>"Weird. See, what happened was I went in there."
>Gesture.
>"And felt a little off; you know that feeling you get when something's wrong? That. The door on the left was rattling, so I kicked it open, and out you came, looking like death warmed over. I tried to talk with you, and you didn't say anything. I tried to show you something, and you didn't say anything. I poked you with it! Then you tried to strangle me, so I whacked you with my gohei, and things went downhill."
>"So what you're saying is I didn't say or show anything to you, then took a swing at you, right?"