Author Topic: Derp thread IV: Easy mode deaths edition (Read 85191 times)

Zengeku · « **Reply #120 on:** July 12, 2013, 05:03:09 PM »

I lost a Ten Desires Lunatic No-miss clear by sticking my head to far up into Miko's skirt trying to shotgun her final spellcard :V

Not that i would mind 'shotgunning' Miko's nether regions but seriously, what a way to lose a No-miss run. :V

In a game you have barely played but it doesn't really matter because it shoves so many resources down your throat that it doesn't really matter. I guess a 1-miss run is acceptable given the derpish nature of the run. Seriously this game is such a fucking joke.

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #121 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:11:51 PM »

So I tried to play TH 06 and thought "DUR I HAZ TRUNCE MODZ."

-Epic fail on Perfect Freeze on Normal Mode-

My brain: DOOD DIS IZN'T TUN DESIRZ!

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Long story short: Next time stick with the game you're trying to 1CC instead.

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #122 on:** July 13, 2013, 03:55:56 AM »

Playing EoSD on Normal a few minutes ago, lost a life on Cirno. With bombs in stock.

Lavalake · « **Reply #123 on:** July 13, 2013, 03:59:28 AM »

I was playing MoF on normal with Reimu A.
I get to stage 4, and I run into almost every bullet that comes from the very first enemies of the stage.
Then I died, and bombed 3 times to the midboss.

Space Flower · « **Reply #124 on:** July 13, 2013, 06:53:22 AM »

Quote from: bigyihsuan on July 13, 2013, 03:55:56 AM

Playing EoSD on Normal a few minutes ago, lost a life on Cirno. With bombs in stock.

That's okay. I think it'd be a bigger fail if you had used up your bombs before reaching Cirno...

Tsym · « **Reply #125 on:** July 13, 2013, 07:40:08 AM »

The best attempt at UFO Lunatic No Red UFOs. So I'm trying to improve on my previous attempt for Minogame's Challenge, and then I get this beauty. Deaths to Dipper Creeping Close and something in stage 5 I think (it was a dumb death). Then I get to Byakuren with 3 lives and 4 bombs. Easy clear right? Deaths to Magic Butterfly, circling non (2 bombs in stock), Devil's Recitation (still 2 bombs in stock), and finally a photo finish death right as Byakuren is exploding for a perfect double KO.

I find this more hilarious than rage-worthy for some reason.

Space Flower · « **Reply #126 on:** July 13, 2013, 09:30:43 AM »

Somehow I had a perfect run of the first three stages of UFO Normal, having used no bombs and having 7 lives.
Then my brain died and I forgot everything about Stage 4 pre-boss and died twice whilst failing everything UFO-wise. I was so clouded by rage at this point that I forgot to move out of the way of Murasa's opening anchor. Things only went downhill from there. I beat her with 1 life to spare, 2 if you count the extend I got afterward.
I ended up game-overing to Shou's opening laser. Uh.

FamilyTeam · « **Reply #127 on:** July 13, 2013, 12:52:26 PM »

Quote from: Space Flower on July 12, 2013, 03:49:56 AM

...and Marisa is just sitting there in stunned silence.

Cool story bro. Can you tell another?
If you were at my room at the time ~~that would be quite creepy~~ you would have seen that it was anything BUT silent.

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I lost a Ten Desires Lunatic No-miss clear by sticking my head to far up into Miko's skirt trying to shotgun her final spellcard :V

Not that i would mind 'shotgunning' Miko's nether regions but seriously, what a way to lose a No-miss run. :V

Jesus, man, don't complain that you lost a 1LC. Most people can't even finish this game and you are complaining on how you didn't finish it without losing lives, it makes me feel worse than I already am at this game :V ~~Okay I'm not that bad but I could be miles better~~

Zengeku · « **Reply #128 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:35:09 PM »

Quote from: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 12:52:26 PM

If you were at my room at the time ~~that would be quite creepy~~ you would have seen that it was anything BUT silent.

Please don't tell me you got angry over something like that. It's only a minute into the game and you can easily just restart without losing anything. Avoiding the enemies spawning on you is not very difficult, just be more careful about when you go PoC next time.

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Jesus, man, don't complain that you lost a 1LC. Most people can't even finish this game and you are complaining on how you didn't finish it without losing lives, it makes me feel worse than I already am at this game :V ~~Okay I'm not that bad but I could be miles better~~

I'm not really complaining since it wouldn't have been that great an accomplishment in any case. I just thought it was a hilariously stupid way to lose a no-miss run. As for your own clearing purposes, don't feel bad. I'm somewhat of an old veteran on these games and even though i have kinda been pretty lax with these games for the last two years, I do have some experience. You'll be able to clear the game sometime if you just keep practicing it and build your skills.

Also, don't hate on games because you make mistakes in them. Take a break with them if they frustrate you but try not to blame the game for something that's basically your own fault.

FamilyTeam · « **Reply #129 on:** July 13, 2013, 03:08:34 PM »

Quote from: Zengeku on July 13, 2013, 02:35:09 PM

Please don't tell me you got angry over something like that. It's only a minute into the game and you can easily just restart without losing anything. Avoiding the enemies spawning on you is not very difficult, just be more careful about when you go PoC next time.

Well I am taking a break from Touhou in general. But don't worry. I already 1cc'd Ten Desires so I see no reason to ever play It again (I don't clear Extra Stages)
Also, if you watch the video more carefuly, you actually see that it really wasn't my fault, the game spawned an enemy inside me just because I decided to go aggressive, and i see no reason why ZUN didn't fiddle around with the programing a little bit to make things like this impossible to happen. I mean, he did it in Imperishable Night, why not this one?

Zengeku · « **Reply #130 on:** July 13, 2013, 06:12:08 PM »

Quote from: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 03:08:34 PM

Well I am taking a break from Touhou in general. But don't worry. I already 1cc'd Ten Desires so I see no reason to ever play It again (I don't clear Extra Stages)
Also, if you watch the video more carefuly, you actually see that it really wasn't my fault, the game spawned an enemy inside me just because I decided to go aggressive, and i see no reason why ZUN didn't fiddle around with the programing a little bit to make things like this impossible to happen. I mean, he did it in Imperishable Night, why not this one?

- You are taking a break already? Didn't you just start? I have a feeling you won't be staying with us for long but feel free to show me otherwise.
- Why don't you clear extra stages?
- The only thing i can see from that video is that you don't realize how the enemies spawn. Just stay at the lower half of the screen and only move up to PoC when you are certain you can do it without getting killed by enemies spawning.
- Learn from your mistakes. If something like this gets you killed, don't do it. If you need to, memorize when it's safe to be at the top of the screen and when it isn't. It's not that complicated to be honest.
- I dunno what you are talking about with Imperishable Night. I have never really had enemies spawn on me in any game, including this one because i tend to stay away from the top of the screen unless I know what i'm doing.

Wriggle · « **Reply #131 on:** July 13, 2013, 06:30:16 PM »

Quote from: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 03:08:34 PM

I mean, he did it in Imperishable Night, why not this one?

Quote from: Zengeku on July 13, 2013, 06:12:08 PM

- I dunno what you are talking about with Imperishable Night. I have never really had enemies spawn on me in any game, including this one because i tend to stay away from the top of the screen unless I know what i'm doing.

As far as I know, your hitbox only prevents bullet spawning in some patterns, most times (if not all of them) when you obstruct the familiar (given it won't collide with your hitbox), but not enemy spawning.

FamilyTeam · « **Reply #132 on:** July 13, 2013, 06:54:08 PM »

Quote from: Zengeku on July 13, 2013, 06:12:08 PM

- You are taking a break already? Didn't you just start? I have a feeling you won't be staying with us for long but feel free to show me otherwise.
- Why don't you clear extra stages?
- The only thing i can see from that video is that you don't realize how the enemies spawn. Just stay at the lower half of the screen and only move up to PoC when you are certain you can do it without getting killed by enemies spawning.
- Learn from your mistakes. If something like this gets you killed, don't do it. If you need to, memorize when it's safe to be at the top of the screen and when it isn't. It's not that complicated to be honest.
- I dunno what you are talking about with Imperishable Night. I have never really had enemies spawn on me in any game, including this one because i tend to stay away from the top of the screen unless I know what i'm doing.

Depends, if 8 Months of playing Touhou straight is "taking a break already" for you, then yes, i'm leaving already.
Also I don't clear Extra Stages because I honestly feel it's just unnecessary. I really don't have a lot of reason on why I don't play them. And I already learned my mistakes on that part and I don't do that mistake anymore. I was just extremely angry at that moment because, well, I PLAYED THAT STAGE SOMETHING LIKE 7 TIMES AND THIS HAPPENED ON ALL OF MY TRIES. And the worst part of all is that it was really bad luck, I was playing Touhou 13 the day before and it didn't happen on any of my tries that day. This game really doesn't know if it loves or hates me :V

CyberAngel · « **Reply #133 on:** July 13, 2013, 07:03:03 PM »

Quote from: FamilyTeam on July 13, 2013, 06:54:08 PM

Depends, if 8 Months of playing Touhou straight is "taking a break already" for you, then yes, i'm leaving already.

Hoo boy, I've been there. You'll be back for more before you know it. Again, and again. Trust me

And the best part - you WILL be getting better each time. Making a pause may be a nice idea, but don't give up for good just yet!

FamilyTeam · « **Reply #134 on:** July 13, 2013, 07:07:59 PM »

I don't acutually LEAVE communities for good unless I got an extremely good reason for it. (Hence why i don't play COD "professionally" anymore) I am just taking a break from the games. I will still more than likely post in this site, look up Touhou images and that sort of stuff.

Wriggle · « **Reply #135 on:** July 13, 2013, 07:22:57 PM »

Extras are what Touhou's about, just saying. :V

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #136 on:** July 13, 2013, 09:26:08 PM »

B-but, I'll never get to an Extra mode with this cuuuuuuuurse! :colonveeplusalpha:

chirpy13 · « **Reply #137 on:** July 14, 2013, 02:22:06 AM »

I just got a game over in LLS extra. I don't even remember the last time that's happened to me... I died on the streaming before the spawning bullets, died again on the same streaming part trying to line myself up again, died twice on Gengetsu's opener, and then twice on her spammy phase before her final for a total of 6 accidental deaths. 1 or 2 miss (not counting suicides) is my average run, so I swear I must have fallen asleep or something

Blue · « **Reply #138 on:** July 14, 2013, 06:20:15 AM »

Two things happened in my SA Normal MarisaC 1cc.

-I died on both of Satori's nons. Seriously, what.

-I died on Orin right after Spleen Eater because I ended the spell by shotgunning her skirt and she moved downwards right after...

Reiko · « **Reply #139 on:** July 14, 2013, 06:27:13 PM »

I tried to score in EoSD normal (still don't know why, but whatever...).
Game overed to Red Magic.

This was so bad it became funny ; pretty sure I was chuckling when I ran into this last bullet.

Quote from: Zengeku on July 12, 2013, 05:03:09 PM

I lost a Ten Desires Lunatic No-miss clear by sticking my head to far up into Miko's skirt trying to shotgun her final spellcard :V

Not that i would mind 'shotgunning' Miko's nether regions but seriously, what a way to lose a No-miss run. :V

Karmic death, uh ? :V

Zengeku · « **Reply #140 on:** July 14, 2013, 07:40:32 PM »

Quote from: Reiko on July 14, 2013, 06:27:13 PM

Karmic death, uh ? :V

I guess you could say that.

K.B. · « **Reply #141 on:** July 15, 2013, 03:07:14 AM »

Tapping is too hard.

I'd like to exchange these bricks for hands, please.

Esper · « **Reply #142 on:** July 15, 2013, 06:32:32 AM »

90FPS creates some sort of euphoric reaction in me that causes me to ram into Daiyousei's midboss nonspell on Lunatic and then capture Cirno's first spellcard on Lunatic.

What the fuck.

Space Flower · « **Reply #143 on:** July 16, 2013, 03:46:53 AM »

Karisa challenge gave me an excuse to finally play an easy mode, SA Easy to be specific. My first reaction was, wtf stage 6? My first Touhou was EoSD where beating Easy mode wouldn't get me to Remilia (Or Flandre) so I just didn't play it.

So I played Utsuho for the first time and it was tons of fun; I didn't bomb in an effort to not spoil the moment. So I ended up dying a few times lolol.
And then it happened, I had my very own dying-right-as-Utsuho-explodes moment. Thank you Touhou. -bows-

Andrew · « **Reply #144 on:** July 23, 2013, 08:56:03 AM »

Just started playing Great Fairy Wars. While working on 1ccing each of the routes on normal to unlock Extra and get used to the freezing mechanic, I was doing pretty well on my second or third attempt of route A2. Got to level 3 on 1 life. Aside from the occasional death, I did okay for most of the 3rd level. I then proceeded to die 4 times to Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive". 4 deaths to one spellcard has gotta be a new record for me. :V

On the bright side I still cleared that run with 244% motivation. On to the next route. Enjoying this game so far, freezing bullets is fun.

Zengeku · « **Reply #145 on:** July 27, 2013, 02:09:36 AM »

Tried to improve PCB Normal but failed to reach even acceptable lows. Playing this was a bad idea.

FamilyTeam · « **Reply #146 on:** July 27, 2013, 12:22:59 PM »

This technically counts as a Derp.
At the start of the month, I challenged myself to 1cc PCB on Normal 'till the end of it. I haven't touched Touhou since July 6. Oh well, I still have 5 full days to ~~obviously fail~~ try 'till I reach my deadline. Hold your breath until your head turns blue, everyone.

K.B. · « **Reply #147 on:** July 27, 2013, 05:24:50 PM »

Learned that PoDD-Marisa's level-3 bullets aren't perfectly aligned. I was sitting right above an intersection of two bullet-lines, and the fourth from the right line and the fifth from the left line crossed me at about the same time and one of them hit me.

Posting because I hadn't seen this mentioned before. Not a derp, but not worth a rage since hitbox shenanigans are to be expected in Toho.

Zengeku · « **Reply #148 on:** July 27, 2013, 07:02:28 PM »

Did a random UFO Stage 6 run. 1MNB. Dies on Superhuman.

:colonveeplusalpha:

chirpy13 · « **Reply #149 on:** July 28, 2013, 12:50:16 AM »

Game overed to Shou final after this.