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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #150 on: February 15, 2013, 03:00:08 PM »
ahahah oh god stuffman ilu

Spoiler:
You read my mind with the fairies

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #151 on: February 16, 2013, 03:14:04 AM »

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #152 on: February 16, 2013, 03:40:20 AM »
>Step up.
>Take a decent amount of breath first.
>Consider: Shoutout to all the fairies out there?

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #153 on: February 26, 2013, 04:09:08 AM »
[ I wanted to do a video this time, but technical difficulties D: ]

> Patchouli: Step up.



You don't have a choice. You have to make this happen. Anything short of victory will be devastating to your pride!



You wordlessly approach the stage, focusing on controlling your breathing. Your own lungs are your biggest enemy here. Stay calm, stay focused, and you can win, you tell yourself. Your heart is starting to beat more quickly, but you don't let any of that show.

You really wish you could've changed back into your normal outfit before this happened, but you can't show the slightest bit of hesitation. You have to make it clear that you give ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKS. You can't show any weakness. Especially not in front of the oni.





Oh dear. You've never spoken in front of this many people before, much less performed.

You should've stayed home. You don't want to be here.

Oh no! You realize you have been afflicted with STAGE FRIGHT!



No! Focus! You are not some stuttering librarian moeblob. You are not some spineless doormat waifu to be plastered on the front of some slimy social reject's dakimakura. You are PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE. You speak in the oldest of arcane languages. You break reality's back over the knee of your spoken word. A mere rap battle should be nothing to you.

You desperately try to string together some rhymes in your head. Something, anything.



And yet...



It's no use.



Not a single word comes to mind.











> Patchouli: Lose yourself.

















Sadly, no amount of willpower will overcome the weakness of the flesh.



> _

[ This rap battle once again written courtesy of theshim! ]

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #154 on: February 26, 2013, 04:17:55 AM »
>Try not to die. It would be too irritating.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #155 on: February 26, 2013, 04:21:02 AM »
(stuffman x theshim otp <3<3<3)

>Pass out.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #156 on: February 26, 2013, 04:23:06 AM »
Poor Patchy. Mukyuu.
>Examine Skilldrasil for nearby health nodes.
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #157 on: February 26, 2013, 04:44:00 AM »
> Why is it we don't take asthma medication?

> I don't mean right now, I mean in general. It seems like we could really benefit from owning an inhaler.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #158 on: February 26, 2013, 04:54:33 AM »
>BACKUP CANDY
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #159 on: February 26, 2013, 05:10:19 AM »
Sugoiiii~
[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #160 on: February 26, 2013, 05:16:14 AM »
>JUST ABOUT TO SAY

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #161 on: February 26, 2013, 07:25:07 AM »
> Catch out breath and fling a last stand when Lyrica comes over to check on us.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #162 on: February 26, 2013, 11:02:45 AM »
>BACKUP CANDY

> FIRST GOOD IDEA IN THE THREAD

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #163 on: February 26, 2013, 01:20:54 PM »
> Mukyuu.

> Refresh stamina with Backup Candy


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #164 on: February 26, 2013, 01:40:34 PM »
>Backup Candy
>Slip on dance ring at the same time, disguise fall as breakdance.

Badass.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #165 on: February 27, 2013, 12:03:03 AM »
> steal gifs for sig
> Pocket the shades for later.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #166 on: February 27, 2013, 06:21:37 AM »
> Patchouli: Use Backup Candy.

Thinking quickly, you consume a piece of BACKUP CANDY!!



BACKUP CANDY is primarily used to restore morale in times of despair. Aside from being unique in that it is the only item in one's inventory that does not require a turn to use, each type of candy carries different secondary effects; in your case, your GOOD & PLENTY regenerates a bit of HP and ENERGY, which helps with your pathetic VIM stat. The type of BACKUP CANDY one equips is of critical importance to their build! (Obsessive min-maxers will often despair that their most optimal candy is not one they like; you are fortunate in that this SOFT, CHEWY CANDY is your favorite in addition to being an effective choice.)



You receive JUST ENOUGH ENERGY to let loose one more verse!!











You have defeated THE NOTORIOUS LY-PRI in a rap battle! You gain +5 STREET CRED. She's right though - you barely pulled that one off. You probably wouldn't have won if you hadn't thrown her off guard.



Unfortunately, you are now FULLY EXHAUSTED.



























~




================================================================
-- malebolgeTourist [MT] started babbling at devilsAdvocate [DA] at 3:52 --
MT: hey, how's the party ^^
DA: it's awesome
DA: im watchin some tanuki in a drinkin match with an oni
DA: i cant believe how well shes doin
MT: how late do you think it'll run?
DA: lol its an oni party for fs sake
DA: prob way past midnight
MT: so if i were to get there around nine
MT: there'd still be plenty of time to party, huh
DA: o shit
DA: r u already on ur way??
MT: of course not. we're not allowed to go to gensokyo, remember?
MT: i'm just saying
MT: hypothetically ^^
MT: if i were on my way i'd get there around nine
DA: ohh i getcha
DA: well i will hypothetically keep an eye out 4 u



MT: and, hypothetically
MT: i'd be bringing a friend!
MT: she's a fairy I met while travelling
DA: fairy?
MT: she's cute. you'd like her ^^
DA: ok sounds hypothetically good
DA: hold on SS is tryin to talk 2 me

-- sideshowSorceress [SS] started babbling at devilsAdvocate [DA] at 3:54 --
SS: Koa, you said you were going to a big party today, right?
DA: yeah its huge
DA: like everyone is here
SS: Is the Yama attending, by any chance?
DA: uhhhhhh
DA: dont think so
DA: havent seen her and it doesnt seem like her kinda thing
DA: unless she wanted 2 yell at people a lot
DA: oh
DA: her shinigami is here
DA: captain fatass drunktits
SS: Do you think you could talk to her and see if she can get the Yama to contact us?
DA: dont think so
DA: she was in the vip area i cant get in there
SS: Can you ask them to give her the message, then?
DA: uhh i guess
DA: is this about the thing you were talkin about earlier
SS: Yes. It's sort of urgent and we can't get ahold of anyone about it.
DA: how serious is this
SS: Pretty serious. We think we might need to tell mom about this.
DA: oh shit really?
DA: that is serious
DA: ok ill go do it
DA: brb
SS: Thanks, I appreciate it.
================================================================

> Be that midboss fairy for a sec.



You are ERROR: NAME NOT FOUND, THE ERROR: TITLE NOT FOUND. Although you were originally a fairy from Gensokyo, you have been travelling far and wide outside it for many years now.

You possess the ABILITY TO TRAVEL. This is the kind of vaguely-worded ability that has the potential for COMPLETE BULLSHIT, but you are just a dumb fairy and you don't have the creativity to abuse it. Instead, you use it for its implied purpose of travelling to strange, exciting, and OCCASIONALLY DANGEROUS places. You can't really remember a lot of the places you've been, but you've had fun doing it!

You love to dress up, and frankly your fashion sense is KIND OF TERRIBLE. You just sort of throw on whatever you think looks neat at the time.

Lately you've been travelling with your friend LOUISE, who shares your PASSION FOR TOURISM. She has been taking you on a tour around Makai for the last few weeks, and now the two of you are headed to Gensokyo for a big underground party. So exciting!



We don't really have a reason to be you yet, but let's just get one thing out of the way before we get back to Patch. For future reference, what should we call you?

> ENTER NAME: _

> ENTER NAME: Rengeteki

That's a dumb name. It doesn't even sound right in Japanese. Pick a better one!

> ENTER NAME: _

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #167 on: February 27, 2013, 06:29:49 AM »
>Professor Tor Coolguy

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #168 on: February 27, 2013, 06:31:51 AM »
>Fairy

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #169 on: February 27, 2013, 06:35:06 AM »
> Threeflower

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #170 on: February 27, 2013, 07:22:24 AM »
Watch it Stuffman: if you keep delivering this much win, the game will be over before we get to Act 2.
>Hyacinth
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #171 on: February 27, 2013, 07:41:42 AM »
> Stuffman

> Stuffairy


> Elizabeth Tudor

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #172 on: February 27, 2013, 08:36:30 AM »
FYI, there are two Japanese fanon nicknames for her, 光り子 Hikariko ("Daughter of Light"), and 金曜双子 Kin'you Soushi ("Friday Twins", "Twins of Venus", "Twins of the Metal Planet", "Twins of the Golden Star"), the later obviously based on the presumption that she's two different characters in LLS and MS.

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« Last Edit: February 27, 2013, 08:45:58 AM by cuc »
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #173 on: February 27, 2013, 09:09:28 AM »
> Her name is Yu Narukami or maybe Charlie Tunoku, there are no other acceptable options.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #174 on: February 27, 2013, 09:49:15 AM »
> Threeflower

> Her name is Yu Narukami or maybe Charlie Tunoku, there are no other acceptable options.

This is also acceptable.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #175 on: February 27, 2013, 03:27:17 PM »
> Torisugari no Fairy.
> Oboidoke.

 <_<

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #176 on: February 27, 2013, 03:30:20 PM »
Lately you've been travelling with your friend LOUISE, who shares your PASSION FOR TOURISM.

...

Lately you've been travelling with your friend LOUISE

...

your friend LOUISE

...

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That's a dumb name. It doesn't even sound right in Japanese. Pick a better one!

> ENTER NAME: _

> THELMA

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #177 on: February 27, 2013, 03:38:10 PM »
...
Alternatively, PENTHESILEA.

But you go by Pent for short.

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #178 on: February 27, 2013, 03:49:13 PM »
> Torisugari no Fairy.
> Oboidoke.

> Check if we've tasted sea cucumber.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #179 on: February 27, 2013, 04:24:44 PM »
> Thelma

Clever way to give Patchy an excuse to get changed, by the way.
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