Author Topic: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition (Read 85229 times)

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #240 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:20:31 PM »

Quote from: Mr Jovial on February 22, 2014, 05:05:19 PM

My spellcard record shows 1/10 for that. Considering you've 1cc'ed hard on a game, 36 attempts is a bit much, unless you're playing Alice or something like that.

Well, I used Marisa solo to unlock Blazing Star :V Is this understandable?

CyberAngel · « **Reply #241 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:28:42 PM »

I can say that it indeed can take a while to understand how the red stars in Normal version work, compared to rather obvious later versions, so it might be even harder than Lunatic for the first few captures until you learn how to do it.

EDIT: Funny typo is funny. That's why you better never ignore that "Spell Check" button. Thanks, Jovy.

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #242 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:32:49 PM »

Quote from: C.Angel on February 22, 2014, 05:28:42 PM

I can say that it indeed can take a while to understand how the red stars in Normal version work, compared to rather obvious later versions, so it might be even harder, better, faster, stronger than Lunatic for the first few captures until you learn how to do it.

After reading this I went and tried the card. 1st mistake: Went above the laser wheel thing. 2nd mistake: Flopped because of 2 circles of stars. I can kind of see why this might be trouble, had to anticipate the lasers disappearing for the first few waves because the laser wheel thing has awkward positioning on the first few waves.

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #243 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:35:26 PM »

Quote from: C.Angel on February 22, 2014, 05:28:42 PM

I can say that it indeed can take a while to understand how the red stars in Normal version work, compared to rather obvious later versions, so it might be even harded than Lunatic for the first few captures until you learn how to do it.

Well, from what I can see I need to squeeze through the (very) small gaps. Which means capturing it with anyone other than border team will be significantly harder.

CyberAngel · « **Reply #244 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:57:00 PM »

Nah, the gaps are fine. It's just that you have to dash through two separate rings at once, and must predict where two gaps will line up when they get to you. It's quite possible to do this consistently with practice.

CyberAngel · « **Reply #245 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:55:39 PM »

Happened quite some time ago, but whatever, it's still funny.

Was playing around with IN Stage 2 in Stage Practice. Got clipped by midboss Mystia entering. Twice in a row. Birdie wants a hug that badly?

Reiko · « **Reply #246 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:22:58 PM »

Captured the green books in stage 4 (Lunatic) for the first time, then rammed into a big shiny bubble during the midboss just after that.
Genius. :V

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #247 on:** April 04, 2014, 05:55:21 PM »

- Was playing EoSD Stage 2, Easy Mode. Daiyousei did her first attack then teleported as usual, and came out on my hitbox.

- Also flew face-first into a fairy on UFO Stage 1. Very first thing that happened, too.

Snakebite969 · « **Reply #248 on:** April 04, 2014, 10:30:06 PM »

Against Mokou: My thoughts
"Oh wow, I'm a beginner and I'm at the extra boss, even after not being pro and downloading the score file just so I could actually play this without having to 1cc"
"Oh wow, that attack is straightforward"
"She exploded already? That was easy"
(Moves up to collect power)
REINCARNATION
"WTNEFRNFNREIBVAEFBVFEDBVAUHEBF"

Arcengal · « **Reply #249 on:** April 05, 2014, 05:28:02 PM »

Failed a no-death run of TD Hard by FLYING INTO MIKO during her third spell.

KingofBaka · « **Reply #250 on:** April 10, 2014, 12:54:04 AM »

I was on my way to capturing Invisible Full Moon on one of my IN Normal runs. I go up to get inside the circle, start moving back down because of the next circle that Reisen fires out and I go back too far and run into the previous circle from behind :colonveeplusalpha:. Usually what stops me from capturing it is the blue bullets that she fires out and I run straight into them because I wasn't paying attention.

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #251 on:** April 10, 2014, 02:56:10 PM »

Another hard mode 1cc derp. Just look at Miko's health bar at the last minute...

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #252 on:** April 11, 2014, 12:37:22 PM »

Standing next to a boss is a bad idea.

Yatakarasu · « **Reply #253 on:** April 14, 2014, 11:24:42 AM »

Quote from: Yomihime on April 11, 2014, 12:37:22 PM

Standing next to a boss is a bad idea.

Oh god, Miko's done that to me so many times.

During my UFO normal clear yesterday, Murasa pretty much moved perfectly on her 2nd card. But I got scared and bombed when it should have been a capture. Stupid raindrop bullets.

Smokey · « **Reply #254 on:** April 17, 2014, 01:51:52 AM »

I was doing a casual run of DDC lunatic. Everything was going well until I got to Seija, when somehow, I managed to forget that she flips the controls on her spells. This has never happened before, not even the first time I played DDC. Probably a very good sign that I need some sleep.

tea_is_so_periodic · « **Reply #255 on:** April 18, 2014, 12:55:15 AM »

This morning I am play PCB after crimzon clover and forget which key is bomb and which key is focus?

Kwak · « **Reply #256 on:** April 18, 2014, 04:08:25 AM »

Earlier today I was doing SA Normal, and managed to 1cc....Kisume :V

LunarWingCloud · « **Reply #257 on:** April 18, 2014, 09:11:46 AM »

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I was trying EoSD Hard again because I want to have a replay for it.

Cirno was giving me trouble. CIRNO. AS IN ULTIMATE BAKA CIRNO.

I normally need 1 bomb for her: usually for Perfect Freeze when that unexpected bullet clips me because it ends up traveling farther than I expected. But I was dying in all sorts of places. Her first noncard, her Hailstorm spellcard, it was ridiculous. So I just gave up for the night.

So I went onward to DDC and used MarisaA on Normal. I've gotten to Sukuna before, figured I could pull something nice out...

UNTIL FAIRIES COMING IN FROM THE SIDES OF THE SCREEN WERE CONSTANTLY RAMMING ME TO DEATH. EVERY. SINGLE. RETRY. I couldn't even make it to Sekibanki, it was that horrendous I just stopped playing. Tried TD Hard with Reimu since that's the next game I feel I'd have any shot at 1cc'ing on Hard. Ended up dying twice on Yoshika and figured "yeah this isn't happening".

And now I'm here telling you guys all how badly I've been messing up today. :V

Despatche · « **Reply #258 on:** April 19, 2014, 03:32:46 AM »

mof easy. keep running into dumb things. i just want nm + 1b : (

LunarWingCloud · « **Reply #259 on:** April 19, 2014, 03:44:32 AM »

Quote from: Snakebite969 on April 04, 2014, 10:30:06 PM

Against Mokou: My thoughts
"Oh wow, I'm a beginner and I'm at the extra boss, even after not being pro and downloading the score file just so I could actually play this without having to 1cc"
"Oh wow, that attack is straightforward"
"She exploded already? That was easy"
(Moves up to collect power)
REINCARNATION
"WTNEFRNFNREIBVAEFBVFEDBVAUHEBF"

Gotta love that neat quirk about Mokou.

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #260 on:** April 23, 2014, 02:19:33 PM »

I was stupid enough not to trust the hitbox or else I would have captured BoLaD -__-

TresserT · « **Reply #261 on:** April 23, 2014, 07:34:48 PM »

I've been playing touhou for about 3 years. Today I realised you're not supposed to stay at the bottom of the screen for Invisible Full Moon.

Mach131 · « **Reply #262 on:** April 25, 2014, 04:05:34 PM »

I've started trying to get through every touhou game in order, so I'm playing HRtP. Somehow got to Konngara without continuing, died when she only had one health left... By getting hit with Reimu's orb.
Someday I'll get out of PC98 :V

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #263 on:** April 29, 2014, 03:25:55 PM »

One tip for Suwako's last spell: ALWAYS look behind you the whooooole time :colbert:

hungrybookworm · « **Reply #264 on:** May 02, 2014, 05:24:50 AM »

Headbutted. By a cat.

Moral of the story: remember where the bosses come out.

(I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes afterwards.)

KingofBaka · « **Reply #265 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:39:36 PM »

A mini video of Subterranean Animism fails

There are some fail moments in it but a notable moment is me running into Stage 4 Midboss Orin because I was going for the life piece and I thought she would move out of the way by the time I got up there.
I was wrong :V.

Baron_Blade · « **Reply #266 on:** May 24, 2014, 09:30:46 PM »

I'm trying to unlock Extra for MarisaB in EoSD, so I pretty much perfect stages 1-3, die on stage 4, die on stage 5 twice, and make it to Remilia with 5 lives and two or three bombs. I capture her opener, Star of David, and beat everything up to Tepes without dying. Then I get to Scarlet Shoot, and I press just a bit too far down with my shot finger and open up the start menu, thereby crashing the game. My GOD was I pissed! I guess it's karma for using the hitbox patch, though...

Dingo785 · « **Reply #267 on:** May 25, 2014, 02:24:26 PM »

Remember standing next to a boss is not a good idea. Neither is standing next to a screen and getting Fairy Kicked! And I apparently have a lot of bad luck since the bullets hit me RIGHT AFTER the spellcard ends.

Maths ~Angelic Version~ · « **Reply #268 on:** May 27, 2014, 07:37:47 PM »

Today, I played Double Spoiler for the first time in months and after too much ISC. I got many bad photos and died several times because I tried to take pictures with X and shoot at the boss with Z. I also died a lot from randomly flying into bullets (I blame Aya's unfocused speed for that). All of this happened in Level 1. 1-3 and 1-6 took me half a dozen tries each. Will I ever reach the final level as I had done on my old computer? :V

Nolegs the Cat · « **Reply #269 on:** June 05, 2014, 06:42:55 AM »

Quote from: Yatakarasu on April 14, 2014, 11:24:42 AM

Oh god, Miko's done that to me so many times.

It's happened to me multiple times in a row on 3 separate occasions... on her third to last spell, where she STAYS PUT. (On normal)

:colonveeplusalpha:

Also, the first time I've gotten to Danmaku chimera. I lose ALL of my remaining resources... :flamingv: