Utsuho:> Utsuho - Recollect things we created/engineered using knowledge of nuclear fusion.
>You know a lot about nuclear fusion, but you can't recall facts at will. Really, the only thing you help with nuclear fusion was that giant fusion reactor for a mecha a while back, but that ended up being shut down because of meddling ice fairies.
>You can, however, solve theoretical problems involving nuclear fusions quite efficiently. For example:
>How many Master Sparks it would take to destroy a small sun (25 if fired simultaneously, 103.46 fired one at a time with 1 second in between for cooldown)
>How much destruction a supernova would cause in Gensokyo (half the Forest of Magic or one hallway of the SDM. 3-dimensional space is wonky there, you've heard.)
>The efficiency of a nuclear reactor (less useful than one would think. You require daily bathing and meal breaks, after all.)
> Everyone - watch plot proceed.
>Everyone stares at the oncoming plot train. Since nobody moves out of the way, you all end up getting ran over. Stupid train, why wasn't it on the railroad?>You are Utsuho Reiuji, on a mission to prove yourself competent to Satori. You've been mulling over some theoretical situations amidst the chaos in Yukari's house. This is probably why you don't notice that the scene around you has gotten worse until everyone else does.
>Currently, everyone around you is being bombarded with Hakurei amulets.
>Now you're getting targeted too. They hurt. A lot.
Get'emoffget'emoffget'emoff!>You create a miniature sun to shield yourself. As the onslaught dies down, you see that Yukari's occupied with gapping away amulets targeted at herself and Ran, Flandre's swinging that big sword-thingy, Sakuya's constantly reappearing somewhere away from the amulets, and the kappa is gone.
>What happened? You feel like something got terribly off track. How were you supposed to gain Satori's approval again?
>_
>You are Flandre Scarlet, on a mission to go on an ADVENTURE! Unfortunately, you've just ran into Sakuya, who's probably going to take you back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>On the bright side, you have a Chibi Sakuya that is so cute. It is so amazingly cute you don't even notice when Reimu busts a wall down with an army of Chibi Reimus until they all start to throw those annoying homing amulets everywhere.
>In retaliation, you takeout Laevateinn and start swinging it around like a maniac. You think you destroyed another wall.
>As the room clears, you realize you didn't actually break any walls, but there's a kappa-shaped hole in the roof. Was that your doing? You couldn't tell.
>Well, the storm of danmaku has stopped, and you are taking a breather. What are you going to do now?
>_
>You are Sakuya Izayoi, on an errand to get Remilia a computer that just seems to get way too complicated.
>So when Reimu destroys a wall with an absurd amount of Chibi Reimus around her, you realize that you aren't even surprised at this turn of events.
>She starts yelling at Yukari. "I know you're behind this! I beat up everyone at Eientei
and the Moriya Shrine already, and these mini versions of everyone are
still popping up everywhere!"
>Without waiting for Yukari's answer, she starts throwing those Hakurei amulets, and the Chibi Reimus follow suit. They start targeting everyone in the room.
>Of course, everything goes haywire. Flandre starts swinging around Laevateinn and hits Nitori out through the roof, Yukari is furiously gapping away all the amulets targeting Ran and herself, and you're forced to stop time repeatedly to get away from those homing amulets. When you look over at the raven, she's... creating a miniature sun?
>Now you see why Yukari decided to interfere with whatever she and Flandre were doing.
>Soon, all the Reimus stop shooting, letting everyone catch their breath and assess the damages.
>You have a feeling Yukari is not going to want to assist you in any matters for quite a while.
>Now what do you do?
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