Author Topic: Walking Into (Clan) Moordor - Let's Keep Playing King of Dragon Pass! (Read 93386 times)

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #210 on:** October 09, 2013, 02:16:16 AM »

Quote from: Stuffman on October 09, 2013, 02:13:38 AM

NO LOOT? We picked a shitty rival

Anyway, 1, then 5, not gonna bother sacrificing when we know it didn't work last time.

no we tried hunting it down the last two times and the first time when we did sacrifice I'm pretty sure that's the time I tried to give Urox cows.

Reddyne · « **Reply #211 on:** October 09, 2013, 12:05:18 PM »

Yeaaaah, live-and-let-live may have been the wiser way this time. Oh well. It'd probly just happen on its own anyhow.

CLEANSE AND PURGE. 3 with a side of DOUBLE SACRIFICE.

Sagus · « **Reply #212 on:** October 09, 2013, 12:32:25 PM »

Gods damnit I told you guys we should've raided someone else. At least we'd have loot instead of two measly magic points that we immediately lost because the Praxians counter-attacked. Shame on you. Shame on you all I say.

Ugh, Edward strikes again. Where are the Ducks when we need them. 1, then 3

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #213 on:** October 10, 2013, 02:22:20 AM »

OUR ANCESTORS DID NOT SUFFER THE PRAXIANS TO LIVE AND NOR SHALL WE!

Also 1 then 3.

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #214 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:49:54 AM »

Huzzah maybe this time we'll be done with Cullens forever. (I mean couldn't it at least be Sakamakis instead? At least they're hot.)

And then IMMEDIATELY ANOTHER EVENT

6 dead horses, sad weaponthanes.

1. beat up some dudes
2. sue some dudes
3. divine some shit
4. sit on our asses
5. beg Elmal for help
Specify who if you pick 1 or 2; also it's currently Earth.

This is another repeat event with dull advice (I'll go grab it anyway if y'all want) but the ring's actually all pretty split - 2 each for 1, 2, and 4 and one for 5 (though Iskalli wants to 3 before his 2). Both people who want to do 1 insist it's the Zethnorings.

Sagus · « **Reply #215 on:** October 11, 2013, 02:10:00 AM »

3, then 2. Sue whoever the divinations point as being the culprits.

Reddyne · « **Reply #216 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:42:15 PM »

ACK! REPEATS!

3 and 2 for the divined culprits. Nothing else is really going to be satisfying.

O4rfish · « **Reply #217 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:18:11 PM »

Nothing is going to work. 2 is DEFINITELY not going to work.
I vote 4

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #218 on:** October 13, 2013, 12:08:41 AM »

fuckin' ancestors, taking our magic and probably just fucking up with it

~~DEATH~~ TEMPLE FOR THE DEATH GOD. Thiiiiiiinking I'll put this expansion on Battle Luck until we start tribemaking and then switch it to Oath. All of Humakt's blessings are sweet really.

Priestesses of Chalana Arroy from many different clans have gathered together to pay homage to their goddess. As part of their devotions, they are travelling to various tulas and offering to heal the sick and the wounded. They ask only that you promise to aid them in the future, when your help is needed. The more people they heal, the greater the favor they will ask. The people are honored by their visit.

We have 6 people sick and 18 people wounded.

1. Ask them to heal all of your sick and wounded.
2. Ask them to heal half of your sick and wounded.
3. Ask them to heal only a few people.
4. Decline their offer.
5. Decline their offer; give them gifts.

Everyone loves and respects the priestesses of Chalana Arroy; if we gift them generously, other clans will look on use with favor. (5)

We have many wounded. (1)

The priestesses will come back later and ask either for one cow for every two people healed, or a share of our clan magic. (1, 2, 3)

Not all attempts to heal are successful.

Did I ever tell you the story of what happened when Eurmal lifted Chalana Arroy's skirt to see what was underneath?

Chalana Arroy is the virtuous goddess of healing and mercy.

Let's not overtax them. (3)

We do have a Chalana Arroy temple maintaining both Curing and Healing, but any healing we do pick up from this event is an insta-heal without having to go spend an action for the sacrifice versions of said blessings.

Sagus · « **Reply #219 on:** October 13, 2013, 01:38:52 AM »

Eh, doubt the favor they'll ask will be too difficult. 1

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #220 on:** October 13, 2013, 05:03:12 AM »

1, and vote automatically 1 in the future, they ask like 20 cows or some shit, and it's not an interesting event.

Reddyne · « **Reply #221 on:** October 13, 2013, 06:18:45 PM »

Ack. Repeats again?

1

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #222 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:27:27 PM »

If anyone doesn't want me to just heal everyone whenever this comes up in the future say something, otherwise I'm just gonna do so. :V

Awwwwwww yeah, Market increases the profits of our market. Switching the shrine over to this from Trading ASAP.

Oh hey I guess one of those expeditions ended up in Horse-Spawn land again. Steal awesome horse y/n?

1. Naw you guys this is dumb.
2. Sweet, let's buy some help.
3. Naw. Just naw.
4. Sweet, let's buy some help... from the gods.
5. JUST DO IT(tm).

Pretty much everyone wants to do it in some way or another, mostly on our own but Sartark wants buddies.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #223 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:33:08 PM »

THE ANSWER TO HORSES IS ALWAYS YES (5)

Reddyne · « **Reply #224 on:** October 16, 2013, 11:51:11 AM »

We've seen this movie before and I'm sick of seeing these movies again! 3

Sagus · « **Reply #225 on:** October 16, 2013, 07:00:59 PM »

Ehhhhhhhhhhh why not! 5

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #226 on:** October 17, 2013, 12:02:09 AM »

The leader must be a good hunter as well as a good fighter, you say, Orlgard? Let's send this dude! Bonus: if he dies we don't really care much! (Hopefully he doesn't though.)

Seven warriors you say? (I'm counting Vandarl.)

Orlgard your advice sucks.

I don't think they liked that theft party much.

And we didnt even get any not-awesome-tier horses out of it either. >=|

Let's go get more husbands before the widows cry to us again. (And then I'll go get more warriors.)

Members of the cult of Elmal, loyal thane and horse friend, approach you with an honor. As part of their homage to their god, they wish to perform a ritual to improve the bloodlines of all of the horses of Dragon Pass. They're willing to perform this ritual for you. A drunken trickster seems to figure somehow in the ritual, which they insist must be performed in secret in a stead, full of your best horses.

1. Accept their offer.
2. Accept their offer; give them reciprocal gifts.
3. Accept their offer; tell them you owe them a favor.
4. Ask them what happens during the ritual.
5. Refuse them.

This is wonderful! Say the word - I'll be happy to help!

Their ritual is a powerful one; we are lucky to get this offer. (1, 2, 3)

We can afford a generous reciprocal gift. (2)

Ho-hum. (Oh come on Engarna I bet you're just pissy it's not cows.)

I'm glad it's not me in that horse costume.

I can't help but wonder what role the trickster plays. (4)

Many of them are Antorlings; our response to them will affect our relations with that clan.

IT'S A NEW EVENT PRAISE ARENGEE

Von Stein · « **Reply #227 on:** October 17, 2013, 12:39:15 AM »

3

Not paying them up front. But I so wanna see what terrible things will happen. (What a wonderful time to return from my hiatus)

Sagus · « **Reply #228 on:** October 17, 2013, 01:01:59 AM »

I have the feeling we'll lose our best horses. I'm like 90% sure. But hey, it's worth the risk. 3

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #229 on:** October 17, 2013, 09:29:15 AM »

4, then 2

Because THIS EVENT

Reddyne · « **Reply #230 on:** October 17, 2013, 11:37:26 AM »

I wager the trickster is getting drunk because a trickster is the only one who would want any part of the job and even he isn't dopey enough to attempt this stunt sober.

2

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #231 on:** October 17, 2013, 09:53:29 PM »

Mosdorl: Trust me, man. Those horses are gonna come out funny-looking and you don't wanna know why.

4, then 2.

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #232 on:** October 18, 2013, 12:01:16 AM »

Well the majority of the votes want to 2 and the majoriy of those want to 4 first. So let's go with that plan.

More thanes! (And then Engarna showed up to say we got a baker's dozen of new cottars. Also I fixed the patrols after.)

Orlanth I wanted your personal myth or Rain. Woad is okay though, it lets our farmers get hurt less.

Expectant thanes from the Jenstali clan come seeking the aid of your Lhankor Mhy priests. "We found this strange scroll while exploring the Orlanthi kingdom of Tarsh. We will give you ten cows if your priests can perform magic which will tell us what the scroll means."

1. Accept their offer.
2. Ask for higher compensation.
3. Perform the ritual, asking nothing in return.
4. Perform the ritual in exchange for an alliance between your clans.
5. Refuse them.

We have no special relationship with them, but their attitude towards us is already positive. We needn't make undue sacrifices for them. (1, 2)

The ritual they request will reduce the strength of our clan magic.

The service they ask of us is not worth much more than ten cows, but I can get a little more from them. (2)

Cows are better than intangible favors. Take the cows. (1)

If the scroll contains directions to a lost cache of silver, we should tell them it says something different, and then go get the loot ourselves. (1)

We must help them, for surely the scroll contains new techniques for fighting the undead. (3)

During the Lightbringers Quest, the Knowing God was often called upon to translate cryptic messages for Orlanth and the other companions.

I swear to god I did not even mix up Ferena and Desrada's advice there.

Sagus · « **Reply #233 on:** October 18, 2013, 12:04:54 AM »

Hah, classic Mosdorl. Can we even do what he suggests here?

Well, if Sartak thinks he can get a better compensation... 2, and if it fails, 1

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #234 on:** October 18, 2013, 12:14:18 AM »

4 seems legit. If they refuse, 3.

This is VERY costly to clan magic, from what I've seen though, so you all know.

Von Stein · « **Reply #235 on:** October 18, 2013, 04:36:09 AM »

Hrm. 4 does sound cute though, but seems too far of a shot. But I think UK might actually be on to something there. 4, if fail: 3, if translation reveals goodies to be stolen, lie your asses off, and follow Mosdorl.

Reddyne · « **Reply #236 on:** October 18, 2013, 03:37:48 PM »

Increasing our total cattle count by 1.1% isn't going to amount to much.

3

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #237 on:** October 21, 2013, 01:04:12 AM »

:V

... oops it won't let me build an Orlanth shrine, I think we need MORE PEOPLE.

Let's send a dude exploring instead though.

Patrol, when did you suddenly start sucking, I even maxed you out again after that last thane recruitment.

Schmucks.

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS.

Reddyne · « **Reply #238 on:** October 21, 2013, 12:57:15 PM »

Clearly, they researched a tooth-brushing ritual. Anyway,

:getdown::getdown: IT'S HAPPENING! :getdown::getdown:
Let's make the clan thang happen!

Sagus · « **Reply #239 on:** October 23, 2013, 10:49:00 AM »

Wait, shit, it's already time to make a tribe??

FUCK that bad luck omen is scaring me

Do we have to make a tribe now or can we wait for next year?