NFL Playoffs 2013/14! (Also Vic won fantasy but no one cares PLAYOFF FOOTBALL)

[Edible]

Pay league this year.

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

Tom Brady
Roddy White
Marques Colston
LeSean McCoy
Maurice Jones-Drew
Vernon Davis
Wes Welker (Flex)
Sebastian Janikowski
Seattle

BN DeAngelo Williams (ugh), Kenbrell Thompkins, Jermichael Finley, Zach Sudfeld

I have a ~plan~ with drafting that many TEs, I swear <_<

[Rin Kagamine]

I wound up with the worst fucking team ugh ugh ugh

[Edible]

I wound up with the worst fucking team ugh ugh ugh

I think there are a number of options on the wire that could improve your team, but it's probably more solid than you think.

[Rin Kagamine]

I think there are a number of options on the wire that could improve your team, but it's probably more solid than you think.

I'll have to look. I'm still reeling that I checked out due to drunkeness after taking Blair Walsh in the sixth round

[Edible]

I'll have to look. I'm still reeling that I checked out due to drunkeness after taking Blair Walsh in the sixth round

bahahaha

I should have known.

[Kilgamayan]

I thought that was an autodraft pick at the time.

The More You Know =====*

[Edible]

Casual Touhou Fans should probably rethink starting Gronkowski this week <_<

[PX]

Start DHB instead, Raiders can't defense for shit

[Soul Devour]

Casual Touhou Fans should probably rethink starting Gronkowski this week <_<

Hey, it's all part of the mindgames

...Yeah.

[yuyukos]

My last pay league, #10/12 and no PPR.

Round   Pick   Player   Position
1.   (10)   Matt Forte   RB
2.   (15)   Drew Brees   QB
3.   (34)   Andre Johnson   WR
4.   (39)   DeMarco Murray   RB
5.   (58)   Tony Gonzalez   TE
6.   (63)   Reggie Wayne   WR
7.   (82)   Chris Givens   WR
8.   (87)   Shane Vereen   RB
9.   (106)   Isaac Redman   RB
10.   (111)   Stephen Gostkowski   K
11.   (130)   Michael Bush   RB
12.   (135)   Bryce Brown   RB
13.   (154)   Washington   DEF
14.   (159)   Matt Schaub   QB
15.   (178)   Nate Burleson   WR
16.   (183)   Brandon LaFell   WR

[PX]

10th pick in 10 man PPR league on ESPN. Holy fuck, easy win.

[Kilgamayan]

Round 1
1.    Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Doug Martin (TB - RB)    Irish
4.    Matt Forte (Chi - RB)    Cottonmouths
5.    C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Peyton Manning (Den - QB)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    Arian Foster (Hou - RB)    Terrible T8
8.    Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)    Nick's Team
9.    Ray Rice (Bal - RB)    The Buc Stap...
10.    Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)    jsuan's Rad ...
Round 2
1.    Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)    jsuan's Rad ...
2.    Trent Richardson (Cle - RB)    The Buc Stap...
3.    Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)    Nick's Team
4.    Colin Kaepernick (SF - QB)    Terrible T8
5.    Julio Jones (Atl - WR)    Patrick's Bo...
6.    Alfred Morris (Was - RB)    jeremy's Bes...
7.    Brandon Marshall (Chi - WR)    Cottonmouths
8.    Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)    Irish
9.    Jimmy Graham (NO - TE)    Goreupfromth...
10.    A.J. Green (Cin - WR)    MACARONI RAS...
Round 3
1.    Drew Brees (NO - QB)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    Frank Gore (SF - RB)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Stevan Ridley (NE - RB)    Irish
4.    Russell Wilson (Sea - QB)    Cottonmouths
5.    Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Maurice Jones-Drew (Jax - RB)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    Chris Johnson (Ten - RB)    Terrible T8
8.    Steven Jackson (Atl - RB)    Nick's Team
9.    Victor Cruz (NYG - WR)    The Buc Stap...
10.    Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)    jsuan's Rad ...
Round 4
1.    Roddy White (Atl - WR)    jsuan's Rad ...
2.    Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)    The Buc Stap...
3.    Eric Decker (Den - WR)    Nick's Team
4.    Mike Williams (TB - WR)    Terrible T8
5.    Andrew Luck (Ind - QB)    Patrick's Bo...
6.    Randall Cobb (GB - WR)    jeremy's Bes...
7.    Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)    Cottonmouths
8.    Cam Newton (Car - QB)    Irish
9.    Tom Brady (NE - QB)    Goreupfromth...
10.    Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)    MACARONI RAS...
Round 5
1.    Reggie Bush (Det - RB)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    Danny Amendola (NE - WR)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Vincent Jackson (TB - WR)    Irish
4.    Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)    Cottonmouths
5.    Robert Griffin III (Was - QB)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Wes Welker (Den - WR)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    Heath Miller (Pit - TE)    Terrible T8
8.    Lamar Miller (Mia - RB)    Nick's Team
9.    Marques Colston (NO - WR)    The Buc Stap...
10.    Pierre Garcon (Was - WR)    jsuan's Rad ...
Round 6
1.    Vernon Davis (SF - TE)    jsuan's Rad ...
2.    Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)    The Buc Stap...
3.    Antonio Brown (Pit - WR)    Nick's Team
4.    Mike Wallace (Mia - WR)    Terrible T8
5.    Jason Witten (Dal - TE)    Patrick's Bo...
6.    Jermichael Finley (GB - TE)    jeremy's Bes...
7.    Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)    Cottonmouths
8.    Torrey Smith (Bal - WR)    Irish
9.    Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)    Goreupfromth...
10.    Jordy Nelson (GB - WR)    MACARONI RAS...
Round 7
1.    David Wilson (NYG - RB)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    Stevie Johnson (Buf - WR)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Greg Olsen (Car - TE)    Irish
4.    Chicago (Chi - DEF)    Cottonmouths
5.    Darren McFadden (Oak - RB)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Seattle (Sea - DEF)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    San Francisco (SF - DEF)    Terrible T8
8.    Owen Daniels (Hou - TE)    Nick's Team
9.    Tony Romo (Dal - QB)    The Buc Stap...
10.    Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)    jsuan's Rad ...
Round 8
1.    Houston (Hou - DEF)    jsuan's Rad ...
2.    Eddie Lacy (GB - RB)    The Buc Stap...
3.    Baltimore (Bal - DEF)    Nick's Team
4.    James Jones (GB - WR)    Terrible T8
5.    Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)    Patrick's Bo...
6.    Denver (Den - DEF)    jeremy's Bes...
7.    DeMarco Murray (Dal - RB)    Cottonmouths
8.    New England (NE - DEF)    Irish
9.    Eli Manning (NYG - QB)    Goreupfromth...
10.    T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR)    MACARONI RAS...
Round 9
1.    DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    Cincinnati (Cin - DEF)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Matt Bryant (Atl - K)    Irish
4.    Steve Smith (Car - WR)    Cottonmouths
5.    Miles Austin (Dal - WR)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Golden Tate (Sea - WR)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    BenJarvus Green-Ellis (Cin - RB)    Terrible T8
8.    Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)    Nick's Team
9.    Giovani Bernard (Cin - RB)    The Buc Stap...
10.    Phil Dawson (SF - K)    jsuan's Rad ...
Round 10
1.    Darren Sproles (NO - RB)    jsuan's Rad ...
2.    Michael Vick (Phi - QB)    The Buc Stap...
3.    Ahmad Bradshaw (Ind - RB)    Nick's Team
4.    Josh Freeman (TB - QB)    Terrible T8
5.    DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB)    Patrick's Bo...
6.    Greg Jennings (Min - WR)    jeremy's Bes...
7.    Robbie Gould (Chi - K)    Cottonmouths
8.    Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)    Irish
9.    Isaac Redman (Pit - RB)    Goreupfromth...
10.    Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE)    MACARONI RAS...
Round 11
1.    Matt Prater (Den - K)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    Lance Moore (NO - WR)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Cecil Shorts (Jax - WR)    Irish
4.    St. Louis (StL - DEF)    Cottonmouths
5.    Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Antonio Gates (SD - TE)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    Anquan Boldin (SF - WR)    Terrible T8
8.    Kyle Rudolph (Min - TE)    Nick's Team
9.    Josh Gordon (Cle - WR)    The Buc Stap...
10.    Tavon Austin (StL - WR)    jsuan's Rad ...
Round 12
1.    Chris Givens (StL - WR)    jsuan's Rad ...
2.    Kenbrell Thompkins (NE - WR)    The Buc Stap...
3.    Brian Hartline (Mia - WR)    Nick's Team
4.    Fred Davis (Was - TE)    Terrible T8
5.    Kenny Britt (Ten - WR)    Patrick's Bo...
6.    Justin Blackmon (Jax - WR)    jeremy's Bes...
7.    Jermaine Gresham (Cin - TE)    Cottonmouths
8.    Vincent Brown (SD - WR)    Irish
9.    Dan Bailey (Dal - K)    Goreupfromth...
10.    Daryl Richardson (StL - RB)    MACARONI RAS...
Round 13
1.    Cleveland (Cle - DEF)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Jared Cook (StL - TE)    Irish
4.    Shonn Greene (Ten - RB)    Cottonmouths
5.    Martellus Bennett (Chi - TE)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Arizona (Ari - DEF)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    Scott Chandler (Buf - TE)    Terrible T8
8.    Mark Ingram (NO - RB)    Nick's Team
9.    Zach Sudfeld (NE - TE)    The Buc Stap...
10.    Jordan Cameron (Cle - TE)    jsuan's Rad ...
Round 14
1.    Andy Dalton (Cin - QB)    jsuan's Rad ...
2.    Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)    The Buc Stap...
3.    Sidney Rice (Sea - WR)    Nick's Team
4.    Blair Walsh (Min - K)    Terrible T8
5.    Justin Tucker (Bal - K)    Patrick's Bo...
6.    Shane Vereen (NE - RB)    jeremy's Bes...
7.    David Akers (Det - K)    Cottonmouths
8.    Carson Palmer (Ari - QB)    Irish
9.    Brandon Myers (NYG - TE)    Goreupfromth...
10.    Sam Bradford (StL - QB)    MACARONI RAS...
Round 15
1.    Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)    MACARONI RAS...
2.    Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)    Goreupfromth...
3.    Green Bay (GB - DEF)    Irish
4.    Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)    Cottonmouths
5.    Josh Brown (NYG - K)    jeremy's Bes...
6.    Montee Ball (Den - RB)    Patrick's Bo...
7.    Michael Floyd (Ari - WR)    Terrible T8
8.    Graham Gano (Car - K)    Nick's Team
9.    Steven Hauschka (Sea - K)    The Buc Stap...
10.    New York (NYG - DEF)    jsuan's Rad ...

greatest fucking draft of all time so pissed i didn't livestream it

(bold indicates SNICKERS SATISFYING FANTASY SLEEPERS)

[helvetica]

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/3/4686296/introducing-fantasy-failball-a-world-where-mark-sanchez-has-value

And we're not playing this why...?

[Rin Kagamine]

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/3/4686296/introducing-fantasy-failball-a-world-where-mark-sanchez-has-value

And we're not playing this why...?

I'm game. Give me Jake Locker all day every day.

[Kilgamayan]

If any of you lot are looking for one final last-minute draft, I'm in some random Yahoo Custom league that has slightly better settings than Yahoo's default. The name of the league is The Search for Aaron's Gun and it drafts at 6 tonight. You should be able to find it through the "Join a Custom League" search menu thingie.

EDIT: That's 6 Eastern. So in about 80 minutes.

[Edible]

Football football football <3

[Zirene]

Football football football <3

Weather delay ;_;

e: Ok good they started!
Man I hope Jacoby Jones is alright for the guy that hit him's sake. I can't imagine doing anything worse than hurting your own team mate.
Wooooooaaaahhhh Welker fumbling punts what is going on?

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Wooooooaaaahhhh Welker fumbling punts what is going on?

Also catches 37 catches and 2 TDs.  Plus now they'll take him off punt return duties!

[Rin Kagamine]

PEYTON MANNING Y'ALL!!!

[PX]

Season starts off with a blowout. A sign of things to come this year.

Edit: This is also the most TD passes points the Ravens have allowed ever

[Edible]

This game.  Oh man.

[Soul Devour]

RIP in peace Eric Decker.

You have failed me.

[Kilgamayan]

And yuyukos was worried about DMT.

[yuyukos]

And yuyukos was worried about DMT.

>Complain about DMT through third quarter.
>He does all his work in the fourth while I'm asleep.
Everything went better than expected :V. Clearly I should just sleep through all the games.

Someone needs to shop Peyton's head onto Exodia because he obliterated opposing fantasy teams.
And indeed RIP Decker owners, Welker was on fire and Decker didn't bring in that TD pass.  :ohdear:. Everyone figured Welker was going to take a chunk of targets away but this was ridiculous.

[Rin Kagamine]

Now accepting unrealistic/exhorbitant trade offers for Peyton Manning (3 RB minimum ww)

[Edible]

Footbaaaaaaallll

[yuyukos]

Footbaaaaaaallll

#hype. It starts.
Footbaaaaaaalllll  :V

[PX]

Half an hour in and 3 safeties. Almost 4. Gj

[Rin Kagamine]

So ready to back into the playoffs yet again with my terrible team.

[Edible]

jaguars y :qq: