Day 5: Battle with the Balrog
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>Consume the life essence of any nearby ice fairies. That should help me overcome these minor burns.
6: You consume the Ice fairies nearby. Literally. This makes you overcome the burns, but also gives you ice powers! Who says overshoots are ALWAYS bad?
Dormio is healed!>Attempt to add a Counter myself. SUMMON THE NUFFLE.
3: Nuffle says no. No-one touches his counters. Not even me.
>You're really bad at reading comprehension :|
As for the phylactery, thingy that makes me immortal unless someone finds and destroys it, is what I meant.
>Hide said phylactery in way so elaborate that I myself can't find it.
4-1 = 3: You hide away the phylactery in a place where 'You can't find it'. Because you forgot where it is! Ahha!
> Eeeew what kind of hardy Kassadin goes without his Flash? >:C
> My loyal Wraiths! We must banish this demon scourge at once! Use Harm Touch on Balrog and defeat him by default!
Edit: You mean you'll find an infant mentioned in a prophecy and fail to kill him and leave a fraction of your soul in him, Uncertain? :V
A bad one. [I do not actually play Flashless Kassa, and if you're getting C.C'ed and need cleanse you're doing it wrong]
4: You call forth a bunch of wraiths, which use Harm Touch on the Balrog-Kitten
Balrog must Roll to Dodge!3: The kitten gets clipped by one of the Wraiths. However, simply 'harming' does little. [-1 to next roll]
>Attempt to sell baked goods and delicious drinks to the other players. Entrepreneurship is sure to give me powers!
6: Not only are you successful, but you somehow manage to make PX not own something money can buy at the same time! That in itself is a superpower!
> Swiss roll
6: You do a Swiss Roll. In fact, you do two. You are somewhat stuffed.
>PresentTurtle: Spray the balrog-kitten with a fire extinguisher! Who knows? It might work...
>FutureTurtle: REBUILD CIVILIZATION!
PresentTurtle: 1: You spray the Kitten with a Fire Extinguisher. It just turns to steam and blasts back at you.
PresentTurtle must Roll to Dodge!5: You evade the jet of steam, and somehow end up behind the Kitten of Death [+1 to next roll]
FutureTurtle: 3+1=4: You rebuild civilisation, in a time and science-defying way, involving you spontaneously spewing fourth civilization. You guess it's a side-effect of Timey-Wimey Stuff.
Well, there's that kibosh'd, time for plan b!
>Acquire Kitten-balrog as Shikigami!
4: You acquire the Kitten-Balrog as a Shikigami, somehow. The link between you two makes it no longer consider you an enemy, and it loses it's -1 to next roll due to your power.
You may command the Kitten-Balrog from D6 onwards.
> Screw this shenanigans! I'm getting a drink.
3: You get a drink, but fail to ignore the shenanigans.
>Magical idol army
1: You create an army of brutish trolls.
> Attack Raikaria with all the spellcards. ALL OF THEM. One at a time, of course.
3: Nope, you can't target me on anything but a 6. Kinda have to penetrate the Multiverse.
Gundam Zeta has the most downerest ending ever and I made it worse :derp:
>Get drunk with Unfortunate
5: Apparently, being drunk makes you strong! [+1 to next roll!]
> Crit all the animes for a OHKO
4+1 =5: You crit all the animes, for a OHKO, with splash damage from the crit alone. Luckily your Crazy Hobo decided to do what you wanted! [+1 to next roll]
>Befriend Nuffle and have him heal your wounds. Best to be nice. Try not to gloat. Seriously.
5: What Nuffle Giveth, Nuffle Taketh Away. In this case, your beating.
Massaca is Healed!>Make spellcards to prepare for the imminent boss battle.
3-1 = 2: You make Icicle Fall -Easy-. You don't think this one even counts.
>Cheer up Shim with judicious application of the Dubstep Gun upon his person!
2: You spend the turn reloading the Dubstep Gun
>Use the Xbox One's evil powers to trap everyone in a simulation with aliens.
1+1=2: No-one else has an XBox One to use to trap them with.
But what about Victory Gundam?
> Attempt to return the Zeta Gundam ending to normal.
4: You succeed. Downer Endings, Ahoy!
"Just look at this battlefield! So much chaos, and even a Balrog! It's no wonder Cabalvision has the highest first-quarter revenues in Gensokyo."
*mnch smack* Sorry Bob, what were you saying?"
"I w... Are you eating a dead catgirl?!"
"Kittengirl. Delicious and nutritious!"
"Bleh! And they say vampires have disgusting eating habits."
1+1=2: I don't care Jim! You should try one. They're at least 50% human blood, after all!
>Pet the Balrog
6: You pet the Balrog. Unfortunately, it is hyper-violent. And on Fire.
Smashy must Roll to dodge!4: You pull your hand away before it burns off.
>every kitten is kittengirls
>Purvis kills them.
Purvis must be murdered with the vengeance of 1000 kittengirls
6: You channel the fury of 1,000 Kitengirls, upon yourself, and strike out at Purvis.
Purvis must Roll to Dodge!2: Too preoccupired with reloading the Dubstep Gun, NNR rips into Purvis with the force of 1,000 Kittengirls.
He somehow lives.
Purvis is Seriously Injured!However, channeling the pure fury of 1,000 Kittengirls has a strong effect on the mind....
NNR must roll to dodge!5: NNR resists and suppresses the fury, and stays in control. In fact, he seems to have gained control over the fury. [+1 to next roll for KITTENGIRL FURY]
>Make Raikaria read The Silmarillion.
4: Not a 6. Too bad, I'm immune to everything but 6's. Cool book though.
>Equip Shim.
3: You try to equip Shim, but the homeless man is clingy.
Roll to Equip Shim!Homelass Man: 3 v 2 :Zeng
The Homeless Man wins the battle over Shim.
"Ok, thanks!" I throw the Pokeball. "Go, Magic!" The Ball lands in the middle of the field. It was a Gyrados. It uses Surf, possibly attacking everyone within Magic's range.
6+ 0 = 6: You unleash 'Magic' upon the World, and it uses Surf. Nuffle amplifies it, so everyone will need to Roll to Dodge the Tidal Wave at the end of the turn, except FutureTurtle.
> Shield Yamame from all unpleasantness that comes in her direction this day.
4: Yamane is protected.
> Must have more defense. Leaf Shield!
1+1=2: The leaves burn away thanks to the Balrog.
> Jam my Seven Tools of the Bandit into the Rulemaker's face, along with my rocket cane. "I AM THE CARD GAMES!"
3: You do so, but notice your Rocket Cane only has 500 atk, while you just paid 1,000.
...Really 7?!
>Eat everything that resembles a 7.
1: Ya'know, if you take the curve out of a 9....
Hero999 must roll to dodge!1: I don't even.... you ate yourself. As a ghost.
Hero999 is Deadbooked!=====
Balrog: Attack 3d6/4 rounded up players at random
1+6+4 = 11
11 /4 = 3.75 -> 4
D 30 4 times: [30 being because I'm too lazy to count posts]
6 - Pesco
11 - Juubi
15 - Regret
15 - Ignore
29 - Ignore
5 - Unmatched Sock
Pesco: 3 - The Balrog's claws deal some light damage, causing a -1 to next roll
Juubi - 5 - You evade the Balrog's flames, and get into a good position [+1]
Regret - 1 - The Balrog eats you. Icicle Fall be damned.
Regret has died!Sock - 3: You are clipped by the fire launched at Juubi, and take minor damage [-1]
TIDAL WAVE!Dormio - 2: The wave slashes you into the wall of the cave. That hurt.
Dormio is Seriously Wounded. Again!Validon98 - 6 - You ride the wave!
Magic must Roll to Dodge!3: Magic takes a glanceing blow, putting it off-balance [-1]
Uncertain: 1: The wave destroys you and your Phlyactery
UncertainJakuten is Perma-Dead!Raitaki: 1: You drown.
Raitaki has died!Sock: 1-1=0: You die horribly
An unmatched Sock has died!
Nuffle adds a counter! [4/6]Pesco: 1-1 =0: You drown too.
Pesco is Perma-Dead!Nuffle adds a counter! [5/6]PresentTurtle: 4+1: You can swim well, you are a turtle, after all! [+1]
Hanzo.K: 3: You get knocked around a little [-1]
Unfortunate: 6: Good thing you're not ignoreing everything!
Magic must Roll to Dodge!4-1=3: Magic takes another strong blow, but not enough [-1]
PX: 1: You and your troll army drown
PX is dead!Juubi: 3+1=4: Fire and water, nothing can stop you!
Phlegeth: 3+1=4: Being drunk makes you swim... better?
Shim: 3: Your hobo can't swim all that well, but lives! [-1]
Massaca: 4: You manage to get to high ground
Regret: You are already dead
Purvis: 1: Oh my, this is a bad wave
Purvis is dead!Hater: 4 : You can swim!
Kasu: 1: Dead
Kasu has died!O4rfish: 4: O4rfishes can swim! So can Bloodbowl commentators!
Smashy: 3: The wave wears you out. [-1]
NNR: 1+1=2: Apparently cats can swim just well enough to not make you die.
NNR is Seriously Injured!Sourtori: 2:
Sourtori is Seriously Injured!Zeng: 4: Good thing you brought a surfboard!
Keegster: Immune
Kilgamayan: 6: POWER OF LOOOOVE!
Magic must Roll to dodge!6-1 =5: Apparently Love isn't accurate. Either that or a Ground-type move.
Flandrdj: 1: Burnt Leafs are no protection
Flandrdj Scarlet has died!Shadoweh: 5: Card games > Waves [+1]
The Balrog-Kitten: 3: It's hot, but not quite hot enough to not be effected. [-1]
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Status:
Alive - Modifiers:
PresentTurtle: +1
Hanzo.K: -1
Shim: -1
Smashy: -1
Shadoweh: +1
Seriously Wounded:
Dormio [2]
NNR [2]
Sourtori [2]
Dead:
Flandrdj Scarlet
Kasu
Purvis
PX
An Unmatched Sock
Regret
Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999
Other:
Yamame: Protected
Balrog-Kitten: Controlled by Hanzo.K. -1 to next roll
Magic: Out of P.P
Nuffle: Feels guilty for letting Magic happen
Me: Still waiting to lose his -1
Counters: 5/6
Hero999 wins the Darwin Award! [Be the cause of your own death and Perma-Death]
Keegster2 wins the Player Slaughter Award! And is then returned to the universe from whence he came, due to having done what he wanted.====
Day 6 begins!Raikaria: Remove -1
5-1=4: FINALLY.
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Loads of Crititcal Failures on them rolls today. Well, if Nuffle Githeth what he Taketh Away, there should be 6's.
