Author Topic: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition (Read 85193 times)

Zengeku · « **Reply #210 on:** October 21, 2013, 10:45:05 AM »

Failed NMNB Sukuna on the last few pixels of the final attack's life bar.

Oops. :V

Wouldn't have been a NMNB Stage run though. Died on the impossible six orbs that i seriously don't get how SakuyaA is meant to handle. Screw you ZUN for your inbalanced gameplay :V

Kimmachinima · « **Reply #211 on:** October 21, 2013, 01:05:57 PM »

When 1CCing Ten Desires for the first time as Sanae, on Miko's last spell, with no lives or lives left, I was shot down and the Trance countdown started - 10 seconds left. When there were 7 seconds left in the Trance, she exploded - and the Trance kept going. When "Stage Clear" appeared after her death, the Trance ended and I was taken to the Continue screen.

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #212 on:** October 22, 2013, 03:43:26 AM »

I tried an IN Hard run, managed to get to Kaguya with one life left and held on until Salamander Shield, so hooray for me, but that's not the point.

The point is, I finally found out why Marisa's hip-bump is a thing in the fighting games. I dashed forward in Stage 4 as Boundary Team to get resources, having forgotten when Marisa returns. Suddenly she charged me and I couldn't even deathbomb in time, that's how off-guard she got me. Just like how Kagerou got me in DDC a couple days ago. (She then managed to drain my ~7 lives down to 3 for Stage 5, and the Inabas managed to get rid of those, leaving me with nothing for Kaguya except bombs I used right away on her first card because I have so much difficulty predicting the paths of those lasers)

The first three digits of my final score for that run were 666, so...I don't think I'm coming back to IN for a while.

Sakurei · « **Reply #213 on:** November 04, 2013, 02:03:13 AM »

why does this keep happening ;_; first with ellen, then twice with chiyuri, and with mima, kana. I keep game overing on good runs. it makes me weep.

one day I will get a good run and clear.

BT · « **Reply #214 on:** November 04, 2013, 05:45:53 PM »

Enter what was probably the most stupid round of PoDD in my life:

Decisive Match Mima. Not doing anything but shooting, stuff is relatively easy.

I fiddle around with stuff instead of moving Reimu and get hit twice.
I misjudge Reimu's speed and get hit trying to out-lap a lone pellet.
Then the kicker - I try charging up a L4 in the middle of Boss Mima, right in the middle I tell myself this is stupid and I should just hyper, I do so but because I was charging and hit the button before I even got to L2, I got less than a third of a charge, tried going up the screen to not have to dodge Mima's charge attack, invincibility wears off and I fuckin' die.

Work of art.

Raekuul · « **Reply #215 on:** November 04, 2013, 11:53:52 PM »

Not really a death derp but a regular derp.

I normally play MoF with MarisaC and SA with MarisaB. Somehow I got one game mixed up with the other and started shooting down Aki with lasers. I got trashed at Hina since my normal strategies were less useful than I was used to. I blame Patchouli.

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #216 on:** November 06, 2013, 01:40:35 AM »

Tried a Normal MoF run today with ReimuC, since I felt like it and it was already cleared with ReimuA.

I got past Stage 1 once, on the first try. A good eight or nine tries later, I could barely get to Minoriko.

What.

Naturally, I gave up and went to do something else. I'm obviously not in the right mental condition currently, probably stress-induced. I'll beat it some other time.

Mero · « **Reply #217 on:** November 06, 2013, 01:54:17 AM »

On what could have been a perfect stage 4 Lunatic on SA, I died to Satori's opener...'s bubbles, yep, I died to a bubble, something that outside of Mt. Ooe you actually have to try to get hit by :derp:

I also died to BoWaP half way through, so I didn't feel as bad after that

Raekuul · « **Reply #218 on:** November 17, 2013, 04:32:11 AM »

Well, that certainly happened. Talk about a crash course in Touhou.

Burning Love · « **Reply #219 on:** November 18, 2013, 03:20:24 PM »

Me : Cirno don't ram me please
Cirno: Eye'm the strongest!

http://youtu.be/zb4thnINoJg?t=8m40s

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #220 on:** November 18, 2013, 07:48:57 PM »

So today I was doing Satori's 2nd nonspell and I died like a fool. I decided "I need some practice so I'll stop shooting and dodge it some more". I then died to the exact same bullet another 3 times. :colonveeplusalpha:

CyberAngel · « **Reply #221 on:** November 20, 2013, 05:40:42 PM »

"Okay, next up is MoF MarisaA Easy NB run attempt."

> Perfect first 5 stages
> Finish stage 6 with no lives left

It takes talent to pull off such stunts BV

I'm not even angry, actually. Last three spellcards being what they are, I usually have to tank them with the lives I've accumulated anyway. And it's MarisaA we're talking about, which, having to mind its option formation, I have most trouble with. Yes, even more than with ReimuC, that one can hit in a wide range, at least. Had doubts I'd even clear this, but a recent unusually successful run of the stage gave me quite a bit of hope.

Elysia · « **Reply #222 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:55:24 AM »

<Malkyrian> so i just died to byakuren's opener
<Malkyrian> and then captured her first card

If it'd just been the first, I could have pretended it was just me being rusty after not playing.

chirpy13 · « **Reply #223 on:** November 22, 2013, 02:10:16 AM »

EDIT:

Burning Love · « **Reply #224 on:** November 25, 2013, 04:41:35 PM »

Apparently Marisa is too fast on EOSD or I'm blind to ram into everything.

Things to ram into checklist:
Iceberg - done
Cirno's opener - done
Meiling' rainbow danmaku - done
Book's - why didn't I bomb that?
Emerald Megalith - yeah, **** you too, bubble bullet
Sakuya's knife - definitely done

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #225 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:25:11 PM »

1MNB SA Stage 4 Lunatic. Why did I post here? Because the death was to Satori's second non :V

Blue · « **Reply #226 on:** November 25, 2013, 06:41:42 PM »

I just discovered that my new laptop's keyboard really sucks. By being unable to move up and dying at Wriggle's first spell :V

ZellBell · « **Reply #227 on:** December 03, 2013, 08:05:38 AM »

> Was immersed in Touhou fanstuff for a full year, decides to try and play again
> Starts and accidentally perfects PCB Stage 3
>OH HEY MAYBE MY SKILL DIDN'T DISINTIGRATE OVER THE MONTHS OF NOTHING
>Plays Ten Desires afterwards
>Two deaths on Stage 1 of TD Easy :V

I'm going to go sit in a corner now

And practice some more to increase consistancy

Sakurei · « **Reply #228 on:** December 06, 2013, 07:27:12 AM »

died to spleen eater on a run I was able to carry that far. During the milking phase - I would have captured it if not for me stopping to shoot for 300 graze or some shit. feels bad. The death was some once in a lifetime death, too. retarded as shit.

w/e, died later to okuu once more anyway. wouldn't have been teh urn one way or another. at least I know bowap practice finally paid off. also finished with over 40k, which is nice.

scrubby run overall, though. I guess I still need some practice (?)

chirpy13 · « **Reply #229 on:** December 11, 2013, 12:46:05 AM »

I'm terrible.

CyberAngel · « **Reply #230 on:** January 25, 2014, 01:06:43 PM »

I seriously thought I was hit by nothing at first :V

Darkchibiterasu · « **Reply #231 on:** January 27, 2014, 03:16:46 AM »

I am ashamed to say this, but I lost to Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" on easy every time I played EoSD. I was either too dumb to notice the obvious safe spot, or I was just being a suicidal idiot and went for it. I've long since stopped playing easy, but I figured I should get that off my chest.

Blue · « **Reply #232 on:** January 28, 2014, 03:57:58 AM »

Quote from: Skype

[7:47:12 PM] Me: made it to flan without dying
[7:47:14 PM] Me: let's do this
[7:47:24 PM] Friend: hell yeah
[7:47:59 PM] Me: and then i die on cranberry trap
[7:48:04 PM] Me: this is going great
[7:48:16 PM] Friend: yay
[7:48:25 PM] Me: ..twice
[7:50:59 PM] Friend: damn
[7:52:15 PM] Me: that was a very dumb run
[7:52:43 PM] Me: died to a bubble because i forgot the hitboxes for them are larger in this game only
[7:53:12 PM] Me: and then died on starbow break and the nonspell after
[7:53:29 PM] Me: at least i captured laevateinn and four of a kind

Wow that run was stupid.

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #233 on:** January 28, 2014, 07:11:28 PM »

2nd 1MNB IN Stage 6A with the death to Genealogy of the Skyborn. That makes 4 1MNBs with the other two dying at Game of Rising and Apollo 13. I honestly don't know what I was thinking, probably something like "Oh look a bullet is coming directly at me. I'll just stand here and tank it" :V

I have no name · « **Reply #234 on:** January 28, 2014, 07:21:43 PM »

Quote from: Mr Jovial on January 28, 2014, 07:11:28 PM

2nd 1MNB IN Stage 6A with the death to Genealogy of the Skyborn. That makes 4 1MNBs with the other two dying at Game of Rising and Apollo 13. I honestly don't know what I was thinking, probably something like "Oh look a bullet is coming directly at me. I'll just stand here and tank it" :V

Doesn't feel like as much of a derp as mine, in which I failed Astronomical Entombing :V

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #235 on:** January 28, 2014, 07:26:52 PM »

Quote from: I have no name on January 28, 2014, 07:21:43 PM

Doesn't feel like as much of a derp as mine, in which I failed Astronomical Entombing :V

Lol, just had a NMNB up to Astronomical Entombing then triple death to that attack followed by failing Hourai Elixir with 00 on the timer :colonveeplusalpha:

FrozenTide · « **Reply #236 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:24:03 PM »

Got to Stage 3 in EoSD... And game overed because I didn't pay attention and ran into pretty much every fairy on the stage. How do I even manage to fail that badly?

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #237 on:** February 02, 2014, 06:17:20 PM »

I just have my most atrocious 1cc today. It's my first PCB Phantasm clear. So horrible that I don't even want to upload it :V

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #238 on:** February 22, 2014, 03:21:44 PM »

Sry for double post, but I have something new to post and this thread looks so dead

Holy shit, do I need 36 attempts just to capture Swallow's Cowrie Shell (Normal)? Does anyone have such difficulty with this spellcard?

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #239 on:** February 22, 2014, 05:05:19 PM »

I died twice to Wriggle's midboss spell today :getdown:

Quote from: Yomihime on February 22, 2014, 03:21:44 PM

Holy shit, do I need 36 attempts just to capture Swallow's Cowrie Shell (Normal)? Does anyone have such difficulty with this spellcard?

My spellcard record shows 1/10 for that. Considering you've 1cc'ed hard on a game, 36 attempts is a bit much, unless you're playing Alice or something like that.