGE HER DEATH. REVIVE HER WITH THE POWER OF EVIL MAGIC.

[Captain Infinity]

>Flee to North Korea and deploy an anti-orphan super weapon to massacre all orphans.

[Blue]

>Go ask the Prismrivers instead, the others will join up soon enough.

[Cybeast710]

Summon previous command!

Also...

-->If I still can't recharge, look to Sukuna and shrug. "I guess I'm tired."
-->Could this be a result of me being one inch smaller?
GM Note: You "overshot" that roll. You're just an inch smaller than before size shenanigans.

Ohhh, ok. I misunderstood that. I thought I was twice minus one. Thanks for clarification.

[4]
Finally recharged.

> Summon GaoGaiGar.

[4]
SUCCESS!

Nooo wakasagihime whyyy
>I MUST AVENGE HER DEATH. REVIVE HER WITH THE POWER OF EVIL MAGIC.

[6]
Evil magic successful.

>Flee to North Korea and deploy an anti-orphan super weapon to massacre all orphans.

[6]
Some jackass killed your parents. Now you are an orphan and the weapon kills you too.

>Go ask the Prismrivers instead, the others will join up soon enough.

[1]
Closed.

[Captain Infinity]

>Resurrect from the blood of all orphans as the blood god.

Question? What exactly do you have against orphans anyway?

It's my job, ask Pesco.

Besides, what makes one think that I have anything at all against orphans?

[Blue]

I swear, all of my good rolls are just to fix the things my bad rolls did.

>Play sad music outside the gates(I guess I'm at the Poltergeist Mansion right now?).

[Validon98]

>"That's not what I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!"
>Well crap. Time to use that same teleporting trick I used to get out of Mamizou. Being eaten twice in one day suuuuuuuuucks. ;-;

[LaserTurtle]

>Apologize to Wakasagihime. At least she's better now, right?

[Validon98]

I swear, all of my good rolls are just to fix the things my bad rolls did.

I know, right?

[Dorian White]

...

Sure thing. I'm fairly new at this, so I apologize in advance if this doesn't turn out too great, but I'll see what I can do.

> Roll dice, attempt to restore to previous condition, just without the soul for now.

[6]
You did it too well, he's alive again!

A deal is a deal, so I just take that as payment in advance.

> grab some of the leftover supplies and then head to the Ice Bat Cave.

[an unmatched sock]

Ok...the rest after recharging didn't happen apparently, so...

>Undo the door seal, detecting who sealed the dang thing in the first place.
>Stroll back into the party like I own the place (cuz I do) with Sukuna by my side.
>Assess party situation.
>Detect Sanae's location.

[Kasu]

Hell yes, let's do this.

> Defeat terrorists through sheer hotbloodedness.

[Patorikku]

>And it's not even summertime. Sit around like the popsicle you've become. It's gonna be a long wait to get things rolling again.

[Cybeast710]

>Resurrect from the blood of all orphans as the blood god.

Question? What exactly do you have against orphans anyway?

It's my job, ask Pesco.

Besides, what makes one think that I have anything at all against orphans?

[4]
You somehow do this. What a horrible person.

I swear, all of my good rolls are just to fix the things my bad rolls did.

>Play sad music outside the gates(I guess I'm at the Poltergeist Mansion right now?).

[6]
It is now raining.

>"That's not what I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!"
>Well crap. Time to use that same teleporting trick I used to get out of Mamizou. Being eaten twice in one day suuuuuuuuucks. ;-;

[6]
You have it ready, but hesitate. There's no acid in here...
"Hi! Now that you can't leave, what were we discussing? It was intriguing..."
Mystia pats her belly.

>Apologize to Wakasagihime. At least she's better now, right?

[3]
I'd sleep with one eye open tonight.

[6]
You did it too well, he's alive again!
A deal is a deal, so I just take that as payment in advance.

> grab some of the leftover supplies and then head to the Ice Bat Cave.

[6]
You head facefirst into the cave wall.

Ok...the rest after recharging didn't happen apparently, so...

>Undo the door seal, detecting who sealed the dang thing in the first place.
>Stroll back into the party like I own the place (cuz I do) with Sukuna by my side.
>Assess party situation.
>Detect Sanae's location.

> Undo [3]
Undo successful. Detection fail.
> Party
People are seeking an exit.
> Sanae
Your reception on Sanae is being mysteriously hidden...

Hell yes, let's do this.

> Defeat terrorists through sheer hotbloodedness.

[5]
AWESOME!

>And it's not even summertime. Sit around like the popsicle you've become. It's gonna be a long wait to get things rolling again.

[6]
Cirno comes back and starts licking the popsicle.

[Kasu]

Blood God? Can't have that now, can we?

> Take out Infinity with COURAGE AND GUTS.

[Validon98]

>Briefly ponder on the reason behind why there is no acid here. Then go on to plead for escape. In a flirty fashion. Because come on, even though she ate me, she's still my waifu!

[an unmatched sock]

>Go to front of the party. "Alright, before you all leave, I have a couple of announcements, including why you all are here. First, as of...well, a few minutes ago (or so), Shinmyoumaru," gesture towards her, "and I will be getting married. Details are to be announced."
>"Second, you are all here because I am planning to rule the universe from the comfort and relative safety of this palace. It would be easiest to get you all on board now and ask you, rather than try to ask you all separately on the surface. So, whaddya say?"
>"Lastly, don't worry about provisions and such, we have a food synthesizer and there's plenty of room in the palace. Plus, I can get you pretty much whatever you want, if given enough time. Within reason, of course."
>"Also, has anyone seen Sanae? She mysteriously vanished after some random girl ate some random guy who teleported up here without my permission, and she's supposed to be in on this. If anyone has seen or sees her in the future, please let me know. Thanks."
>Wait for reactions, objections, approvals, and the like.

[Dorian White]

Ouch!

>cast heal on self and then start looking for ?whatever that guy could have meant?.

[Blue]

>Go off and become a famous soloist. Forming a band can wait until later.

[LaserTurtle]

>Hug Wakasagihime. Gotta make her feel better!

[Patorikku]

>Attempt to cease being a popsicle.

[Cybeast710]

Blood God? Can't have that now, can we?

> Take out Infinity with COURAGE AND GUTS.

[5 vs 5]

You clash with him in a clash of courage and guts versus plasma and platelets. You are revolted by the idea, but you steel your nerves and....

[4 vs 6]

Suddenly, the white blood cells stick to you! You try but in the end, you were devoured by the blood god!

>Briefly ponder on the reason behind why there is no acid here. Then go on to plead for escape. In a flirty fashion. Because come on, even though she ate me, she's still my waifu!

[5]
She hears it and smiles. "Aw, you're such a flirt. Can I keep you, cutie?"

>Go to front of the party. "Alright, before you all leave, I have a couple of announcements, including why you all are here. First, as of...well, a few minutes ago (or so), Shinmyoumaru," gesture towards her, "and I will be getting married. Details are to be announced."
>"Second, you are all here because I am planning to rule the universe from the comfort and relative safety of this palace. It would be easiest to get you all on board now and ask you, rather than try to ask you all separately on the surface. So, whaddya say?"
>"Lastly, don't worry about provisions and such, we have a food synthesizer and there's plenty of room in the palace. Plus, I can get you pretty much whatever you want, if given enough time. Within reason, of course."
>"Also, has anyone seen Sanae? She mysteriously vanished after some random girl ate some random guy who teleported up here without my permission, and she's supposed to be in on this. If anyone has seen or sees her in the future, please let me know. Thanks."
>Wait for reactions, objections, approvals, and the like.

> Wedding
Shock is evident.
> World [6]
Somehow, in some way, you've even rallied PC-98 to your cause as Shinki looks at you appraisingly.
> Sanae
Suwako's hat is moving.

Ouch!

>cast heal on self and then start looking for ?whatever that guy could have meant?.

[3]
You healed about half health.

>Go off and become a famous soloist. Forming a band can wait until later.

[6]
Another band forcibly kidnaps you, you're too popular!

>Hug Wakasagihime. Gotta make her feel better!

[6]
You hug her too hard.

>Attempt to cease being a popsicle.

[3]
You're now an ice statue. That's a slight improvement.

MY APOLOGIES FOR HOW LONG THAT TOOK!