I WAS DOING SO EXTREMELY WELL.
MoF Lunatic. Goddammit. I had an awesome Aya fight, first capturing Saruta Cross, then capturing Terukuni Throughout The World for the very first time at 0 power. This led me to reaching Kanako with no less than FOUR lives, a solid three better than my last attempt, in addition to three bombs. I was set.
Bomb first nonspell twice. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Die on Medoteko a hair before capturing with one bomb in stock. Okay, no big deal.
Do guncannon without incident, do an awesome job on Divining Crop. Very nearly captured it before panic bombing.
Bomb third nonspell without incident.
Yamato Torus declares. My mother and sister start yelling at each other with me in the middle.
I DIE. THRICE. WITH ALL BOMBS LOST. EIGHT OF THEM.
Bomb the next two attacks, land in Wind God with three bombs and no lives where there should have been no bombs and three lives.
Somehow I do a far better job of it than I ever did before, dodging to about halfway when I succumb to a wall.
I would MOST DEFINITELY have done it was it not for those FREAKING KNIVES. THOSE KNIVES.
Allow me to type a string of all caps gibberish RIGHT NOW BECAUSE AARARRARGHHHQFFQDFFQSDFMQSDAERZAERREESSDFFFQQAAAFOQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQDFZERAERMERFGHDFVQSDHBBZHFMQBMVQBFMUMFHQBFMDVBMQQFVVPEAQFDVYDSQGFSDYZEQCQS
*pichun*