And on the 9th day, someone thought it was a brilliant idea to hi-jack the swing of actions and make up stuff on the fly! Of course, that sentence made no sense; so Cirno was kicked out through an empty window. This angered the little fairy... who then told the fairies what happened. This was enough to start a full-on assault of the Comfy Castle. When asked what would happen to the rest of the planet, Cirno announced THE BIGGEST ICICLE FALL IN THE HISTORY OF SPELL-CARDS!
Which means these dice are getting a little cold here. Best get on with this whilst we can.
{Any character inside Puppy?s Comfy Castle will be rolling against an army of fairies at the end of their action! Any other character still alive will roll against giant pieces of ice falling down at the end of the round. Anyone who is dead can laugh at whoever has to deal with it... and cry if they revive before the turn ends, only to die again. :V }
THIS... is the FINAL 9th DAY of the month for 2012!
Roukan (NEW ENTRY)
>Magenta.
>Swap Kanjou's ordinary die for a die that uses only the numbers 1 and 6.
2!
It would appear that you've been out of the loop for quite some time. Not that it matters too much; it seems pretty peaceful where you are.
So peaceful, in fact, that any chance to change the way this game works is simply a wasted thought.
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Shadoweh (NEW ENTRY)
> Townie Green
> DO I HEAR SOMEONE PLAYING CARD GAMES?! Immediately defeat all Yugiohers with my Mokey Mokey deck and become the Queen of Games.
4!
As town as town can be; as pretty as green can be. Boy you feel good today!
So good that your ears quickly pick up a CARD GAME TOURNAMENT! You thrash everyone who entered, and grin as you become crowned 'Queen of Games.' What an awesome day!
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Smashy
> Discuss quality topics with said puppeteer, such as the recent increase in rainbows and why the Bad-Pundar is going nuts.
3!
You attempt to start a conversation, but she doesn't say much. You mention the increase in rainbows, to which she thinks someone is over-doing things. You go to ask about the 'Bad-Pundar,' but it seems like trouble just arrived.
FAIRY WAR : 3. They fly in through every window possible, and you can't understand how many gathered so quickly. The youkai, whose name is Alice, throws a doll at an incoming fairy just as she finishes helping you. She then tells you to fight. You do so!
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Tempest
>Show middle finger in frustration, to everyone!
6!
You hate the fact that nothing is working. Nothing! You stick up both of your middle fingers to everyone in the party room. Except two things are little... different to this plan. The first is that you are actually standing in the middle of the room... very much alive. The second is the mass of fairies that just flew into the room...
Tempest is alive.FAIRY WAR : 3. Quite a number of them are not pleased with your pose and quickly target you. You don't do well fighting of the first number, until Yuugi and Austin jump in. Your jaw drops as you watch a Stone Cold Stunner dished out to a number of them, before grinning. It's fighting time!
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Purvis
>Well, this is a setback. Let's possess the player that Kanjou finds most irritating, and force that moujik in the ghost dimension!
5!
Erm... this is... how the hell do I go about this one with coming across as a douche. Tell you what, why don't we flip a coin for this... don't tell me that it's not a dice; it's my game. :V
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YJ died at the hands of himself... which means Purvis just made him do it. Oh well.------------------------------
Raikaria
> Do what I was brought hereto do... specifically, not give a ****
3!
You stare at the rock... you remain in your seat... and you stare some more. Yukari doesn't hit you, but you feel the rock shift towards you... You may not want to sit there for long... not that you care what happens...
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Marukyuu
> Be the little girl ice fairy.
1!
There is no way you can be the ice fairy. The ice fairy is too busy declaring war on the planet... like the idiot that she is. Wait your turn. :V
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Obb
>Sample the delicacy of Obb in ghost form.
1!
You stroke your ghostly arm and don't even realize it went straight through. You don't want anyone to try and eat you; that would be terrible!
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NekoRex
>Attempt to respawn normally elsewhere, preferably back at home in the Catgirl Empire
2!
Whilst your Catgirl Empire remains on your mind at all times, somethings are just harder to do then others. You wander along a lonely road... no idea where it goes, but hopefully it'll take you somewhere...
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BT
>Ask of the moon rabbits.
4!
You follow her and ask about the moon rabbits. She happily tells you that they work hard and are... 'good' fighters; though she says that in such a tone, you're sure she doesn't mean it. One, however, is a pet of hers; and is pretty different from the usual lot.
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SirChaotick
>Accurately describe current positions of all players.
2!
Right now, even though you are dead, it's just not the time for such an action. I mean, I've got enough to write without having to tell you who is where and what not. nope.avi
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Pesco
>Activate Blade Fury. The magic immunity will save me.
5!
You no longer care about your well-being and activate Blade Fury! Hina notices the power you are displaying from such an action and spins along side you. The result? You don't have to worry about anything that's going on right now. It won't affect you at all!
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Raitaki
> "I feel...something in the air...Apophis is coming....and he brings pancake."
> Yay, pancakes! Wait, what, since I'm a vengeful spirit now, shouldn't I hate all those nice things? (maybe except electricity and science) Special Summon Chimeratech Fortress Dragon with my sheer force of will (using my newly Summoned Cyber Dragon, and Apophis's Trance Archfiend, Warlord of Dark World Sillva, and 2 Dragon Lord of Dark World Grapha's, all DNA Surgery'd into submission), set my Limiter Removal, and prepare to face this calamity of confectioneries!
2!
PANCAKES?! Where? Oh, wait... there aren't any. There's only giant icebergs falling from the sky. Oh well...
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Kasu
> Wait for a kind soul that is passing through the basement to cast Samarecarm on me.
5!
Flandre feels a little sorry for you; breaking you so soon and all. So she spends a tiny amount of SP to bring you back to life. You hear several loud crashes from above as you gather your bearings, and soon enough...
Kasu is alive.FAIRY WAR : 4. A group of fairies charge into the place where you and Flandre are. You feel like it's your turn to actually do something, and you fling yourself at the group. You repel a number of the straight away; dropping a couple with a few handy tricks. Flandre soon joins in as the fairies increase their numbers bit by bit.
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Hero
>Roll a 9.
4!
Somehow, the dice transforms into a 9-ball. You have no idea how this happened, and neither do I. Well, actually, I do; you little hacker. You come back to life... but this is a 9-ball we're talking about here. Your head that was detached from your body when Dormio killed you becomes a yukkuri head. And you ARE the yukkuri!
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ActionDan
>Hide from UK by going with the SDM sisters at Dormio's bequest and pray she doesn't find out what else I violated during my stay.
6!
Since the house is nearby, you ponder about going inside. Remilia, meanwhile, approaches you from behind and asks if you're planning on raiding the house too. You ask where her sister is, but Remilia tells you she is 'too busy having fun with some fairies.' You feel a surprising amount of energy run through you, and as if she read your mind, Remilia informs you that you'll be a little stronger on your 'visit' to Dormio. The two of you proceed inside.
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UK
>Sense a disturbance in the veil of life and unlife. That bastard ActionDan is alive again! Find him and claw him to shreds for his violation of my mind!
3!
Your ears perk up as you sense ActionDan alive again! You go towards the direction you felt the disturbance, and see Remilia flying away in the same direction; good thing too, your sense had dropped at that point. You follow her to a strange house with an equally strange... amount of holes. You proceed to enter the house in your own way!
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Dormio
>Something is... lacking. These tools I've made are great... But they could be better. This mass produced BLOOD just isn't cutting it. I need higher quality BLOOD. And who would have higher quality BLOOD than a vampire? Invite the Scarlet sisters to my laboratory for a chat and some tea.
4!
With the weapons laid out, and the MMG blood still available in large quantities, you decide to seek better quality. No sooner have you written a way of inviting the Scarlet Sisters over, Remilia bursts into the lab, with some over guy too boot. You go to welcome them, but Remilia seems intent on protecting herself. Good thing you have some weapons available... though they are all laid out on the table in front of you...
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PX
>Become so famous I get an army of idolizing slaves who will protect me with their lives and obey my every whim!
3!
Your singing and hatred for ponies becomes a great selling point for you, and soon enough, you have a pretty huge fan-base. Not that big, but it makes for a pretty good review in the papers. You'll need to work on the 'protect and obey' part, though; a few of them are willing to do so, but not everyone.
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qMyon
>Wait up a few seconds to let her have her pic if she wants one, and the race is OONNNN!!!
5!
You tap Rainbow Dash and pose for the tengu as she snaps a few good shots! She then introduces herself as Aya, the fastest Tengu in Gensokyo; which you knew already. Rainbow Dash asks if she can back that up in a race. Aya agrees with a smile and you slow down in front of a cloud. You give the signal to start the race, since you're the one riding, not flying, and the two (three) of you blast off; leaving behind a pretty big blast of wind & sound.
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Puppy
>Add the 'secret ingredient' to the cupcake mix.
6!
Pinkie Pie asks if you can think of a way to make the cupcakes more exciting. You produce a 'secret ingredient.' Pinkie Pie mixes it straight in and... WOAH! They look so shiny! You can't be sure how they'll look once they come out , but... OH MY GOSH! CRYSTAL CUP-CAKES! Pinkie Pie starts bouncing around the place and goes to take a bite out of it, when suddenly...
FAIRY WAR : 5. You instinctively grab a cupcake and throw it at one of the fairies. The fairy explodes into a poof of smoke... followed by the next one right behind it... and the one behind that one. Pinkie Pie pulls out a Cupcake Cannon, and Nitori, who emerges from the room after a quick check of the machine, tells the machine to send them straight to the cannon. What happens next can only be described in a story format. But oh my gosh, it is the true representative of the border between ADORABLE and BADASS!
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LaserTurtle
>Get distracted by the nearest shiny thing
5!
With Hina spinning with that rabbit over there, and looking pretty much untouchable, you decide to... OH MY GOSH! What is that over there?! It's so pretty and shiny and... and...
Wait, what's that in the sky?!
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No Name
>Okay then, maybe I'll end up in Hakugyokurou if I wait long enough
3!
You walk around and sigh as you drag your feet... or at least feel like you're dragging your feet towards some random direction. Before you know it, you trip on a step... some how. You look up and see a magnificent set of stairs... And you know exactly what is up there... Hakugyokurou!
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Bio
>Materialise the built up spite and malice while dead into a blood-thirsty (allied to me) shadow destroyer creature thing.
5!
Whatever experience you had whilst you were dead begins to channel through the ground where you stand. But it doesn't take the shape you originally requested. Instead, it wraps itself around you; darkening your senses and enhancing your abilities. Seems like the darkness found itself a home... and you are very pleased with the result!
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Hanzo
>Ah, now that that's settled, I suppose I may as well set to a few small tasks before making my Debut. After all, a Stage 6 Boss requires underlings! Like procuring Shikigami of the Firebird, White Tiger, Pseudo-dragon, and Great Tortoise varieties. After all, what better way to give the world a big middle finger, than to bring mortal equivalents of the Four Gods under my sway, hm? Being an Archfiend, I'm certain that there's bound to be at least one individual from each example that desires power at whatever cost~! But, uh, if we can't find any examples, there's nothing wrong with making a few people fit the bill~! Square Peg Round Hole? Pish-tosh! Envelopes were meant to be pushed! Archfiends don't care about silly things like 'human' morals!
1!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MY MIND SCREAMED READING ALL OF THAT?! I mean, do you understand how much work I would have had to have done, on top of everything else, to write an event that summed up all of that if the roll had been a 4; let alone a 6? Thankfully, for me, it wasn't the case. And you can stay in that bloody mansion and hope that giant icicle doesn't do too much damage to your damn brain!
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Alliterator
>Achieve the infinite.
3!
The helicopter rapidly declines as something starts blocking their route at a surprising rate. You focus on achieving something else whilst all of that is going on... only to find several shards of ice disrupting your train of thought...
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Zen
>Recruit more Will Smiths to my army.
4!
You quickly turn into the cafe as the amount of Will Smiths on their end multiply. You spread your arms out and cry 'Wololooo.' Every Will Smith suddenly stops shooting and breaks into a round of applause for such a glorious job. Wow, you nailed that!
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INCOMING ICICLE FALL
Rou : 2. Any sort of peace is broken as a giant piece of ice comes crashing down. You aren't quick enough, and your left leg is impaled. and promptly crushed, by it. -1 to your next roll.
Shadoweh : 3. Either someone couldn't handle losing, or the end of the world is happening early. You quickly take your stuff and hide where it's safe. Too bad the roof caved in. Luckily, you're okay.
Raikaria : 2. A giant piece of ice decides to smash through right where you were sitting. You have no idea how it managed not to kill you, grazing past you instead. But the giant rock tumbles down from the aftershock; trapping you down on the floor, chest first. -2 to your next roll for lack of movement.
PX : 4. And just when you least expect it, those that do follow you so closely quickly throw you out of the way of an on-coming iceberg... from the sky. On the plus side, you're still alive; and this will certainly hit the news! But there goes those who obeyed you religiously.
qMyon : 4. Shards of ice, that vary in size, rain down around you, Rainbow Dash, and Aya. However, this adds to the pure excitement; you have something to aim at now! The two weave around as many as they can as they continue the race; whilst you give Rainbow Dash the advantage of shooting down any shards that are too close together. This truly is an epic race!
LaserTurtle : 3. The shiny thing is a giant piece of ice! It whirls away from the rabbit and heads straight for you; mis-fortune much! You dive to the side as quick as you can, and give yourself a headache in the process. Thankfully, it didn't hit you; but the ice breaking up on impact enjoys raining down on you. At least it's harmless on the most part... ow.
Bio : 3. A giant iceberg falling from the heavens is your first test. You apply a beam powered by spite to crack it from the tip upwards. It bursts into hundreds and thousands of pieces... though you sort of wish you hadn't as most of the bits are still pretty sharp... ARGH! This is a fricking cluster bomb! -1 for all that clustering!
Hanzo : 6. The entire mansion zips out of existence as the iceberg plummets toward you. It then stops and vanishes too. You don't even question it as the ice returns in the form of the SDM. As in, literally, the Mansion just got turned into ice. Ice that won't melt... EVER!
Alliterator : 2. The chopper doesn't stand a chance as the shards take out the blades due to the size of them. You know there is nothing you can do but brace for the explosion waiting to happen; no well-timed jump can save you now, what with the blades and the chunks of ice flailing around.
Alliterator has fallen under the ICICLE FALL!Zen : 3. The cafe is completely destroyed by a giant piece of ice that just collapsed through the wall. A number of Will Smiths pull you back as the roof caves in before your very eyes; leaving any Will Smith you just converted trapped under the mixture of ice and rubble.
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ICICLE FALL GROUP!
Hero : 2.
UK : 4.
ActionDan : 3.
Dormio : 6.
Remilia approaches Dormio, wondering why the amount of blood... displeases her. Dormio is quick to bring the blood discussion up a little higher by demanding her blood in exchange for... a gift from science itself. Dan is quick to warn Remilia of what may happen, as Hero's yukkuri head jumps at Dormio. The scientist doesn't quite expect it, but quickly flings it towards the wall. A huge rumble informs them of something happening outside, before a giant iceberg-like fragment drops the roof. Hero doesn't stand a chance and is crushed instantly. Dan grabs Remilia and pulls her back, just as the piece begins to crack and separate. Dormio manages to swipe some objects and dives into one of the side-rooms as the berg breaks down half a wall. As Remilia flaps down, UK dives in; aiming straight for Dan. She manages to land one clean swipe across his face as Remilia grabs her and flings her across the room. As Remilia whips out the Gungnir, Dormio shoots her with a pistol. Remilia quickly grabs at her arm, but soon goes very pale. She has enough energy to throw the Gungnir at Dan, which sends him flying away from the house and onto the wall of another house away from the destruction of the lab. Remilia then collapses as UK slinks away; with Dormio standing proud over Remilia's fallen, pale body.
Dan gets a -1 to his next roll due to scratch scars.
Hero has died due to taking it easy on ICICLE FALL!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Sourfang
Raitaki
No Name
SirChaotick
Obb
Purvis
Marukyuu
YJ
Alliterator
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And so, the fairies were fought back from the Castle; much to the annoyance of Cirno. However, she was pleased that a couple had at least fallen, and decided to leave the area. In fact, the Mansion that she normally floated near had been turned to ice! Perhaps someone had decided she was indeed the strongest, and given her a present. Cirno grinned and took flight towards it. And if there was anything she had learnt from this, if anything, it was something very important...
Crystal Cupcakes are f**king deadly!
END OF DAY 09! Day 10 is now go!
I have nothing else left to say here... If you wish to say something about the above... thing... feel free to message me... or post your thoughts in brackets with your action. My fingers fricking hurt... so if I do reply to anything, it won't be much; but hey, that's the end of each update normally. :V
