>Give Slenderman 20 dollar so he can go to the club and thus leave me alone.
1: You attempt to steal 20 dollars from Slender so you can go to the club. This goes about as well as you would expect.
Roll to Dodge!6: You are more lithe than a teleporting, tentacled Slendy, apparently.
Roll to Dodge!6: Oh not this again
Roll to Dodge!5: Well, you end up with a +1 to your next roll.
Well, that was an annoyance.
>Let's capture and dissect a Slenderfragment to discover the secrets behind it's supposed teleportation and memory-erasure tricks! After all, even if I'm a Hermit, I can always improve my abilities, and it's arguably a good deed! And hermits are supposed to do good deeds!
Balrog
>We died? How shameful for a Shikigami! We aren't going to let death stand in the way of our job are we?
5: You capture and dissect the Slenderfragment, as it is not good at stalking hermits. Unfortunetly, you cannot discern it's secrets.
Hanzo is no longer Stalked!2: Yes, yes you are.
Still not alive? Well then, guess I'll just have to get used to being a ghost.
> Become a Dullahan.
5: You become a Dullahan. Seeing as you can effect the world of the living now, you count as alive.
Kasu... is... ALLLIVE! [KINDA]
Kasu is being Stalked... but will not get attacked this turn>Sometimes, I just want to watch the world burn. Now is not that time, though. For now, that feeling is localized to this "slender" thing.
2+1=3: Sometimes, Slender wants to watch you burn. However, neither of you get what you want. For now.
Thank you screaming fans, you've fucked everyone over. >.<
>Let the amazing power of being the Super Player bring me back to life. I'll settle for being a ghost if that doesn't exactly work out, though.
No, they only attracted him one turn sooner.
2: The Super Player apparently didn't collect enough 1-ups.
>Summon Crimson Hellkite.
1: Nothing happens. Slender gets closer. [-1]
>Best weapon ever? Certainly, but that fire kinda hurt. Switch your element to ice and cool down the area around you so burn healing moves a bit faster.
3: You cool the area, however, that actually does nothing to repair damaged and burnt skin.
It also does nothing to repel Slender.
>FLY AWAY NOW
>Blow away the Slender
6: You successfully fly away, and blow the Slender all the way into Outer Space while doing so. Somehow.
PX is no longer Stalked!> Hurl petty insults SCATHING REMARKS at the Slenderman stalking me.
5: Apparently this Slender is weak to SCATHING REMARKS about his lack of a face. He slinks away. You'd guess he was crying.
Unfortunate is no longer stalked!> I'm not really dead. I just tricked everyone into thinking I was! (Besides, I said that my Pok?mon will try to protect me)
> Leave my hiding spot.
4: You can't. If you do, Slendy will find you. Besides, your hiding place? It's called Purgatory.
Yeees! Restore me as a proxy! Oh what (theoretically) dastardly deeds I can do...
An Unmatched Sock is a Proxy!
[Note: You can do whatever until you die/win. The random attack is random]>Eat the Slenderman stalker. I'm hungry after killing that spider, so I need lunch.
1: You walk towards the Slender, ignoring your field of view going screwy. Didn't anyone tell you what happens when you walk into Slendy?
Captain Infinity has committed suicide! [Yes, for walking into Slender there isn't even a RTD warranted]"It seems a new Star Player has entered the pitch, but I don't see him or her."
"Let me check the instant replay footage. Wait, I can't see anything. It's all flickery!"
"Nonsense! These are magical cabalvision cameras!"
"Wait, if this thing can screw with magic, shouldn't we be worried? Also, even the Oni are running... and it's coming towards us!"
1: See above.
Edit: Nevermind.
>Visit Nuffle and apologise earnestly giving him a gift and then glare at Unfortunate. Maybe Nuffle will even deal with the Slenderman for me too. And maybe Unfortunate's defense will fall.
2: Nuffle refuses to listen. However, you do notice a Slender after Unfortunate anyway. It seems not even here is safe.
>Let us engage. Rain chainsurfboards upon the stalker.
3: Slender teleports out of your way.
Can't act? Hah.
> Kill Slender for a Second Wind
6: Clearly, you have Kreig's Pull the Pin skill, as your grenade gibs Slender after you are dead, reviving you instantly.
The Shim has returned from Limbo early!
The Shim is no longer stalked!>Attack the fragment's self-worth with a verbal assault so he'll drown itself in the ocean.
1+1=2: This Slender is not careing of your pretty insults.
> Blink away from this gank while firing Mystic Shots. I KITE HARD.
1+1=2: You blink like an Ezreal. Slendy blinks like an Anti-Mage and keeps up.
> Take Slendy on a date. The power of love shall prevail. Also, carefully park the dragons with jetpacks.
6+1=7: Slendy plays along. Of course, you seem to have forgotten Slender Sickness...
Hater must Roll to dodge!5: Apparently the whatever radiation Slender gives off is good for you... [+1]
Hater is no longer stalked. In the violent way.Nuffle adds a 4th counter.
>Immunity to Slenderman? Perfect! (Or am I misreading this) Taking a page out of your own book, annoy the fragment to death, and laugh as he is powerless against you.
2: There is no fragment stalking you to annoy.
Hoi, stop typoing my wife's name.
> Kilga: Channel the sorrow over the loss of my loved one into righteous anger, unleashed at the Slender fragment following me.
> Yamame: We can't leave our loved one to fight this battle wounded and alone! Request a stay of death from the Yama lady. We're in good with Kisume, so she should listen.
I do a lot of C+P. It's a typo snowball.
1: If it was targeted towards Captain, it would be righteous. Not Slendy.
Kilga must Roll to Dodge!4: Good thing that weren't a 3!
Yamame: 4: 4's not enough dear, even with POWER OF LOVE
>Recall the 3 6's I rolled and use the immense luck to attack the Slender fragment.
2: You forgot.
>400Turtle: DESTROY PUNY SLENDERFRAGMENT WITH STEAMROLLER
>300Turtle: Fling slenderfragment into a different time period! Preferably one filled with things that are very dangerous to said slenderfragment.
5: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Slender must roll to dodge!4: He blinks away.
[300]: 4: You fling the Slenderfragment into a different time period. But he comes right back.
*Note, It's the same Slender for both 400 and 300, just 100 years apart*
> BREATHE ON FIVE PUNY SLENDERMAN FRAGMENTS AT ONCE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BOSS MONSTER HERE!
6: All 5 Slenders stalking you burn. One for each head.
Shadoweh is no longer stalked!>Invent slenderman repellent and spray it on every surface I see.
4: Slender has no nose... Besides, you're dead. He cannot kill you while you are dead!
> Fun is happening, and I'm having no part of it? Blasphemy! >:S
> Try to rise up at undead once again! (Let's set my sights lower this time, and only aim for Banshee status!) Upon reanimation, let out a horrible cry to remind all these people of their mortality!
4: You need [usually] a 6 to revive. Maybe a 5 as an undead.
>Proxy
>Shoot Dormio.
Becoming a Proxy is your turn.
Hero999 is a Proxy!>I legitimately am Slenderman. (as in, yes that's actually me)
2: Your disguise does not fool Slendy.
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Alive players who are being stalked still; all RtD!
Purvijiri - 1
Prvis is Perma Dead! Become a proxy?Bob - 4
Laserturtle - 6 - 2:
Laser Turtle's Slender Fragment is Seriously Injured!RegretDesi - 3: -1
Kilgamayan: 2:
Kilga is dead!Smashy: 6 - 6- 2: Anti-Mage Slender Fragment fires off a Mana Void. Too early, but it leaves you on 1 HP.
Smashy is Seriously Injured!Phlegeth: 3: -1
ZengaRin: 1:
DEADMassaca: 4
O4rfish: 6 - 3: Feedback from the cameras slows Slendy down [-1]
Patorikku: 1:
DEADSourtori: 3-1:
Seriously Wounded!Kasu: 3: -1
Dormio: 3: -1
Players who have escaped:
Hanzo.K
PX
Unfortunate
The Hating Hater
Shadoweh
Players escaped: 5/15 Alive posters
Slender loses
33.3% HP
Slender is on 66.6% HP===
Status:
Modifiers:
Hater: +1
Dormio: -1
Kasu: -1
Regret: -1
Slender: [O4rfish: -1]
Wounded:
Sourtori [2]
Laserturtle's Slender Fragment [2]
Dead:
Flandrdj Scarlet
NNR
Labuto
Yamane
The Balrog
Keegster2
Validon98
Patorikku
ZengaRin
Kilgamayan
Captain Infinity
2nd Life:
PX
Regret
Raitaki [
You were on both dead and here, so admin error lets you live!]
Kasu
Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999*
An Unmatched Sock*
Purvis [Can become a proxy]
Proxies: [*Indicates Perma-Dead before event]
Hero999*
An Unmatched Sock*
Other:
Nuffle: 4/6 Counters
Me: Amazed no-one has figured out how to rip 13% of Slendy's HP away yet.
Slenderman: 66.6% HP
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DAY 11