Flandre: Decide to go with it, because ADVENTURE!!!
>Adventure is fun. You will ignore this injustice.
Flandre - Kyuu~ Kourindou.
> Flandre - Refrain from Kyuu~ing everything. Flan is A-Good-Girl after all <3. That fact doesn't stop us from whipping out Laevateinn and poking Utsuho's eyes out, though.
>Flandre - But if we poke her eyes out, we'll crash! And crashing hurts. 
So why not just tickle her?
> But but we have wings! We can still take flight to avoid crashing!
> And besides, if we tickle her, she might crash us into things in mid air
>Flandre: No, no poking out eyes. Don't want to break her when we're on an adventure with her. Do ask her what her name is, though.
>If we tickle her, she'll let go, then we can fly!
> What if she squeezes us tighter? 3:
>Just let her carry us undisturbed. Why fly ourselves when she's doing it for us?
>Flandre would like every one of those voices in her head to stop arguing and go along with the adventure already.>After an internal debate about deciding whether you should try and break free, you decide to relax. This is an adventure, after all.
>"By the way, Miss Kidnapper, what's your name anyway?"
> Utsuho - Realize a rubik's cube can't be solved on only 5 sides.
Utsuho - In light of this, realize how awesome we are that we did the impossible like that.
...Or maybe it's broken. But it's more likely that we're just that awesome!
>On closer inspection, you confirm that you are indeed that awesome.
>In fact, you're so awesome that you mix it up and do it again. And again.
> Utsuho - Conveniently get distracted by something when that happens.
>Ooh, shiny!
>...you have a feeling that you missed an important event that didn't even happen.
>In Kourindou, Rinnosuke is hiding under the counter again. He doesn't know why, either.
> Utsuho: Have an ominous premonition that we most likely won't understand.
>You have said ominous feeling. Must be another missed nonexistent event.
>"By the way, Miss Kidnapper, what's your name anyway?" says the child you are taking to Satori.
>"I'm Utsuho Reiuji! Who are you?"
>"I'm Flandre Scarlet! Are we going on an adventure?"
>You haven't really thought about it, but you guess you could call this an adventure.
>"I think so! Do you?"
>The girl frowns. "I thought you would know!" she complains.
> Sakuya - Timeskip to arrival at Nitori's house.
>You are Sakuya Izayoi, and you're currently on a mission to find a computer for Remilia.
>During your mission, you visited Kourindou, and you're now at Nitori's house.
>Unfortunately, instead of a computer, Nitori hands you a note:
Dear Nitori,
I stored your electric shikigami in Kourindou. It must have been lonely, sitting around with none of its kind.
You're welcome!
-Aya Shameimaru>Figures. Well, you have no idea what's you're going to do about the computer situation, now.
>Nitori speaks up. "Well, Yukari probably can get one for you. If you're going to visit her, I'll come along, since that pesky Tengu took mine, anyway."
>_
>You are Flandre Scarlet, and you're currently on an adventure with Utsuho Reiuji.
>Now you're in some underground place called the Palace of the Earth Spirits.
>Utsuho is getting yelled at by some girl with a weird eye thingy wrapped around her.
>_
Utsuho - Introduce crystal-winged girl to Satori. ...Maybe get her name first.
>You are Utsuho Reiuji, and you're currently getting yelled at by your master.
>You have no idea why. You just brought home a little girl! And a cube-thingy.
>Satori's going on and on about something or other. You don't catch much as you're fiddling with the cube, but from what you hear:
"...demolished 6 buildings and knocked out the bridge princess..."
"...the quantum geography's enough trouble, and you have to go and..."
"...she's from the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Do you know how much trouble we'd get in if..."
"...gate guard or something, so you can't sneak in..."
"...and a time-stopping maid! How did you even kidnap her, anyway? You go and..."
"...if you're lucky, you can return her before..."
"...give me that cube!"
>She takes it, solves all six sides quickly, and continues lecturing you.
>_
