Let's try a different instrument this time and see if that works.
>Reincarnate as a saxophone tsukumogami. With sunglasses.
[5]
It works this time!
You never know when a good stone spike might come in handy. Well, time to get creative. I am determined to reach this dragon's brain and use it's powers in the Ice Bat Cave, before some random adventurer decides to slay it.
> Actually, this stone spike might be helpful right now, to cross the acid. I can hold it and use it as a hook to help drag myself along, so that I don't slip around as much.
> I haven't rested in a while, actually. Check out my Spell Points, just to be sure I'm not running dangerously low by now.
> Hold [6]
You bind yourself to it atomically. Good going.
> SP [Free Action]
You're all running on SNK Boss mechanics. You HAVE NO LIMITS, except those you impose on yourself.>Reassemble self and resurrect through the power of the rice arm. One setback cannot hold back the determined President of the USA.
[5]
Success, within -7.8 seconds! Wait, what?
>Teleport out of Mamizou before being fully digested.
[4]
You successfully escaped her!
>oh dang it. Sigh and then magic us back to normal size. Just can't seem to catch a break...
-->If normal size works, big hug for Sukuna.
Sanae and Cybeast don't wanna, so they mentally resist![6]
It works rather well on you. Ah, it was just an inch. Close enough, right? You wrap her in a big hug.
[4 vs
5]But they shrug the attack off and proceed to run off together to go bother someone else.
Seems like I'm already able to create the ultimate combination.
>combine pointy wand of resistance with sausages, cheese and Iblis.
Way too complicated ? um I mean, ~ Magical ~ barbecue go.^^
[6]
You succeed in the magical barbecue of everything listed... but the magic engulfs you too!
[2]
It's a sad thing your adventures have ended here! >Accept sidequest
>slay 10 generic monsters for quest drops
> Accept Sidequest [3]
You accept the main quest.
> Slay [N/A]
Too bad.
>Seek revenge against the commies who sabotaged Infinity's death ray by cursing them with a disease that slowly turns their myelin sheaths into rice, giving them multiple sclerosis.
[N/A]
There were no commies to do it to, as the ray malfunctioned due to the refractive properties of the diamond. That and he fired it from an underground base in Russia's capital.
> Gather the bear's meat. I won't be goin' hungry for awhile!
[1]
The bear must have been diseased! 80% of this is completely disgusting!
> Attempt to figure out how Canon Rumia can fly around her house without bumping into everything in her dark sphere
[3]
You succeed in not being mentally damaged by calling in the ZUN3K Mantra. "Common sense is nonsense"
>Spawn into the game
>Demonstrate low threat level in hopes of not dying making allies
[1]
Your attempts fail.
>tries to eat next the next poster below
You latch on to Cybeast, who ruffles your hair, confused.
[6 vs 1]
You nom him like a snack.
