Cookie Clicker: We're getting distracted by Madoka Clicker now

[Serela]

Is there even a point to the Grandmapocalypse? Does it make you tons of cookies?

Grandmapocalypse boosted your CPS a decent chunk before Antimatter condensers came out, because of how much of a boost Grandmas get from it, and also because Red Cookies were worthwhile for a little bit at that point.

Anti-Cs are so good it just kind of dwarfs out the benefit of improved grandmas (Even though they become more then half as good as time machines) and they also make your CPS go higher then the point where Red Cookies would be good by the time you can reach them. So, it's a bit outdated. But, there's going to be updates to the grandmapocalypse around halloween, and it's also supposed to influence dungeons eventually, maybe.

[N-Forza]

Well I got like 25 ACs by now so I'm probably good lol

Maybe when I reset my round

[O4rfish]

I think going through the tech tree all the way is good to get the milk, but not sure how well it measures up on the second playthrough.

[Serela]

I think going through the tech tree all the way is good to get the milk, but not sure how well it measures up on the second playthrough.

Oh yeah I forgot, you need it for four different achievements.

I go through it every time just because there's really not much reason not to. Okay, I have some red cookies instead of golden ones for like, 2 hours? Not a big issue. The cost is pretty trivial before long. MORE COOKIES IS STILL MORE COOKIES

[trancehime]

Heavenly chips are still an incredible boon this time around: 3 hours and a bit since I reset, and I'm back to 75/103 upgrades... making 5 billion cookies per second.

I think going through the tech tree all the way is good to get the milk, but not sure how well it measures up on the second playthrough.

The more resets you do, the easier it gets to completely traverse the tech tree until it becomes negligible.

[Cadmas]

Cookies are now spellcards.

Sanae cookie comic

[akj]

Sure is weird in here.

[Arcorann]

Cookies are now spellcards.

GDI nono, you just had to make a spellcard out of Cookie Clicker. 30-minute quality, apparently.

And yes, Orteil is aware of this.

Was on 1.43b/sec last time I loaded.

[Third Eye Lem]

Sure is weird in here.

the hell did I just watch

[Arcorann]

*teaspit*

"So when do we get to buy shrine maidens to give us cookies? " Now we know.

[Aba Matindesu!]

Sure is weird in here.

口からどんどんクーキーがでてくる :V

That song is godly though.

[Serela]

The cookie clicker music videos keep on coming

[trancehime]

https://twitter.com/kaiyodo_PR/status/380927143703613440/photo/1

You are already baked.

[Conqueror]

serela how many hours have you killed with this thread
you murderer

[Third Eye Lem]

The cookie clicker music videos keep on coming

gdi now I'll never get to sleep tonight

I fear CC is gonna become a worse timesink than MapleStory or Bejeweled 3...And that's saying a LOT. :ohdear: I think we may need to start a Cookieholics Anonymous soon.

[akj]

*teaspit*

Just when I thought I'd graduated from CC's clutches...

[Shadoweh]

gdi now I'll never get to sleep tonight

I fear CC is gonna become a worse timesink than MapleStory or Bejeweled 3...And that's saying a LOT. :ohdear: I think we may need to start a Cookieholics Anonymous soon.

I'm pretty sure this thread is Cookieholics Anonymous.

[۞RemiliaFan۞]

I also played that game, it was very addicting.

[Reddyne]

Edited for content and all, but this is an abbreviated conversation with a friend who has hacked this game to bits. Keep in mind that Avogadro's constant is ~ 6.022*10^23.

<Reddyne> So,
<Reddyne> I propose an idea for your Cookie Clicker adventures:
<Reddyne> Aim for a mole of cookies.
<Gandalph> About 600 sextillion cookies?
<Gandalph> I can do that
<Gandalph> a good goal
<Reddyne> Also,
<Reddyne> A cookie weighs about 25 grams.
<Reddyne> So 6.022*10^23*25g is about 1.5*10^22kg I think.
<Reddyne> That's about 1/5th the mass of the moon.
<Reddyne> You could make a MOON OF COOKIES.

[Arcorann]

The moon (like the rest of the universe) was already made of cookies once you reached 100 million.

In other news, Cookie Clicker apparently has its own doujin event now. How big it'll be is anyone's guess.

[N-Forza]

Not terribly so, since it's part of a larger gathering of other doujin events.

[Arcorann]

Ah, that makes sense.

Anyway, I'd like to know how people are deciding what to purchase in the game. I'm curious because I started by estimating payback periods manually, then constructed a spreadsheet, then replaced the payback period metric with an efficiency metric, then discovered that people had already made online tools for this stuff.

[Garlyle]

Ah, that makes sense.

Anyway, I'd like to know how people are deciding what to purchase in the game. I'm curious because I started by estimating payback periods manually, then constructed a spreadsheet, then replaced the payback period metric with an efficiency metric, then discovered that people had already made online tools for this stuff.

I... just kind of click stuff.

actually on that note I'm nearing 100 Antimatter Condensers.  22bil/sec cookie generation, I've got every upgrade unless there's some I'm just completely unaware of (Which apparently I have 99% of the game's upgrades on my list but I just double checked it and I have everything...?).  Once I hit those last couple Antimatters I will just need to reset and bam 100% achievement collection.

[Mr. Sacchi]

This thread has made me indirectly addicted to this.

Early game still, 1,6m CpS.

Strategy right now is to buy 50 of everything, then do what's left.

Also, I've been abusing a macro from my keyboard to get moar cookies, though lag has stopped me from doing so.

[trancehime]

edit: 5 mins later



This is rather disconcerting.

[Garlyle]

Just after getting condenser #100, I got 7x CPS and then Clicking Frenzy while that was active and made about 650 trillion cookies in 25 seconds

I really should just stop though.  I've already done enough.

[Serela]

Well, at least dungeons are coming out any day now.

[trancehime]

Well, at least dungeons are coming out any day now.

dungeons in beta - ver 1.037, need 50 facs to unlock.

heavenly chips -> 1% cps now :/

[Arcorann]

I broke 12 quadrillion cookies and 300 billion cookies per second... in MarisaCookie. Also have 99 "BBA"'s (Yukari with the CC grandma face).

Meanwhile, checked out the beta 1.037:

Spoiler:

Neverclick is a regular achievement again? And we now have "Hardcore" (1B cookies, no upgrades) and "Speed baking" (1M cookies within 35/25/15min) as shadow achievements.

[trancehime]

I broke 12 quadrillion cookies and 300 billion cookies per second... in MarisaCookie. Also have 99 "BBA"'s (Yukari with the CC grandma face).

I broke 300 billion cookies per second in Cookie Clicker, but in 1.03601, and my total is 1.6 quintillion baked for this run :C

I'm trying to amass as many chips as possible before 1.037 goes live, since my cps will tank due to the nerf on heavenly chips :C